"Brother Ye Lin, I told you not to put it there, no... don't."

"Don't, don't touch me. This will make me look weird. Brother Ye Lin, if you really want to check it, I, I'll break it open for you to look at... Ahhhhh, don't put weird things in there. Come in."

I solemnly declare that the above is purely the theater in my mind. I just imagined what kind of situation it would eventually lead to if I insisted on checking the anus of a transvestite.

However, the search for Shu Zhe has entered the final step. Even though the possibility is slim, I still cannot allow blind spots to exist.

I walked back and forth in the dormitory with my hands behind my back, while Shu Zhe sat naked on the bed and huddled up, complaining to me: "Brother Ye Lin, you are going too far. Even if I really stole that bwk, why did you take it? It's hidden in the chrysanthemum. How can anything be hidden in a chrysanthemum?"

I sneered, "Don't be pretentious with me. Haven't you seen "The Shawshank Redemption" or "Prison Break"? Why can you get a lot of contraband in prison? They are all brought in by the prisoners. Among prisoners in the United States, there is something called a "prison wallet" in the slang, which is nothing but the prisoner's chrysanthemums. Drug smugglers often use chrysanthemums to smuggle drugs..."

"That's enough." Shu Zhe interrupted me, "What did I do wrong? Brother Ye Lin, you have to find an excuse to check my anus. Brother Ye Lin, you are a psychopath and want to rape me. If I tell my sister this kind of thing, she will never let you go."

When I thought about it carefully, it was really like this. No matter what position I used to examine Shu Zhe's anus, I would have a hard time getting rid of the charge of being a pervert, let alone getting the monitor to forgive me afterwards.

"Could it be that we just fell short..."

I suddenly discovered that among the cosplay props that Shu Zhe had dug up just now, there was a long fox tail, and the front end of the tail was a very common harmonious object when my family was in the adult supplies store business.

"Anal plug" is also.

I picked up the fox tail like a treasure and said to Shu Zhe: "Okay, you bought this thing just to pretend to be a transvestite. After training with it, your prison wallet must have a large capacity." Bar."

"No, no." Shu Zhe blushed and said, "That was one of the prizes I received when I participated in a cosplay photo upload event on a website and won the championship. That website was really unreliable, and it actually treated this kind of thing as a prize. …I’ve never used it.”

"Really?" I curled my lips in disbelief, "Then you can use it on yourself now."

"Why, why?" Shu Zhe broke into a cold sweat.

"I still don't understand." I hummed, "To prove that there is no bwk hidden in your anus."

As I spoke, I raised the fox's tail higher, so that the 15-centimeter-long anal plug at the front shone ferociously in the light.

"If you insert this into your anus in front of me, I will believe that you don't have anything else hidden in your prison wallet..."

"Brother Ye Lin, you might as well kill me." Shu Zhe said almost in tears, "How can I stand something so long and thick?"

I glanced at the butt plug and said disdainfully: "It's not shocking. What are you worried about? Is it because you have a guilty conscience?"

"Who has a guilty conscience? It's obviously Brother Ye Lin. Your standards are different from others." Shu Zhe screamed, "Brother Ye Lin, please don't come over. If you use that thing to explode my anus, I will never forgive you in my life." of."

I acted like a gangster and said, "Who wants to blow your asshole? You have a good idea, I will let you blow your own anus."

While I was pressing closer to Shu Zhe, there was a sudden knock on the door of dormitory 222.

"Who is it?"

I was frightened, fearing that the squad leader would come to visit me, and even catching the rapist Gong Caicai would be enough trouble for me.

Fortunately, the voice outside the door replied: "Brother Ye, it's me, I'm Xing Xing."

I breathed a long sigh of relief, threw Shu Zhe's sheets to him to cover his body, and then opened the door to the bedroom.

After opening the door, I found that all five members of the Xing Department were outside. Xing Xing and Xing Erhu, who were standing in front, were stunned when they saw Shu Zhe on the bed.

No wonder, Shu Zhe's shoulders were still exposed, and his face looked pitiful as if he had just been violated. An uninformed person would definitely think that he was a girl with short hair.

I knew something was wrong, so I walked out of the dormitory, closed the door behind me, and talked to the Five Tigers from the Criminal Department outside.

Fortunately, it seemed that the Five Tigers from the Criminal Department had other important matters to ask me for, so they did not pay too much attention to Shu Zhe.

"Brother Ye, you have to make the decision for us."

Xing Xing pointed at Xing Erhu, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, and said to me.

