【1111】 The death of Shu Zhe
"I understand. I will explain to the causal calculation program that from now on, unless human life is at stake, I will not let her search for you or other people I am familiar with again. I swear on the name of my father."
The monitor knew my father's position in my heart, and when he heard me swear such a strong oath, he had nothing to say for a moment.
After a long while, she asked with concern: "The cause and effect calculation program has repeatedly invaded other people's computers. Won't it leave traces that could be discovered by others? Will you be arrested as a person involved in the case?"
I couldn't help laughing and said: "Why, if I am arrested, monitor, will you be responsible for delivering food to me?"
"Why should I deliver food to you?" The monitor's tone was unnatural, "Xiaoqin is your adopted sister, so it is justifiable for her to deliver food to you. Besides, you have your biological sister Amy. If she wants to do it herself, I’ll give you the rice, and there’s no reason for me to overstep my bounds…”
Damn it, don’t mention Amy’s cooking skills. I can still eat the food Xiaoqin brings to me. If it’s the dark food Amy brings, I will die gloriously. At that time, I will have nothing but to "wash my face and die" ", "Hide and seek to death" and "Sleep to death", there is another fashionable word called "feeding to death".
"Don't worry, squad leader, the cause and effect calculation program itself is a piece of code. Her hacking ability is unimaginable to humans. All the computers she has hacked will completely erase the traces of the intrusion after achieving her goal. Even senior computer engineers cannot check it. Come up with a reason."
"Huh, that doesn't mean you can check other people's privacy unscrupulously." Seeing my pride in the conversation, the monitor immediately slapped me on the head without mercy.
Next, the squad leader asked me when the Yin Yang San Shou thing would come to an end, and how long would I go on in order to promote Yin Yang San Shou.
I thought about it carefully and replied to the squad leader: "I don't have any long-term plans yet, but in the future I will try my best to show real materials and gradually reduce my boasting behavior. Tonight I said I wanted to punch the moon because I was forced to do so." Unfortunately, the situation at that time could easily lead to pushing and stampeding, so if I don’t focus everyone’s attention, how can I get out?”
The squad leader put on a slightly angry tone, "It's not like you're self-inflicted. In my opinion, you should quickly find a few people with good qualifications, teach them Yin-Yang Sanshou, and let them spread Yin-Yang Sanshou for you. Well, why go into battle yourself? It’s very dangerous to pretend to be a ghost..."
I couldn't help but vomited my bitterness and said: "I think so too, but it's so easy to meet people with good qualifications. Carrying forward Yin Yang Sanshou is after all what Mr. Ren asked before his death. I feel uneasy if I don't go into battle myself. At least I You have to deal with the challenge from Zhonghai Wenwu School, right? Even if there is no Yin Yang Sanshou incident, in the two years before I was gone, Zhonghai Wenwu School did not bully our Qingzi High School people. If I don’t teach them a lesson, they will not You will learn to behave."
"Mere violence can't solve any problem." The squad leader thought for a while and then said to me: "Xiao Zhe will not go back to dormitory 222 tonight. He thinks you have been snoring in the past two days. It was too loud and kept him insomnia, so he will sleep at my place tonight."
I was shocked, "What, sleeping with you, what will Gong Caicai do?"
The class monitor was puzzled, "Cai Cai and I sleep in the dormitory. Is there any problem?"
"Ah, you mean to let Shu Zhe sleep in the girls' dormitory with you and Gong Caicai. How is this possible? Even if Shu Zhe is your brother, you can't sleep in the same dormitory with him, and you have to catch up with Gong Caicai. Cai,, I don’t like this kind of good thing..."
"You don't care." The squad leader's tone suddenly turned cold, "Don't think so dirty, okay? I said Xiaozhe will sleep here tonight, which means he will sleep in the soilless plantation where I work part-time. How could I let him sleep in the girls' dormitory in the gardener's cabin?"
"So, that's it." I said with embarrassment, "I was just pretending to be stupid and joking, hahaha..."
But he thought in his heart: Shu Zhe really used his sister as a protective shield. Although the gardener's cabin is far away from the girls' dormitory, it belongs to the squad leader after all. I'd better not go there in the middle of the night to ask Shu Zhe about the whereabouts of bwk, otherwise I will never It would be bad if someone sees me and makes up rumors that I can't live without Shu Zhe for one night.
"Xiao Zhe said that you have been snoring like crazy in the past two days. Do you have any respiratory disease? If you are fine, drink some rock sugar and snow pear soup. You can also drink honey and green tea. If you are too lazy to do it, you can tell me. I The raw materials are readily available in the gardener's cottage..."
"Monitor, although I appreciate your concern, I must say that I don't snore at all. I never snore. You know this."
The monitor's tone suddenly felt uncomfortable, "You, why would I know whether you snore or not?"
It seemed that the monitor definitely didn't want to mention the time I had a bad cold and hugged him like a pillow all night.
"Anyway, Xiaozhe is going to sleep in the gardener's hut tonight. I think he looks like he is afraid that you will go to him... Have you quarreled with him? If Xiaozhe does something bad, you can directly Tell me, don't use violence directly against him, okay?"
