Xiaoqin's Qinggong floating on the water lasted about 3 seconds, and then she fell into the river with a "plop".

Although it was only 3 seconds, in my opinion (and maybe the monitor's), it was scary enough, comparable to the miracle of Tom Jerry "stepping on the air" in "Tom and Jerry". I always felt that as long as Xiaoqin didn't look at her feet,

, then he would not fall into the water, and might run on the water the whole time, putting the slow Jesus to shame.

【Irresponsible Brain Theater】

Lucifer, the six-winged fallen angel (covering his face with his hands): "How could this happen? Whether it's standing by God's side or creating the material world, it's obviously me first. Why can that guy Jesus take everything away from me?

Glory? Why!?"

Jesus: "Stop talking nonsense and think of it as your Satan! Don't you see that I am also upset? My water walking, which I am famous for, has been destroyed by the human Sharingan! First it was a shaman, then a death knight, and now even a female junior high school student can do it

!The streets are so bad, I’m going!”

Xiaoqin was a very good swimmer. After she fell into the water, she continued to swim toward Jiangxin Island at a very high speed, as fast and furious as a manic shark.

"Xiao...Xiaoqin got all her clothes wet, so she will catch a cold after she goes ashore!"

The squad leader was eaten by a shark and he still had time to worry about others. In addition, I highly doubt that Xiaoqin's swimming speed has a lot to do with the streamlined shape of her body (in other words, her small chest and low resistance).

In order to prevent Xiao Qin from arguing with the squad leader, I immediately stood up from my sitting position and planned to stand between them. I also took off my coat to block the wind for Xiao Qin who had just landed.

However, Xiaoqin saw that only the strong muscles on my upper body were tightly bound by a black vest, and the initial speed of tears spurting out of the corners of my eyes increased by 3m3/second.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

!”

What the hell is "Jiang Yiku"! Is it Uniqlo on Jiangxin Island? Besides, my vest was originally black! Even if the squad leader rubbed his black hair on vests of other colors, it would be impossible

The color faded and dyed my vest completely black! Besides, only cats and dogs would do that to their owners! Don’t let me have bad associations like “beautiful dogs”!

In order to prevent Xiaoqin from saying more outrageous things, I quickly stepped forward and put my coat on Xiaoqin, who was all wet, to prevent her from catching a cold due to the wind.

"Calm down, the squad leader and I just came here to pick up oysters, but the river suddenly rose and we were trapped. Don't talk nonsense, or I won't let you be my secret girlfriend!"

The "Big Carrot" plan has now reached a rather embarrassing stage. Aunt Ren is pregnant with my father's child. If the two of them get married, then Xiaoqin and I will become adopted brothers and sisters.

Xiaoqin didn't know about this, but the squad leader knew because she overheard the conversation between Aunt Ren and my father. I put my coat on Xiaoqin more because I was "caring about my sister" than out of curiosity.

The identity of the "secret boyfriend".

"Really...really?" After getting my coat, Xiaoqin's mood calmed down a bit. She hugged my coat tightly to her body excitedly and even greedily, and asked tremblingly: "Where are the oysters?"

"Eh?"

Xiaoqin stubbornly stretched out a hand to me, her eyes were persistent, and water dropped from her short hair.

"Do you know that I love eating aquatic products, so I came here to pick oysters? You should give me some of them, right? Give them all to me, and we can eat them together after I cook them!"

"Well..." I scratched my head in distress, "Actually, the water rose before I even had time to pick up the oysters."

"Nonsense!" Xiaoqin angrily made a gesture of hitting my chest with her small fist. "The picking of oysters must be fake, and the date is real! Be honest! You went to pick oysters from the squad leader!"

"You are talking nonsense!" I was so angry that my nose was crooked. "The squad leader has no oysters, only dog ​​food! Have you ever seen someone eating dog food on a date? Normal people would not go on a date here in the mud bed.

Bar!"

"Okay, let's share the dog food!" The jealousy in Xiaoqin's body could almost dry the wet clothes immediately, "As long as I can go on a date with classmate Ye Lin, I don't care where I go or what I eat! Not to mention dog food, even if it's dog food,

I will happily share it with my classmate Ye Lin if it’s Yoneda!”

Share your sister! I don’t recognize you when you split the traditional Chinese word “shi” into “米田公”! Who wants to eat shit with you! I’m desperate for this world where even eating shit can be cute!

Fortunately, the wind direction had changed a little bit just now, and our voices were also lower. This prevented Xiaoqin's ridiculous words from being heard by the squad leader, but the squad leader could hear what happened later.

"Ah! Beetle! Super big beetle! Help!!"

Xiaoqin, who was wearing my coat, had just stabilized her mood when she mistook the African black-spotted hard-shelled mosquito for the black beetle she was most afraid of, and wormed its way into my arms mindlessly. I had no choice but to accept everyone who came.

, while waving his hand to drive away the mosquito.

"Are you still afraid of mosquitoes when you float on the water?" I said, "This is not a beetle, it's just an African black-spotted mosquito. Did you forget that the former mayor smuggled wood and settled in Dongshan City?"

