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【1278】 It’s normal to get bigger in the morning

I didn't hear a word of what Zhuang Ni told me about the cultural and sports competition, because Amy took off my shorts under the quilt, and she would have succeeded if I hadn't pressed her firmly with my weight.

"What are you doing?" My unusual behavior made Zhuang Ni frown, "What is hidden under your quilt."

Contrary to what I thought, Amy didn't seem to worry at all about being "caught in bed" with others, and her covert actions had begun to transcend the boundaries between brother and sister.

"This is the only one that is absolutely not allowed."

Shouting such sentences in my heart, I reached into the quilt with my right hand, stretched out my five fingers to grab Amy's little head, and pressed Amy's face onto the bed as quickly and as gently as possible.

But in Amy's opinion, this must be quite rude. After all, I am usually a very doting brother to her.

"Woo", Amy screamed when her nose hit the bed. I covered up the scream with my own cough.

Amy refused to admit defeat and tried to raise her head, but I continued to apply appropriate pressure to prevent Amy from raising her head. Even if she scratched my thigh randomly with her nails, I didn't say anything.

Although I tried my best to appear nonchalant, this scene seemed very strange to Zhuang Ni.

"What the hell are you doing? There's something bulging out from under your quilt."

Zhuang Ni saw something the size of a football rising and falling near my crotch, and the expression on her face was quite shocking.

I wanted Amy to stop causing trouble and at the same time I didn’t want her to get hurt. Naturally, her head would sometimes be raised and sometimes pushed back. The undulations caused on the surface of the quilt would definitely create a bad association.

"This... this is a normal morning erection." In order to cover up Amy's existence, I decided to be shameless. "Healthy young men behave like this every morning. You'd better avoid it."

Zhuang Ni showed an expression of disgust and disbelief, and she said sarcastically: "You want to say that your things are as big as footballs."

I kept my expression straight, "There are some errors when looking through the quilt, but it's basically the size of a football... After all, a morning erection will cause a lot of blood to pour into it."

"Are you sure that's not a balloon?"

"I guarantee that it's not a balloon, but a columnar shape similar to the Hubble Telescope. Don't you hate men so much? The things under the quilt will definitely cause you discomfort, so you'd better leave as soon as possible."

At this moment, Amy sneezed untimely under the quilt, perhaps because I pressed her nose too close to the sheets.

Zhuang Ni seemed to have discovered that there was someone hiding under my quilt. She half-squinted her eyes and placed one hand on her hip, looking like a witness at a crime scene.

"Ha, your stuff can also sneeze."

"It happens when you have a morning erection." I still refused to admit it. "This is one of the ten secrets that men keep from women. Many married women don't know it, let alone you, a guy who hates men... In some cases The thing that has a morning erection can still talk to its owner."

"Brother, you are such a big idiot."

Amy, who had been pinned to the bed by me for more than five minutes, finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted to me with a heavy nasal voice.

I still said to Zhuang Ni in the spirit of persisting to the end: "Have you heard, my things have spoken. You'd better not tell this secret to others..."

Before she finished speaking, Amy pushed away my quilt and sat up. The visual effect of this action was quite exaggerated, as if my morning arousal caused the quilt to ride like a rocket. Zhuang Ni subconsciously took half a step back.

"As expected, it's you two brothers and sisters."

After pulling back the quilt, she finally saw that the person on the same bed as me was Amy. Zhuang Ni sighed like this.

Amy straightened her slightly disheveled hair on her forehead, not caring about other people's opinions.

"Humph, I am the owner of the principal's building. This is my territory. Ye Lin is my brother. I have the final say on my territory. What happened between me and my brother? Do you, an outsider, need to intervene?"

"That's right." I felt that Amy's theory was very tenable, so I and Amy scolded Zhuangni righteously, although I didn't look very righteously as I was only wearing a pair of shorts.

The large exposed muscles on my body made Zhuang Ni have to look away.

"Tch, of course I personally don't care what you and your sister did, but I believe Xiaoqin and the squad leader will care. It's best to give me a reason not to report you."

I guess Zhuang Ni wants to make terms with me, probably because she wants Xiao Yin to delete those nude photos of her.

Amy's face suddenly darkened and she said loudly: "I've had enough of you. Maid Qin and Katyusha have at least helped my brother. What have you done? Why are you showing off in my territory? I advise you to take advantage of this. Get out of here now, or I will let my brother rape you."

