The main plot of "Soctopus Man vs. Twelve Witches" is as follows: the male protagonist played by Xu Tianming accidentally eats a mutated octopus and has super powers. He can extend multiple octopus tentacles from his back and embarks on the road of supporting justice. .

The twelve witches who fight Octopus Man are dedicated to killing wild animals indiscriminately, making their fur and teeth into clothes and accessories, and wearing them on themselves. The entire film is like a fashion show filled with various leopard prints. Short skirt and crocodile skin corset.

“We attach great importance to taste, so we never wear anything other than real fur. It’s because too few wild animals are killed that we don’t have enough raw materials. Everyone wears nothing more than a three-point style... In order to change this The current situation means we must kill more wild animals."

In the past two years, under the hype of Director Cao, Jinling Villain has inexplicably become the spokesperson for stopping cars to rescue dogs across the country. Director Cao, who has benefited from animal rights activists, has also forced the theme of the movie "Octopus Man" to include animals. Protect content.

Not only did it involve animal welfare content, but it also openly sought a reasonable explanation for the actresses wearing less clothes and revealing more.

"How can you possibly succeed and give the animals their only fur?"

Octopus Man shouted righteous slogans, wrapped the witches in his octopus arms, and then peeled off their fur clothes one by one.

"Well done, Squidward, we support you."

Whenever they see this kind of footage, some pseudo-animal protectionists will cheer up, as if their faces are as excited as mutant tomatoes because justice has been done and the bad guys have been severely punished.

"The stunts in this movie are a bit crude, but they are really funny."

Pentheus gave a fair evaluation while watching the movie, and added: "The male protagonist has a particularly good figure, similar to Ye Lin."

Amy crossed her arms and crossed her legs, looking disdainful of the movie.

"The actor's acting skills are really exaggerated, especially the line 'it represents the tentacles to punish you'. The costumes of the witches are not interesting either. One look and you can tell that those props are not real fur..."

"Having said that, women who try to use fur to enhance their charm have an inferiority complex. Don't they understand that the most precious fur is their own hair and skin?"

With the flawless beauty gifted by God, Amy does not think that mink, jewelry and other things will add any value to her appearance. As she has always said: "Really beautiful people are naked even without makeup. Even when you walk among the crowd, you should not feel shy at all, but should be filled with confidence and pride."

It’s really a statement that makes you feel very good about yourself. Amy, just think about it. Don’t put it into practice. I don’t want you to run into the street and become a naked demon like Mr. Xu.

"The black cat witch is very cute." Xiao Qin commented, "I think she wears cat ears and a tail. She doesn't look like a demon who harms wild animals, but like a wild animal that has cultivated a human form. Ah Lin, you What do you think?"

"Hey, hey." Amy said dissatisfied, "Who allowed you to call the valet so affectionately? Didn't I tell you to change the title back to me? As a maid, Qin, how dare you call the master's nickname... …”

"Of course Ah Lin can be my master if he wants to." Xiao Qin replied without any shame, "But Amy, you keep asking Ah Lin to call him the valet. If Ah Lin is the valet and I am the maid, we can call each other the other." Isn’t it normal to have a nickname?”

"You..." Amy couldn't find a reason to refute for a moment, so she angrily grabbed a handful of popcorn and threw it at Xiao Qin, "Let's see what the Black Cat Witch does."

Xiaoqin had quick hands and eyes, and caught most of the popcorn in an instant. If she couldn't catch the popcorn, she ducked sideways.

"Pa", "pa", "pa", the three missed popcorns hit Gong Caicai on the right without exception.

"Uh", "Ah", "Oh", the unsuspecting Gong Caicai let out three different screams. She closed her eyes in fear as she didn't know the true identity of the hidden weapon.

"Oh, violence is wrong." Xiaoqin pretended to sigh to Amy, "Look, the popcorn hit the cow witch."

There is no such character as "Cow Witch" in the movie. It can be imagined that it was Xiaoqin's temporary nickname for Gong Caicai.

"I, I'm not a cow." Gong Caicai defended weakly, while her upper body kept twitching, as if a certain part of her body was itchy.

"What's wrong with you?" the monitor asked concernedly.

"I, I," Gong Caicai was about to say but stopped.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." The squad leader encouraged, "What happened?"

Gong Caicai then clasped her fingers on her knees, lowered her face and whispered softly: "Popcorn... a popcorn slipped into the collar and got stuck on my chest..."

In other words, is it stuck in the cleavage? Xiaoqin and Amy immediately showed jealous expressions. Xiaoqin threw the popcorn she just received into her mouth and chewed it. The clicking sound made Gong Caicai Shrinking even more.

"Can't you take it out yourself?" This situation is not suitable for others to help, and the monitor also looked embarrassed.

