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【122】 Toilet door god

Before chatting with the class monitor for a few words, Xiao Qin walked in from the back door of the classroom.

Listlessly, after seeing us, he feebly said "good morning".

Then he sat down in his seat.

"What did you do to Xiaoqin?"

Sensing something was wrong, the monitor immediately changed the topic and didn't care about me at all.

"I didn't do anything to him!"

Instead, she almost broke my arm! Damn it, I really want to tell the truth! But just letting the five tigers of the Criminal Department know about this matter is embarrassing enough! And even if I tell it, the squad leader who has not seen it with his own eyes will also

Won't believe it.

After almost everyone in the class arrived, I became the target of everyone's onlookers.

Of course, I didn't dare to come over blatantly, I just turned around and took a sneak peek, and then started a serious discussion with my neighbor.

"It's rare to see Ye Lin get lucky. Is he having a hard time this time?"

"That's right. I always bully others. Have you learned your lesson this time?"

Although I really want to point at their noses and ask which of their eyes saw me bullying others, but since Xiaoqin transferred to another school, I have lost the qualification to ask such questions.

"If he is injured, can Ren Xiaoqin, the classmate sitting next to him, relax?"

"That's not necessarily true! I think he will definitely get angry at others and get worse!"

Listening to the discussions of the classmates, Xiaoqin lowered her head lower and lower, and hid behind the open Chinese textbook.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry..."

She told me in a voice as small as a mosquito.

"Forget it, forget it." I waved my right hand to her magnanimously, "Don't mention this matter again, just pretend it never happened."

Although I think the result of this duel is a deadlock, on the surface, I am still more seriously injured. After training for so long, I still lost to the bully, which I really can't accept.

"No, classmate Ye Lin, I have carefully reviewed myself..." She hesitated at this point, "A dangerous person like me is not suitable to be classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend..."

Huh? What's going on? Is Xiaoqin going to quit automatically? I'm so overjoyed! This way, my arm is worth it! With the addition of a leg, I feel like I'm taking advantage!

"Last night I asked my mother to abolish my martial arts, but she scolded me and said that I had watched too many movies and TV shows and there was no way to do that..."

"My mother also said that I blindly want to develop a close relationship with my classmate Ye Lin. As a girl, I am too aggressive. The result of this will either scare others away, or meet an irresponsible person who will play with you.

Dump you again..."

Is that why Aunt Ren is waiting for me on my usual running route today? Is she here to warn me because she is worried that her daughter will suffer the same emotional misfortunes as herself?

"Although I don't think classmate Ye Lin is an irresponsible person, I would be grateful if you are willing to play with me, but...if classmate Ye Lin is a conservative person and is scared away by me, I will regret it.

It’s too late…”

"In addition, my male phobia has not yet been cured. If something happens again where I am so scared that I lose my mind and hurt classmate Ye Lin, I will blame myself so much that I can no longer live..."

"So, I don't expect to have an intimate relationship with my classmate Ye Lin all of a sudden. Let's return to our childhood sweetheart relationship first, okay?"

After saying this long paragraph, he was very unsure and hid his face halfway behind the book, looking forward to my reply.

Who is your childhood sweetheart? Your childhood sweethearts fight with each other all day long (actually it’s one-sided)!

However, Xiaoqin's suggestion was that she took a step back, which meant that I had achieved an initial victory.

"Okay!" I agreed happily, "Then you are not allowed to spread rumors that you are my girlfriend from now on!"

Xiao Qin pursed her lips and nodded, showing a slightly relieved but also a bit disappointed expression.

Since we are childhood sweethearts, we should take on the responsibilities of childhood sweethearts, right?

I extended my right hand to Xiaoqin:

"Lend me your Chinese homework to copy!"

You don’t have to hand in the homework for other subjects, but I don’t want to make Old Man Zhang angry.

Xiaoqin took out her homework from her schoolbag and handed it to me.

"Classmate Ye Lin, your hand is injured, do you want me to copy it for you?"

Once she was classified as an ordinary childhood sweetheart, although it still felt a bit strange, it became much easier for me to get along with her.

"No, my right hand is still fine. Besides, your handwriting is so beautiful. Old man Zhang can tell at a glance that I didn't write it myself!"

"(*^__^*) Hehe, classmate Ye Lin praised me?"

For the first time today, Xiaoqin showed a smile on her face.

"Um, classmate Ye Lin, there is one more thing I want to apologize to you for..."

