【1095】 Video Review
Pentheus was kind-hearted and couldn't bear to see the monitor wearing a wet school uniform skirt soaking in the swimming pool, so he finally jumped into the water and fished the monitor out.
The squad leader walked ashore dripping wet, and did not forget to remind Dr. Yu that he would take time to treat Mi Ba's fleas. Dr. Ye suppressed a smile and agreed, but suddenly had an idea and asked: "Does your mother look like you? I heard Said she doesn’t work in Dongshan City.”
The monitor hesitated for a moment, not knowing what Dr. Yu meant. As I walked up the escalator to the shore, I yelled at Dr. Yu: "You mature woman, don't take advantage of the monitor's mother. The monitor's parents have a very good relationship." Yes, aren't you already hooking up with Chen Yingran?"
Amy was wiping her head with a towel with Pentheus beside me. When she heard me calling her this, she complained: "Although I understand what you mean, doesn't the word 'fuck' mean swearing in Chinese language?"
"Ye Lin, I'm not as dirty as you think. I just want to study the genetic similarity between offspring based on scientific concepts..."
"Mr. Pentheus, can you find me a change of clothes?"
The squad leader was soaked all over and it was really difficult to move around without dry clothes.
"You don't need to call me sir, just call me Pentheus or Peng Peng." Pentheus smiled, "There are a lot of clothes suitable for Miss Shusha's size, but unfortunately they are all maid clothes. Miss Shusha has to temporarily Wear a maid outfit and wait until your clothes are dry before going back."
The monitor frowned slightly, "Anyway, let me change into these new clothes first. I'll call Caicai, who is in the same dormitory, and see if she can bring some of my clothes..."
As soon as he put his hand into his pocket, the squad leader froze.
"Yeah, the phone has been soaked in water. It has been soaked for such a long time. It won't be broken."
The monitor's mobile phone is an old one received from Shu Zhe two years ago. It is not worth much now, but the monitor has always been thrifty and does not want anything around him to be accidentally damaged.
"Tch, it's really a worry for the common people." Amy curled her lips and said, "If you care so much about such an old model of mobile phone, I will give you a new one, an iPhone or the latest model from Samsung, which should be enough. It’s what you need.”
If it were Shu Zhe here, he would definitely think that he got a big deal, but the monitor is still looking down at his cell phone.
"Fortunately, I foresaw that something like this might happen before I came to the swimming pool and turned off the power in advance, but looking at it like this, I still don't know if there will be a malfunction..."
"You are such a troublesome woman." Amy picked up her feet impatiently, "If this phone has special meaning to you, go to Dr. Yu to repair it. He is a professional phone repairer..."
"Who is the professional repairer of mobile phones?" Dr. Yu couldn't help but said, "My specialty is brain surgery, okay?"
I can’t blame Amy for downgrading Dr. Yu casually. Dr. Yu’s knowledge is too complicated. Just because he studies robots and human body modification every day, I almost forget that his job is a brain doctor.
Despite some criticisms, Dr. Yu still took the monitor's cell phone to check. Pentheus respected the monitor's wishes and chose a very conservative maid outfit for her to take to the dressing room.
Amy jumped on her feet outside the dressing room and shouted: "If you wear my maid uniform, you will do maid work for me. Before you leave, bring me tea and water."
"Even if I wear a maid uniform, I am only responsible for walking cats and dogs." The monitor tried his best to keep a calm voice.
"What a beautiful thought. You obviously want to take the opportunity to play with my pet. That would not be considered a punishment but a reward."
Amy and Xiaoqin saw that I wanted to admire the monitor's maid uniform, so they worked together to drag me away before the monitor came out of the dressing room.
(Let me go. I have made great contributions to the party and the country. I have shed blood for the committee. You can’t do this. I want to see the squad leader’s maid uniform. I want to see the squad leader’s maid uniform.)
"Damn it, manservant, go watch the video we just recorded. It needs to be edited and attached with a brief explanation. This is a challenge video for the Pisces sisters. There must be no mistakes."
"Oh, I'm a little hungry after swimming in the swimming pool for a long time. Student Ye Lin will ask my sister to prepare afternoon tea and bring it to me."
"Humph, there is frozen salmon in the refrigerator in the kitchen. Go and eat it yourself."
That night, the Ice Bucket Challenge video was uploaded to Facebook and reposted by domestic video websites, setting off a wave of discussion among netizens at home and abroad.
"This is Emily, the loli star who lived at the same time as the Pisces sisters. I thought she announced her retirement because she was out of shape or disabled, but it turns out she is still so beautiful."
"Isn't that right? I attended Miss Emily's concert when she was 11 years old, and I was lucky enough to be hit on the head by the microphone she threw off the stage."
