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【1073】 Damn homophone

Because in the lecture theater of the elective course, I allowed two girls to talk about me behind my back, without talking to them or being harsh to them, which made them more courageous. Finally, one of the girls poked me in the back with her finger.

, indicating that he has something to say to me.

The classroom discipline in this elective class was very loose, and the teacher's lecture was very boring, so I turned my head half-way and wanted to know what new opinions ordinary high school students have on me now.

The two girls behind me are both from foreign classes. I don’t know if it’s because of the distance that creates beauty, but they look at me with curiosity in their eyes.

"Ye Lin, is what the loudspeaker said true? Do you really not like to bully others?"

I smiled and replied in a low voice: "There is no pleasure in bullying the weak. What I prefer is bullying the strong."

The thinner of the two girls suddenly covered her mouth and exclaimed: "Oh! Ye Lin, your profile looks so familiar to me! Ever since your hair grew out, I have always felt that I have seen you somewhere! "Substitute"

You played the male lead in "The Hero", right? Why are you called Wu Sheng in the cast list?"

I frowned and quickly explained: "I didn't really act in "The Stand". At that time, I was lying in bed in a vegetative state because of... a car accident. The person who acted in the movie was a drama school student who looked very similar to me.

His real name is Wu Sheng, and he is currently on vacation in Switzerland with his father, a diplomat."

The two girls were dubious, "How can there be such similar people in the world? And since you have never acted in the movie "The Stand", why are you so familiar with the male lead?"

When I was in junior high school, I usually ignored the probing inquiries from girls, but now, for the sake of my reputation at Qingzi High School, I can't treat others too roughly.

So I had to tell them that I had been a martial arts stunt double for Wu Sheng in the short film "The Battle of Jinling", so I had a certain personal relationship with Wu Sheng.

"So that's it!" The two girls finally believed it, but their interest in acting in movies has not diminished at all.

"Let's just talk! Your sister Amy was once an idol star in the United States. It's impossible for you as an elder brother to not get involved in the entertainment industry, right? I heard that Amy is now the chairman of Tianmu Starlight Company. You

He is a part-time talent scout for their company... If you are temporarily short of actors during filming, think of us both! We both also want to be addicted to being actors for once!"

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue, who had been sleeping on my left, was woken up. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and said to the two girls behind:

"You two, stop dreaming! You two are as courageous as mice. When a reporter randomly interviewed you on campus last year, you two together didn't even say a complete sentence. It's an embarrassment to our school! That's it!

Do you still want to go to a movie set to embarrass yourself?”

"That's better than you!" the two girls countered. "You were not nervous at all when you were being interviewed, but what did you talk about to the reporter? From the insufficient number of security guards in the school to international terrorism, and finally

Even reporters are tired of hearing this. If you want to interview someone, you hold their microphone and prevent them from leaving. In the end, you were criticized by Principal He Qimei!"

Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips, "That's so beautiful. The principal is jealous that I am more photogenic than her!"

After this brief conversation, my reputation in Qingzi High School was restored, and the rumors about me starring in "The Stand" were correctly explained. In addition, I prevented girls from Qingzi High School from being raped outside school more than once.

The teasing by the boys at Zhonghai Civil and Military School made my reputation at least among the girls at Qingzi High School become positive.

However, I don’t know if I was jealous of the boys or if someone was causing trouble. Another rumor spread unknowingly. It was said that I had an agency with the help of my sister Amy, and I spread the news everywhere if any girls wanted to act in movies.

When you are a star, you can come to me to unspoken rules.

Bastard! Is Amy returning to the role of Tianmu Xingguang just to make it easier for me to be an unspoken actress? Although Amy can be described as a "good American sister" in that regard, as an older brother, I am not that shameless.

!

These rumors quickly reached Amy's ears - Amy has an intelligence agency specially used to inquire about campus gossip. The people in charge are 004 and 005. The dignified American bitches are inquiring about all kinds of gossip on campus. It's really

It makes people dumbfounded.

In Amy's bedroom, which was as luxurious as a palace, she asked me seriously: "Brother, do you want to be an actress without rules?"

Of course I don’t want to! I am the successor of the proletariat who has escaped from vulgar taste! If I wanted to unspoken rules, I would have unwritten rules for Su Qiao back then!

Hearing my dignified and stern refusal, Amy pouted, narrowed her eyes, and looked at me with what seemed to be contempt.

"Aren't you men all thinking animals? Why are you so dishonest in front of your sister? - You don't love me anymore!"

"Can you change your words!" I said with stern eyes, "Any topic can lead to the conclusion that I don't love you anymore. How do you expect me to talk to you?"

"Let's do this -" After thinking briefly for a while, Amy's four fingers of her right hand tapped rhythmically on the bedside, as if she was playing beautiful notes.

"Since I have also participated in the sister program and do good deeds to get stars, I might as well decide like this! Brother, every time you use Tian Mu Xingguang to secretly win an actress, give me ten stars! This way, as long as you win the secret rule

With one thousand people, I can collect ten thousand stars, and I can exchange them with you for something very important!"

