In fact, Da Xiaoxiao's worry that someone will seek revenge on me is not unfounded.

Since I entered junior high school, in line with the basic national policy of "no one should bully me, I will fight with anyone who bullies me", I have often had fights with people inside and outside school.

The advantage is that he is self-taught in actual combat and has mastered certain fighting abilities. The disadvantage is that he has made many enemies.

I remember Xing Xing joked to me before: "Brother Ye, if you have a girlfriend in the future, you have to be careful and don't let your enemies mess with you!"

He is so supportive of letting Xiaoqin be their "sister-in-law", I'm afraid he also has this consideration.

If Xiao Qin openly becomes my girlfriend, I won't worry about her being bullied, as long as she doesn't beat the local gangsters to bloody heads every day.

When school was over, Xiaoqin really wanted to take me home.

"What if someone takes advantage of classmate Ye Lin's injury and wants to take revenge on classmate Ye Lin! Take me with you! I will try my best to stop them!"

She clenched her two small fists with a serious look on her face, as if the "desperate" she meant was throwing herself at me and using her body to block the incoming stick.

But I can foresee that no matter which blind enemy hits the muzzle of the gun, the blackened Xiaoqin will have his muscles and bones broken, and he will die without knowing how.

But I didn't agree to let Xiaoqin take me home. Not to mention that I still have one arm and two legs. Even if I am in a wheelchair, I don't need a woman to protect me.

If word gets out in the future, people on the road should say that I, Ye Lin, a grown man, actually hired a female bodyguard and asked a woman to fight on my behalf.

Although I am not a gangster, I am a little concerned about my reputation in the gangster circle, which quite surprises me.

Sure enough, those who are close to red are red and those who are ink are black? I have to be careful. If I develop a habitual thinking in the long run, I will have to get into the situation and get fucked.

Even if I stand up to resist or retaliate against others, there is nothing to be proud of.

There is just one more gay guy in the world, which will make Pentheus sigh, "The world is dominated by my generation." Sooner or later, the gay god sect will dominate the world or something.

To my surprise, not only that day, but also for a whole week, no enemy came to trouble me.

Later I found out that it was Mr. Peaked Hat who spread the word among the gangsters that I was gay, that my whole body was full of HIV, and that I was already terminally ill and had reached my bone marrow. Anyone who fought with me would be scratched and killed.

Even my inexplicable fracture was said to be due to my weakened immunity due to AIDS and my accidental fracture.

Therefore, although I have as many as one reinforced company of enemies, they are all watching quietly from a distance. No one takes action, just waiting for me to die of illness and fend for myself.

Kill your sister! Wait another two weeks. After I fully recover, if you try to find such an opportunity again, you won’t be able to find it even with a lantern! See how I deal with you then! Look at me more when you walk on the road.

I'm going to beat you up hard to vent your anger!

Who makes it impossible for me to beat Xiaoqin who has regained her sanity? If I said that I was so angry that I had to find someone to vent my anger on, maybe Xiaoqin would be willing to be my punching bag, right? That "I can't fight if I want"

"The pitiful expression, I can imagine it as soon as I close my eyes.

On Wednesday, Cao Jingshen told me mysteriously that the first episode of the micro-movie shot by his father, Director Cao, had been released and was publicly screened on the Internet.

The name is very tacky. It's called "The Battle of Jinling". When I heard the name, I remembered the scene when Director Cao hugged my thigh and begged me to play the role of the evil boss in the film - the evil boy of Jinling.

The actor who later played the role of Jinling's evil boy was Director Cao. After visiting the drama school for many days, he finally found someone he liked. His name was Wu Sheng, but his classmates didn't call him by his name. They all called him "Brother Melancholy".

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I heard that this man named Wu Sheng was very depressed, so depressed that his two girlfriends who were dating him ended up suffering from depression.

When Director Cao saw him, Brother Melancholy was holding on to an old pine tree on campus. He had the demeanor of the ancients who "thought of the long journey of heaven and earth, and shed tears in sadness", looking at the clouds in the sky in a daze.

Director Cao rushed forward very excitedly and asked Melancholy directly if he wanted to make a movie with him.

Students from drama schools generally dream of getting the chance to make movies. I also heard that there was once an illiterate man in Dongcheng District who pretended to be a director and tricked two girls from drama schools into sleeping with him.

But Brother Melancholy did not react immediately when he heard what Director Cao said.

The look he looked at Director Cao was melancholy, the air he breathed was melancholy, the temperature of his skin was melancholy, and his final answer was also melancholy.

"If I don't act, what's the point?"

Director Cao told him what he said to me again, but Brother Melancholy was still unmoved.

He just kept repeating: "There is no meaning in living..."

Director Cao said that he was so affected by Melancholy's temperament that he almost cried because of his sadness, and almost lost all motivation to make domestic pornographic movies.

Originally, he only hoped to find a suitable actor to play the role of the bad boy in Jinling. However, after witnessing this shocking melancholy, he immediately felt that it is best for someone like Wu Sheng, who has an aura of melancholy, to share it with the general audience, and not just by himself.

People were harmed. He decided to make Brother Melancholy a famous actor through his own hands, so as to take revenge on the society that did not allow him to make pornographic movies.

Brother Melancholy couldn't bear Director Cao's repeated pleas, and finally agreed with melancholy.

"You will regret it..." Brother Melancholy said, "I have persuaded the two girls who dated me before, but they didn't listen. Look at what's going on now... Alas, this world is not the same anyway.

