According to Xiong Yaoyue's idea, the process of self-defense training for the girls in my class should be as follows:

I came to the classroom alone early in the morning. Whenever a girl entered the classroom, I stretched my arms forward and slowly moved toward the girl like a zombie. The girl could follow the instructions in "Practical Self-Defense Techniques for Women" The professor's method used me to develop his unique skills and skills, and achieved the goal of practicing every day, reviewing the past and learning new things.

Considering that the training effect may be limited with only me as a sparring partner, Xiong Yaoyue also suggested that all boys (as long as they are taller than the shortest girl) join this plan, so that in the physical education class, the students in the class can be divided into two groups, male and female, for super training. Practical "fighting against perverts" training.

It’s so shameful. Outsiders can’t tell that this is training to fight back against perverts. Instead, they would think that we are cosplaying “Plants vs. Zombies”. And who can guarantee that the wretched boys headed by Eunuch Cao will not deliberately touch the girls’ breasts? Who can? I guarantee that the female men headed by Xiong Yaoyue will not kick the boys' balls to pieces.

Fortunately, the class monitor was sensible enough and rejected Xiong Yaoyue's unreliable proposal. He only asked female students who were interested in women's self-defense to practice in teams with each other, without involving male students.

The next day was the weekend, and my dad called me and asked me if I had time to go back to the warehouse and help sort out the accumulated adult supplies. He was a physics teacher and needed to prepare lessons, so he couldn't get away.

I wish that my father could cheer up and become a high school teacher. I will definitely do my best to relieve my father from worries.

"Don't worry, dad. Although our original home is used as a warehouse, I still miss it a lot. I will go back today to help you take a look."

Ever since I had an accident two years ago and fell into a coma and became a vegetative state, my father has not had much control over the affairs of the Happy Valley adult products store. Uncle Fireball and Director Cao have been helping me.

Now my father has gone to teach in high school, and Director Cao's film career is gradually getting on track. As one of the shareholders, Uncle Huoqiu has actually become the leader of the Happy Valley adult products store. He also has a key to my warehouse and often comes to deliver goods. .

But today he is not here, but went to other places to negotiate with people about becoming the only agent of Nalone brand in Dongshan City, so I became the only living person among the adult products in the valley.

The word "mountain of piles" is not an exaggeration at all when used to describe the adult products in the warehouse.

It is clear that this house has been lived here for many years, but now it is almost impossible to see its original appearance because of the piles of goods everywhere (even the interior doors have been removed to facilitate the transportation of goods).

As soon as I entered the big house, I found a female corpse lying on the ground, which almost scared me to the point of peeing.

The naked body of the girl, who showed no signs of life, was packed in a black plastic bag from the chest down. It was a murder scene that was about to be destroyed.

What the hell is going on here? Could it be that Uncle Fireball, you finally got the idea and took the risk, brutally insulted and killed a girl, and then absconded in fear of crime under the pretext of negotiating agency matters?

Why would you do such a thing? I don’t know how sad the squad leader would be if you did such a thing. Instead of killing someone, you might as well just blow Shu Zhe’s anus.

After calming down and taking a closer look, I realized that it was not a real person, but a highly realistic silicone doll.

Two years ago, when my father purchased the goods from a colleague, he also included three high-end physical dolls worth tens of thousands. Later, only two of them were sold. The third one was mistakenly shipped due to an accident during air cargo transportation. It was sent to a warehouse in Iceland for a while, and then was sent back to us, so that it just returned to our hands.

Speaking of which, the silver-haired twin-tailed Lolita doll in front of me really looked a bit like Amy, which made me feel guilty. I quickly put her head in a plastic bag and walked out of the big house.

According to my father's instructions, I must throw away all expired and defective goods and not put them up for sale on the website. Uncle Huoqiu is dissatisfied with my father's overly honest approach and thinks that defective goods can still be sold. , the most you can do is inform the customer in advance that it is a defective product and sell it cheaper.

My dad solemnly educated me and my Uncle Qiu about this, saying: "I have never intentionally purchased counterfeit goods. It's just that when I purchased a large amount of goods from the same industry, it was inevitable that there would be a mixture of good and bad, and some fake and shoddy goods were mixed in. Now I'm more If you two have time, pick out those fake and shoddy products and throw them away. Don’t damage the brand of our Happy Valley adult products store..."

It can be seen that although my father has become less and less involved in the management of the adult products store under Aunt Ren's instructions, he still has some feelings for the Happy Valley brand that he created.

I am following my father's orders, and while Uncle Fireball is away, I plan to take away a handful of goods of poor quality from here, and then throw them away a little at each garbage station.

