Shotgun and Wolf【003】
"Eh? Logically speaking, colorful clouds represent a sunny day. Why are there such heavy cumulonimbus clouds in the distance?"
"Xiao Wang, don't worry, you're not a weather forecaster. Come on, it's time to eat."
Worried that it would rain and it was dinner time, the oyster pickers withdrew again. In the end, there were only three or five naughty children left on Jiangxin Island, and they would probably be called home by their parents soon.
The squad leader and I sat side by side on the beach watching the sunset. At this time when the storm was about to come, we became aliens in the eyes of others.
As the saying goes, the most beautiful thing is the red color of the sunset. In a natural sense, this sentence is absolutely correct. The sunset light not only dyes the horizon red, but also dyes all objects facing it golden - as if it will immediately melt the golden color flying away.
The squad leader's face is as graceful as an ancient Greek sculpture in the setting sun, elegant and noble with a hint of tragic beauty. From my angle, I can only see her profile - as if she is a princess who is about to inherit the throne printed on a gold coin.
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However, this princess suffers from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Since her hair is longer than her waist, when she sits down, in order to avoid the ends of her hair getting stained with sand, she has to pull her long hair in front of her body... But whether it is on the left or the right, it will
It caused asymmetry, so the squad leader struggled for a long time, and finally sighed and gathered his long hair on the left side, which was close to me.
Because there is something in the right pocket of the coat, are you trying to make your hair and the contents of the pocket symmetrical? You have to worry about this little thing for a long time. Monitor, do you plan to be a criminal policeman in the future?
"Ha, if the number of prisoners captured is an odd number, squad leader, you won't split the middle prisoner in half, right?"
The squad leader knew that I was mocking her persistent pursuit of left-right symmetry, so she replied without any obvious change in her expression:
"I can't be that violent, it's just symmetrical...at most I can put the fattest prisoner in the middle."
Put it in the middle as the axis of symmetry, right? After all, monitor, you are still asymmetrical and it’s uncomfortable for you!
【Irresponsible Theater in the Brain】
On the wedding night, the squad leader folded each piece of clothing he took off into squares and neatly stacked them together. He squinted one eye and observed it from the side for a long time to ensure that the error did not exceed 5 microns.
to fulfill her duties as a wife.
"Wait, don't be so rude. Since I'm willing to get married, I won't run away. But I'm not in the middle of the bed. I have to move 20 centimeters to the left..."
It’s so selfish to only care about your own 20 centimeters! There are other 20 centimeters in the world that need to be taken care of! Be symmetrical, symmetrical, symmetrical, and be symmetrical when you have sex! Just lie down and I guarantee that your body will be in good health during the whole process.
Isn’t it enough to be symmetrical!?
When someone was thinking wildly, the squad leader put her hands on her knees and fell silent in a girlish posture. Her eyes looking into the distance were so clear that I couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
"Would you like a drink?" I held up the half-drunk cup and waved it in front of the monitor's eyes. The monitor's lips twitched. He must be a little thirsty, but after thinking about it for a few seconds, he shook his head and rejected my offer.
kindness.
Tsk, aren’t you just afraid of kissing me indirectly? That time you insisted on pulling out my white hair in the classroom, we had already kissed directly, okay! Gong Caicai, who was watching the accident scene at that time, was still afraid that I would kill her.
She is silent!
Hum, if you don’t want to drink the drink, I will drink it myself! But when I brought the mouth of the pulsating bottle to my lips, I suddenly remembered the time when Pooh had an emergency bladder and tried to use the pulsating bottle to relieve the pressure...
Thinking about this, I felt weird looking at the liquid in the bottle, and I just drank half the bottle and wasn't thirsty, so I screwed the cap back on.
The sunset and sunset are really beautiful. The east side of Jiangxin Island has dried up so much that only the river bed is left, but there is still river water on the west side. At this time, the river surface reflects the golden scales shed by the sunset. The breeze blows and the waves sparkle, which is brighter than crayons.
I don’t know where the beauty of Xiaoxin’s dynamic light waves has gone.
"Actually, Xiaozhe picked oysters with his father when he was seven or eight years old," the squad leader said, looking at the river. "But he didn't want to come when he got older. It was really stupid of me to come here to find him...
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"Everyone has his own ambitions, let go when it's time to let go." I said, "Even if you are a younger brother, you can't stay with him forever..."
The squad leader suddenly turned to me, and his questioning look made me wonder if I had done anything wrong.
"Family ties of flesh and blood, can you just let it go? You said it easily. If Amy's whereabouts are unknown, as an elder brother, won't you worry?"
The monitor's metaphor made me laugh out loud.
"How can Shu Zhe compare with Amy! Although Amy is all willful and has a young lady's temper, at least she doesn't cheat me!"
Okay, maybe Amy is a cheat when playing League of Legends, and sometimes she doesn't stick to her duties as a sister, but she still cares about me, and it's not that her feelings for me are too weak, but too strong.
Shu Zhe has been focusing on cheating his sister for 100 years. I seriously doubt that if there is a natural disaster or man-made disaster and the world is in chaos, this white-eyed wolf will sell his sister to a warlord without blinking an eye in exchange for glory and wealth.
