【1164】 Abusive play
After being beaten up by Xiong Yaoyue, Eunuch Cao just got up from the ground when Big Speaker gave him a pack of instant noodles and forced him to check out quickly.
"Obviously he is a father-in-law, but it still hurts if he is kicked down there." Big Speaker complained, "I guess he was not castrated completely. He should find a butcher to castrate him again."
"Master, my disciple has been bullied." Eunuch Cao, who was walking with his legs crossed in pain, came to me and complained.
I rolled my eyes at him: "You didn't bring this on yourself. After paying the bill, leave as soon as possible. If you talk like a slut, your life will be in danger."
Eunuch Cao had no choice but to take the instant noodles to the squad leader to check out. The squad leader quickly scanned the barcode of the product. It seemed that he had worked part-time here before, and he looked familiar.
"Hello, the total is 11.5 yuan. Do you need a plastic bag?"
When Eunuch Cao saw that the monitor was performing his duties so seriously, he rolled his eyes and couldn't help but said scornfully: "Squad monitor, you are really unqualified to be a cashier here, although I have seen very beautiful ones in some big supermarkets. Cashier sister, you were not as serious as the monitor when you were cashing out for me. It’s great that I came to the convenience store to buy something today.”
There seems to be nothing wrong with the above paragraph, but Eunuch Cao deliberately made his words unclear and pronounced the cashier sister as "masturbator sister". By analogy, you will know how bad that paragraph is.
How could the class monitor not hear that Eunuch Cao was talking mean words again? She raised her eyebrows and suddenly said, "I have always been against violence against classmates, but today I don't mind making an exception for you. I can let Ye Lin beat me up." You, let the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department beat you, let Geng Yuhong beat you, let Xiong Yaoyue beat you, or in other words, you actually want me to let Zhuang Ni beat you."
"Don't, don't look for Zhuang Ni." Eunuch Cao was sweating like rain. "If it were Zhuang Ni, it would definitely not end with a beating. Maybe I would be castrated. I Check out right away and I'll leave right away."
After the troublesome Eunuch Cao fled in panic, a few serious customers gradually came in.
"Hey, all students are working as store clerks today." Someone sighed, but they were not too surprised. The school's convenience stores and cafes accept part-time jobs from students, and this is part of the practical course.
As long as there are no particularly annoying customers, the work in a convenience store is not considered arduous. It is nothing more than sorting out the products that have been messed up by customers from time to time, or answering some inquiries about which shelf a certain product is placed on. It is easy and even boring.
"Isn't it a bit too much to have nine clerks in such a small supermarket? No wonder none of them were willing to work and ended up having conflicts," I said.
Xiong Yaoyue clicked her tongue and said: "I don't know about small supermarkets. Life in a big supermarket is not easy. Women are used as men and men are used as beasts. Let alone purchasing and placing goods, just picking up orphans can tire you half to death." .”
"Orphan" is a slang term in supermarkets. It refers to products that customers have taken off the shelves and then gave up on buying. Many supermarkets will set up an "orphan area" in an inconspicuous place. If you see it, don't think so. There were children abandoned by their parents.
"From what you say, you seem to have worked in a supermarket." I asked, "When did you go there? Wouldn't it be more profitable to help Amy run errands? Why do you have to work in a supermarket?"
"Haha, I can't help it. The buddies I met in the Internet cafe were going to work in the supermarket. They said that working with men and women wouldn't be tiring, so they called me in. But the supermarket was too dark, and I was still very tired in the end... "
While they were talking, the monitor ran into trouble at the cashier. He didn't have enough change to give customers.
"Which of you has some change? Help me change it." The monitor asked everyone for help.
"With prices so expensive these days, who can carry so many zeros on them?"
Everyone was complaining and looking for it, but in the end they only came up with 20 yuan and 46 cents in change.
"This classmate," the monitor said to the customer who was waiting for change, "I don't have five cents in change for the time being. Can you accept a stick of chewing gum instead?"
"Okay, okay." The other person was a junior in the first year of high school. He looked at the monitor with admiring eyes throughout the whole process. I even suspected that he didn't take out the change on purpose and wanted to spend more time in front of the monitor.
"Then I'll take this red one." He took one stick from the chewing gum box, took his other products and left.
It is a joy to see customers willing to accept chewing gum in change, but the monitor fell silent looking at the two chewing gum boxes on the cashier.
Hey, isn't it because the obsessive-compulsive disorder has recurred? I just managed to keep the number of red and blue chewing gums in the two boxes consistent. Now one red one has been taken away, and there are more blue ones.
After paying the bills for the three customers who were waiting in line, the monitor quietly took another blue chewing gum and put it in his own plastic bag, keeping the balance of the number of gums in the two boxes.
The convenience store opened from 7:30 to 9:00, and gradually got back on track. There was enough change in the cash register, but there were more and more blue chewing gum in the squad leader's plastic bag, and there were already more than ten sticks.
"Why do everyone only choose red chewing gum?" The squad leader, who likes blue, was very puzzled. "They are obviously the same brand and the same flavor, but they are produced in different batches."
