【1194】 Keep a safe distance
Even though I placed the main responsibility on Tang Jiang who was studying in Korea, the rumor that "Ye Lin had a threesome with someone" still spread like wildfire, and most of my classmates looked at me abnormally.
"Did you see it? That guy is Ye Lin. It's really enviable that two filthy rich men have fallen so low... No, it's infuriating."
"But there is also a theory that Ye Lin was drunk the whole time. The woman was called by Tang Jiang. Ye Lin didn't know anything..."
"Come on, you believe this kind of lie. I think Jiang Qian is right. Ye Lin is a shameless and perverted bisexual. Both of the two people in the room that night were fucked by Ye Lin. Tang Jiang
Sitting on the plane departing for South Korea, my chrysanthemums are still bleeding."
Eunuch Cao and the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department gave me thumbs up, thinking that I, the boss, was very impressive.
"Master, you are so powerful and powerful, and you don't care about the world's opinions. This disciple is really impressed by you. Please be sure to bring me with you next time you have a threesome."
Eunuch Cao knelt down three times and kowtowed to me nine times without any sense of discipline after class.
The five tigers of the Criminal Department also talked about it: "We share blessings and share hardships. When we kill people, we will follow Brother Ye. Don't leave us behind if anything good happens. As long as Brother Ye is in need, the five of us are at your disposal at any time."
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As he spoke, he showed a lewd expression, and Xing Xing's face almost became pockmarked.
You bastards, how much do you think I taste? If I bring you with me every time, I would be 71. Even Lun Shuzhe is a bit too cruel...
The rumor soon reached the ears of the gossip guru. She was dubious about it and hit me with words more than once: "Ye Lin, you have to take care of yourself. The more of everything, the better."
When Zhuang Ni heard what the loudspeaker said, she immediately smiled sarcastically, "Yes, it especially includes fat."
Before Big Speaker chased Zhuang Ni for the fat joke, Zhuang Ni had time to comment on my 3P rumors: "Men are all greedy animals who think with their lower bodies. It will be great if they can all be extinct sometime."
Humph, why do you have such a sense of superiority as a woman? You don't also have the idea of the monitor and Gong Caicai at the same time. As long as the conditions permit, you will also have a threesome with these two girls.
As Xiaoqin's roommate, Xiong Yaoyue naturally heard a lot of good things about me from Xiaoqin, but she still deliberately sat next to me in English class, wanting to directly hear my explanation for the threesome incident.
"Ye Lin, if you think I'm a buddy, don't lie to me. Did you do anything that night? Are you worthy of Xiao Qin for being so casual?"
I raised my right hand like a court oath, "I didn't touch any woman that night. If I tell a lie, I will give Amy a mouth ulcer."
For me, an atheist, being struck by lightning and dying by sword may not necessarily be a poisonous oath. People who know me well know that because I have terminal cancer, swearing on Amy is a real poisonous oath.
Seeing that my face was serious and not guilty, Xiong Yaoyue nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, I will monitor whether Amy has oral ulcers recently, so I believe you."
I breathed a sigh of relief and was about to put down my swearing right hand when the English teacher called my name and said, "Ye Lin, it's really rare for you to raise your hand to answer a question. Then come up and translate this example sentence."
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So I became the laughingstock of everyone in English class again.
After the English class was the biology class, because when I was a child I loved watching "Animal World" and the Science Discovery Channel's "Animal Planet", and my father often told me interesting things about animals at the dinner table, which made my biology score poor. Like geography and history, he was so bad that he was transferred from Class C to Class B soon. During class, he would meet Da Xiaoxiao and Gong Caicai.
The recent biology course was about male and female reproduction. The biology teacher was adjusting the position of the slide screen in front of the blackboard. Colorful diagrams of male and female reproductive system profiles were projected onto her back from time to time, making the students snicker underneath. .
I walked into the classroom a little late and saw Gong Caicai with a red face, opening her biology book and previewing, and there was an empty seat on her right.
As one of the witnesses that night, Gong Caicai was hit hard. She walks around every time she sees me now, and I heard that she was worried about retaliation for telling the squad leader about the incident. , I have written several suicide notes and found the next owner for the plants I grew on the windowsill.
When Gong Caicai saw me approaching, her body trembled involuntarily, and she dropped the ballpoint pen she was taking notes on.
I thought I should take this opportunity to explain to Gong Caicai, so I put one hand on the desk and said to Gong Caicai who was sitting outside: "Um, Caicai, I want to enter you, can you... …”
"Come in, come inside me." Gong Caicai, who was looking at the schematic diagram of male and female reproduction, turned red in the face and her limbs froze, as if she couldn't resist whatever action I took next.
