【118】About the world
"Hey, hey, hey, who is your sister-in-law? Familiarity will come, Xingxing, don't talk nonsense!"
I held the receiver and was furious.
Xing Xing said aggrievedly:
"Brother Ye, don't deny it. Also, you and your sister-in-law forgot to take away your schoolbags. Fortunately, my cousin had a sharp eye and got them back, otherwise they would have been lost on the construction site."
Only then did I realize that my schoolbag was missing. No wonder I always felt like something was missing when I walked in today.
"You've done a good job on this. Next time I kill someone, I'll ask you to go with me, but my sister-in-law or something..."
"Brother Ye, I found that in addition to your schoolbags, there is also a new shopping bag for underwear! It turns out that you and Ren Xiaoqin went shopping for underwear together! You have already developed to this extent, and you are still saying that you are just an ordinary classmate?
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"this……"
This is true, and I can't think of a way to refute it.
"I was lying here bored, so I made a few phone calls and briefly asked the students at No. 28 Middle School. They said: Ren Xiaoqin and you are childhood sweethearts!"
Xing Xing's aunt is the dean of the No. 28 Middle School. It's not particularly strange that he has the phone numbers of several students.
"Someone told me, Brother Ye, you and Ren Xiaoqin have been privately engaged for life since you were a child! This time she transferred to another school and came to see you specially!"
This, isn't this the earliest version of the rumors about Xiaoqin and I? Xingxing, your information is a bit outdated! If you use such outdated information, if you accidentally blow up the embassy of a certain country, you will be punished.
Strongly condemned!
"Brother Ye, although we are a gangster, we still have to be conscientious!"
Who is the underworld? You have seen too much Young and Dangerous! And I have no conscience!
"Brother Ye, since you promised me before, why don't you admit it now! In fact, I envy your childhood sweetheart relationship. You might as well get together! It will also make the brothers happy..."
If you are envious, I can take the time machine back and change with you! With your small body, Xiaoqin will beat you to death in three days! And aren’t you a gangster? Why are you working part-time as a matchmaker again!
"We work in the underworld, so we have to have a powerful elder sister to have face! Although we asked my sister-in-law to beat us this time, we are not angry at all. It was us who made the mistake, and my sister-in-law taught me the right thing! I thought to myself,
If Brother Ye and your sister-in-law sleep together, who else would dare to mess with us?"
It's a good idea, but I won't form a yin and yang duo with Xiaoqin to harm one of them.
"Compared with Miss Emily, my sister-in-law is indeed a little inferior in beauty, but now long-distance relationships are not reliable. Brother Ye, do you really believe that long-distance relationships can work?"
"Shut up! Who likes a yellow-haired girl like Amy! Is this what you mean when you say I have two feet on both sides?"
"Brother Ye, we are all brothers, so don't hide it. Let's not talk about Miss Emily. The girl who was with you in the coffee shop last time was not your sister-in-law, right? Although I only saw one.
The back view, but her hair is quite long..."
This is about squad leader Shu Sha. Why is God so blind to Xing Xing's eyes on all the good things I do?
"Anyway, Brother Ye, I will ask Uncle Zhang to make another trip to deliver your and sister-in-law's schoolbags. You still have homework to do, right? If you meet your sister-in-law at school tomorrow, tell her something good about us and let her
Don’t be angry with your brothers, okay?”
Xiaoqin will not hold a grudge against you. If I hear that you actually support her as my girlfriend, even if I can't get too close to you because of androphobia, I will treat you as a pillar of my family and protect you well.
A little later, Uncle Zhang went out again and brought me my schoolbag without fear of trouble.
I left Uncle Zhang to have a cup of tea before leaving. Uncle Zhang smiled and said that he still had some things for Miss Xiaoqin to deliver, so he didn't want to keep people waiting, and then he went out again without stopping.
I hope Xiaoqin won't cry anymore after getting the lost schoolbag and the shopping bag containing underwear from Uncle Zhang.
By the way, I wasn't the only one who was injured! Xiaoqin also received a heavy blow from me on the shoulder. At least it would be bruised, right?
Why didn't she ask the nurse to help with the treatment while she was in the orthopedic hospital? She might as well put some iodine on it!
If Aunt Ren finds out that her precious daughter has been beaten, she will be furious, right? Maybe she will come to the door with a variety of weapons and give me, a bad guy who bullies her daughter, a stick on the head, and then slap me on the head for lax discipline.
My father gave me a slap in the face and sent us two on a journey to the west, right?
But depending on the situation, Xiaoqin looked very regretful for hurting my arm, so she should have helped me hide the matter so that Aunt Ren would not find out.
After being treated by Dr. Zhao, although the pain in my left arm was relieved a lot, it seemed that it was not easy to fall asleep when I was lying in bed at night.
Xiaoqin also suffers from insomnia, right? With her injured shoulder and a melancholy look on her face, she was tossing and turning on the bed. I could almost close my eyes and imagine it.
It's so boring, why would you injure each other's body, have two people feel the pain that the other person brings to them at the same time, and make a scene that makes them sleepless all night?
