Overnight, I became a legend alongside "Jingwu Tai Chi Yan Fang". I had a lot of nicknames, including "Rising Conqueror", "Master Ye", "Magic Stick Ye Lin" and so on. Fang Zhouzi

They immediately launched a crackdown on me, saying that my performance in Knocking Down the Lion and the subsequent performances were all complete scams, which made me feel quite guilty.

Although I did not deliberately lie when I defeated the lion, the lion fell under the anesthesia gun of the zoo staff after all, not to mention the fact that I guessed the names of the reporters through smart contact lenses, and I made a lot of claims about Yin Yang Sanshou.

What can be done? Isn’t it to fulfill Mr. Ren’s last wish that I take this opportunity to increase the popularity of Yin Yang Sanshou!

Although my baseless boast has caused sane people to criticize me, many ignorant people have also sent me emails asking me where they should go to learn Yin Yang Sanshou, and even directly asked me for my bank account number, eager to hand over my account.

of tuition fees.

Faced with this situation, I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and after Amy returned to the principal's building and opened her backpack, I discovered a new situation.

"What the hell is this! Amy, why is there a raccoon in your backpack? You secretly put it in it while the zoo was in chaos! Even if you take the iPad out of the bag to free up space,

You can’t use it to pretend to be a crispy noodle king!”

The raccoon, which is about 40 centimeters in length, is very fat. It is eating the washed apple handed over by Xiao Qin with an innocent look on its face.

"Xiaoqin, you are so calm! You have already discovered that Amy was secretly trading bears! Maybe you two stole it together! When was it? Was it when I was being interviewed by reporters?

"

Xiaoqin explained to me with a shy expression of "I'm not that good": "I can't help it, this is also to have a good relationship with classmate Ye Lin's biological sister! This raccoon is round and chubby and very cute. We

When we found it, it was stuck on the outer fence of the zoo..."

"Then there's no need to take it home! You just need to inform the zoo staff!"

"No!" Amy said willfully, "The raccoon must like me if it comes so close to me! Obama is too cute and Miba is too wild. I decided to keep this raccoon as my new pet! Just give it to me.

Let’s name it Michael!”

Does this Michael refer to Michael Jackson? Can you name your pet without using the name of a celebrity? And the animals in the zoo must have names! It doesn’t matter that Miba is wandering around the campus without leaving home every day, but

Obama is so jealous, what if he bites the raccoon to death while others are not prepared?

"I don't care! Anyway, even if it can't be used as a permanent pet, I still want to play with it for a few days before sending it back to the zoo."

Xiaoqin and Amy obviously had the same idea on this matter. She heard that raccoons like to wash things, so they deliberately brought pears and pomegranates that were a little dusty on the surface. Sure enough, they simply stood on their feet in front of you, little adults.

I usually start washing it in front of the basin prepared for it.

"It's so fun!" Amy clapped her hands and laughed, "Raccoons can be said to be the model of hygiene among animals!"

After experimenting with the food, Xiaoqin found a piece of glasses cloth on the table (maybe it was left here by a bodyguard after wiping his sunglasses) and handed it to the raccoon.

I don’t know if it’s due to inertia or because the raccoon has done something similar in the zoo. It knew that the glasses cloth was not food, but it tried its best to rub the glasses cloth with its two little paws. Be sure to wash the glasses cloth!

"Hahahaha!" Xiao Qin almost laughed so hard that her stomach ached, "It's so cute, so cute! There are animals that know how to wash clothes! If you have five or six raccoons at home, don't you need to buy a washing machine?

"

Have sweet dreams! The market price of domesticated raccoons in China is 15,000 to 18,000! Much more expensive than a washing machine! If you keep six of them, it is equivalent to 80,000 yuan! An 80,000 yuan pet is used to wash clothes, and it is also very inefficient

, you think you are a rich man!

No, it seems that it was Amy who announced that she wanted to keep a raccoon as a pet, not Xiaoqin. Amy is really a wealthy person...

After Pentheus and I spent a lot of time persuading each other, Amy promised to notify the mobilization team to pick up the raccoon tomorrow at the latest, but this did not prevent her from using the raccoon as a prop to tease the monitor tonight.

"Hey, Katyusha? You heard from the news that we went to the zoo, right? In fact, not only did the manservant kill the lion in the zoo, but I also packed a raccoon in my backpack and brought it back to play with!"

"What? You actually want me to send him back right away? Why do you sound like a dead manservant! I will send it back tomorrow! But the raccoon is so cute. Don't you want to come to the principal's building and pet it yourself?

Hug? A raccoon will wash the fruit you hand it and then eat it! And it can also wash clothes!"

