【1166】 On Integrity
While Amy was choosing Coke and potato chips, Zhuang Ni stood behind the cashier instead of the monitor.
Whenever a female customer came to check out, Zhuang Ni would act very reasonable, but once it was a male customer, Zhuang Ni would be as indifferent as a refrigerator.
"This type of nail polish contains too much mercury. I suggest you buy another brand, which is easily found on the same shelf."
"What's wrong? You bought so many sanitary napkins. Do you have abdominal pain during menstruation? Xiaoqin, give her some of the painkillers you often take when you have menstrual cramps...what? If you don't bring them with you, then let Xiong Yaoyue run. Go get it from your dormitory."
"The total is fifty yuan and thirty cents. Pay it quickly and don't look at me with your disgusting eyes."
"Just put the money on the table. I won't take it directly with my hands. If you have any objections to me, don't buy anything."
Lei Feng once said: Treat your comrades as warm as spring, and treat your enemies as cold and ruthless as winter. Zhuang Ni did it by treating women as warm as spring and treating men as cold and ruthless as winter.
When Zhuang Ni was filling in for the squad leader, she didn't forget to balance the quantity of red and blue chewing gum.
Probably after checking the ingredient list, I found that this chewing gum was not very good for human health, so I only recommended it to men who came to pay the bill.
"I don't have any change for you. Just get a blue chewing gum."
The otaku opposite frowned and said, "But I want the red one..."
"The red ones are not good for you." Zhuang Ni said resolutely, "Looking at your loss of energy and blood, I know that you are in urgent need of blue things. Please hurry up and don't let the people in line behind you wait."
No, according to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, you should eat red things (such as red dates) when you have both Qi and blood deficiency. You said that the other person needs blue things, are you referring to the little blue pill, Viagra?
The otaku who was secretly ridiculed for his impotence could not compete with Zhuang Ni in terms of momentum, so he had to leave with a stick of blue chewing gum.
The boy in the queue at the back seemed to be a classmate of the otaku. He took a piece of red chewing gum from Zhuang Ni unconvincingly and said, "This is fifty cents a piece, right? I want the red one."
Zhuang Ni half-squinted her eyes, pupils like black abyss emitting a strange light.
"Our store currently has a discount, the first red chewing gum is free, please eat as much as you want."
"It's so good." The other party took off the packaging and took a bite, then frowned and said, "It tastes a bit weird. It's really cheap but not good."
"It tastes weird for sure." Zhuang Ni endorsed it and said, "Because the red chewing gum was poisoned by me, and only the blue chewing gum has the antidote. How about it? Do you want to buy it? The blue ones cost one yuan each."
In fact, no matter what kind of chewing gum, there is no poison in it, their taste is just a bit weird, but the other party has preconceived ideas, and psychologically took Zhuang Ni's hint, feeling that her whole body was itchy, and it was a sign of death from poison, so she quickly bought four or five in a row. A stick of blue chewing gum was stuffed into his mouth, for fear that the amount of antidote would not be enough.
Zhuang Ni relied on forced buying and selling and bullying some people with low IQs to restore a rough balance between the number of red chewing gum and blue chewing gum.
Not only students but also teachers came to the convenience store to buy things. Our class teacher, Mr. Guo, who is super slow, came to buy a thermos cup. He saw that his students were in charge of the convenience store, so he talked to us kindly. A hello.
When he arrived at the cashier to check out, Teacher Guo took the change handed over by Zhuang Ni. After counting it, he wondered: "Hey, Zhuang Ni, you gave me an extra 20 yuan in change. Your math score is among the best. How could you do this?" What kind of mistake is this?"
Zhuang Ni calmly accepted the 20 yuan handed back by Teacher Guo, but then took out a brand new 100 yuan from the cash register and handed it to Teacher Guo.
"This is." Teacher Guo didn't understand what he meant.
"Mr. Guo, you gave me an extra 100 yuan when you paid, and the two new tickets were stuck together."
Teacher Guo blinked, wondering what kind of medicine Zhuang Ni was selling in the gourd. He muttered and slowly moved out of the convenience store door.
"Hmph." After Teacher Guo went out, Zhuang Ni said to herself, "The class essay "On Integrity" a few days ago only gave me a passing score. I want to see if he is sincere or fake. , if he hadn’t returned the extra 20 yuan that I had deliberately changed, I wouldn’t have thought about getting back the extra 100 yuan that he gave me.”
Did you deliberately test the class teacher? Because your unconventional essay was given a low mark by Teacher Guo, so you are resentful and planning to take revenge. Fortunately, Teacher Guo is more loyal, otherwise you would have lost 80 yuan for no reason.
On the other side, Amy finally picked out a can of potato chips and a bottle of Coke. The reason why she didn't buy more was because within this range, Pentheus could turn a blind eye and exceed the limit. It will be confiscated.