"Today, after dinner, the five members of the Criminal Department went out of school and went to the park across the street for a stroll. We met two boys from Zhonghai Civil and Military School. When they saw us wearing Qingzi High School uniforms, they asked: "Ye Where is that guy Lin now? Of course we were very unhappy. We replied to them and said, "Brother Ye was also called by you guys." As a result, they rolled up their sleeves and beat up Xing Erhu. The other brothers also responded to varying degrees. Injured..."

I looked at Xing Erhu's face and Yu Qing on the arms and legs of the others, and I felt a bit dumbfounded.

Since entering high school, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department have been able to correct their evil ways under the supervision of the squad leader (for example, today at noon, they carried sports equipment with the squad leader), but their IQs have not improved significantly, and they do not understand the principle of a good man not suffering the immediate consequences.

I crossed my arms and acted like a big brother, and asked, "Just two of them beat you up like this."

Xing Xing lowered his head in shame, "Actually, only one of them made a move, otherwise we wouldn't be able to run back..."

"Did they leave their names?" This incident happened because of me, and I can't let the five tigers from the Criminal Department receive this beating in vain.

"Stay, stay." Xing Xing said excitedly, "They claim to be the eighth among the top ten masters in Zhonghai. The ninth ones are Duan Shuiliu who practices karate and Yue Wenshan who practices Aikido."

Let me tell you, they are all Japanese martial arts schools. Zhonghai Martial Arts School is really open to all kinds of people. Among the top ten masters, there are many young martial artists who use foreign fighting techniques, which makes me more and more interested.

There is an old saying in "World of Warcraft", one of Xiao Ding's favorite games: "There is no strongest profession, only the strongest player." There is also an old saying in "League of Legends", the game Xiao Ding despises most: "There is no strongest profession." Heroes are only the strongest players."

Although I seriously doubt that no matter what online game it is, its essence is "there is no strongest XX, only the strongest patch", but in the martial arts circle, it can really be said: "There is no strongest fighting skill. Only the strongest fighters."

However, I am responsible for the deathbed commission of Mr. Ren. Even if I understand this truth in my heart, I cannot help but boast about my Yin Yang Sanshou and relegate all other martial arts to the Mariana Trench.

What's more, I have already boasted to the media about Yin Yang Sanshou to the level of super powers. If Yin Yang Sanshou as a special function cannot beat karate and aikido, wouldn't it be equivalent to a super power? Wolverine was defeated by the flesh-and-blood Rambo.

So I asked Xing Xing domineeringly: "Are Duan Shuiliu and Yue Wenshan still waiting in the park in the middle of the street?"

"Here, there."

Instead of getting angry, I smiled and said, "Anyone who considers a turtle a grandson is probably a turtle himself. Please wait a moment. I'll change into a pair of more comfortable shoes and then go to the park in the middle of the street to avenge you."

"Okay, okay." The five tigers of the Criminal Department were excited, "Brother Ye, you have incredible skills. As long as you make a move, you can make those two boys piss off."

In fact, when I went back to the dormitory, I not only changed my shoes, but also secretly put on my smart contact lenses.

According to common sense, in order to avoid accidents during a fight, you should take off your contact lenses. However, my situation is special and there is a reason why I must wear them.

First of all, because the contact lenses Dr. Yu gave me are made of world-leading high-tech materials, the chance of them breaking even if they are hit hard is very slim.

Secondly, the reason why I can develop Yin Yang Sanshou to the level of super powers is all thanks to smart contact lenses and Xiaoyin search engine. Since I have appeared frequently on the Internet recently, some people must have recognized me. If They suddenly wanted to test my special abilities, and there was really nothing I could do unless I put on smart contact lenses first.

After getting ready, I opened the bedroom door for the second time and unconsciously glanced back at Shu Zhe on the bed.

Shu Zhe was covered with a sheet and turned his back to face the wall, looking like he was making a fuss about his little temper.

Come on, you really think you're a girl. Don't make yourself look like a frustrated little wife. I'm not a bad husband who goes out drinking with his friends.

Probably seeing Shu Zhe through the crack in the door again, the five tigers from the Criminal Department were leading the way for me while whispering:

"Do you think Brother Ye has screwed Shu Zhe?"

"It's possible that when we helped Shu Zhe take a bath two years ago, Brother Ye had already driven us away impatiently. Maybe he had already given Shu Zhe that time."

"Oh, sir, if the squad leader knew that his younger brother was fucked by Brother Ye, I don't know how angry he would be. Fortunately, we have been keeping it a secret for Brother Ye..."

Who fucked Shu Zhe? You are the perverts who reacted to Shu Zhe’s body. Two years ago, Shu Zhe’s body had not grown breasts. You were so virtuous. Now if you see Shu Zhe’s new The image, isn't it like a hungry tiger pounces on its food?
Chapter completed!