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【107】 Unsettled morning

Unlike the underwear that Shu Zhe stole from the clothes drying rack, this bra had just been taken off the squad leader. Because it had been pressed under the pillow, it seemed to have retained a slight temperature.

If Eunuch Cao or the underwear thief got it, they would probably put it on their head immediately and celebrate their victory, right?

How disgusting! Why are you as happy as King Arthur getting the Holy Grail? If you think about it carefully, it is just a piece of clothing at best, probably equivalent to a male vest, right?

However, it would not be true to say that I am not interested in it at all.

By the way, this thing should be called "shady clothes" in ancient China, right? It's like a bellyband.

When I was a child and watched "The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses" left behind by my grandfather, I didn't think it made any sense to call a bellyband an obscene garment.

Now I suddenly realized that by playing with the squad leader's bra, I was indeed indecent about this piece of clothing.

Maybe it was because I was nervous in the middle of the night, my brain was deprived of oxygen, and there was smog coming from the sky. I actually put the bra tightly against my nose and smelled it hard.

Ah! What a complete pervert! How could I do such a thing? Sure enough, the charm of original underwear is irresistible?

There is no strong fragrance. Eunuch Cao once told me his advanced experience: only breast-feeding women's bras can have a frankincense smell (God knows where he found the sample).

The squad leader's underwear is extremely soft and light in the hand. Only by carefully distinguishing it with the olfactory cells in the nasal cavity can one feel the subtle body fragrance of a girl.

It should be said that it looks like an orchid, right? Under the warm sunshine of spring, a graceful orchid stands tall.

If you think about it in a non-serious way, this thing actually looks like a mask.

It is said that in response to terrorist attacks, a foreign aunt invented a bra that can filter poisonous gas. Whenever air pollution occurs, women wearing this bra can pull out a magic weapon from their arms to cover their mouths and noses, and smile at the autumn moon and spring breeze.

The coolest thing about this bra is that it has a detachable design and can be divided into two parts, saving two lives at a time.

I discussed this with Eunuch Cao when I was bored after class. Eunuch Cao said that this invention is great and should be mandated by the state. It is stipulated that every woman going out in public must wear this kind of bra, and female classmates in school are no exception.

In this way, in the event of a case such as the Tokyo subway sarin gas attack, you can borrow bras from your female classmates openly.

Of course, even if this fantasy becomes reality, I don’t think any girl would lend her anti-gas bra to the nasty guy like Eunuch Cao. He will definitely die with his face twisted and his eyes closed.

Following this wretched assumption, there are fewer girls than boys in Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, so some people must not be able to get anti-gas bras. Will the boys fight for survival? Girls will give priority to the bras.

Give it to the person you like?

If we talk about fighting, no one in the second grade (3) class can beat me, but using a bra as the winning prize is really a bit obscene.

I still have some hope that someone can take the initiative to give it to me.

If the squad leader happens to be wearing this kind of anti-gas bra, will he give me half of it to use?

Normally, I would first think of Xiaoqin sitting next to me, right? But is her bra too small for my face?

The size of the monitor is just right for me.

Yes, you are right. I am trying on the squad leader's bra, wearing it on my face with half a cup, in case there is a biochemical attack in the future and I cannot wear it correctly in a hurry and endanger my life.

I don't think I'm qualified to hunt down the underwear thief.

It's all because of the female hormones left in the bra by the monitor.

I felt hot all over my body and my breathing became rapid.

I kind of want to use the squad leader's bra to do more obscene things.

Thinking about it makes my heart itch.

No! You can't do that kind of thing! If you do that kind of thing, you can't go back! You will gradually degenerate into an irredeemable pervert!

Calm down! Calm down! Think of something to calm down your body!

Amitabha and Sister Feng alone are no longer enough! Yes, imagine Gong Lina singing "Golden Cudgel"! This can definitely put out the fire!

I jumped out of bed, humming the incomprehensible lyrics of "The Golden Cudgel" softly, and doing push-ups continuously with extremely high acceleration.

50,51,52……60

The body is still in a stiff state.

A few times I moved too much and almost hurt my golden cudgel.

Ah, I'm so perverted, I actually raped the carpet in Aunt Ren's bedroom...

100,101,102…200!

Finally, Master Gong Lina's golden cudgel was superior, and I gradually cooled down and returned to bed with sore arms.

I solemnly put the monitor's bra back under the pillow and swore to Sun Dasheng that I would never touch it again tonight, otherwise I would dream of Gong Lina and Sister Feng's duet.

The next day I got up very early (a habit developed from running) and quickly made the bed, especially arranging the pillows.

