I was walking around the campus with my bwk in my trouser pocket, when I saw Gong Caicai standing at the door of the library with a pigeon hanging above my head.

I don’t know if it’s because Gong Caicai has the ability to hold all things above her head, so the pigeon feels very stable and comfortable when it lands on it, as if it is unwilling to leave when it lands on a marble statue.

Gong Caicai was not afraid of animals like pigeons, but it was quite surprising that the other party regarded herself as a statue. For reasons such as not wanting to disturb the pigeons, Gong Caicai hugged a thick English-Chinese dictionary. He stood motionless and really started to act like a statue.

Hey, Gong Caicai, you are too cowardly. It's okay to be bullied by others, but why are you bullied by pigeons?

I walked over quickly and drove away the pigeons above her head with a wave of my hand.

"Thank you, thank you." Gong Caicai's stiff neck was finally freed. She thanked her shyly but sincerely, "Ye Lin has been a big help. I was worried and didn't know what to do..."

"What's so difficult about this?" I complained, "As long as you move, the pigeons will fly away."

"I, I thought about it too..." Gong Caicai raised her head and looked at the direction in which the pigeon flew away, "But I feel that the pigeon did not fall on other people's heads, but on mine. Maybe it's because of my The head is suitable for pigeons to rest. This pigeon finally found a place to rest after being tired from flying. Will my sudden movement cause trouble to it..."

"There is no need to think so much about the pigeons. The pigeons are causing you trouble."

Gong Caicai, who is unwilling to hurt even pigeons, or can even bully pigeons, is definitely a high-risk target for bwk.

The core factor that hinders the effectiveness of bwk is willpower, and Gong Caicai's willpower is infinitely close to zero. Since she can't even refuse door-to-door salesmen, and has subscribed to "Men's Wear" magazine for 2 or 3 years, she is sprayed After obtaining bwk, it is possible to agree to extremely excessive requests.

Fortunately, Dr. Yu and I came up with the idea of ​​proactive vaccination, otherwise Gong Caicai might be the one who suffers the most in the future.

"Hey, the pigeons are flying back again." I pointed to the sky and said to Gong Caicai, causing her to look up in panic.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I aimed the bwk that had been hidden in my palm and sprayed it on the side of Gong Caicai's face. After several attempts, I became more and more skilled and had the potential to become a habitual offender.

Gong Caicai's wavy hair shook slightly, and her body tightened suddenly. I felt that her absent-minded reaction was stronger than the others, and her eyes were more distracted.

Is this because of a weak constitution and low mental strength? If all human beings were up to Gong Caicai's standards, I guess Ai Shuqiao would not need to continue to develop higher-level hypnotic drugs.

If he waits for these five seconds to pass without issuing any orders, Gong Caicai can also obtain the effect of permanent immunity to bwk, but idleness is idleness, and I still issued the standard command "Brother Curse".

"quick……"

However, before the command "call me brother" was finished, Winnie, who was 20 meters away on the sports field, swung his badminton racket fiercely and smashed the ball, while shouting: "You're going to kill me."

I almost lost my breath. Pooh, weren't you accompanied by Xiaoqin back to the girls' dormitory? Why did you come back to play badminton again? And when you play badminton, you play it well. Why did you shout out that even the boys feel uncomfortable? As for the blushing and swearing words, it must have been caused by my teammates while playing League of Legends with audio enabled.

On Gong Caicai's side, the commands that penetrated her ears changed from the innocuous "call me brother" to the super pornographic and violent "eat my cock quickly"...

Originally, a pure child like Gong Caicai would not know exactly the various nicknames of human body organs. Unfortunately, among her classmates there were shameless and dirty people like Eunuch Cao, and friends like Pooh who spoke freely, so even if they were

Even if I don’t want to learn, I also understand a little bit about disharmony.

Then Gong Caicai's face instantly turned into a ripe tomato.

Moreover, a nuclear reaction is taking place under the skin of the tomatoes, which are still turning red and are about to explode.

"Well...well...well, I...I..."

"Crack."

The English-Chinese dictionary that Gong Caicai held in her arms fell to the ground. She was shaking all over, and she didn't know where to place her hands and feet. Her eyes, which were usually filled with innocence and kindness, were now filled with disbelief and confusion.

Hard to understand.

"I, how could I have such an idea..."

Gong Caicai covered her red cheeks with both hands, and her voice sounded like she was crying.

"Classmate Ye Lin did help me drive away the pigeons and saved me several times before. I am very grateful to Classmate Ye Lin, but, but..."

"Wow, I must have become a bad boy." Gong Caicai became more and more excited, and finally turned around and ran away in tears, crying out of breath as she ran.

"Uuuuuu~~~~ Finally, not only my body, but also my thoughts have become so obscene. I have become so bad. My parents will definitely not want me anymore. Why do I have such thoughts? I obviously just want to be quiet.

