Shotgun and Wolf [023]
Barrel theory: How much water a barrel can hold is determined by the shortest board that makes up the barrel.
If the squad leader and Shu Zhe were a fighting team, then they perfectly proved the barrel theory. It was clear that the squad leader used darts coated with anesthetics to launch a surprise attack, and even I would be caught off guard. As a result, because Shu Zhe was holding back, the siblings
I'm about to get O's and then X's from me.
Correct, I just said that just because I was used as an imaginary enemy. It does not mean that I subconsciously want to fuck the siblings first and then fuck them. Although I am the young owner of the Happy Valley Adult Products Store,
It's not a perversion.
However, it would be wonderful to see the monitor crying and begging me to let her go, because in the past, no matter how I behaved like a gangster, the monitor was upright and would not be threatened by me, which really made me lose face.
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However, being influenced by gangster movies and TV shows such as "Young and Dangerous" may not be a good thing. In my parents' generation, "gangster" was a completely derogatory term, but today it has become neutral or even positive, such as "gangster boss"
”, “The Five Great Gangsters of the United Nations” and various online novels starting with “gangster”... It seems that from a certain point in time, society began to respect gangsters.
Boss Gao and his gang are real hooligans, and what they do is not worthy of respect at all.
"Shusa, don't try any more petty tricks! If you don't want your brother to be missing arms and legs, surrender as soon as possible!"
Brother B was hit by a tranquilizer dart and fainted, but Boss Gao and Brother A were still standing. It was just that someone else was holding the butterfly knife across Shu Zhe's neck.
"No, don't play tricks with my elder brother, or I will kill your brother!"
Shu Sha's dart that shot at a speed that almost broke the sound barrier made little brother A feel frightened. He pressed the blade of the butterfly knife tightly against the skin of Shu Zhe's neck, making Shu Zhe so nervous that he dared not breathe.
"No, it's not my fault! It was my sister who took action without authorization. The elder brothers let me go first. My sister will compensate you well..."
It stands to reason that I should rush out from behind the rock, but the butterfly knife is too close to Shu Zhe's neck. If I rush out rashly and frighten my little brother, his arm slips and he sends Shu Zhe back to the west, the squad leader will be in agony and hopeless.
Even if I compensate myself to her, I won't be happy.
"Compensation... what you said is still human. Your sister should compensate us!"
Mr. Gao stretched out his hairy palm and hooked his fingers toward the monitor with his palm upward.
"Take off your clothes and come over here!"
"What...what did you say?" The squad leader was regretting because she missed one of the darts. When she heard what Boss Gao said, the look in her eyes was even more shocked.
"I told you to take off your clothes! You must be hiding a lot of weapons if you are wearing such thick clothes, right?"
The squad leader looked at the blue and white striped school uniform on his body hesitantly, "No, there are no other weapons. I only brought two darts."
"Are you lying?" Boss Gao shouted, "You have already met our three brothers yesterday. Since you dare to come alone, you must be well prepared to deal with the three of us. What about the third person who only brings two darts?"
"I...I know."
The squad leader bit his lip, unfolded the cuffs, and stretched his arms along the trousers line. Hearing a "crack-plop-pap-pap" sound, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 fell out from the sleeves in sequence.
9…10 darts in total!
I'm going to blame you, squad leader, for how you hid so many darts in your sleeve! It's unscientific! It must be the four-dimensional sleeve that Doraemon gave you! You brought a whole dozen darts to save Shu Zhe! Practice at home
Have you brought all the darts?
The 10 darts fell freely to the ground, and all of them were pointed into the ground with their tail feathers pointing upward. They were trembling uncontrollably. Boss Gao's face changed slightly, while Brother A grinned in fear.
"Hmph, you are such a wild woman! I shouldn't have underestimated you in the first place... Throw away the other weapons too!"
"No more!" To prove this point, the squad leader raised and lowered his arms. His movements were natural and smooth, and it didn't look like there was something else hidden in his sleeves.
"You bastards, do you think we are idiots!" Gao Boss showed his crooked teeth, "You can hide darts in your sleeves, but you can't tie throwing knives to your thighs? Take off all your clothes and come over by yourself!"
"You...!!" Horror and hatred flashed through the squad leader's dark pupils. She was like a disarmed Western fast-shooter, poised to draw her gun, but there was nothing she could do to kill her.
bullets fired.
Eh? He reached his hand to his waist! There is nothing there! Did he really tie a throwing knife to his thigh and cover it with his school uniform pants? But the squad leader was not wearing a skirt. He took off the throwing knife from the thigh strap.
It is not convenient unless the handle of the throwing knife is very close to the upper edge of the pants...
Hey, isn't that the same as inserting a throwing knife into Fat Ci's side! And according to the squad leader's obsessive-compulsive disorder, the throwing knife must be double, that is, one on each side of Fat Ci! I think it has a scabbard.
