【1240】 Snowball fight
The squad leader’s ear-warming bag with a cat paw pattern was purchased online with Gong Caicai during Double Eleven, so if someone pointed out that the cat paw pattern was childish, the monitor would have an excuse to defend himself.
“I didn’t choose the cat paw pattern deliberately, it’s just a great discount.”
However, every time the temperature drops below zero, the supervisor has to wear these earbags. Although it may not necessarily mean "wearing the earbags will make you feel cute", it will always make your mood better.
It’s really hard to understand. It’s also something related to cats. Last time I put on a cat ear headband for you, you got furious. Is it just because cat ear headwear has no practical value compared to ear bags?
The heavy snowfall in mid-December caused the temperature to drop to -10℃. The monitor not only wore earbags, but also a scarf and gloves. From a distance, he looked like a heroine in a winter-themed love movie.
"Katyusha is so verbose. She has to announce so many rules for a snowball fight."
Amy didn't wear a scarf, but her winter coat had a flip-up collar, and her earbags and gloves were also furry, making her look very warm.
I suddenly discovered that there was a hexagonal snowflake pattern in the middle of Amy's right pupil.
"Hey, Amy, are you wearing contact lenses? You deliberately made your left and right eyes asymmetrical to cause the monitor to have obsessive-compulsive disorder."
Shu Zhe has many cosplay props, including a lot of contact lenses, such as the Sharingan Eye, the Rinnegan Eye, the Evil King's True Eye, etc... This transvestite is afraid of going out alone in women's clothing, and feels that her beauty cannot be shown off. I belong to Jin Yi Night Walk, so I took some cosplay photos in the dormitory and uploaded them online. Since these photos use a lot of makeup props, Shu Zhe is not too worried about being recognized by others.
Speaking of which, a forum recently held a cosplay competition to commemorate the completion of the "Naruto" serialization. Shu Zhe specially cosplayed a girly version of Itachi Uchiha and asked me to take low-angle photos of him.
With a bandage wrapped around his chest under the uniform of the "Akatsuki" organization, and a slight navel exposed, Shu Zhe relied on this image to make countless otakus have nosebleeds. Under the photo post, there was a long queue of replies asking for phone number, address, and mating. Compared with this, whether or not you win an award is not important.
"Sasuke doesn't have a shameless brother like you." I sneered at the Uchiha Itachi in the dormitory, "Also, take off your Sharingan contact lenses quickly. I feel uncomfortable after you stared at me for so long. I'm going to hallucinate."
"Can you really hypnotize Brother Ye Lin?" Shu Zhe was still proud of his cosplay. He leaned in front of me and stared at me harder, "Brother Ye Lin, give me back the nude photos of me you took before. Give me back all those nude photos..."
Return to your sister, do you want to hypnotize me, a Nascent Soul stage master, with your mere Sharingan?
In order to prove that our Chinese orthodoxy is far stronger than the little Japanese ninja magic, I pinned Uchiha Itachi on the bed and spanked him until he gave up and begged for mercy.
At this time, I saw a snowflake in the center of Amy's pupil, and immediately thought that this "frost eye" came from some cartoon I didn't know, maybe "The Powerpuff Girls".
"What about contact lenses? I never wear them except when filming." Amy answered me disdainfully and winked.
I was surprised to find that the snowflake moved downwards as Amy blinked. After a closer look, I found that it was a real snowflake, but it just accidentally hung on Amy's eyelashes.
The coincidences of nature are so miraculous, I sighed in my heart, but compared to snowflakes, Amy, who is flawless in appearance, is a more miraculous creation of nature, isn't she?
Because Amy is so beautiful that she seems to be out of this world, many boys from Qingzi High School automatically stand behind her. These are all members of the secret society "Amy's Support Group". It is natural for them to stand beside Amy during the snowball fight. One side.
"Get away from me, you annoying guys." Amy never liked her fans. She picked up a snowball from the ground and threw it at the lolicons. As a result, the boy who was hit not only didn't feel any pain, but also showed signs of pain. He showed an expression of ecstasy and intoxication.
"I had indirect contact with Miss Amy's hands, hahahaha, I will never wash my face again."
The performance of the idiot fans left Amy speechless.
After ordering the bodyguards to drive away the troublemakers from Amy's support group, Amy pointed at the squad leader opposite like a general.
"Boys, let's go play with the boys. Girls, Katyusha and I will be the leaders of the two camps. I'll give you five minutes to prepare. We will attack soon."
There were many round snowballs made by the bodyguards at Amy's feet. With so much ammunition, the squad leader and the others should have had more time to prepare.
Although Big Horn, Zhuang Ni, and many girls who were jealous of Amy's beauty stood behind the monitor, the monitor was not mentally prepared to lead everyone in a snowball fight.
"I, I'm just responsible for maintaining order, I don't want to participate."
"It's not up to you." Amy shouted, "Servant, to prove that you love me, you go and throw the first snowball at Katyusha."
"Wait a minute." The loudspeaker stopped him, "Ye Lin is a boy. He shouldn't participate in the girls' snowball fights. Let him go play with Eunuch Cao and the others."
Compared to the girls who have not started fighting yet, the boys' snowball fight has entered a fierce stage. They are extremely mean-mouthed. Eunuch Cao, who usually provoked many people, was hit dizzy by the snowballs from both sides and was almost beaten. buried in the ground.
"The male servant is an exception." Amy said harshly, "He, he is not an ordinary boy, he is my summoned beast. Anyway, I will bring the male servant to play with me. If you are able, you can also call your own summoned beast. ah."
"The summoned beasts Amy mentioned should refer to brothers." Big Speaker frowned and said, "Squad leader, how about you call your brother Shu Zhe to help."
The squad leader smiled and shook his head, "I don't plan to participate myself, so let Xiaozhe join in the fun, and he has never liked such violent activities since he was a child..."
That's absolutely right. Shu Zhe is probably hiding in his warm bedroom now, browsing Taobao and choosing his favorite cosplay props.
"Bang." A loose snowball suddenly hit the monitor's forehead, and the person who did it was none other than Amy's loyal best friend Winnie the Pooh.
"Capture the thief first, capture the king first." Xiong Yaoyue, who was neither wearing an earbag nor a scarf, shouted excitedly, "On target, hahahaha, for the tribe."
The girls standing on Amy's side are really rare. Except for Xiong Yaoyue, who is very afraid of the cold. She still sits on the bench behind her holding a hand warmer and does not say anything, even though there are bodyguards on the ground. Good Snowball also has me as a "summoned beast", but overall it is at an absolute disadvantage.
Seeing that the squad leader's forehead was slightly red from being hit by Xiong Yaoyue's snowball, Big Horn and Zhuang Ni stopped doing anything. They picked up two snowballs and threw them at us at the same time. Big Horn's snowball hit Xiong Yaoyue, and Zhuang Ni Ni's snowball hit me.
Do you refuse to hit girls because you are Lily? Can't you see that the snowballs thrown by you, a self-proclaimed frail person, are really cruel, and they can actually make my shoulders numb...
The snowball that hit me fell to the ground and broke into two halves. Only then did I realize that its core was a broken icicle.
Chapter completed!