In order to prevent that kind of thing from happening, I thought I should take a pre-emptive step and dress Shu Zhe up like his sister, tie him up and give it to the warlord in exchange for the traveling expenses for my squad and I to travel far away.
"Xiaozhe...Why can't Xiaozhe compete with Amy?"
The monitor was a little unhappy when he heard that I favored one over the other, "Xiao Zhe is not as attached to me as Amy is to you, but I am the sister who has taken care of him since he was a child..."
"It is precisely because you have taken care of him since he was a child that I called him a white-eyed wolf!" I couldn't control my mouth when talking about Shu Zhe, "Are you useful to Shu Zhe? How can Shu Zhe be grateful?
Are you good to you? Tsk, I think you are not as good to you as I am!"
Ah, I said something wrong. Although comparing Shu Zhe and me, I am definitely better towards the squad leader, but under this situation, suddenly saying "I am good to you" seems too ambiguous.
"..."
After I said this, the class monitor also obviously suffered from embarrassment and remained silent for a long time without making any comments. Since the sunset reflected her face red, I had no way of knowing whether she was happy or annoyed.
"Click!"
There was lightning tearing up the sky far to the south, in the direction of the upper reaches of the Daning River. It seemed that it was indeed raining, but only in some areas. The squad leader and I were lucky to be outside the rainfall range.
There is a beautiful sunset directly in front, and erratic lightning can be seen on the left. The wonders of nature gathered together, attracting so much attention from me and the squad leader that everyone on Jiangxin Island disappeared, and neither of us moved anywhere.
"Get ashore quickly! The water is rising! If you don't get ashore, you can't go back!!"
It wasn't until there were anxious parents calling for their naughty children by the river that the monitor and I realized the seriousness of the situation - due to rainfall in the upper reaches of the Daning River, the dry riverbed was refilled with water. Although the depth was only ankle deep, we wanted to
We have to wade through the water when we go back!
"Quick!" I took the squad leader's hand and pulled her up from the ground, pointing to the embankment that was blocked by the river. "If you want to go back, you can only do it now! Get on my back, and I will carry you there!"
My idea was very simple: if I wanted to wade ashore, I would inevitably get my shoes and trousers wet. Instead of both of us getting wet, it would be better to only get mine wet - I hugged the monitor when she was injured in physical education class, so it didn't count.
It's heavy. While the river is still shallow, I can carry her across without any pressure.
However, the squad leader felt that it was a bit shameful for a boy to carry her over in front of so many people on the river bank, so she was unwilling to do so anyway and had to walk over by herself. The wrangling took a long time and I got impatient.
"Hey, why don't you know your priorities? There are many broken glass pieces on the river bed. Now that the river is flooded, I don't know where the glass pieces are. What should you do if your foot is scratched?"
"But...but you may also get your feet scratched!"
"I'm wearing sneakers and socks, which provide better protection than you!" I said loudly, "And I'm a Spartan, so even if I get injured, it's not a big deal! You...you haven't been willing to let me carry it. Could it be that
Do you prefer a princess hug!?"
Probably because I shouldn't have said the last sentence, after I mentioned the three words "princess hug", the squad leader became even more embarrassed and refused to let me touch her. He wouldn't even let me hold my hand. Just the two of us were dawdling.
By that time, the water in the river had become waist deep, and the best opportunity to go ashore had been missed.
"Damn it, it's all your fault, monitor, for being so incessant. Now we two are trapped!"
My stomach was growling since just now, and my tone became less calm.
"But the river rises as soon as it rises. Could it be that not only did it rain in the upper reaches, but also small dams collapsed?"
In any case, the squad leader and I were trapped like this, and some people watching the fun on the shore looked at us with big eyes.
"Hey, these young people are just busy dating. They are trapped in Jiangxin Island and can't come back!"
The person speaking may be a member of the FFF group.
"Will the water continue to rise? If they don't know how to swim, won't they be drowned alive?"
"Don't be ridiculous, it's the dry season now! Even if all the dams upstream collapse, the entire Jiangxin Island will not be flooded! There can always be a place as big as a palm for the two of them to hug together..."
The squad leader suddenly received the attention of so many people and became the center of attention. He originally wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, but now he was teased by others, and his whole face turned red. He wanted to jump into the river and imitate Qu Yuan.
"Don't be impulsive," I called her from behind, "You are average in water quality, and I am a complete landlubber. Swimming back is the last resort. If you are in danger, I can't even save you!"
"Then what should we do?" the squad leader asked anxiously, "should we just wait for the water to rise little by little, we will have fewer and fewer places to stand until..."
The squad leader didn't say the words "until we hold each other together". In fact, she was confused because she was in a state of confusion. In my memory, during the dry season, Jiangxin Island would only be half submerged at most.
"The two of us don't have to do anything. Just watch the sunset on Jiangxin Island for a while, and the water should recede. If the water doesn't recede, I can call Amy at any time and ask her to pick us up by helicopter.
Chapter completed!