"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman". This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese H-cartoon. Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"

"Don't refuse so easily." Director Cao said disappointedly, "Look at how many exciting lines there are in Octopus Man, such as this one: 'Devil, please tell me the location of the time bomb, or I will use My tentacles torture you to the point where you are unable to survive or die. These tentacles of justice will bravely push forward even into the moistest and darkest abyss and never look back."

"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Don't say it. I will never act in this film. Just find whoever you want to act. "

Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ear and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster"..."

Go away, damn this script, please give me humane destruction as soon as possible. You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama.

Director Cao did not give up and read me the script of "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King".

"In this film, you have to fight against the "Zhensun Group", a violent group composed of Japanese ronin..."

"Who picked the name? I've never been more inferior to this one. It doesn't matter if it sounds like such a weak enemy."

Seeing that I was also very dissatisfied with "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King", Director Cao felt aggrieved.

"Little Ye Zi, this film is the most reasonable. It is more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas shown on TV. Think about it. Our army has become a martial arts and the Japanese invaders have become a ninja. Look how balanced this is. You I think the name of the Zhensun Group is not nice. I think it can be changed. I originally thought that the Zhensun Group looks like a samurai group and not a ninja group. The name is a little inappropriate..."

After I rejected a lot of scripts, Director Cao fiercely took out what was at the bottom of the box.

"Little Ye Zi, I bet you are interested in this script. I carefully selected it from more than a hundred scripts, and I think whoever stars in this movie will definitely leave a mark in the history of Chinese films. One stroke."

When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script, "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".

I flipped through two pages and saw that the lines inside were like this:

"The Prime Minister's mission is to save China."

"Find a way to deal with Godzilla quickly, Prime Minister."

"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them. Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people."

"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans have arrived. They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the Universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth. You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world. Please be sure to win. .”

"Prime Minister, Prime Minister, you have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west. We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people."

Not only are the lines fully written, but the ending song is also written.

"Prime Minister's Conditions"

Crossroads we have walked through

The smoke of Marxism-Leninism still remains

and the millions of martyrs of New China

The silent whisper of the Great Wall of flesh and blood

The air is filled with the madness of military killing fists

Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go?

until the last breath of life

Let me tell you, this script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai, and the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi. This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television?

"This is indeed a problem." Director Cao sighed, "It's rare that this script was written and sent by an enthusiastic audience, and it was stated on it that I would only accept you as the starring role."

The enthusiastic audience nominated me to be the leading actor. With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".

Sure enough, it was written by Xiao Qin. No wonder the style of the script is so familiar. I know you have always been thinking about my desire to be a martial arts star when I was a child. I am also very grateful that you took the time to write a script for me after updating the comics, but this kind of Let alone the script being made into a movie and released to the public, even if you draw it into a comic, it will be easily harmonized.

After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, should play the male lead in "Octopus Man".

"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After he became popular after appearing in "The Stand", his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."

Humph, you yourself know that whoever plays Octopus will lose fashion points, so why don't you recommend it to me?

I told Director Cao not to worry, I had my own way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.

"Master Xu, if you have time to be a naked demon, why not accept another movie directed by Cao. The male lead in "Octopus Man" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Can you accept it?" Pick it up, if you don't pick it up, it will be very difficult for me to do."

With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process. After all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".

The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even an albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. The Witch on the Shoulders left a deep impression on the movie audience, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher every day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also often inferior to monkeys.

While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake adult products that I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.

The massage sticks that once caused rumors about Qingzi High School girls, I threw them into the garbage dump far away from the school at night.

As for the leaky inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality If you don't have enough, just make up the quantity and form a rainbow seven-man team with your friends to run naked together.

Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. Officer Ma specifically came to ask me if I provided the inflatable dolls that these people carried while streaking.

"I gave it to them, but I don't know what they are going to use it for."

I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave Officer Ma a half-asleep face.

"Shameful." Probably because there was no solid evidence, Officer Ma could only shout to me, "The moral standards of the entire Dongshan City have been lowered by you."

The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.

The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. It was so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.

"You bastard." I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's clear that you want to harm me. .”

"It's unfair, Brother Ye Lin. The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up. I didn't treat you to food..."

After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has developed more towards a woman. His whining voice made me very uneasy.

"How dare you talk back."

In this way, dormitory 222 spent another meaningful day amidst Shu Zhe's screams.

It's almost late October, and the weather in Dongshan City is getting colder. Everyone in Qingzi High School has added the inner lining that comes with the school uniform. Girls also have black velvet stockings for autumn and winter, although the transparency is not as transparent as stockings. , but it is also a beautiful scenery when viewed from a distance.

It was another weekend, because Zhuang Ni’s birthday (that is, Halloween) was coming soon, and the monitor was secretly preparing to celebrate her birthday. At this time, the principal He Qimei came to the monitor and said:

"Shusha, you did a good job in your previous part-time job at the Gardener's Cottage. I'm sorry that you didn't continue it. There was something wrong with the staff duty schedule in the campus convenience store this Sunday, and as a result, not a single clerk came to work. I remembered that you helped out in a convenience store when you were a freshman in high school. Could you please call a few classmates you trust to help the school run the convenience store for a day?"

The class monitor had some reasons for quitting his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was also embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.

What's even more outrageous is that one time, Xiaoqin stayed up late drawing comics and drank a new refreshing drink. It turned out that this drink contained trace amounts of alcohol. After being exposed to bwk, Xiaoqin, who was already a poor drinker, became easier to drink. After getting drunk, Xiaoqin showed up as a little bully. She threw the paintings all over the floor and woke up the squad leader who finally fell asleep to squeeze her shoulders. If the squad leader didn't agree, he would use his fists to scare her. She spent another night as a bully.

Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't like her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory every night to sleep with Gong Caicai, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.

Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased the scholarships for outstanding students in order to achieve good results in the college entrance examination for Qingzi High School. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.

"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow. Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order."

Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

===Separator line for popularity rankings===

Group A, the biggest change yesterday was that [Sticking Pot Wushuang] voted for Mr. Xu’s May monthly vote and 2020 VIP vote. I really didn’t expect that Mr. Xu became a big monthly vote user, and after getting so many votes, Mr. Xu The gym owner suddenly jumped from Group C to seventh in Group A, ahead of Zha Ye and second only to Zhuang Ni.

In addition, [sticky pot Wushuang] also voted 1,000 VIP votes for Xiaoqin, trying to narrow the gap between Xiaoqin and the squad leader, but then there were 1,055 VIP and 2 monthly votes from [Anonymous 14082602044565] who voted for the squad leader, plus the previous [ [Late Loli] voted for the squad leader in January. The squad leader still maintains the advantage and is close to the 80,000 mark.

Group B is relatively stable, Xiao Yin is first, Obama is second, and non-human beings are killing everyone in Group B.
Chapter completed!