What, I heard from Klinger that Ai Shuqiao wanted to do something that neither Napoleon nor Hitler could do. Could it be that she wanted to rule the entire world?

"Does Ai Shuqiao want to become the ruler of the entire world?"

I asked out loud.

"Hehehe, it's not that superficial..."

Brother Kling's expression became extremely ferocious, as if he, a vulture, had been fed an endless supply of carrion.

"Being the ruler of the entire world is superficial." I wondered, "Does she want to become...the porter of the entire world."

Klinger was so angry at me that his eyes almost popped out, "How could you ruin the atmosphere like this? Did you come here to advertise? Did you collect advertising fees from Nongfu Spring? Let me tell you, your mother The ultimate goal is to become a god for the entire world."

Probably because this ultimate goal was too alarmist, Klinger did not shy away from 009, nor did he whisper to me, but just shouted it out loud.

Damn it, this chuunibyou disease is hopeless. Ya Shenyue wanted to be a god in the new century only after she got the Death Note. Ai Shuqiao, you just wanted to be a god after you got bwk.

Even if your enhanced version of bwk can better hypnotize humans and make them execute an instruction 100%, you are still a long way from dominating the world, let alone becoming a god.

Use bwk to soak the world's richest man like Bill Gates, and then ask him to transfer all his property to you?

Soak heads of state like Obama and Putin with bwk and make them your puppets?

It just looks beautiful, their security measures are by no means vegetarian, and the head of state and the richest man in the world are inexplicably captured by you and soaked in water for several hours. You will definitely become the target of powerful people. This road is basically There's no way around it.

"How do you become a god?" I grabbed Klinger's collar and asked, "If you only rely on bwk, you can't even rule the world, so how can you become a god."

"Then it's not a problem you have to consider." Klinger said with a sinister smile, "I advise you to take advantage of Ai Shuqiao's good mood and express your submission to her immediately. In this way, your status in the future will be that of the only son of God. You can do whatever you want on this planet..."

Son of God, you can't say such a middle-class title. Are you referring to the crown prince of the Earth Empire?

What should I do after becoming the Son of God? First, deprive the Japanese of their human rights and let them all draw cartoons until they die. Or should I move the Statue of Liberty, the Eiffel Tower, the Great Wall, the Pyramids, and the Taj Mahal all to Dongshan City?

In addition, for the Son of God, a big harem should be inevitable. If the wealth does not go to outsiders, Xiaoqin, squad leader, Gong Caicai, Xiong Yaoyue and others should just be included in the harem to give birth to offspring for me.

Zhuang Ni has done me a lot of harm, but I'm not a particularly petty person, so I might as well register her as my concubine and relegate her to the cold palace.

I can keep Director Cao and his son in Japan and let them serve as governors to monitor the Japanese drawing comics. As for Shu Zhe, who sells his sister every day for glory, I decided to castrate him and keep him in the palace as a eunuch, so everyone will be happy. .

[Theatre in the Brain: A Day in the Life of His Majesty the Son of God Ye Lin]

After waking up from the dragon bed in the palace, I rubbed my temples, which were feeling dull pain due to hangover, and pulled back the quilt made of panda skin, trying to see clearly who the woman who shared the bed with me last night was. .

This fair and smooth skin, green and charming curves, and sunshine-like blond hair tied into twin ponytails...

"Hell, isn't this Amy? When did the princess sneak in? Little Zhezi, little Zhezi, what are you doing for food?"

Shu Zhe, who was dressed exactly like a Qing Dynasty eunuch, fell to his knees after entering the door, patted his sleeves and reported back: "Your Majesty, after you got drunk last night, it was originally Concubine Su and Concubine He's turn to sleep with her, but the princess was also drunk. I came to find you and drove away Concubine Su and Concubine He..."

"Asshole." I, Long Yan, said angrily, "Didn't I ask you to guard the door and gave you two imperial guards, Niu Shili and Wei Yu? The first task is to prevent fire, theft and the princess. How could you not stop Amy? You must have been bribed by Amy, right?"

"It's wrong, it's wrong." Shu Zhe fought with both sides and begged for mercy, "How dare I ask the princess for money? I really can't stop her if she insists on going in..."

Amy, who was still drunk, turned over on the bed, revealing a few spots of bright red. I quickly moved the panda skin quilt up.

"Don't block me." Amy said in her sleep, "As long as you let me in, I will classify Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand as your private territory..."

Shu Zhe never expected that he would be betrayed so easily. He was sweating profusely and staring at my feet, dreaming that I would give him a gentle punishment.

"Where are the guards? Take Shu Zhe out for me and take charge of the twenty-spine staff."

"No, no." Shu Zhe suddenly burst into tears and snot ran out of his nose, "Your Majesty, spare my life. Considering that I am the younger brother of the Queen of the East Palace, please spare me this time."

"Shaotie the Queen of the East Palace." I said seductively, "She ran away from home on her wedding night and is now almost the second most popular figure in the resistance. Just wait, I will catch her back one day. When the time comes... hum ha ha ha."

While I was laughing like crazy, Shu Zhe had already been dragged out by the guards, so I put on a single coat and walked into the back garden, only to see Eunuch Cao walking over, dressed like a diplomat.