"Hey! How can an actress with hidden rules think she's doing something good?"

"Isn't it just a good thing for brother?" Amy blinked impatiently, "According to the information Shu Zhe sold me, you occasionally wake up in the middle of the night to wash your underwear because of wet dreams, right? It's uncomfortable to hold it in.

How uncomfortable! Since you refused to come to me, I have no choice but to arrange some fire-fighting props for you, brother..."

Shu Zhe, you bastard! How dare you sell my ** to Amy to make money! Look, I will do domestic violence to you if you don’t go back to the dormitory tonight!

In addition, Amy, your worldview is too distorted. Your attitude will make the rumors about my hidden rules about girls in the same school even more substantiated! Now Tianmu Starlight has not signed a few actresses at all (only

That idiot), are you forcing me to kill a thousand people among the girls in Qingzi High School? Are there so many girls in Qingzi High School!

After rejecting Amy's proposal, I went back to the dormitory and beat Shu Zhe. In order not to let her sister see it, I still chose to spank him.

"Brother Ye Lin, spare your life! Spare your life!!"

Shu Zhe, who was only wearing a shirt and shorts, was pinned down on the bed and beaten by me. Later, I found it annoying that he was yelling around, so I blocked his mouth with a towel.

"You bastard! You dare to tell my sister something so embarrassing about my wet dream! Let me beat you to death!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Your ears are very good! I went to wash my underwear in the middle of the night, and you discovered me walking quietly. After all, you have inherited some abilities from the hunter family! It's just that you didn't use it for the right purpose at all!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Since you dare to snitch on me behind my back, from now on I won't wash any of my underwear stained by my wet dream! I'll leave it to you to wash! Anyway, you wash both of our clothes every day, not more like this

pieces!"

"Uh huh..."

Shu Zhe nodded desperately with tears in his eyes. I saw that he would faint from the pain if he was hit again, so I stopped my hand and pulled the towel out of his mouth, letting him lie on the bed and gasp for breath.

I wiped it and looked at Shu Zhe's side face from this angle. His eyes were red and he was panting. He was more than 80% similar to a Japanese AV actress!

If I was sitting on his bedside with another cigarette in my hand, then this would be the scene after the incident! If someone sees it, it will definitely be misunderstood!

Fortunately, the dormitory in Qingzi High School is relatively soundproof, and I locked the door before hitting Shu Zhe, so no one could see this scene.

Shu Zhe lay in bed for 15 minutes before he had the strength to speak:

"Ye, Brother Ye Lin, you are too rude! Amy asked me about your situation. Even if she doesn't give me money, I don't dare not answer her! If I answer Amy, I will be beaten by you. If

If you don’t reply to Amy, you will be bitten by her dogs. You... Why are you two brothers and sisters bullying people like this!"

"What's wrong with just bullying you!?" I said arrogantly, "I may still have a little conscience when I bully others, but I feel it's natural to bully you! Anyway, be honest with me! If nothing else, just tell me everything that happened in the dormitory.

Amy said, otherwise you will be more beautiful!"

Shu Zhe bit his lips as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything and just rubbed his buttocks and moaned on the bed.

During breakfast the next day, Xiao Qin, Eunuch Cao, and Xiong Yaoyue and I met together in the campus restaurant, so the four of us sat behind a table to eat.

Because Xiaoqin had androphobia, she just bowed her head and ate in front of Eunuch Cao without speaking. However, Xiong Yaoyue was very carefree and talked to Eunuch Cao and me about many topics that ordinary girls were ashamed to mention, even about which Japanese a`v girl`

You need to discuss whether you are beautiful or not.

I felt the topic was awkward, so I cleared my throat and wanted to talk about something else.

"Well... do you know? The weather is so hot now. Xiaoqin often drinks boiled water at home. If the water has been left in the thermos for a long time, Xiaoqin thinks it is not hot enough and refuses to drink it, so I always drink the leftover water from Xiaoqin.

Water!”

Before he finished speaking, Eunuch Cao's two small yellow eyes widened. He looked at me in disbelief and asked word by word:

"Master, what did you say? You said you often drink Master's holy water at home?"

"Yeah." I didn't hear the difference between "holy water" and "leftover water", but I remembered that Xiaoqin called the newly boiled water "scalding water", and all the water that wasn't hot enough had to be poured into another room.

A thermos is just right for me who likes to drink warm water, because the term "scalding water" is very childish, so I laughed unconsciously.

"I don't have any problems drinking Xiaoqin's leftover water! The temperature is quite good! But sometimes the amount is a bit too much, and it takes me several times to finish it..."

"Holy shit, Master, you really love Master!" Eunuch Cao shouted in surprise, "You are even willing to drink Master's holy water. I really underestimated Master in every aspect before! Please accept my disciple's respect.
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