Speaking of which, I am a Spartan who is not even afraid of the knife pulled out by Mr. Xu, so why would I resist the medical needle?

It all started when I was a child, when I lived in a courtyard with my little bully.

I have mentioned before that the evil deeds that the bully inflicted on me were countless. He kicked me into the river seven or eight times while I was fishing.

One of these times, I watched the "Feng Shen Bang" broadcast on the TV station in advance, so I was stupid and deliberately knocked the fishhook straight with a hammer, imitating Jiang Taigong's straight hook when fishing by the river.

As a result, I failed to fish out King Wen of Zhou, but I fished out the little bully who did all kinds of evil. He (she) was wearing a vest and shorts like me at the time. Except for his fair skin, he didn’t have any characteristics of a girl. Even his appearance was not good.

We are close to each other (don’t forget that when I was a kid, everyone loved me).

"This is my river, who asked you to fish here?"

As unreasonable as usual, the little bully ran over with a bad smile and wanted to kick me into the river. I learned a little wiser and threw the fishing rod in her direction and shouted, "Eat my magic whip!"

, then turned around and ran home.

It's a pity that the little bully is not an ordinary monster. She has probably practiced in the Xianyue Sanxing Cave. Her spiritual practice is too deep, and the magic whip can't do anything to her. Instead, she raised her right foot and kicked it hard, and the hook and pole flew straight towards me from behind.

Come.

Now that I think about it, it was the bone-breaking flying kick inherited from Aunt Ren! The (super) flat-chested lolita version of the bone-breaking flying kick!!

Fortunately, I ran faster and was not hit by the fishing rod. However, the straight hook that I had modified by my magic broke away from the fishing line, and passed my shoulder with a "whoosh" sound, scratching my skin.

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At that time, I was terribly afraid. I was afraid that the bully would catch up with me, and he would ride on me and beat me so hard as usual, so that I was so frightened that I mistakenly thought that a fishing needle (hook) had pierced the inside of my arm.

You must know that there are many unreliable rumors among children, such as "You will die if you swallow chewing gum", "Eating watermelon seeds will sprout in the stomach", "Once a needle is drilled into the body, it will follow the blood vessels."

Get into the heart."

Because my father is so knowledgeable, I sneered at the first two statements, but the last statement sounded very reasonable. It is also consistent with blood circulation science, fluid mechanics, anatomy, red science, white science... in short

I couldn't find the needle that had not actually entered my body. I was scared to death, thinking that sooner or later the fishing needle would enter my heart and kill me.

For half a month, I was tortured by the illusion that long needles were inserted into my body. I used magnets, home-made Qigong and other methods to pick out the suspected entrances on my arms. Finally, my father took me to the hospital for X-rays.

Only then was it confirmed that there was nothing foreign in my body, and it was purely a heart disease that required heart medicine.

After experiencing such a period of childhood shadow, I have an instinctive resistance to having long needles pierced into my arms. It is not that I am afraid of pain, but I am worried that the long needle will break and be lost in the flesh.

At this moment, the monitor and Nurse Li (Kui) were simultaneously urging me to donate blood. If I backed down, I would appear to be as frightened as Gong Caicai. Telling me that I was under 18 would make the monitor look down on me, so I had no choice but to go ahead.

"Okay, just give it to me, no need to be polite, just smoke 400CC and go out!"

I sat down carelessly on the armchair and put my well-trained right arm up. The high bulging biceps exuded male dignity.

"Don't listen to him, 200CC, no more."

It's obviously the squad leader who is pushing me to donate blood, but he doesn't want me to donate too much - who are you to make the decision about my blood? It's my own business whether I like to make blood tofu or eat it!

"Relax," Nurse Li roughly patted the inside of my elbow twice, "What muscles are you showing off on purpose? You are so nervous that the needle cannot be inserted and no blood sample can be obtained."

"Who, who is nervous!" I stared at the needle insincerely, "I am originally a muscular man. If you can't penetrate it, it means you are not skilled enough..."