"Master...your majesty, master." Eunuch Cao shouted nonchalantly, and fell to the ground when he saw me. "In compliance with your majesty's imperial decree, my father and I have tried our best to manage District 11. We have executed Nagano Mamoru and Ogiwara Ichi the day before yesterday. Two cartoonists who delayed the manuscript, and locked up Yoshihiro Togashi and the two bodies together, finally allowed "Hunter" to set a record of being serialized for two years without stopping."

"Well, that is indeed not easy." I nodded, "But I read the latest serial and he was messing around with the draft again. In this case, I will use my royal crutch after the 'World Tree Chapter' is over. Give it to him and let him climb Mount Fuji."

"I obey my orders."

Eunuch Cao certainly understands what it means to let a manga artist climb mountains. Ever since the author of Crayon Shin-chan, Yoshito Usui, died in a mountaineering accident in 2009, countless readers at home and abroad have raised funds to buy mountaineering poles for Yoshihiro Togashi, and I finally helped everyone. Fulfilled wish.

I was strolling beside the diamond rockery in the back garden, admiring the screams of Shu Zhe being tortured in the distance. Unexpectedly, a palace maid suddenly ran over in a panic.

"Your Majesty, your Majesty is in trouble. The Empress of the West Palace has poisoned all the concubines. Now they all have unbearable abdominal pain and their lives are in danger."

"This is happening." I said in shock, "Inform Klinger, the imperial doctor, immediately. It's important to save people."

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Klinger from the real world interrupted the theater in my mind.

"No, I didn't think anything of it." I concealed it, "In short, it is impossible for a noble person like me to be the son of a god. Using power to seduce me is just a daydream."

Suddenly my eyes blurred. 009 standing behind the secret door did not move.

Even the person who took action was not Wang Xiuwu. The opponent was not as tall as Wang Xiuwu, but more agile.

There was a man in black with a bandage on his face. The exposed eye skin was slightly red, but there were no scary scars.

It's Huo Jiangdong. Although he doesn't show his face after plastic surgery, I recognize his skills.

Huo Jiangdong, who was lurking somewhere before, suddenly appeared from the shadows. I was caught off guard. Before I could react, I felt stung by some kind of bee on my shoulder.

Damn it, it must be a hidden weapon like an anesthetic needle. Although my yoga breathing method can speed up metabolism, it only happens after the anesthetic wears off, and it does not make me immune to the anesthetic.

Filled with resentment, I punched Klinger in front of me and blurted out for some reason: "Feel my last ripples."

It's probably because my muscles and brain were out of balance. My attack probably didn't cause any real damage, and I don't know anything after that.

Therefore, the theater in the brain continues like this.

Shortly after Eunuch Cao kicked Yoshihiro Togashi into the crater of Mount Fuji, Shu Zhe couldn't bear my torture and decided to take the risk to trap his sister in the British Isles where rebels were entrenched, and he actually succeeded.

"Hahahaha." I saw Shusha with disheveled hair, haggard face, and messy military uniform being escorted by the guards and kneeling in front of me, with her hands and feet restrained by magnetic handcuffs, and I couldn't help but feel extremely excited.

"Humph, you really can't learn a lesson. Your brother is such a scumbag, yet you trust him time and time again."

I bent down slightly, grabbed Shusha's chin with one index finger, and forced her to raise her face.

Even though the hard battles over the past few years have made her suffer a lot, she still maintains her proud beauty, and the burning sense of justice in her two black eyes is stronger than before.

"You're not talking, are you? Why are you betraying me? What's wrong with being my East Palace Empress? Although the West Palace Empress often poisons other concubines, the imperial doctor's practice makes perfect, and she brings everyone back every time. I Finally, I will give you a chance. As long as you climb onto my dragon bed, I will forget about you and let you take over the East Palace again."

"Dreaming." Shusha gritted her teeth and said, and I quickly took my finger away to avoid being bitten.

"Humph, don't you agree?" I pointed at Shu Zhe, who was waiting for promotion and fortune next to me. "If you, a traitor to the party, do not atone for your sins physically, I will execute your brother Lingchi."

"Why," Shu Zhe said in shock, "I am a great hero. Even if my sister doesn't like you, you shouldn't kill me."

"That's right." Shusha was also anxious, "One person does the work and the other takes responsibility. Why did you involve Xiaozhe?"

I guess it wasn't your brother who betrayed you. How could you be caught? You're still protecting him now.

So I smiled evilly and called on the guards to tie Shu Zhe to the execution pillar.

"I am the Son of God, I can do whatever I want. It doesn't matter if you don't let me fulfill my wish. Just kneel there obediently and watch your brother being stabbed, hahahahaha."

"puff"

I looked up to the sky and smiled like a villain. I never expected that Shusha would suddenly break free from her magnetic shackles, and then pierce my heart with a hidden dagger.

"You." I spurted blood from my mouth in disbelief, "How did you do that..."

"Guard Niu Shili is the spy I planted." Shusha gave me one last look with cold eyes, "You and your mother are both tyrants, and you are no longer the person I knew before..."

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, wake up."
Chapter completed!