If I hadn't taken advantage of the situation and asked you to call me brother, then I originally planned to tell you about bwk, but in this situation, I had to find another way. I couldn't get the bwk request stolen by Shu Zhe through the squad leader. Back.
"I understand, monitor, if Shu Zhe wants to sleep outside, he can sleep outside. I can just use my phone to record the sound in the dormitory to see if I am really snoring after falling asleep."
"Well, snoring is a serious health warning. If you really find yourself snoring, be sure to tell me and I will help you with dietary therapy."
After hanging up the phone, I felt a little tired after exercising my muscles tonight, so I simply took a shower and went to bed.
Shu Zhe can hide from the first day of junior high school but not from the fifteenth day. He can escape from the monk but cannot escape from the temple. I don't believe that he will live with his sister from now on and never come back.
Go back to your parents' house after being bullied a little bit, let's see how good you are.
Early the next morning, before most of the students (including the handsome Ye Lin) had gotten up, Shu Zhe washed his face and brushed his teeth early, looked in the mirror, dressed himself up, and walked out in high spirits. cabin.
His route was carefully designed to ensure that he would not meet anyone he knew who would talk to him.
Under the third vent on the west side of the library, Shu Zhe found the bottle of bwk he had hidden here from the crack in the wall, with a smile on his face that showed success in his conspiracy.
"Hmph, Brother Ye Lin must be planning to torture me even more cruelly tonight. In that case, don't blame me for attacking first."
Shu Zhe looked at the small bottle of bwk contained in the throat clearing and throat spray that could be hidden in the palm of his hand, and the smile on his face became more sinister.
"Brother Ye Lin not only sprayed my sister with bwk, I also saw her spray Gong Caicai, and then Gong Caicai ran out in tears. Although I didn't hear what they said clearly, I must have called my sister His brother behaves similarly..."
"Is it really what I thought, that this kind of spray can make women obey orders? Because Brother Ye Lin has obviously sprayed it on me, but it has no effect on me... In short, it is really a very convenient thing, so useful This thing, Brother Ye Lin actually uses it to make others call him brother... If it is in my hands, it will definitely have a more powerful effect and even change my destiny from now on."
With excitement in his heart, Shu Zhe rearranged his school uniform to make his appearance reach the level of a bewitching demon, and then walked into a hexagonal pavilion in the gardening area with great expectations.
"Hahahaha, come soon. Last night I sent a text message saying that I would give her free potato chips and Coke here today, so I will come by myself soon."
"According to my information, she is still strictly restricted by her bodyguards from consuming Coke and potato chips, so she probably won't bring any bodyguards and will come here alone."
Touching the bottle of bwk in the pocket of his school uniform, Shu Zhe couldn't help but start designing his own bright future.
"Brother Ye Lin, you miscalculated this time. I know you treasure her the most, but this time she will become my treasure."
"With my personal charm, coupled with this bottle of bwk that can hypnotize women, I will definitely make her obsessed with me. By then, tens of millions of wealth will be at my fingertips. I am really a genius."
Thinking of the happy place, Shu Zhe spun around in a circle in the hexagonal pavilion. This movement was actually quite girlish, which made him feel slightly uncomfortable.
"Her temper is not very good, and her appearance is not something to choose from. Being with me doesn't mean it is an insult to me... Although I don't have any feelings for her, as long as she has money, it will be fine. Only real money is hard." Logically speaking, as long as I have money, my embarrassing breasts can be treated secretly by doctors..."
"Hmph, actually, what I'm looking forward to most is the expression on Brother Ye Lin's face after this relationship is exposed. Will he be furious, or will he cry without tears? Anyway, there is nothing he can do after the rice is cooked. I, seeing that he and my sister are making such slow progress, and my sister doesn’t seem to be the kind of person who would marry into a rich family and work hard to make money, so I have to do it for me..."
Obviously no one else was eavesdropping except the campus monitor that was hacked by Xiao Yin, but Shu Zhe explained to the air a little awkwardly:
"Well, I didn't say that I would marry into a wealthy family for my sister. I am a man after all... If I want to marry, I will also let the daughter of a wealthy family marry me."
"It's fair, isn't it? You and my sister, me and your sister..."
At this moment, a little mixed-race beauty with blond hair and twin ponytails broke through the early morning fog and ran toward the Rokkake Pavilion with a nervous look on her face.
"Hoo, ho." Amy, who was weak, ran to Shu Zhe and panted for a while. After recognizing the other person's identity, she was stunned for a moment, but she quickly recovered her commanding attitude and stretched out the five fingers of her right hand. , said in a commanding tone:
"Where are the Coke and potato chips? Since you promised me last night, I will obediently offer them to this lady."
"It's really rude..." Shu Zhe narrowed his eyes slightly and said with an evil smile, "I'm afraid I will be the one to order you from now on. Just accept my first order."
Before he finished speaking, he took out the bwk from his pocket and sprayed three times on Amy who looked confused.
Chapter completed!