A flying knife is still a flying knife without a scabbard! If the blade is too sharp, you will scratch yourself! And in order to draw the knife quickly, you will be cut off the moment you draw the knife. When you kill the enemy, you will also cut the knife.
Killed it once!
"Stop dreaming. In normal times, you might have a chance, but now you're afraid of hurting your brother, so you're not sure at all!"
Boss Gao easily saw through the squad leader's weakness. He winked at his younger brother who was still standing. Younger Brother A immediately understood and moved the butterfly knife to the position of Shu Zhe's eyes.
"If you want to take a gamble, do it! But you must be prepared to make your brother blind in one eye!"
"..."
"Sister, sister, please don't mess around! I don't want to be blind! Ah, the knife is too close! Don't hurt me, I will help you convince my sister!"
Shu Zhe is so shrewd that he cannot possibly not know what Boss Gao wants to do to the squad leader, but for the sake of his own safety, he does not consider his sister at all. He is simply a loser.
I think it might be a good lesson for a guy like Shu Zhe to lose one eye. Look, isn’t Nick Fury, the boss of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the Avengers, also a one-eyed man? Shu Zhe, you have become Shu Ke...
Existences like Fury can also recruit a team as the boss in the future, and bring people like Jingan Wolf, Wise Pig Man, Green Juman, and Corn Eyes under his command. They usually dominate and dominate. If their subordinates rebel, they can also transform into RBQ to appease them.
A moment or something...
"I...I surrender." The squad leader still had the strength to fight, but her brother's retort made her so confused that she couldn't muster the concentration she had just shot the dart.
The breeze blew the monitor's long black hair, and the determined girl with disappointment in her eyes raised her hands, her movements slow and hesitant, which was quite endearing.
"I walked over and you let my brother go."
The monitor stepped forward as he spoke, but Boss Gao immediately stopped:
"Don't come here! Who knows if you are here with weapons to fight? Take off your clothes first!"
"But I really have no weapons..." The squad leader opened her eyes wide and looked innocent, but still kept her feet on the ground. I really admire the squad leader's acting skills at such a time. She hopes to be a criminal police officer in the future.
He was indeed mentally prepared to deal with the most brutal gangsters.
"Stop! Take one more step and I'll gouge out your brother's eyes!"
Seeing Junior A holding a butterfly knife and gesticulating in front of Shu Zhe's eyes, the monitor had no choice but to stop. Boss Gao narrowed his eyes and threatened again:
"Take off your clothes...coats, underwear, and shoes! If you're afraid of the cold, there's a van here!"
Hey, hey, hey, it's not a question of whether you're afraid of the cold or not, right? If the squad leader without weapons gets into your van, you're really in trouble!
"Hey, hey, hey, boss, you are so interesting," Junior Brother A said with a smile, "Although the back mountain is known as the Holy Land of Wild Cannons, it is quite rare to play in the wild at the foot of the mountain..."
"What do you know?" Gao Laodao said, "This is not just a matter of interest. I won't worry if she doesn't strip me naked..."
Halfway through the words, Boss Gao realized that he should keep an eye on the squad leader's movements, so he quickly turned his eyes back to the squad leader, pulled his neck and shouted:
"Don't use tricks! Take off your clothes on the spot! If you do anything else, I will destroy your brother!"
The squad leader looked troubled and fell into thinking. Boss Gao spat on the ground and continued the previous conversation with his younger brother:
"Don't be careless when dealing with this kind of woman. I've even seen some with weapons hidden in their X's!"
"Isn't it?" Brother A looked confused, "Boss, you can't put it in, can you?"
"Idiot, how do you think the tampon is put in?"
These two people were discussing such a dirty topic in front of the squad leader, which really made me ashamed. Although I also heard from my father that during the Vietnam War, some Vietnamese women deliberately hid razors in their private parts and then seduced American soldiers. The American soldiers had sperm in their brains.
Just take off your pants, and then your dick will explode...
The butterfly knife was only an inch away from his eyeballs. Shu Zhe was so frightened that he trembled all over and begged his sister with a tearful voice:
"Well, there is nothing we can do. If it doesn't work, sister, please take off your clothes first. I will close my eyes and not look..."
Bastard, do you have a useless brother like you? Even if Amy is kidnapped, he will not dare to resist like you! Brother A has no ability and is not steady with a knife, you can just bite him! As long as you
If you create a little chaos, squad leader Fatji will be able to use his flying knife. I can also rush out and crush the two of them, okay?
Uh... It seems that the squad leader's backup weapon is a throwing knife stuck on both sides of Fatty's skin. In fact, there may not be such a thing. It may be just my pure imagination.
In short, I can’t let the squad leader suffer anymore! Even if Shu Zhe gets hurt by my rash actions, I don’t care, I’m going to rush out now!
Even if I look ferocious and look like a gangster, it doesn't mean that I have to do gangster things! When gangster is a complimentary word, worthiness should be that you have the strength to be a gangster, but it doesn't mean that you have the demeanor of a strong man who is a gangster to everyone, right?
Chapter completed!