"Haha, you're tempted! But you haven't done anything to catch raccoons like maid Qin, so I can't let you play with raccoons for free! If you want to play with raccoons, just put on the maid outfit I customized for you.

Call me Master Amy and serve me as a master and servant, and then you will be allowed to play with the raccoon!"

"By the way, let's take a photo of the raccoon washing clothes for you! Maid Qin had a lot of fun playing with the raccoon! The raccoon will be sent back to the zoo tomorrow. If you don't come tonight, you won't have another chance!

"

I didn't hear the answer from the monitor on the other side of the phone, but judging from Amy's proud expression, Amy finally won.

It seemed that the class monitor wanted to compromise for the sake of the raccoon and come to Amy's place to play the role of head maid. However, the class monitor asked me not to be present and asked me to avoid going to the boys' dormitory.

Tsk, aren't you just embarrassed to let me see you in a maid outfit? In fact, I saw it through the crack in the door two years ago!

It happened that my father and Aunt Ren asked Xiaoqin and I to go home for dinner, and they were so shocked that we met a lion in the zoo, so I simply avoided going to my home in Honglou North Street Community, and Xiaoqin naturally followed me.

Together.

On the way Pentheus drove Xiaoqin and I home, I called Xiaoding and told Xiaoding that the raccoon was in our hands, but I didn't have the nerve to say that my real sister and adopted sister teamed up to steal it. I just said that Ai

There were apples in Mi's backpack, and the raccoon got in by himself.

"Anyway, don't worry about the raccoon breeders. Amy has a world-renowned nutritionist here who is choosing food for the raccoons. They won't feed them to death. They will send the raccoons back tomorrow."

Xiao Ding suddenly realized, "It turns out that the raccoon ran to your place! Since the surveillance system was destroyed by people from the Animal Rescue Society, there is no surveillance video from this period. We are worried that the raccoon will not be found!"

Listening to Xiao Ding’s description, it turns out that there is a precedent for raccoons being carried away by tourists in backpacks. At the “Raccoon Family” amusement project in Yunnan, where you can have close contact with raccoons, there was an incident of raccoons being carried away by tourists. Although Meihua Zoo

I had never been pretended to walk through a raccoon before, but I was pretended to walk through a penguin. The prisoner was a naughty elementary school student.

Sure enough, naughty children are the source of all evil! I have knocked down Ruixing with my iPad, at least let Tencent go!

After talking about the raccoons, Xiao Ding told me some strange things about the terrorist attack in the zoo.

"Ye Lin, you know, because I was a witness, I was called over by the police for questioning. I heard at the police station that there were five members of the Animal Rescue Society involved in the incident, but only their branch president.

He and his girlfriend are staunch fanatics, and the other three of them had not originally made up their minds to do such a big thing, but the branch president got an aerosol spray that can hypnotize people from somewhere, and it magically made those people

The three men followed me like zombies to attack the zoo. The police's preliminary test results suggest that it may be a new type of drug..."

After hearing this, I was shocked. What Xiao Ding was talking about was so similar to the spray that Ai Shuqiao extracted from the blue morpho toxin and that Huo Jiangdong stole from the secret experimental base! I remember the inside

Call them bw-p75 trial models! Why are they on the market?

Because I was very concerned about it, I asked Xiao Ding to help me inquire more about this matter when he came in and out of the police station as a witness. Although Xiao Ding didn't know why I was so interested, he still agreed very simply.

After returning home, my dad asked me very worriedly if I had been injured while confronting the lion. Aunt Ren criticized me and said that I shouldn’t promote her family’s Yin Yang Sanshou as some random superpower. I knew I had done it.

It went too far, so I had to stick out my tongue and act cute.

"Oh, you can take care of yourself," Aunt Ren sighed and said, "Anyway, you are the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou, and my father's irresponsible last wish was also told to you..."

At nine o'clock in the morning the next day, after breakfast, I sat in front of the computer in the bedroom to see what my online reputation as a "lion-killing hero" had become.

Just as I expected, because I boasted about Yin Yang Sanshou, I was fiercely denounced by the Chinese martial arts circle. I was scolded from top to bottom. My email box was filled with emails like this.

One example.

However, one of the anonymous emails concerned me very much, because its content was not to disparage Yin Yang Sanshou, boast that his martial arts was stronger, nor did it challenge me to challenge it, but it mentioned some content that ordinary people would not know:

"Hmph, I didn't expect you and the bully to become sworn brothers! I didn't expect that you, who was so thin back then, would become a muscular man, and you even boasted that you were a grandmaster... But even your brother Optimus Prime was snatched away, so what's the matter?

Are you qualified to call yourself a martial artist?"
Chapter completed!