【129】 Battle: Kindergarten Level(1/2)
"This is not possible." Pentheus refused, "My duty is only to be a bodyguard, not a killer. As long as she does not attack Miss Emily, I will not take action."
"Nonsense! She is already attacking me! She is attacking me with her eyes and brain waves!" Amy refused, "And she admitted to injuring the valet, which has already constituted the crime of damaging private property to me.
I have the right to fight back!"
Observing that Pentheus was not hostile towards us, Xiaoqin relaxed most of her guarded posture and returned to being an ordinary girl carrying a schoolbag after school.
Her attention shifted to the proud and arrogant Amy.
"Who do you think is the footman?"
Amy pointed in my direction casually, "That's him."
"How can classmate Ye Lin be your manservant? Stop bragging!"
Xiaoqin's chest rose and fell, and she felt very uneasy.
Amy proudly propped her elbows on the soft sofa of the car seat, holding up her soft and delicate face.
"Huh, when I first met him, he was lost, tired and hungry. I thought he was pitiful, so I picked him up from the street, and then he volunteered to be my manservant to repay my kindness.
!”
Who did you pick up from the street? Your mother picked up Pentheus from the street in the United States. Did you follow the same example and pick me up on the street in China? You bastards are not allowed to pick up random people! Even if
Even if you find it, you have to hand it over to the public! And if you get lost, you are basically the one talking about it, right?
"Humph, the valet learned that working under me is well paid, and that one day he might be promoted to housekeeper, so he is loyal to me - who are you, and why are you so close to my valet? Yes.
Do you want to poach someone?"
Xiaoqin turned around and looked at me with a questioning look. I licked my lips and didn't know where to start explaining.
Speaking of which, my relationship with Amy is quite strange. Even I don’t know why I want to play the game of valet or housekeeper with Amy.
Seeing that Xiao Qin remained silent, Amy thought that she had the upper hand.
"Servant, don't stand behind that fierce woman, or she will hurt you again! Come to my side!"
I didn't move.
Amy's face didn't look good.
"Why don't you listen to the master? Who is she to you?"
Xiaoqin lowered her head and thought for a second, then took my right hand, as if we were holding hands going home from school.
Then he showed contempt for Amy who was lying on the car seat, unable to move.
"I am classmate Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart. We have grown up together! Even if I accidentally hurt classmate Ye Lin, he will forgive me!"
Although she said this verbally, her body was trembling a little, and she begged in a voice that only I could hear:
"Don't throw my hand away, please..."
The look he gave me was both timid and endearing.
I have no choice but to let you be wild for once.
Seemingly inspired by my acquiescence, Xiaoqin raised her voice when talking to Amy:
"Although we are just childhood sweethearts now, we are rapidly developing into lovers... By the way, we have even done things like kissing!"
It's not entirely a lie, at least the kiss was actually done.
"Woof, woof!"
Obama shouted at an inappropriate time. I don't know if he wanted to boost his host's reputation or if he was just bored.
Amy's little brows furrowed tightly, looking angry. "What's the big deal about kissing! If I give the order, the valet will kiss me too!"
As if he had said something wrong, he quickly added:
"As long as he can kiss my feet, he will be very satisfied. If I let him kiss my face all at once, he will be so excited that his blood vessels will explode!"
Who will explode! Do you think too highly of your own charm?
Xiaoqin laughed secretly, but I was the only one who heard it.
Is it because I learned from the conversation that Amy has never kissed me, so I feel like I have won?
"Stop joking, you yellow-haired girl!" Xiaoqin held me tightly with one hand, and stretched out her other hand to point at Amy's nose.
"Woof, woof!"
Thinking that Xiaoqin was referring to it, Obama barked twice more.
"Classmate Ye Lin wouldn't kiss a girl's feet! The other way around is pretty much the same! You obviously don't know anything about Classmate Ye Lin, but you're still bragging!"
"Ah!? Do you know it very well?"
"Of course!" Xiaoqin was obviously a few years older than Amy, but she pretended to be an adult and gestured to her face with her thumb.
"Not only have I kissed classmate Ye Lin, but I have also slept with classmate Ye Lin!"
Who has slept with you! How dare you talk nonsense in broad daylight! If someone overhears you, will you lose your reputation as a girl?