When we got to the checkout counter, Amy remembered that she didn't bring any cash with her when she went out today, but she was not in a hurry and asked me to pay for her.
"Haha, now you can go back and eat potato chips and drink Coke."
Amy raised her arms happily, but suddenly looked at the cashier with a curious look. Zhuang Ni was surprised and said: "Why, you haven't left after buying things, do you also want to try what it's like to be a cashier?" .”
"Nonsense, nonsense." Amy denied honestly, "I never thought about being a lowly cashier. How can I serve others with such a noble status?"
Although she said so, the eager and curious expression on Amy's face betrayed her.
"There's no shame in trying to sell things." I said next to me, "Amy, if you're willing to be the cashier, I'll be there to help you with the math. How about that."
As I spoke, I winked at Xiong Yaoyue. Xiong Yaoyue had already figured out Amy's temper and said hurriedly and humbly: "We are worried about the lack of manpower. If Miss Amy can come over and help us with the cashier, it will be a big help to us. Please do whatever you can to help."
Hearing what Xiong Yaoyue said, Amy nodded along the steps and said: "Since you are sincerely begging me, then I will reluctantly help you."
So the girl behind the cashier changed from the black-ice-like Zhuang Ni to the sunny Amy. However, Amy didn't want to stand at the checkout, so she asked me to move the chair over and sat arrogantly behind the cashier. Like a pawnshop owner.
"Hey, the principal is working as a cashier. Let's go over there and join in the fun. She might not be there in three minutes."
The two boys took the red bean bread from the shelf and walked to the checkout counter. They were all admirers of Amy, and they all knew that Amy was often passionate for three minutes, and the cashier's job would soon get boring.
Following Zhuang Ni's example of scanning the product just now, Amy scanned the red bean bread and collected the money from the two boys calmly. She was very proud to be able to do such a simple job.
The two boys were so excited that they were speechless after having close contact with the idol-level beauty. After paying the bill, they walked to the door and started talking on their mobile phones, eager to share their excitement with their friends.
"Hey, the principal is working as a cashier in a convenience store. Come here quickly. If you're one minute late, you won't be able to catch up."
"What, why should I come here when Principal He is the cashier? When she sees me, she will only scold me for not studying hard..."
"It's not Principal He Qimei, it's Principal Amy. Ye Lin and his sister have a sudden idea and are working as a cashier in a convenience store. Aren't you the vice president of the 'Amy Support Club'? This kind of opportunity comes only once in a century. Don't miss it." Don't blame me for not telling you."
"Wha, what, if there is such a thing, I will come right away and buy a dumbbell and let Principal Amy handle the payment. I will be able to smell Amy's body fragrance every time I do physical exercise in the future."
I gritted my teeth in anger after hearing some of their conversations. There is an evil organization like the "Amy Support Club" in Qingzi High School. You must have done nothing during the meeting. You were all doing it to my sister. It means obscene.
After Amy took charge of the collection, the convenience store ushered in another shopping climax, and basically boys rushed in, took an item at random, and went to check out with Amy. They also tried their best to talk to Amy. Say a word.
"Excuse me, will the paint on these dumbbells peel off?"
"Excuse me, how long does this bean paste bread last?"
"Excuse me, how long will the fragrance on this letter paper last?"
"Excuse me, does this pencil meet the requirements of the answer sheet?"
"Excuse me, are you free this afternoon? I have a movie ticket..."
Except for the last question, Amy always answered impatiently "I don't know." Even those three cold words made the other person feel like he had entered a happy dream, and he could brag to others that he had spoken to Principal Amy.
As for the last one who dared to ask Amy for a date, I looked at him from behind Amy with cannibalistic eyes, and within a few seconds he was so frightened that he ran away.
"I'm so tired and bored. I'd better sit next to you and eat potato chips."
As expected, Amy got tired of working as a cashier after a while. It happened that the monitor was worried about the situation in the store and led Obama back to the door.
"Monitor, please walk the dog for a while." I shouted to the monitor through the glass, "We can handle it here, don't worry."
However, the squad leader's sense of responsibility finally prevailed. She handed Obama over to 004 who was patrolling nearby, and returned to the team.
At noon, everyone did not order takeout, but ate hamburgers from the convenience store. Hamburgers that will expire tomorrow are always used as hidden employee benefits.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Jiang Qian and her three prospective boyfriends came to the convenience store. They originally planned to laugh at the monitor who worked part-time here, saying something like "common people's children can't rest even on holidays", but when they saw Rich Amy was eating potato chips with her legs crossed behind the squad leader as if no one else was around. Jiang Qian turned around and left with a black line on her face.
In Qingzi High School, wouldn't it be humiliating to brag about one's rich family background in front of Amy?
Chapter completed!