【1192】 Drink
Tang Jiang collapsed on the carpet, and there was no movement for five or six minutes. Shu Zhe's artificial crying in the bathroom on the other side made me upset, so I walked over to Tang Jiang and kicked his shoes.
"Hey, have you thought about whether you should give up or not? There is no big deal in life except death. Manly man, don't be such a mother-in-law."
However, Tang Jiang didn't respond. After waiting for a while, I found that this guy's eyes were red.
Men don't shed tears easily, but they haven't reached the point of sadness. The dream lover he has been chasing for two years turns out to be a transvestite. Not only is Tang Jiang's outlook broken, but his heart is also broken.
The cycle of nature brings unfavorable retribution. Shu Zhe was beaten by a group of Tang Jiang people on the Daning River two years ago until he knelt down and begged for mercy. Now he has achieved revenge in an incredible way.
Tang Jiang had a doomsday expression on his face and sighed: "How could this happen? How could this happen? I have clearly planned the future for myself and Xiao Hong..."
Seeing that Tang Jiang was depressed and had completely lost the intention to fight with me, I felt a little soft-hearted.
Tang Jiang and his eldest brother, Mr. Xu, and I are strangers to each other. Although both of them have flaws in their character, they are not terribly evil, especially since Tang Jiang has done nothing to cause trouble for others in the past two years.
So I kicked his shoes again, but this time the force was lighter.
"Don't cry. You're really worthless. It's embarrassing for a man to shed tears for a woman. Do you want to shed tears for your mother?"
"Who is crying?" Tang Jiang wiped his face with his sleeve and refused to admit it.
I knelt down next to him, patted his shoulder and said, "You are not the first person to be harmed by a transvestite. Shu Zhe is a money-worshiping maniac. Once someone hired him to pretend to be his girlfriend. To show off, he has been on the road of no return since then... The chance encounter with him was considered bad luck for you. Forget it, men should look forward. Shu Zhe is not worth your sadness. Listen to me. When you go back Get drunk, and when you wake up, you will completely forget about Xiaohong who doesn’t exist at all.”
Tang Jiang gritted his teeth and looked at me with red eyes, "I want to get drunk right now."
I frowned and had no choice but to go to the refrigerator in the room and get two cans of beer, one for him and one for me. The two of them sat cross-legged on the carpet and started drinking facing each other.
Tang Jiang drank in a hurry, and the can of beer was quickly emptied. I, who was slowly drinking next to him, immediately shouted to Shu Zhe to bring more wine. Shu Zhe, who was dressed neatly again, brought the beer. At that time, Tang Jiang took one look at the lover of his dreams and couldn't help crying again.
I quickly drove Shu Zhe away, then handed Tang Jiang an open can of beer and asked Tang Jiang to drink it. Then he could pretend to choke on the wine and let two lines of hot tears flow down his face.
"Don't drink too fast, you may choke."
I learned this comforting technique between men from Brother Gang. Back then, one of Brother Gang's guardians was heartbroken, so Brother Gang deliberately persuaded him to drink too much to force tears out of his eyes.
Tang Jiang saw that I did not ridicule him, but instead drank with him quietly beside him like a big brother. His excitement eased slightly. After he drank the third can of beer, he said with wet tears on his face:
"This brand of beer tastes really bad. I'm used to drinking Yanjing or Harbin beer."
I shrugged, "No way, you also know about local protectionism. The Imperial Building has a contract with a local winery, and only this kind of wine is placed in the room... If you don't feel good about it, I will go out and accompany you to a tavern to drink." .”
Tang Jiang drank half of the fourth can of beer, then wiped the corners of his mouth and asked me with doubtful eyes: "Ye Lin, I heard that you have a bad drinking capacity. My elder brother and I were still at the wine table before. I made a joke to you. I drank three cans of beer today and you only drank one. Although you are not a man enough, I know you tried your best. Why are you so kind to accompany me to drink and sympathize with me?"
I straightened my upper body in a sitting position and said sternly: "Originally there was no deep hatred between the two of us. You were fascinated by me, a fake roommate, and it was my fault that I didn't correct it in time... I would like to advise you, fall in love. Being a transvestite is a road of no return, and this transvestite has extremely bad character. If you can turn back in time, it will definitely be a blessing in life, and there is no greater good."
"Tch, you're still pretending to be a cultured person with me, but you left your book bag behind."
Tang Jiang did not answer me directly and took another sip of beer.
However, one of the signs of an improved relationship between men is that they harm each other.
Next, I watched Tang Jiang drink four or five cans of beer, and I also drank another can with him.
While drinking, I told Tang Jiang about the tragedy of Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and Uncle Huoqiu all pursuing Shu Zhe, but being defrauded of money by Shu Zhe without making any substantial progress. This was used to sound the alarm to Tang Jiang. .
"Not only that, Shu Zhe had a girlfriend named Xiaohua before. Do you remember? She was the one who was surrounded by you under the Jiangqiao. There were so many of you at that time, and Xiaohua tried to stop you from hurting Shu Zhe. It's funny. Well, it turned out that Shu Zhe dumped Xiaohua the day after he returned to school safely. The reason turned out to be that Xiaohua saw the disgraceful side of him kneeling down to beg for mercy. Is such a wolf-hearted person worthy of being liked? Demo from ancient Greece Crick once said: If human body beauty is not combined with intelligence, it is something animalistic. Shu Zhe's beauty is not higher than that of leopards and peacocks. He does have intelligence, but it is a pity that it is all used in despicable ways. , Xiaohua has been hurt by him, Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding and others have also been hurt by him, Tang Jiang, are you willing to be the next one?"
