【1132】 Decoy plan
I think Xiaoqin is so actively helping the squad leader practice her spoken English because she probably has no good intentions.
It would be fine if the person sharing the same dormitory with Xiaoqin is someone else. Pooh is not only Xiaoqin’s only best friend, but also Xiaoqin’s assistant in drawing comics (although they do very simple work). What if Pooh and the monitor were exchanged? If it is a month, it can certainly improve the speaking level for the squad leader, but it will definitely be a loss for Xiaoqin.
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not be able to take advantage of the squad leader just like that.
"No, let's forget it." The squad leader backed down, "I just had a whim, because I once planned to implement the 'English speaking practice in the dormitory' plan with Cai Cai, but it turned out that Cai Cai was too shy and failed. So... In addition, everyone's dormitory cabinets have many things that are used every day. It is too troublesome to move them around, and others will mess them up if they are left in the same place..."
"It doesn't matter." Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are already very messy. Monitor, if you are willing to clean them up for me, you are more than welcome."
The muscles at the corner of the monitor's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid you will mess up my things...
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiaoqin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took a part-time job in the school's soilless plantation, and you would go to the gardener's cabin to spend the night every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you go to the gardener's hut, monitor, I'll move in with you, so we can start having fun speaking English."
The monitor looked embarrassed, "Although this is good for me, it is very inconvenient for you."
"It's not inconvenient." Xiaoqin said, "The lights in the dormitory are turned off at 11 o'clock, but many times I only have the inspiration to draw comics at night. Monitor, your gardener's cabin has electricity all night, right? I can just come up with ideas there. Comic draft."
"But if you stay up late, it will drag down tomorrow's study..."
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science. If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin support me after I graduate from high school. Doesn't that matter?"
The monitor looked at me and then at Xiaoqin, and sighed, "Even if I don't let you come to the gardener's hut, you will stay up late with a flashlight in the dormitory, right? In that case, come and follow me if you want. Let's work together, but although the gardener's cabin is large, it only has one bed..."
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... …”
Who can guarantee that you didn't? Would you sit up in the middle of the night and strangle the squad leader to death? In this way, you can kill the second female lead once and for all, right?
Seeing that Xiaoqin was so active in improving her speaking ability, the monitor couldn't refuse, so Xiaoqin got the right to sleep with the monitor every now and then.
"There's nothing special you need to pay attention to when sleeping with Xiaoqin."
The monitor came specifically to ask me after school.
Because the squad leader knew that Xiaoqin had been disguising herself as a male since she was a child, and she still has some sequelae, so she was a little worried.
"It shouldn't matter." I could only answer the monitor with a question, "Although Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder has not fully recovered, it still won't cause her to treat herself as a man and touch you. As long as you are careful not to let Just drink, Xiaoqin."
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time when Xiao Qin was drunk, not only did she hug her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader said worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
"It's okay." I reassured the squad leader, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Pavilion, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
"What, is that the actor who played the second male lead in "The Stand"? Ye Lin, do you have evidence?"
I spread my hands and said, "I caught him when he was an underwear thief. The video of the two of us fighting each other that was circulated on the Internet was me preventing him from committing crimes. As for whether he is a naked demon, I There is currently no conclusive evidence, but the probability given by the causal calculation program is 89.25%."
The monitor lowered her eyes and thought quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School. This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse. It’s bigger.”
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to prevent the number of victims from increasing... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" The squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be the bait."
The squad leader has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean any dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
I shook my head, "According to my information, it seems that the exposed demon will not harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is easy to impress others. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it will be difficult to appear in front of you a second time."
"Then do you want Pooh to go?"
The monitor gave the second choice.
"Pooh..." I said with a grimace, "Pooh doesn't look like a lady in all public places. It's hard for perverts to choose her as their target."
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
This is the third choice for monitor.
It must be said that the squad leader's nominations are very scientific. Whether it is herself, Winnie or Xiaoqin, they are all beings who will not run out of blood after being amplified by the exposed demon. If Gong Caicai is used as bait, even if they are caught Exposed demons will also leave a huge psychological shadow on Gong Caicai.
"Neither can Xiaoqin." After careful consideration, I analyzed it with the squad leader, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
After rejecting three candidates in a row, the squad leader also encountered difficulties.
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
Zhuang Ni hated men extremely, so it was really difficult for her to be the bait. Even if she did it for the squad leader's sake, there was no guarantee that she wouldn't castrate the naked demon when the incident happened.
The big speaker is too fat, so I'm afraid it won't attract the interest of the body-revealing demon (it's a different matter if it's the version of her that has successfully lost weight).
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the squad leader's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and rushed to the doctor and said: "How about we try to disguise ourselves as women."
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you have finally discovered your brother’s talent, so I smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup to see if I can seduce the naked demon..."
Monitor, how dissatisfied are you with society? How could you come up with such a bad idea? Not to mention my crippled face, I am 1.8 meters tall and as strong as an ox. Whose girl can grow up like that? I'm like this. You pushed me into the street disguised as a man, did you want to hurt everyone's eyes?
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
"Monitor, just because the exposed demon carries a telescope, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by. Obviously the most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is Shu Zhe..."
When I mentioned her brother's name, the squad leader's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in her tone.
"I have told you not to encourage Xiaozhe's hobby of wearing women's clothing. He is too delicate and unmanly. I am already very worried. How can I ask him to wear women's clothing?"
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for bait, at least not within the second grade (3) class... Then we have to wait for two days, and I will ask the people I know who are No one wants to be used as bait."
"Listening to what you said, it seems like you know a lot of girls outside of school."
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior in high school. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
That night I contacted He Ling and Su Qiao respectively and asked them if they had time to help me hunt down the pervert of the naked demon.
As a result, He Ling said that she had joined the tennis club and was quite busy with club activities. It was okay to be my bait for one night occasionally, but not for several nights in a row.
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
"Well, I'm afraid that even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
Chapter completed!