"What? You can question my character, but my acupuncture skills are the best in the hospital!"

Nurse Li suddenly changed color, grabbed my wrist tightly, wiped some alcohol on it and stabbed it hard into the flesh.

Oops.

It’s true that I’m slightly averse to needles, but I’m not particularly sensitive to it, and it’s not even a fear of heights. Under normal circumstances, as long as I’m relaxed enough, it’s okay to draw blood. Today’s bad day is bad.

The monitor was watching and the nurse was extremely rude, which made me even more nervous.

"Hey, eh, eh, is it right to pierce it like this? The blood vessel jumped out! Damn it!"

"What's wrong? You're causing trouble on purpose! Are you here to donate blood or participate in a bodybuilding competition?"

"I wasn't planning to donate blood in the first place...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are going to cripple me!!"

Gong Caicai had just been released from petrification, but when she saw me screaming like a slaughtering pig while drawing blood, she was so frightened that she immediately fainted for the second time. Not to mention Gong Caicai, even a couple of college students outside the blood collection car

, also backed down after hearing my Spartan battle cry.

"Is it because the nurse's skills are not good enough? Let's donate blood at another time..."

Nurse Li listened and became more and more irritable. The more irritable she became, the more nervous I became. Finally, there was a "pop" and the needle broke.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the nightmare has reappeared! Don’t break it in the flesh! Don’t break it in the flesh!

Due to Nurse Li's brutal work, my tight muscles, and the fact that the needle itself was not made for Spartan, the needle actually broke under everyone's gaze. It was probably the first time for Nurse Li to encounter this kind of situation, and her eyes were wide open.

The national animal of the United States is as big as the bison.

"Where's the needle? Where did it go?" I was anxious to make sure that the needle was not broken in my blood vessel. I looked around the ground and breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that the needle was broken under my feet.

After a while, Nurse Li calmed down and said gloomily: "Your Hulk physique is really rare. Forget it, we don't want your blood. It's not enough for the needle."

Hey, hey, who has the physique of the Hulk! Do you know that although the Hulk can fight, his popularity in China is worrying because these three words have another meaning! It takes many, many, many cuckolds to become angry.

As the "Hulk", I don't want to go through such a transformation process even if it can hit me again!

"You..." The squad leader's eyes contained shock and helplessness more than disappointment, "If you don't want to donate blood, just say so. Why did you deliberately scare Caicai and faint again?"

Who did this on purpose? It was obviously the nurse who was too rude that triggered my defensive reaction! If you had been wearing a nurse uniform and drawing blood for me softly, maybe I would have been fine! The blood would have flowed out smoothly.

Yes! In addition, Caicai faints when she is frightened. How will she survive in this cruel world in the future? If she had been bullied by bullies since she was a child, she would have been "sorry for coming into this world" and has now been reincarnated into a shell.

, it has become the steamed scallops with edelweiss on a certain restaurant’s dining table!

This time the blood donation failed, I got out of the blood collection car with the squad leader and Gong Caicai. However, I was not convinced. I felt that Sparta was not afraid of death, let alone drawing blood. Next time, no one would draw my blood.

I shouldn't resist, it's nothing to begin with, it's not like I haven't had a blood test before, but I'm just too nervous this time!

As a result, the news of the failed blood draw somehow spread, even to the gangster circle, and of course to the ears of Mr. Xu’s younger brother, Tang Jiang.

"Nonsense! Ye Lin got AIDS because of being gay. Of course he wouldn't dare to donate blood if he has AIDS!"

Ever since, for a while, the guys on the street nearby were very polite when they saw me. Even if there were more than a dozen of them, they would not take the initiative to fight with me. They were afraid that they would scratch their skin in a fight and be infected with AIDS.

The rumors are getting more and more outrageous, and there are all kinds of rumors.

"I heard that Ye Lin likes anal people very much. He is good at frontal anal, side anal, AIDS anal, syphilis anal... He doesn't use weapons when fighting. He likes to fight us with bare hands. In fact, it is a kind of philosophical wrestling.
Chapter completed!