I quickly copied the classical Chinese translation and waited for Xiaoqin to continue speaking.

"The five people I injured yesterday were friends of classmate Ye Lin, weren't they? Although they had told me about it, they looked too much like gangsters in girls' comics, so I accidentally transferred myself

Entering combat mode..."

Do you still have fighting mode and love mode? Do you think you are a mobile phone? If you are a mobile phone, I hope you stay in silent mode!

"I, I couldn't help it! I was very scared at the time. I had to protect classmate Ye Lin's chastity!"

Whose chastity needs you to protect! What does it have to do with my chastity if the five tigers from the Criminal Department harass you?

"Because, because..." Xiaoqin held her face as red as an apple with both hands, "Because my chastity belongs to classmate Ye Lin, so I call it classmate Ye Lin's chastity..."

My face sank:

"Didn't you just say that you don't want to be my girlfriend? Don't you just have an ordinary childhood sweetheart relationship with me?"

Xiaoqin was frightened by my expression, took a breath, and then replied in a low voice:

"My current setting is that of the girl next door who has a crush on classmate Ye Lin. Although she has never confessed her love to classmate Ye Lin, she still likes classmate Ye Lin very much in her heart!"

Who says you haven’t confessed your love! You confessed your love to me on the first day you saw me again! And you have said you like me countless times in the past few days! Why do you really think you are playing a love game on the computer?

Did you bring back the files?

"Anyway... in short... classmate Ye Lin just treats me as an ordinary childhood sweetheart. Because classmate Ye Lin is very slow in love, he didn't realize that the girl next door likes him..."

Why, not only did you reset it for yourself, but you also reset it for me? Do you think you are the main god of the "Earth Online" game?

"Just now the girl next door expressed her apology to classmate Ye Lin because she accidentally hurt Ye Lin's friends. Not only did these friends not hold grudges, they also sent back the lost schoolbags. The girl next door was very happy..."

Don't use the third person to describe yourself! It has turned into a game narration so quickly! You prevented me from copying my homework. After a while, the narration will become "Old man Zhang used the textbook to cause 100 points of damage to Ye Lin"

!

"Why, classmate Ye Lin, doesn't you like me talking like this? I heard that describing yourself in the third person can make you look cute! The neighbor girl just wants to attract classmate Ye Lin's attention!"

I lowered my head and copied my homework and ignored her.

Xiaoqin lay on the table and turned to face me.

"Hey, the girl next door is thinking to herself: Although classmate Ye Lin only regards herself as an ordinary childhood sweetheart, the one who is closest to the water gets the moon first, and the rabbit likes to eat the grass on the edge of the nest - as long as the girl next door perseveres and uses her youthful body to...

If he's hanging around...if classmate Ye Lin loses control and pushes down the girl next door, he will take responsibility and be her boyfriend, right?"

Damn it! Since you are thinking secretly in your heart, don’t say it out loud! Not only has the third person not been changed, but psychological activities have also emerged!

It wasn't until Old Man Zhang walked into the classroom and announced the start of class that Xiaoqin stopped playing this kind of game.

Thanks to old man Zhang, she finally managed to be honest during the class.

After class, I got up to go to the toilet. Xiaoqin raised her eyes and asked me:

"Do you need my help?"

"I'm going to the bathroom, how can you help? Can you still go there for me?"

Talking to your childhood sweetheart, this tone is not rude at all, right?

"I... it's my responsibility for classmate Ye Lin's arm injury, so if classmate Ye Lin goes to urinate and one hand is inconvenient..."

"...So what if it's inconvenient?"

"No, why not let me, my childhood sweetheart, do my best!"

"What do you call meager power?"

"Hehe~~~" Xiaoqin touched her head with one hand, "I just helped classmate Ye Lin to pull it out first, and then stuff it back in after urinating!"

"roll!"

Xiaoqin held her head with both hands, acting like she was afraid of being beaten.

"Oops! I forgot a very important step! It seems like I have to shake it again later, right? Is that why you scolded me?"

I didn't continue this stupid conversation with Xiaoqin, and strode to the corridor alone.

At the door of the men's restroom, I met Li Cunzhuang from the second grade of junior high school (2).

Isn't this the famous Forrest Gump from the 28th School? Master Li', who is as tall as an iron bucket, has a paralyzed face like a stroke, is ruthless in fights, and is rumored to be mentally ill, nicknamed Li Erleng?

I don’t know if the nude photos Shu Zhe promised to sell to Li Erleng were sold to him.
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