"By the way, Emily's three-point swimsuit is really hot. Although it is slightly inferior to the translucent swimsuit of the Pisces sisters, and the curves are not as obvious as the Pisces sisters, it still tickles my heart..."
"Hahahaha, I have all the masturbation materials for the next week."
The above comments obviously come from lolicons from all over the world.
As the initiator, the Pisces sisters also personally commented under the video:
"Sister Amy is braver than we thought. I just hope she doesn't catch a cold afterwards."
Amy responded angrily: "You are not allowed to call me by my nickname. You can just call me by my stage name along with my perverted fans."
As a result, Amy's response had the opposite effect. After learning that Emily was just Amy's stage name, many fans began to directly call their idol "Amy" to appear closer to their idol.
In addition to the comments that focused on Amy's figure and the gossip between her and the Pisces sisters, other characters appearing in the Ice Bucket Challenge video also attracted everyone's attention.
"Hey, did you know that the husky that appeared at the beginning is named Obama? The purpose of pouring ice water on it was to complete the challenge for our president. This husky has worked hard and accomplished a lot. If it comes to run for the next term In the U.S. presidential election, I will vote for it.”
There are still people who agree with such nonsense comments.
"That's good. I have carefully investigated and found out that Amy's dog was born in the United States, which complies with the constitutional requirement that the President of the United States must be born in the United States."
After commenting on Amy and Obama, some of the remaining comments naturally revolved around me.
"You know, the man named Ye Lin is Amy's half-brother. Why does he look nothing like Amy? Is there something wrong?"
"Asshole, you can actually stand side by side with Amy who is wearing so little. This brother must be a fake. He must be a lolicon who forged blood certificates. I also want to be Amy's brother. Don't stop me. Me, I will take a plane to China after I successfully lose weight."
"Ai Shuqiao is not a simple woman (you don't know she is Amy's mother, right?). Speaking of which, her agency has been shrinking in the past two years. It is indeed the influence of Amy's withdrawal from the entertainment industry. Yes, but she seems to be thriving in the pharmaceutical industry again, and two new drugs have been approved by the FDA."
"Is that so? Research and development of new drugs has always been a huge profit. Ai Shuqiao will make a lot of money. No wonder she can't let her daughter continue to stay in the entertainment industry..."
"Speaking of which, Ye Lin's muscles are pretty good, especially the latissimus dorsi muscles that showed up when he turned around... He looks a bit like Bruce Lee, right? My boyfriend trains in the gym every day, but he doesn't have such beautiful muscles."
"It seems that if you don't take protein powder, the muscles you build through natural methods will look like that. Amy's brother's muscles are quite photogenic. By the way, have you noticed that this person named Ye Lin looks a bit familiar."
"Asians all look the same, and I think they all look familiar. However, in "Legend of the Cauldron" in which Amy participated, there is indeed a character called the Deaf-mute Evil Monk who has very similar muscles to Ye Lin. Maybe he is. He made a guest appearance."
"I want his autograph. Yes, what I want is not Amy's autograph but Ye Lin's autograph. If any of you are in China, can you help me get one?"
A very small proportion of the comments actually praise my muscles and hope that I can enter the film and television industry to exert my energy. I have heard before that there is a big difference between the aesthetics of Europeans and Americans and that of Asians. Now I see that it is indeed the case. , otherwise, how could those American girls who left messages asking me to sign my autograph say something like "He looks pretty good".
Whether it's on Facebook or China's Weibo, some people are criticizing the ice bucket challenge for its waste of water resources.
"When the Ugandan refugees see us pouring ice water on their heads, they must be thinking: Damn, I want some water but I have to walk 25 kilometers."
"In order to save patients with constipation and constipation, let's have a shit bucket challenge together. I'll go first. Hey, why are you all leaving? I haven't named you yet."
Since Amy is mainly famous in the United States, the fans who support Amy on Weibo and the fans who support Amy on Facebook are basically the same group of people. Although the topic of Amy joining the ice bucket challenge on Weibo is not weak, But surprisingly, I stole the spotlight.
It’s not because of anything else, just because yesterday I knocked out a lion in the zoo with my iPad, and then I spoke nonsense to the reporters who came to interview me. I eloquently claimed that my Yin Yang Sanshou is the first fighting skill in the universe. This matter is not over yet. , I participated in the ice bucket challenge again with my former idol star sister. Although I didn’t mean it, in the eyes of others, it was just hype.
"Ye Lin is going too far. He wants to follow Sister Feng's old path. He wants to attract the attention of all netizens and then immigrate to the United States, right?"
"Don't be ridiculous upstairs. Ye Lin is a big fucking capitalist in the United States. He has immigrated to the United States a long time ago. I think he really wants to promote Yin Yang Sanshou. I didn't see that in order to promote Yin Yang Sanshou, even his own sister Are you ready to risk everything?"
Chapter completed!