The earth is like a shell..."

Suddenly there were a million grass-mud horses galloping past in my heart.

I never expected that things would develop like this. According to Xiaoqin's self-report, after being sprayed with bwk and giving an order, the order would be transformed into a naturally occurring thought in the victim's mind. According to this, Gong Caicai mistakenly thought that "eating"

The idea of ​​"I'm going to die" was not instilled in her by others, but came from her own mind.

Such a dirty thought suddenly flashed through the innocent little white flower's mind. Of course Gong Caicai must have misunderstood that she has become evil. It's all your fault, Pooh. You didn't go back to the girls' dormitory to take a nap.

What kind of badminton is played on the sports field? Even if you are playing badminton, don't curse.

I felt that I could not let Gong Caicai misunderstand me so much, so I planned to catch up with her and explain, but before Gong Caicai could even run ten steps, she fell to the ground.

Fortunately, the squad leader was directing the five tigers from the Criminal Department to carry sports equipment. When she saw Gong Caicai was about to fall, she quickly threw the soft cushion in her hand. The speed and landing point were perfect, just in time for Gong Caicai to fall.

There was no injury on the cushion.

"Caicai, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?" The monitor stepped forward and helped Gong Caicai up.

"I, monitor..." Gong Caicai choked with tears, "Anyway, I have become bad and very obscene. Monitor, please ignore me and let me fend for myself, otherwise I will infect you with my indecency..."

…”

The squad leader was puzzled, "Are you kidding me? If you are a dirty bad boy, then there will be no pure good people in the world, let alone infecting me with dirty things... If you are not worried that I will spread the cold to you, just

Come and have a heart-to-heart talk with me about what's going on."

The monitor just helped Gong Caicai away, causing me to miss the good opportunity to catch up with Gong Caicai and explain to her.

Gong Caicai's pure white soul was stained by this incident. I am really guilty (Pooh can't escape the blame), but at least this avoids Gong Caicai's substantial harm caused by bwk. Generally speaking, the benefits are greater than Disadvantages.

I picked up Gong Caicai's dictionary from the ground, and while thinking about when to return it to Gong Caicai, I started my vaccination campaign on campus.

By coincidence, I didn't go far before I met my dad who was walking out of the library. As a person around me, making my dad immune to bwk is a basic job and cannot be taken lightly.

So I deliberately lowered my gaze and shouted: "There is a hundred yuan dropped by someone on the ground."

Dad immediately looked at the ground with burning eyes, and I took the opportunity to spray a ball of bwk mist in front of his face.

Dad immediately fell into a state of yawning due to lack of oxygen to the brain. Taking advantage of Gong Caicai’s lesson just now, I decided to speak the command quickly and clearly to avoid any further accidents caused by interference from others.

Of course, I'm not that naughty and would cast the "brother curse" on my own father. I'm not interested in becoming the older brother to all mankind.

",,Give me three hundred yuan as pocket money."

I stated a very common request of women.

Dad looked startled, then mechanically took out his wallet, took out three Mao Zedong cards and handed them to me.

"It must have cost a lot of money to take Amy and Xiaoqin to the zoo on the weekend. If you don't have enough money, just ask dad to ask for it. After all, dad, I have a new salary...ah, that's not right."

Dad checked his wallet and remembered that most of his salary had already been handed over to Aunt Ren. After giving me 300 yuan, his wallet became more and more shriveled and pitiful.

I couldn't laugh or cry and returned the 200 yuan to my father, saying, "I haven't spent all my money yet. Just give me 100 yuan. In the future, if I need pocket money, I will ask Aunt Ren directly."

Under the influence of bwk, my father still seemed confused. He accepted the two hundred dollars that I gave him and lowered his head to look at his feet. He seemed to be obsessed with what I had just lied to him about: "Someone dropped money on the ground."

Suddenly I remembered that in addition to my father, Aunt Ren’s bwk immunity must also be achieved in the near future.

However, I still left this job to Xiaoqin for me. Due to historical reasons, I always get nervous when facing Aunt Ren, and when I spray bwk on Aunt Ren, I always feel that it is easily reminiscent of "adopted mother hypnosis." A `vi' bad episode.

At this time, the preparation bell for the first class in the afternoon rang on campus, which meant that the lunch break was over. I was torn between going to class or skipping class to find Amy, and finally chose to go to class.

It’s not because my sister’s cancer has improved, but because I was caught by the class monitor when I was about to skip class. Under her gaze, I had no choice but to go back to class.

The first class in the afternoon was mathematics. I was in mathematics class B, and I happened to meet Gong Caicai, who was also in mathematics class B (Gong Caicai conservatively chose to get all Bs in the teaching class).
Chapter completed!