I'm going to pretend that I never found the bra. I hope that when the squad leader wakes up and can't find the bra, he won't find any flaws when he comes to get it.

I looked at the watch and saw that it was 6:50 and neither of the girls got up.

I expected that Xiaoqin would stay in bed on rest days, but shouldn’t the squad leader get up early every day? He has to prepare breakfast for his brother, continue the unfinished work at school, and take time to go to the pet hospital.

Volunteer... If you don’t get up early, you won’t have enough time, right?

Standing in the living room and looking around, I found that Xiaoqin's bedroom door was open, no one was inside, and there was only an empty quilt on the bed.

The door to the guest room is closed well.

As expected, after the squad leader and I exchanged rooms, Xiaoqin sneaked into the guest room, but I didn't hear her make any special noise.

I guess Xiaoqin took advantage of the darkest night to sneak into the squad leader's bed (she thought it was my bed), and then slipped into bed, hoping to wait until dawn so that the squad leader would find us sleeping together.

Declare our relationship.

Because it was too dark, I didn’t realize that the person sleeping in the same bed as me was actually the squad leader. I was also worried that if I touched my body, I would wake up and be kicked out, so I kept carefully hiding my breath for a long time.

Just fall asleep naturally, right?

To sum up, it seems that there are two girls sleeping on the bed in the guest room now, who have no expectation of what will happen when they wake up.

Although I have never seen Xiao Qin sleeping, when she was a little bully, I once saw him lying on the grass slope behind the shipyard, sleeping like a starfish with his belly exposed.

I wanted to sneak over and attack him, but he suddenly laughed in his sleep, turned over in a big movement, and unexpectedly kicked my knee with his toe, which made me wail in pain.

Awakened by this, he laughed ferociously and kicked me down as I was trying to escape, letting me touch my nose on the ground. Then he grabbed one of my shoes in each hand and dragged me down the grassy slope, making me eat a lot of grass roots and

Mud.

That's right, the "weed eater" punishment I used on Mr. Peaked Hat was inspired by the Little Bully.

This shows how bad Xiaoqin's sleeping habits were in the past.

Even if she desperately wanted to be a girl in the past three years, she could not completely erase the traces of the past.

It is estimated that at this moment, she was fast asleep and had forgotten to hide herself. She had already turned over carelessly. Maybe she was already hugging the monitor?

As soon as I came out of the bathroom, I heard someone shouting from the guest room:

"Why are you!? Where did you hide classmate Ye Lin!?"

It was Xiaoqin's voice, and I could imagine her being furious and confused.

"Xiaoqin? You, when did you come in?... Why are you dressed like this!"

The monitor asked this question, which shows that Xiaoqin's attire is quite weird even in the eyes of girls.

"Classmate Ye Lin likes me dressed like this! But monitor, why are you wearing the same underwear as me!?"

"No, don't lift my pajamas! What are you looking for? You can't hide anything in pajamas!"

"Don't change the subject! Why are your underwear the same as mine! Did someone else give it to you? Take it off and let me check it!"

"Stop! It's going to be torn! I bought this as a set during a supermarket sale! Isn't it strange that you have it too?"

"No! There is only one pair of this style of underwear in the world! Take yours off!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-!!"

Shusha let out a high-frequency scream, which made my blood boil.

I can't imagine what it would be like for Xiaoqin to take off the squad leader's underwear.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha!!!"

Suddenly someone started laughing uncontrollably.

Without having to distinguish carefully, I knew that the person who made such a ghostly laugh could only be Xiaoqin.

"No, don't squeak at me! Monitor, I'm ticklish! Stop squeaking at me! Haha, hahahahahaha——"

If you laugh to such an extent, you must even burst into tears, right?

The two girls were twisting together, as if someone was riding on each other, making a dull "thump" sound on the mattress.

It seems that the squad leader found Xiaoqin's weakness and started to fight back.

"Pranks, right? You like pranks, right? If I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know who my sister is!"

"Ahahahaha~~~Don't...let me take a breath! Spare me! I can't do it anymore..."

"I used to think that you were weak and sick, so I always gave in to you, but now it seems that it is completely unnecessary! Your illness must have been cured long ago!"

"It's, it's not healed! If you don't pay attention, it will relapse! Ah~haha~~ Stop tickling me! I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to die! Help!"

"Say you'll never play pranks on me again! Never use a remote-controlled mouse to scare me again!"

"Eh? I don't have a remote control mouse? Ah~~ don't! I promise! I promise you!"

After an emotional hand-to-hand fight, the room finally calmed down.
Chapter completed!
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