The first is the massage stick that my dad mentioned, which will leak electricity slightly during use. Although Uncle Huoqiu said that this kind of thing can be labeled as "vibration and electric shock dual stimulation" and sold online, my dad firmly rejected it.

"This is a rechargeable lithium battery. Haven't you heard that some mobile phone lithium batteries will explode? Since it leaks, it is not a good sign. If it explodes during use, the consequences will be disastrous. What if the customer is shy and doesn't have it?" If you seek medical treatment in time, you may die."

I had a deep memory of what my dad had said about the leaky massage sticks, so I found all five of them and put these potentially "explosive" things into the cardboard box.

Next came two large packs of delayed wipes. Because the shelf life was about to expire, my dad told me to throw them away quickly, otherwise they would definitely be used as gifts for online shopping by Uncle Fireball.

The most difficult thing to deal with is the seven inflatable dolls that need to be tested (the price is very low compared to the physical dolls). According to my father, this brand of inflatable dolls are prone to air leakage, and even transportation and storage may cause visible defects on their surfaces. The only way to detect the visible holes is to blow them up to see if there is any air leakage.

Dad told me that among the "Seven Fairies", the outermost one that has been unpacked is the most suspected of leaking. If it doesn't leak after I blow it up, it means that the remaining six can be sold normally. , if the air leaks after I blow it up, then I might as well throw away these dolls, anyway, the original purchase price was very low.

I looked at the limp humanoid thing I pulled out of the package and couldn't help but frown.

Most people may not know that adult products such as inflatable dolls were originally invented by the German Nazis.

In order to pursue the illusory "pure Aryan" index, the Nazis had strict quantitative indicators for skin color, hair color, eye color, and head length. They not only massacred Jews, Gypsies, and Slavs, but also recruited people who met Aryan conditions. Men and women gave birth to pure Aryan babies out of wedlock. In order to prevent "Aryans" from having sex with other races that would lead to bloodline deterioration, inflatable dolls were also invented to help solve physiological problems.

Perhaps it is precisely because the inflatable dolls were invented by the Germans who lacked taste, so compared with the physical dolls that are comparable to real people, the inflatable dolls are simply a disaster in the history of adult products. According to me, this thing should be driven into 18 levels of hell and sealed. It’s no exaggeration to say that it’s the deepest part of Pandora’s Box.

Inflatable dolls are super cheating whether they are blown up or not. They look like a lump of human skin in your hand. The face of the inflatable doll is also a tragedy. The eyes are O-shaped, the mouth is O-shaped, and I wish even the nose was O-shaped. It's very stylish, and the one wearing heavy makeup looks like a McDonald's clown. People who can masturbate to this thing can definitely watch the McDonald's commercial as a pornographic film.

Moreover, the inflatable doll in my hand is extremely immoral. The designer may have taken the wrong medicine or had a bad taste, but he actually placed the inflatable mouth between the doll’s legs, which seems to be imitating a certain sensitive organ of women.

What's even more annoying is that its inflating mouth doesn't match the pump in my warehouse. It's one size smaller than the mouthpiece of my pump.

"Damn it." In order to fulfill my father's instructions, I actually had to use my mouth to blow up this inflatable doll. I felt so embarrassed and shameful. Fortunately, no one else saw it...

"Suddenly,..."

I held the two legs of the inflatable doll and had just blown it out into a rough human shape when I heard someone screaming in my ear:

"Oh my God, classmate Ye Lin, what are you doing? I didn't expect you to have such a hobby."

I followed the sound and found that Xiaoqin had come to the house at some point. She was holding a warehouse key exactly like mine.

Did you follow me here? The warehouse here is filled with adult products. It’s not like you don’t know. As a girl, don’t come here.

"Classmate Ye Lin, how can you point your mouth at that?" Xiaoqin was very excited and wanted to reach out and take the inflatable doll away from me.

But when I was halfway through blowing, I didn't want to give up halfway, so I just glared at her and continued blowing.

Seeing that I was focusing on blowing and ignoring her, Xiaoqin's voice gradually became quieter.

"Even if you really like to kiss there, don't kiss a plastic doll..."

I still ignored her and concentrated on my work.

"If, if you, classmate Ye Lin, like it very much and you can't do it without doing it... you might as well... just give it to me and give it a kiss."

Xiaoqin closed her eyes tightly and shouted to me with great determination.

I was so angry that I threw the inflatable doll aside. It hissed and breathed out, and it deflated after a while.

Xiaoqin didn't realize her serious mistake and stared at me with a face full of confusion.

I was waiting for her to apologize to me, but unexpectedly she glanced at the inflatable doll that was lying limply on the ground with a blush on her face.

"Could it be that classmate Ye Lin wants to kiss me now? Does she want me to put on the same shameful posture as her now?"
Chapter completed!