Gong Caicai was indeed overly sensitive. I quickly explained: "I want to enter your seat inside. Can you stand up and give way? I won't affect your study."
"Dang-dang-dang-dang-dang, of course." Gong Caicai nodded hurriedly, stood up from her seat nervously and mechanically, and let me sit in the seat inside her.
After class, the biology teacher, as expected, talked about the combination of sperm and egg. Most of the boys who taught themselves reproductive knowledge were bored by this content, but Gong Caicai, who was too innocent, blushed while taking notes.
Well, Gong Caicai's face has not returned to normal since class. Both the content of the class and me sitting on her right made her very nervous.
After a wave of classroom questions, the classroom entered a relatively quiet period of silent reading. I took the opportunity to say to Gong Caicai:
"Cai Cai, you haven't misunderstood me until now, right? The monitor should have explained to you that I was too drunk that day and the problem was all caused by Tang Jiang. I'm just a victim."
Gong Caicai held the ballpoint pen tightly, her slightly naturally curly hair trembling back and forth, and finally mustered up the courage to answer me:
"But, but, I clearly saw that Tang Jiang was so drunk that he couldn't speak, and classmate Ye Lin was soberer than him. My parents also heard about this. They said that classmate Ye Lin was not a good person, and asked me to I have to stay away from you, or you won’t recognize me as your daughter..."
Well, Father Gong and Mother Gong are really extreme in what they do. Last time I went to their house, they mistakenly thought I was here to propose to Gong Caicai. I had to go through many tests before I agreed.
Gong Caicai has always been a good child who obeyed her parents. Now that her parents have ordered her to stay away from me, it is not convenient for me to put her in a dilemma.
Moreover, I deliberately gave Jiang Qian the opportunity to spread rumors in order to play Ai Lin in "Perfect Victory Plan". If I want to deceive Ai Shuqiao, I must have the acting skills to deceive at least some of the people around me.
Gong Caicai's character is too weak, and it is not suitable to tell her the truth, otherwise the whole plan may fail. In this case, I will simply make the mistake and get along with Gong Caicai in a way that is more suitable for Ai Lin.
"Well." I lowered my voice and said while playing with my pencil, "Caicai, I know I can't deceive you, so I might as well tell the truth. I was indeed drunk that night, but I was not so drunk that I passed out. Tang Jiang and I did the bad things in human affairs together, and the saying of having sex after drinking is true."
Gong Caicai's bloodless lips trembled, "Classmate Ye Lin, you... you are so cruel to the monitor."
I spread my hands and said, "So the squad leader has broken up with me. The condition for my breakup with her is that she can help me counter the rumors..."
Gong Caicai was very surprised when she heard the news, "How is it possible? You and the monitor have been together since junior high school..."
Gong Caicai, the master of catching rape, once saw me and the monitor accidentally kissing in the classroom, so she always thought that the monitor and I were a couple.
"Why not?" I put my hands behind my head, making a sign of decadence. "Although the squad leader is beautiful, her personality is too stubborn and her ideas are very old-fashioned. She doesn't let me do many things I want to do... Maybe it will be a good thing for each other if we break up."
"Surprisingly, it's so easy..." Gong Caicai couldn't believe that the years of "romance" between me and the monitor had disappeared like this. She was so deeply hit that she couldn't even hold the textbook.
I struck while the railroad was hot: "Remember when I helped you deal with the two hooligans selling rabbits on the overpass, did I tell you that I was not a good person? Zhuang Ni is right, we men all think with our lower bodies, As long as I see a beautiful woman, I want to take it for myself. For example, when I look at you now, I will have evil thoughts and imagine how you will behave in bed."
Gong Caicai suddenly contracted (abbreviated as uterine contraction) and pursed her lips tightly, like a little rabbit meeting a big bad wolf in the forest.
I sighed, "Although my body will have a natural desire for you, at least we came out of the same junior high school. If you don't look at the monk's face or the Buddha's face, I shouldn't play with you, no one should play with you." From now on, please listen to your parents and try to stay away from me."
After a pause, I emphasized again: "Don't get too close to me. It's very dangerous to get too close to me. The most important thing is that you must not seduce me. Otherwise, I will make you pregnant in minutes." .”
"No, no." Gong Caicai trembled in fear, "Don't force my eggs to combine with your sperm. I will never seduce you. I have never wanted to seduce anyone..."
Chapter completed!