I subconsciously wanted to take my right hand out of Xiaoqin's hand. Feeling this, Xiaoqin quickly tightened her hand, then relaxed it slightly, and then tightened it again, as if it was an "SOS" signal, asking me to forgive her gaffe.
And quickly changed his words: "When we were young, we slept together on the summer mat! No, but it was also a very intimate behavior! The two of them only wore underwear and slept together hand in hand like the Haier brothers!
"
No, I searched my brain carefully and found that there was no such thing in my childhood. Is this something you imagined? But one summer, you came to my house and put me on a mat while I was taking a nap.
Roll it up and roll it to the ground!
Amy asked Pentheus: "Who are the Hale brothers?"
Pentheus answered quickly as if he had already memorized the answer:
"A Chinese electrical appliance brand, its trademark is two little boys wearing only underwear. All the refrigerators I purchased for the kitchen are from this brand."
After he finished speaking, he smiled meaningfully.
You are laughing your ass off! The reason why you bought a Haier refrigerator is just because you think the Haier brothers holding hands are the same kind of gays as you! You will definitely spread the word in the gay circles in the United States, saying that China is hostile to homosexuality.
The acceptance rate is so high that even electrical appliance brands openly use the two friends as their trademarks!
"Humph, it's a child's game that proves nothing at all!"
Amy said with a sharp tongue, as if she was not a child herself.
"If you are so cruel, the manservant won't like you!"
"Why not! If I work hard, classmate Ye Lin will definitely like me!" Xiaoqin said confidently, and asked: "Doesn't he like me if he doesn't like me?"
Amy averted her eyes for some reason, pouting and whispering: "The only emotion a male servant has for his master is admiration. I don't care about being liked by the male servant!"
"But...but!" Amy emphasized redundantly, "If he had to choose between you and me, he would definitely choose to like me!"
"Nonsense! Classmate Ye Lin doesn't like elementary school students!"
"You're just a primary school student! I'm already in junior high school! And I've even released my own record!"
"Your records are so awful! Only lolicons will buy your records! And according to my mother, you are so squeamish that you can't even do half a backflip with a wire rope tied to it, and you actually hurt your back.
, disrupted the entire shooting plan! If your body doesn’t have enough endurance, there’s no way you can be classmate Ye Lin’s girlfriend!”
Hey, hey, hey, what does this mean? It seems like I would hit and scold my girlfriend, or I would SEX her every day!
"I..." Amy couldn't think of how to retort for a moment, "I'm not that weak! It's your mother's revenge! Because I scolded her, she deliberately arranged for me to do difficult moves! It must be! And
After I was injured, she actually recommended Chinese medicine to me! Who didn’t know that your Chinese medicine is pseudoscience? She must have wanted to cripple me! Fortunately, I was smart enough not to be fooled by her. The massage Obama gave me was definitely better than
Your unreliable Chinese medicine doctors are much better!"
What? Did Aunt Ren also recommend Amy to go to Dr. Zhao’s orthopedic hospital? Three generations of the old Ren family have been treated there. This shouldn’t be harmful to you, right? It’s because you, a little fool, don’t trust others and actually let a dog give you a massage.
That’s why your back hasn’t healed yet?
"My mother will not harm you! It's you who are suspicious and stupid! Go back to the United States as soon as possible!"
"Who cares about staying in China? Last week's smog made the American cast and crew sick, and now they are clamoring for more subsidies!"
"That's because all of you Americans are too squeamish! If you can't stay, don't stay. There are other crews vying for my mother!"
"You...if you say that again, I will ask my mother to fire your mother!"
"Don't be stupid, your mother is just your agent, not the producer of the show, so she doesn't have this power!"
"I said if mom can do it, she can do it!"
Amy became more and more at a loss for words, and she actually turned around and ordered Pentheus:
"Don't stand there in a daze. If you don't help me beat her, at least help me quarrel with her!"
Pentheus instead acted as a peacemaker and stood between the two, hoping that the dispute would not escalate.
"Calm down, both of you. Since we will have a working relationship for a long time in the future, I hope you can live in peace."
Amy was really angry. She put two fingers into her mouth and whistled, which attracted Obama's attention. Then she pointed hard at Xiaoqin:
"Go up and bite her! Go up and bite her!"
To be continued...