"Why don't you hide the red chewing gum first?" I suggested. "Only blue chewing gum is available, and the quantity will be balanced quickly."
"No." The squad leader stubbornly shook his head, "I can't deceive customers. This kind of chewing gum is not expensive anyway. There are more blue ones than red ones, so I just take them all out and put them in my own plastic bag."
Alas, I really don’t understand the world of patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
On the other side, Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai were sitting at the reception desk drinking tea, and finally welcomed their first customer.
It was a boy wearing small round glasses. He was not tall and seemed to be afraid of the cold. He wore thicker clothes than others.
"Can you help me pack this porcelain cup? I'm going to take the subway later, and I'm worried that it will be smashed on the subway."
Zhuang Ni looked at the boy with cold eyes from behind the counter, while Gong Caicai stammered in response: "Okay, okay, I have been practicing for a long time and I will pack it for you now. Please wait a moment."
So Gong Caicai took out the kraft paper and wrapped the porcelain cup, and then wrapped a plastic rope around it. Due to lack of skill and nervousness, the work was not finished for five minutes.
"Um, can you hurry up?" The boy looked at his watch and urged, "I have an appointment, I can't be late..."
"Yes, I'm sorry, I was too stupid." Gong Caicai apologized to the boy very remorsefully, but Zhuang Ni next to her stopped.
Zhuang Ni raised her eyes and said in a completely contemptuous tone: "My Caicai helps you work, how dare you be dissatisfied? Why don't you take a piss and look at your own virtue? You are as short as a winter melon and a watermelon with no personality." Your eyes look so small when you wear glasses, and the porcelain cup you chose has a drooling Snoopy painted on it. This shows how poor your artistic taste is. You don’t even have the qualifications to be a human being, and you still dare to criticize Give me advice at the service desk, take your cup and leave quickly, or I will inhumanely destroy you."
The boy's confidence was completely shattered by Zhuang Ni's sharp eyes and ruthless poisonous tongue. He even forgot to take the cup and ran away in tears.
"Woooooo~~~I am not a watermelon head, nor am I a short winter melon."
I quickly patted Xiong Yaoyue and said to her: "Hurry up and catch up with the cup. At least let him take the cup away. If he complains to the principal, it will damage the reputation of our sophomore (3) class."
The squad leader criticized Zhuang Ni a few times for this matter. Gong Caicai apologetically took the responsibility on herself, saying that if she hadn't been slow, she wouldn't have let Zhuang Ni quarrel with the other party.
This is not a quarrel, it's just that the other party was scolded by Zhuang Ni.
What no one expected was that after seeing the boy slumping at the service counter, several more boys came to Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai with weird products and asked for service. They also made rude remarks when they came up, which led Zhuang Ni to throw them away. Suddenly scolded.
"You scum that are worse than microorganisms, please don't appear in front of me again."
I was surprised to find that these boys had smiles on their faces after they left the service desk, so I followed them for a while and listened to them whispering after they walked out of the convenience store: "It's so cool to be scolded by a beautiful woman. She looked at me with disdain and compared me to rubbish. My excited brain vessels were about to explode."
"Yes, yes, although Principal Amy also likes to curse, she has a lolita figure after all and lacks Zhuang Ni's scolding momentum."
Let me tell you, they are a group of perverts. Although I have long known that some people especially like to be scolded by beautiful women, I never expected to meet them on campus. It turns out that they went to the service desk to cause trouble just to scold them.
It is said that modern society is about the beauty economy. With the monitor serving at the cashier and Zhuang Ni cursing at the service counter, it actually attracted more male customers to buy goods than before, and the turnover hit a new high.
"I understand, these people are just looking for scolding." Zhuang Ni quickly understood the mentality of the boys who came to the service desk to return or exchange goods, "Cai Cai, my throat is a little dry, please bring the teapot to the loudspeaker, Can you ask her to refill your water?"
Gong Caicai was afraid that she would be left alone at the service desk, so she hurriedly hugged the teapot and said, "Okay, please wait a moment, I'll be back soon."
Zhuang Ni crossed her index fingers, raised her chin, and looked down at me and other male creatures moving in the store with the corner of her eyes.
"You despicable men, you actually feel excited when you are insulted..."
Gong Caicai, who went to store water for black tea, had an accident.
Zhuang Ni asked Gong Caicai to ask Da Xiao for help. She was originally worried about her walking around with the teapot, but Gong Caicai saw Da Xiao being arranging mops in the corner of the room. She was too embarrassed to disturb her, so she held the tea pot and carefully put the hot water bottle towards her. Walked past the place.
Unexpectedly, at a corner, a girl who was picking snacks collided with Gong Caicai. Gong Caicai screamed and lost her balance. The teapot in her hand flew high and was about to fall to the marble floor. .
Really, why don't you put the teapot on your head? As long as you put the teapot on your head, your center of gravity will be stable. Gong Caicai, why don't you understand?
I suddenly realized that Gong Caicai might have been a rabbit in her previous life. In this life, she has to carry something on her head to walk better, maybe because she deeply misses the rabbit ears she lost.
Chapter completed!