Fortunately, my healing ability has reached LV5. It will only take two weeks at most to fully recover, right?
Sure enough, physical pain is nothing, it is much easier to deal with than mental pain!
What is mental pain? There are ready-made examples around me.
My father came back from outside drunk at 11 o'clock in the evening, vomited violently while holding the toilet in the bathroom, and then he fell asleep while shouting my mother's name.
I didn't forget to bring back a piece of Yangzhou fried rice from the drinking place, just in case I wanted to have a late-night snack.
It happened that I only had biscuits for dinner, so I unceremoniously cleaned up the fried rice.
Because I couldn't help Dad back to bed with one hand, I had to find a winter coat from the closet and put it on Dad in the bathroom.
I hope my dad can wake up when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
On Tuesday morning, after sobering up, my dad asked me what was wrong with my arm.
I said perfunctorily that I fell while playing on the horizontal bar, but my father was half-convinced.
"Xiaolin, didn't you fight with someone again? Don't always be with people who are brave and aggressive! If you have a narrow circle of friends, it will not be good for your future! Don't you have a lot of quiet female classmates in your class?
?You try to communicate with them, you can gain a lot of knowledge!"
Thank you dad for your kindness, but I cannot thank you enough. The injuries on my body were caused by communicating with a female classmate. If we continue to communicate with each other, I will die.
My father asked me if I could go to school because of my injury. If I couldn't go to school, he called the class teacher to ask for leave for me.
Although it was great to skip school for an excuse, I always felt that if I didn't go to school, there would be something in my heart that I couldn't let go of, so I told my dad that it was just a minor injury and it wouldn't affect my progress every day.
And I still have to run around Dongshan Lake for exercise.
Although the arm is injured, the leg is fine! If you can't overcome this little difficulty, how can you become a strong person?
And after this battle with Xiaoqin, I deeply felt my own shortcomings in ability.
Facing Xiaoqin, it seemed like I couldn't enter the berserker mode at all.
Although if we fight to the death, we can barely draw a tie with Xiao Qin, but this is not what I want.
Men are physically stronger than women, so I have nothing to be proud of by using this method to defeat the little bully who has turned into a girl.
If I just wanted to win, why not pick a duel with Xiaoqin when she was suffering from menstrual cramps? Wouldn't that mean I would win but not lose?
The new goal is not to rely on the berserker mode, but at the same time to minimize the damage and subdue Xiaoqin without any blood.
It sounds a bit like fantasy, but I believe it is entirely possible.
It only took three years for me to go from being beaten unilaterally by Xiaoqin to fighting her to a draw.
Apart from all the disadvantages of being a woman, she now does not exercise at all and looks like she is abandoning her martial arts skills, which also gives me more confidence to achieve my goal.
Three months, three months should be enough.
The next time we fight, I will defeat you in an upright and manly way!
The only thing I have to worry about is how to make Xiao Qin become a little bully next time.
Thinking of all kinds of deceptive ideas in my mind, I saw the old man in the kung fu shirt on the shore of Dongshan Lake.
He was still as energetic as ever, practicing a set of boxing techniques that looked very cool.
Seeing me running over from a distance, he stopped and nodded to me.
Looking closer, the old man probably saw my left arm hanging around my neck and wrapped in a bandage.
"Hey, young man, why are you injured? Why do you come out to exercise even though you are injured?"
For the first time, the old man took the initiative to talk to me.
Out of politeness, I slowed down and stopped in front of my old man, and replied respectfully:
"It's okay, it's just an injury I suffered in physical education class. This minor injury won't delay my training!"
The old man smoothed the five locks of his beard on his chin.
"You have injuries on the corners of your eyes, lower abdomen, and buttocks. Are your physical education classes taught by the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple?"
Eh? The old man is so old! I won’t mention the obvious injuries at the corners of my eyes, but just from my running posture, you can see that my lower abdomen and buttocks are injured!
I didn't say any secret words in front of Mingren, so I scratched my hair with my right hand and giggled a few times, confessing that I asked someone else to beat me.
The old man's eyes flashed.
"Who asked you to beat me? In the past few years, I have seen you exercising by the lake, not a thousand times but nine hundred times - are there many people on the other side?"
"Haha, old man, you don't need to worry about it! That guy is nothing special! If I work hard for another three months, I can win in custody!"
After hearing my solemn assurance, the old man's face darkened.
"If you say that, does that mean the other person is the same person? Is he older than you and taller than you?"
"No... the same age as me, much thinner than me..."
I'm embarrassed to admit it.
The old man raised his eyebrows and said, "That must be Lian Jiazi! You practice your physical strength and muscles every day, but you may not be able to beat him in the end!"
Is it so mysterious? I don't think there is such a big gap between me and Xiaoqin? But in front of the old man, I can't say that that person is actually a girl. She just acts stupid and doesn't practice every day, and becomes weaker day by day.
You will be surpassed by me one day.
The old man twirled his beard and seemed to think deeply before saying:
Chapter completed!