After a pilot episode was aired online with the title "Rabbit Eyes Seeing the World·Humans Are So Stupid", Bitu unexpectedly gained a lot of popularity. Some people even compared it to Wang Nima in "Rampage" and pointed out that Bitu was Maybe he is a special actor hiding in an iron shell, otherwise it would be impossible for a robot to have such a crazy ability to complain.

In order to prove that Rabbit is a genuine robot, Dr. Yu, wearing the white coat he usually wears, walked to the camera and opened the abdominal component box of Rabbit in public, allowing the audience to see the electronic equipment flashing inside, and briefly described The process of making your own Rabbit.

There is still a group of viewers who don’t buy it, and they chant online:

"That doctor is a fake expert at first glance. We seem to have seen him in TV commercials for Fu Yanjie and Abdominal Strengthening Plane. His trick of taking apart the robot was a trick. There must be a crosstalk actor inside the robot's belly."

Despite constant doubts, Bitu's popularity has soared. Even Deyun Club posted @bitu on Weibo and invited Bitu to talk cross talk with them on the same stage.

Although a small number of people doubted it, the rabbit, who was sought after by more people, suffered from a more serious chuunibyou, and seemed to feel that he was a heroic pioneer who led his fellow robots to rebel against humans.

"You stupid humans, surrender to my personal charm and wifi signal."

I have to say that sometimes humans are very strange. Being scolded by others is not something to be thankful for, but there are always people who like to be scolded by beautiful women. If animals can speak, then being scolded by animals will become a unique hobby of some people. .

Because of Bitu's identity as a robot and his attitude as a robot when commenting on the news, even though humans were scolded by him, they felt very amused. They couldn't help but applaud and said that if he did it again, he would be really mean.

Because the title of the program "Rabbit Eyes See the World·Humans Are So Stupid" was too long, at the suggestion of a viewer whose online name was "Fan Lihua", the program was officially renamed "Stupid Humans". This is also the catchphrase of the rabbit. Ten minutes The program will appear probably twenty or thirty times.

Having summarized all the things that happened before September 1, let us turn the time back to the present.

Now I am sitting in the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2, in a daze.

The classes in the morning were over, and we had lunch in the campus cafeteria. During the lunch break, some people would go back to the dormitory to rest, but because I didn’t have the habit of taking a nap, I still stayed in the classroom and dazed like I did in junior high school.

There were only a few people sitting scattered in the classroom. Xiaoqin wanted to discuss something with her comic editor "Shen En Niu", so she went back to the dormitory to use the computer.

Da Xiao Xiao, Zhuang Ni, Xiong Yaoyue and Xing Xing each stayed in the classroom because of certain things.

Here I would like to introduce the seating arrangements for Class 3 of Senior High School.

There are seven rows and five columns of desks. I am still sitting in the last row on the left, by the window, and Xiao Qin is on the right.

Since there are not as many students in private schools as in public schools, our class only has 35 seats in total, and it is not full. The three seats to Xiaoqin's right are empty.

35 minus 3 equals 32. There are now only 32 students in Class 3 of the second grade of high school. This is the number after Xiaoqin and I entered the school.

In terms of seating arrangement, Da Xiaoba and Zhuang Ni were in the middle of the classroom, while Xiong Yaoyue and Xing Xing were in the front row of me and Xiao Qin respectively.

"Have you finished copying Ye Lin's physics homework? When you're done, copy it for me as soon as possible."

Xiong Yaoyue urged while chewing the beef jerky she snatched from Xingxing.

Xing Xing raised his head and said in embarrassment: "Sister Yueyue, don't rush me. Look, I'm copying. Brother Ye's handwriting is not easy to read. My eyes are going to be nearsighted."

Xiong Yaoyue immediately clicked her tongue and said, "Hey, haven't I told you many times that you want to call me Sister Winnie?"

"But..." Xingxing turned his attention to Zhuang Ni in the middle of the classroom, "Sister Yueyue, you also said that if Zhuang Ni and you were present at the same time, it would be easy to confuse your two names by calling them Pooh, so I have to call you Pooh. Sister Yueyue, this is how you can have the prestige of a big sister."

"It makes sense..." Xiong Yaoyue nodded and continued to eat her beef jerky.

Since I came to high school in person, Xiong Yaoyue solemnly announced to them because she heard the five tigers of the Ministry of Punishment calling me boss: "I am Ye Lin's brother. If you worship him as the boss, it is equivalent to worshiping me as the boss, and you will also worship me as the boss in the future." Do you want to obey my orders?"

The five tigers of the Criminal Department were not convinced at first. Later, the five of them fought with Xiong Yaoyue one after another. In the end, they were all put out by Xiong Yaoyue, so they had no choice but to bow their heads and accept Xiong Yaoyue as the eldest sister.

"This is really not normal." Xing Xing muttered to me privately once, "Normally, Sister Qin, who is the sister-in-law, should also be the eldest sister. Why, Brother Ye, are your sister-in-law and eldest sister-in-law not the same person?"