After my reminder, Tang Jiang gradually recalled the scene where he met Shu Zhe and his girlfriend under the Jiangqiao two years ago. The ugly look of Shu Zhe kneeling down to beg for mercy was in perfect contrast with Xiaohua's brave defense. When he thought that he was actually obsessed with Seeing such a guy, Tang Jiang angrily crushed the can in his hand.
"Yes, Ye Lin, you are right, it is really not worth it..."
I drank two cans of beer, plus the red wine I drank in the restaurant before, and gradually entered the good-guy mode. At this moment, I patted Tang Jiang's shoulder affectionately and praised:
"A real man is a man who is ambitious and able to take things up and put them down. What's so good about a fake girl like Shu Zhe? Back then, she was just a guy who knelt at your feet and was spit on by you. She treated him like the lover of her dreams and a goddess. , isn’t it a big joke?”
Tang Jiang opposite me was drunker than me. He was swaying, crying and laughing. His confused eyes no longer regarded me as an outsider, and he made toasts to me several times.
"Hahaha, Ye Lin, I never thought that I would drink with you before. I didn't expect that you are not so annoying. I decided. The school asked me a few days ago if I was interested in going to South Korea to be an exchange student. Because I was still hesitating about Xiaohong... Now I don't hesitate anymore. I will go to Korea to study next week. I have to pick up a girl in Korea to satisfy my hatred. Although Korean girls have a lot of plastic surgery, they are not transvestites. .”
I nodded repeatedly, toasted with wine and said, "That's right. Good men have ambitions everywhere, so how can they be delayed by a transvestite? I wish you great success in Korea and strengthen our country's prestige."
She was saying beautiful words, but she was thinking to herself: Back then, Xiaoqin was working under Qianhe Girls' High School, and the Three Roses also went to South Korea to study. You must not be unlucky enough to meet them after plastic surgery. In that case, The genes of future generations are finished.
"Shu Zhe, Mr. Tang Jiang doesn't care about the faults of others. Not only will he let you go for free, but he will also help you keep your secret. Why don't you come out and thank me?"
Tang Jiang went to South Korea just to leave the sad place of Dongshan City. It can be seen that he still cares about Shu Zhe a little, and he probably won't tell Shu Zhe's secret in revenge.
Shu Zhe was a little scared and walked to the position where the two of us finished the glyph. Then he consciously knelt down like a Japanese and bowed deeply to Tang Jiang as an apology.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, please forgive me..."
"Not sincere at all, my forehead didn't even touch the ground."
As I said this, I hit Shu Zhe on the head, which made Shu Zhe scream in pain.
After drinking a lot of beer and deciding on his future, Tang Jiang's mood gradually calmed down, and even if the transvestite sat next to him, he would not get excited casually.
He glanced at Shu Zhe with a complex look that contained contempt and sadness.
"You guys actually deceived me into being so miserable. Is it because you wanted to take revenge on me... hiccup... when I beat you under the Jiang Bridge? I can't relieve my anger this time. I can't relieve my anger."
While talking, Tang Jiang imitated me and hit Shu Zhe on the top of his head. Shu Zhe immediately let out another scream and looked at the two of us aggrievedly.
"Why are you pretending to be so weak?" I pinched Shu Zhe's arm while I was still drunk. Shu Zhe didn't dare to resist except whining. He probably thought this was the price for getting the inheritance.
Next, the drinking session between Tang Jiang and I entered a strange phase. Every time we drank a few sips of wine or talked a few words, we would reach out to pinch or hit Shu Zhe. Although the blow was not serious, it was enough to make people feel uncomfortable. Shu Zhe cried out repeatedly, tears welling up in his eyes.
It's probably a punishment game to vent his inner dissatisfaction. Tang Jiang can destroy the goddess statue in his heart through this behavior, which will be beneficial to Shu Zhe in the long run.
Shu Zhe, the escort and pseudonym, was tortured by the two of us for more than half an hour. Tang Jiang finally felt that the knot in his heart had been resolved. He stood up unsteadily, threw the empty can in his hand on the carpet, and said:
"I feel comfortable after drinking, and I understand that Xiaohong is no longer the girl of my dreams. Ye Lin, you are willing to drink with me at this time. You are very interesting. I will not regard you as an enemy in the future. Time is not up." It's early... hiccup... I have to go home and take a nap. You and Shu Zhe can do whatever they want here, it has nothing to do with me."
I quickly proved my innocence and said: "I, I don't like transvestites. This room is just for the convenience of our conversation. Since we have finished talking, let's go out together and I will take you downstairs."
So I ordered Shu Zhe to get his belongings, and then walked between the two drunkards to help us. Tang Jiang and I put our arms around Shu Zhe's shoulders like good buddies and walked out of the room.
After drinking nearly ten cans of beer, Tang Jiang's face turned red and he said with a confused smile: "Hahaha, it's great. Not only did I drink, but I also teased Xiaohong like this... It's so cool, Ye Lin, you really know how to play. We will never forget our past grudges." …”
Chapter completed!