I looked embarrassed: "Amy, don't make it seem like I would really do that..."

"It doesn't matter if you did it." Amy's tone was aggressive, "Zhuang Ni is also a nymphomaniac herself anyway. She doesn't even let go of robots that look similar to me. Maybe she also has evil thoughts about me. , isn’t it your responsibility to protect your sister, brother? If I were you, I would spend thousands of hours raping her until she changes her sexual orientation. Then your sister will be safe. .”

It’s been nearly a month and a half since I reached 1000 hours, okay? Amy, you’re going to make me drain myself to death.

But Amy's worries are not entirely unreasonable. I have the obligation to ensure Amy's safety. After all, Zhuang Ni has already attacked Xiao Yin, who looks similar to Amy.

"Zhuang Ni, everyone has a reverse scale. The Dongshan Qixiong mental illness incident in junior high school made me know that your reverse scale is Big Trumpet, and as you can see, my reverse scale is Amy. I can treat you for other things. I'm open to you, but if you dare to hurt Amy, I will treat you in the most cruel, inhumane, and most disgusting way, do you understand?"

Before Zhuang Ni had time to answer, Amy added proudly next to her: "My brother means to tie you up, and then let you be penetrated by the most disgusting male organ, and you will be covered in white turbidity. You can't live or die." , and finally I will be pregnant with my brother’s child…”

Hey, Amy, what plot are you talking about? What I just said was just to give Zhuang Ni some warning. You don't need to be so specific.

"I'm not interested in you two perverted brothers and sisters." Zhuang Ni reiterated to us, "You can do whatever you want to do, as long as you don't touch my monitor."

After saying this, Zhuang Ni opened the door and left, closing the door loudly, as if she was venting her anger.

On the surface, she didn't admit defeat, but she actually gave up the opportunity to blackmail me. Could it be that Amy's threat made her scared.

"Brother, you are so awesome~~~"

While Zhuang Ni was going out, Amy leaned towards me with a cooing sound, as if her own body had no bones. These completely ambiguous words must have drifted into Zhuang Ni's ears.

After making sure Zhuang Ni was gone, I pushed Amy away, jumped out of bed, went to the bathroom first, and then started to get dressed quickly.

"Why are you so anxious?" Amy said coquettishly, "I haven't slept enough yet, please sleep with me for a while longer."

"Stop joking, you were already awake when you started teasing me."

I said as I put on the last piece of clothing.

Amy sat hugging her knees on the bed and didn't mind at all that from my angle, I might be able to see her small panties under her short skirt.

"Brother, why are you so anxious to get up? Are you going to rape Zhuang Ni now?"

"Do I only do that kind of thing when I get up? Girls, don't talk about this kind of words. I'm hungry and I want to have breakfast."

After a phone call from Amy, the French chef rolled the exquisite dining cart to my bedroom so that Amy and I could have breakfast by the fireplace.

It seems that Zhuang Ni has also convinced the monitor and Xiao Qin to have breakfast in their room. Since everyone is not going to the restaurant, I have no complaints.

I have to say that the French chef's craftsmanship is as heart-warming as the charcoal fire in the fireplace. The seemingly simple toast and milk contain exquisite fire control, and I wolfed it down.

"Is your cold all gone?" Apparently my revived appetite made Amy figure it out. She looked at me with interest, holding only a quarter of the toast in her hand.

"Yes, my cold is indeed better." There is no need to lie at this moment, my appetite cannot deceive anyone.

"It seems that today's breakfast is a little short." Amy said, pushing her cup towards me, "Brother, please drink my milk too. I don't like drinking milk very much."

"How can that be done?" I said seriously, "If you don't like drinking milk, you will never grow taller."

"Breasts can't get bigger... right?" Amy looked at me straightly, "Brother, are you a big breasts type or a small breasts type? You dislike my small breasts, so you want me to drink milk Grow up a little?"

"Nonsense, nonsense, how could I dislike you..." Amy's topic made me very embarrassed, "I just want you to know that drinking milk is good for your body."

"The milk made by the French chef doesn't taste good." When Amy said this, I was glad that the French chef was not nearby. "Brother, if you want me to drink milk, make some delicious milk for me to drink." Bar."

I turned cold and said, "This joke is not funny at all. Don't tell me such dirty things again."

Amy didn't care at all, but pretended to be strange.

"Brother, what are you talking about? I just want you to cook milk in a different way for me to drink. Brother, what are you expecting? It's because you have a dirty mind."
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