Prologue [000]
Hello everyone, my name is Ye Lin. I am very annoyed recently because my son was caught 108 times for prostitution in other places, but he has no repentance...
"Hey, hey, hey, Xiaoqin, when did you change my speech? Who has a son? Also, please don't take the content of the scam text message seriously!"
After a cat-like creature quickly ran away from me, I can finally calm down and tell you the story of what happened to me.
To be honest, there is a 4.3 million-word work that tells the story of how I persisted in being a lone wolf, stayed away from personal relationships with my children and childish robot toys, and finally succeeded in saving the world - do I need any other stories like this?
"Of course you need it!"
The cat-like creature jumped back out of nowhere, half-hiding behind the bookcase furtively, with an expression as if it was afraid that I would hit it with a ball of paper from my speech.
"Alin, don't you know? Since the end of our story, many people without my authorization have written random things. Some have changed our names, some have changed our personalities. The most, most egregious thing is
, there are actually people who want you to marry the evil number two female..."
I waved my hand, but Xiaoqin mistakenly thought I was throwing a ball of paper, so she exclaimed "Woo" and quickly hid her head behind the bookcase.
In fact, it's not just what Xiaoqin mentioned, there are some more extreme fan creations that directly make us the protagonists of H novels, and most of them are NTR cuckold stories!
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo cuckold? What do I look like as the protagonist of a cuckold novel!? I am tall, strong and have a Spartan body shape with a hard anus from the front. Even men can do it! I am a cuckold.
What do common weak male protagonists in literature have in common?
Those of you who write cuckold stories, if you write about Xiao Qin being NTRed, I will send the Three Roses to find you tonight! If you are writing about Shusha being NTRed, she will take revenge on herself with a double-barreled shotgun!
Anyone who writes about Amy being NTR'd, I will personally kick your testicles into your stomach!
Other girls will also be punished accordingly and will not be able to escape.
What? Are you writing about Shu Zhe being NTRed? Forget it, I don’t really care about him anyway...
But his sister cares about him! Not only the real squad leader, but also the virtual squad leader in the reincarnation dream cares about him! Just wait for your anus to be exploded by a double-barreled shotgun and a nuclear bomb!!
Hmm, I feel a little out of control. Let me summarize:
In view of the fact that the tree wants to be quiet but the wind is not stopping, and I don’t show my face, there will be all kinds of counterfeit people to deceive me, I decided to publish Xiao Yin’s 100 million words of pornographic articles from time to time...
No, the reincarnation dreams recorded by artificial intelligence Xiao Yin are so obscene that they may cause ignorant teenagers to masturbate to death after reading them. Moreover, the background of each article is after the destruction of human beings. Are you tired?
What I am planning to release one after another are Xiao Yin’s other works that have been reviewed by me.
Compared with the 4.3 million words of the "true story", these are side stories, but they cannot be understood as Xiaoyin or anyone else's fabrications. These are read by Xiaoyin from the depths of my mind. Overall, there are at least 90
% true ingredients.
The reason why these "true stories" did not make it into the main story is all due to Tokiomi, the world, the National Development and Reform Commission, the system, the invasion of natural disasters, and the bureau's involvement in the ship girl... Or it is simply like the 86 version of "Journey to the West" due to lack of funds.
, only 25 of the originally scheduled 30 episodes were filmed.
Since these stories are stories that should have entered but did not, there will be no obvious causal relationship between any two stories. Each story is its own system and can be viewed as a unit drama or theater version.
Of course, you all know Xiao Yin's bad taste. If she over-processes the "truth" to a certain extent and conflicts with the true story, then in the end the true story will prevail - for example, she often describes me
When you see a beautiful woman’s nostrils dilated, this is obviously not true!
Okay, that’s enough nonsense, let’s take a look at the title of the first side story, “Shusa’s Determination: Shotgun and the Wolf”…
"Protest! The title is so ambiguous! And why is the heroine of the first spin-off not me!"
Xiaoqin jumped over and bit my hand, trying to tear the manuscript out of my hand, so I had to use one hand to hold her head down.
"This is the result of readers' voting. A total of 798 votes were cast, and the squad leader got 377 votes, accounting for 47%, which is nearly half! You, the second place, only had 113 votes, so wait until next time! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are so chewy!!
Chapter completed!