It makes no sense, just do whatever you want..."

Later, the crew members who participated in the filming said that Wu Sheng should add the word "qu" to the end of his name and change his name to "无生qu".

After the first episode of "The Battle of Jinling" was filmed, it received fair reviews on the Internet, but I haven't watched it.

Cao Jingshen asked me if I wanted to go to his house at noon and watch his father's works on the big screen.

I thought that I would have to discuss with him how to photoshop the squad leader's photo to deal with Li Erleng's matter, so I went with him.

It's a micro-movie anyway, and one episode only lasts five minutes, so it won't waste much time.

Director Cao is not at home, so there are only two of us, Cao Jingshen and me, which suits my needs. If Director Cao is at home, he might have another evil idea on my mind.

Although Jin Ling has found someone to play the bad boy, Director Cao’s ultimate goal is to make pornographic movies. I heard that he still wants to train me to become an pornographic movie star.

In order to see the reactions of netizens at the same time, Cao Jingshen played "The Battle of Jinling" from a barrage video website. However, on his large screen, the comments from netizens seemed sparse. Maybe it had nothing to do with the large screen.

Is it just because this video is not very attractive?

The story of "The Battle of Jinling" is very cliché. It is the story of a big devil being born, a brave and just young hero going through all kinds of hardships, and finally defeating the big devil with the help of his companions, and finally getting married to the heroine.

The male protagonist is very ordinary, nothing interesting. He is the same master as the evil young man Jinling. The master taught the evil young man Jinling martial arts, then returned to the mountain village to live in seclusion, and by the way, he accepted the kind-hearted male protagonist as his disciple.

On the other hand, the evil young man from Jinling is quite bad.

He was born in a wealthy family, pampered, domineering, and extremely talented. His master taught him the "Blood-Destroying Shura Kung Fu," which he could not even reach the ninth level, but he was actually allowed to master it.

What will he do after he masters it? Just look for masters to kill for fun.

Soon all the masters in the city were killed by him. He felt that it was not enough and he felt that these people's martial arts were not as good as his master, so he found the village where his master lived in seclusion and killed him too.

The role of Nima is so bad! When Director Cao persuaded me to play the role, he personally assured me, "Although it is not a positive role, there are still shining points of humanity in him!"

Where is the shining point? When I tore the master in half, my eyes were shining with bloodthirsty red light! If I played this kind of role, I would never think that I was a good person in this life, right?

The only thing that the evil young man from Jinling can treat with care is his white pet dog.

But it is not cute at all. It is said to be a dog, but in fact it is similar to a wolf.

Presumably the "human nature" that Director Cao mentioned was intended to be expressed here, right?

But it’s wrong! After the evil young man from Jinling killed someone, he actually let his dog eat the victim’s corpse! How could there be any humanity in this? It was clearly inhumane! The dog still ate and ate happily,

The short film is only 5 minutes in total, and most of the plot is presented using montage techniques. However, the part where the dog eats human flesh is given a 30-second long shot! His mouth is full of blood and he looks at the owner and smiles. It’s so funny.

It's absolutely anti-human!

If you think this is too much, then you haven't kept up with Director Cao's rhythm.

In the trailer for the next episode, Director Cao used cut scenes to hint that the heroine will be raped by the bad boy from Jinling.

The heroine's life experience is quite pitiful. She grew up in the Futian Courtyard in the countryside (equivalent to an orphanage in ancient times), and there were many sisters who shared the same disease with her.

Judging from the few scenes in the trailer, the bad boy from Jinling not only wants to rape the heroine, but he also wants to rape none of the other girls in the orphanage!

Damn, this is just an pornographic movie! Director Cao, go back to Japan and make pornographic movies! Don’t tarnish the purity of martial arts movies here!

Then, this is not the lower limit. The lower limit is: even the little tabby cat that the heroine and her sisters raised together was raped by the dog of the bad boy from Jinling!

When one person and one dog are both in the doggy style, they still look at each other and smile!

Although Brother Melancholy’s smile is a bit haggard and not a lewd smile from the heart, it does nothing to change the obscene style of the entire trailer!

That's too much! Director Cao, you're too much! And...and you netizens! The first half of the film is a bit like a martial arts film, and you have very few comments. Why did you get to the preview of the next episode, and the comments are all over the place?

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Everywhere I see words like "seriously looking forward to it!" "The best martial arts film of the year!" "It's awesome!" "I'm already typing with one hand!" "I took off my pants for nothing" and so on.

When the cast list appeared: "Wu Sheng, the evil young man from Jinling", some people cheered:

"Wu Sheng, I support you! Well done! You must overthrow the heroine!"

It’s as if the villain BOSS is the leading actor in the story.

After watching the movie, I was frightened for a while and at the same time I was surprised to find: This guy Wu Sheng looks a bit like me!

I've heard Cao Jingshen say a long time ago that Director Cao only came up with the casting criteria for Jinling Villain after he saw me, so the Melancholy Brother I finally picked looked a bit like me!

Although his lifeless and dying temperament is very different from mine, but putting aside these words, some people may believe that he is my biological brother!

Fortunately, he gave his real name in the credits at the end of the film. Otherwise, if someone misunderstood that I played the bad boy in Jinling, they would be even more unjust than Dou E.

After watching the film, I commented a few words casually, calmed down my mood, and then got down to business with Cao Jingshen and asked him if he could photoshop some high-quality photos of the squad leader for me.
Chapter completed!