"Liar...liar!" Xiaoqin pressed her wet face against my chest, as if using my vest as a towel, in a sheltering posture to prevent air raids, "How can a mosquito be so big! It must be

Beetle! Or else it’s a beetle-mosquito born from the intermarriage between a mosquito and a beetle!”

"What the hell are beetles and mosquitoes! Don't pretend to be Darwin and discover new species casually!"

"No, it's either a beetle or a mosquito beetle, or it's a mosquito beetle!"

"There's Mosquito B! Look clearly, it's just a bigger, tougher mosquito! You are so good at martial arts that you are afraid of a mosquito. The Five Tigers of the Criminal Department who were knocked down by you are crying!"

The class monitor was always willing to help her classmates. When she saw that Xiao Qin was scared to death of African black-spotted mosquitoes, she came over and waved away a few circling vampires.

African black-spotted hard-shelled mosquitoes are not common in urban areas. Their main habitat is around water bodies such as the Daning River, and in places with lush weeds. If these mosquitoes were flying everywhere in Dongshan City, Xiaoqin would be scared to death.

, I have already become accustomed to it and can tell the difference between them and beetles.

"Ban...ah sneeze!"

Xiaoqin reluctantly raised her face from my chest, and just wanted to talk to the squad leader who was approaching, but unexpectedly she sneezed, and then her body began to tremble.

"Look, you swam across the river with your clothes on, and you caught a cold? I'll send you home to rest right away!"

"No, I don't have a cold," Xiao Qin said firmly, "I was just scared by the beetles! And just now the second female pretended to help me get rid of the bugs, but she actually took the opportunity to suck away the spiritual energy around me, and she sucked away 200CC.

!”

"Is the spiritual energy measured by CC a liquid? Being able to liquefy spiritual energy is almost enough to ascend to the catastrophe! Don't think I don't know that you roundaboutly called the monitor a vixen. A vixen shouldn't suck your spiritual energy, but mine.

Bar!"

The class monitor was brushing the sand off his school uniform pants with a bit of embarrassment. Hearing me mention the word "vixen", he coughed dryly to remind me to pay attention to my wording.

"A sneeze! A sneeze!" After sneezing twice in a row, Xiaoqin said worriedly with a red face, "Not only the spiritual energy, but also the water aerial control circle and AT force field were destroyed! What a violent suction!"

Don't just quote the defensive skills from "History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi" and "EVA"! Didn't you see the confused expression on the monitor's face who never watches anime? And don't use suction to describe the female classmates!

Just when I was worried that Xiaoqin's cold would get worse, the river water rose again, and a stubbled uncle rowing a small wooden boat slowly docked on the shore of Jiangxin Island.

"Young man, do you want to take a boat back? It only costs 20 yuan for three people!"

20 yuan? I clearly remember that when I was a child, it only cost 2 yuan per person. But now is a special situation, and 20 yuan is considered fair. It is better than staying here and continuing to have fun.

I tried to persuade her to use violence again, so I carried Xiaoqin on the boat. In order to prevent sudden changes, in the short 30-meter distance from Jiangxin Island to the embankment, I carefully sat down with Xiaoqin and the squad leader.

In the middle, it acts as a buffer isolation zone.

I can't swim. If Xiaoqin capsizes the boat due to mischief, it will be a big deal.

At this time, the setting sun has set until only a quarter of the disk is left on the horizon, but the sunset glow and the river surface are reflected even more red, and the heaven and earth as far as the eye can see simply become a magnificent oil painting.

The people on the river bank (some of them were lovers) were focused on admiring the sunset, and did not pay attention to me and two women in a boat... No, it was me and two women and a husband, no, it was me, two women and a boatman crossing the river.

Xiaoqin rushed to sit on the bow of the boat, pouted and fired hostility at the squad leader with both eyes. However, because I was in the middle, not many hostile rays hit the squad leader.

The squad leader sat humbly at the stern of the boat, leaning on his chin and looking at the sunset. He was a little lonely and enjoyed the beautiful sunset alone. He was even more silent than before.

The stubbled uncle rowing the boat seemed to understand something and whispered to me: "Young man, if you want to cross the river, one boat is enough. If you are not greedy, you will get on a good boat!"

Your sister! It’s just that the taxi driver can’t stop chatting with me. Do you, a rower, have to be like a taxi? Taxis often travel 30 kilometers, but you are only 30 meters! The difference is 1,000 times!

Also, are you mocking me for having two boats? The metaphor is really easy to understand! But "good boat" is obviously an anime reference, okay? It refers to Chai, the scumbag Makoto who was killed by his girlfriend in "Day on Campus"

Let’s end it! Why do you, a stubble-bearded uncle, know about anime memes? Do you just watch anime on your phone every day when you have no business? Don’t bother! I have a Spartan physique and I know Yin Yang Sanshou, and I have the combat power of a scumbag.

How can you compare with me? I will never be beaten by my girlfriend!
Chapter completed!