"Maybe it can be taken out..." Gong Caicai said uncertainly, "But my parents told me not to put my hands under my clothes in public. I'm afraid I have to go to the bathroom, but now that the movie is being shown, I If you stand up, you will block the view of the audience behind you..."

Gong Caicai has always abided by public morals even if she wronged herself. It seemed that she wanted to keep the popcorn trapped between her breasts until the movie was over before taking it out.

"Hmph, you are trying to attract Alin's attention on purpose, so that you won't succeed. Let me help you take it out."

Xiaoqin reached out and touched Gong Caicai's collar at a speed that no one could stop. Gong Caicai's whole body immediately contracted like an electric shock, but it only caused a slight obstruction to Xiaoqin's right hand. Xiaoqin rudely After rummaging around in Gong Caicai's clothes, he picked out the lost popcorn with his index finger and thumb.

"As expected of a cow witch, she has a lot of meat on her body."

Gong Caicai was stunned by Xiaoqin's bold behavior. The frightened girl covered her chest with her hands, not knowing whether she should thank Xiaoqin or do something else.

Finally, she finally said something hesitantly: "I, I am not a cow witch. Xiaoqin, please stop laughing at me."

The monitor also said: "Yes, Xiaoqin, don't always make jokes about Cai Cai. It doesn't matter if you joke with me or Winnie. Cai Cai can cry easily."

Shu Zhe, who was sitting on the right side of the squad leader, seemed to have fallen asleep because the movie was boring. Generally speaking, even if "Octopusman" is a shoddy movie, with the gimmick of the twelve witches wearing revealing clothes, it can always attract the eyes of most male viewers. , it turned out that Shu Zhe was no longer interested in this either.

"I'm not bullying Caicai, I'm helping her." Xiaoqin said as she raised the popcorn that had been on Gong Caicai's chest, "This is popcorn with double milk. Someone wants it." Do you want to eat?"

"Please, please give it back to me." Gong Caicai acted unexpectedly and reached out to grab the popcorn. As a result, during the fight, the popcorn flew out of Xiaoqin's fingertips and flew to the front row, falling to the ground.

"Jiejiejiejiejie, it's mine. This is equivalent to a woman's body being in full bloom." Eunuch Cao rushed over at a speed that did not suit his fat body and picked up the soiled popcorn on the ground, lest others come to grab the land. He threw it into his mouth and showed a sultry expression as if he was on drugs.

The popcorn he took out from his chest was eaten by Eunuch Cao. Gong Caicai immediately covered her face with her hands, feeling that she had become a bad boy from now on.

"I, I have become a shameless tableware..." It seems that what Eunuch Cao said about "female bodies are abundant" gave Gong Caicai a big blow (the same joke was made by Pooh and Gong Caicai, so Gong Caicai Cai understands what that means).

"It's not worth being sad at all." The squad leader advised Gong Caicai, "Only a pervert like Cao Jingshen would think there is anything special about this kind of popcorn. After the movie is over, I will let Pooh and Geng Yuhong beat him up. Just to vent your anger."

The squad leader's advice had no effect. Seeing that Gong Caicai was about to burst into tears, Xiaoqin opened her left hand and showed Gong Caicai the 7 or 8 popcorns in her hand.

"Stop crying, the one that was knocked away just now was planted by me on purpose. The real double milk popcorn is here, but I can't figure out which one is it... If you are worried about being like Eunuch Cao again, If you are a pervert, you can eat them all yourself."

"Really, really?" Gong Caicai turned from worry to joy and took the popcorn from Xiaoqin. Like a greedy girl who is too stingy to share with others, she put the popcorn into her mouth one by one. Inside, she devoured everything she could (she almost choked in the process, and the monitor relieved her urgent need by handing her a bottle of mineral water).

"Gong Caicai is really boring, she cries all the time." Xiao Qin complained to me, "I'll just joke with Pooh, the squad leader and the others from now on."

It happened that Amy was about to throw away an empty popcorn bucket, so Xiaoqin asked for it and took out a handkerchief as if she was going to perform some magic trick, but she failed in the end because of her poor skills.

"Really, it's rare that the light here is so dark and difficult to penetrate..."

Frustrated, Xiao Qin looked around. When she saw that the squad leader was also paying attention to her, she raised the empty bucket and shouted to the squad leader: "Come to the bowl quickly."

The monitor originally didn't want to speak loudly during the movie screening, but when he thought that if he ignored Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin might provoke Gong Caicai again, he had no choice but to laugh and scold: "You just got into the bowl."

If Xiaoqin was a boy, the scene just now could be interpreted as flirting. The monitor himself felt a little embarrassed after responding to Xiaoqin.

My smart watch suddenly vibrated at this moment. I raised my hand and saw that it was a message from Dr. Yu:

"Please come back immediately after watching the movie. The Holy Infant has decrypted the encrypted file, but the content is completely different from what we expected."
Chapter completed!