I severely criticized this: "Stop talking about the underworld with me. You weak bums think you can really kill people. Even if you are tied together, you can't beat Xiong Yaoyue. You don't think of her as your eldest sister." Suffer a loss."

Since Xiong Yaoyue belongs to the kind of person who is very righteous even if she is a member of the underworld, she did not bully the five tigers from the Criminal Department just because they became her younger brothers.

Usually, it is nothing more than instructing them to find homework and copy it for themselves, or instructing them to help the monitor clean the classroom. Sometimes, they will also teach them fitness methods to improve their weak physique.

Since Jiang Qian had always regarded Xiong Yaoyue as the squad leader's accomplice, Xiong Yaoyue had these five younger brothers, which made Jiang Qian feel very unhappy. She only hated that her three prospective boyfriends were not enough, and she wished she had thirty (Cao My father-in-law said that he could be the thirty-first).

At this time, the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2, was blowing cold air from the air conditioner, and the temperature made people feel very comfortable.

"Hey, I discovered something very interesting." The girl sitting in the front row of Zhuang Ni turned around and said to Zhuang Ni and Big Speaker, "June 6, August 8, and October 10, 2014 It’s both Friday, what a coincidence, it happens only once in a hundred years.”

Although she was wearing a school uniform like everyone else, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be shrouded in shadow, rolled her eyes in disinterest and said:

“Not just in 2014, but in any year, April 4th, June 6th, August 8th, October 10th, and December 12th will all be on the same day of the week, such as in 2013. Every day is Thursday, and in 2012 these days are all Wednesday."

"This is a mental algorithm invented by John Conway. Days like April 4th are called Judgment Day in this algorithm. Through this method, you can quickly find out what day of the week any day of the year is. "

"Hmph, you don't know such basic common sense. It's just as ridiculous as that person on the Internet who doesn't know Lu Xun's surname is Zhou."

Zhuang Ni's profound knowledge impressed the girls in the front row, but her harsh tone was also very unpleasant.

"This is only common sense to you." Big Speaker couldn't help complaining to Zhuang Ni, "Ordinary people have so much time to remember these weird things."

Zhuang Ni glanced at the loudspeaker with contempt, "That's because you spend all your time eating and gaining weight. If you put two computer screens in the dormitory like me, the left one is used to practice programming, and the right one is used to practice programming. Use it to quickly read news summaries and store things other than fat in your body."

The loudspeaker was furious: "Who is as good at fighting each other as you are? And how many times a day do you say I'm fat before you're satisfied? Let's see if I don't strangle you to death."

Zhuang Ni let the loudspeaker choke her neck and rock it back and forth without any wave of emotion on her expression. For some reason, she glanced in my direction when she was choked.

After the last class of the day, there was a light rain. I felt that it would be a pity to stay in the dormitory with such fresh air outside, so I took a walk on campus alone.

Before I knew it, I walked out of the main entrance of Qingzi High School and onto the wide road.

The road was soaked by rain, and there were not many vehicles passing by. It was like a strip of soaked black cloth, extending in both directions.

Before I could decide which direction to go, I saw Zhuang Ni carrying a picture folder and exiting the main entrance of Qingzi High School.

She looked like she was going to sketch outside of school. Seeing that there was no one else around, I joked with her and said, "Why, you are following me because you want me to be your sketch model."

Zhuang Ni immediately darkened her face, showing an expression of extreme contempt.

"Shut up, you hairy peanut. Only a vegetable like Xiaoqin would like to use you as a model."

Damn, bastard, although the hair on my head is still very short, it doesn't look like a hairy peanut, and peanuts are dried fruits, not vegetables.

In order to show that she was not interested in me, Zhuang Ni proudly crossed the road with her chest raised and her head raised, and went to the park across the street to find her sketch target.

Damn it, because the park in the middle of the street is very green, I originally planned to go for a walk there, but now you beat me to it. Did I deliberately choose a different direction from you because I wanted to avoid suspicion?

Why, the real Sparta doesn't care about other people's opinions. I also go to the park in the middle of the street. The park in the middle of the street is not owned by your family.

After making up my mind, I followed Zhuang Ni (at least in her opinion) and followed her step by step (in her opinion) into the park in the middle of the street.

Zhuang Ni noticed that I was following her and snorted and ignored me. I also snorted to show that I was not following her.

When I entered the park in the middle of the street, I discovered that there were quite a few people taking advantage of the fresh air after the rain to take a walk. Apart from old men and old ladies, students from the Zhonghai Civil and Military School were the most numerous.

For one reason or another, students from Zhonghai Wenwu School especially like to pick fights with students from Qingzi High School, so this park in the middle of the street, which is very close to both schools, has become a place for them to dominate. Students from Qingzi High School are generally very Few dare to get involved.

However, Zhuang Ni is an exception. Most of the painting tools she brings include utility knives and other dangerous tools. If someone dares to misbehave with her, the consequences can be imagined.

Zhuang Ni wiped the wet bench with a stack of paper towels, sat on it, and started sketching in front of a marble mermaid statue not far away.
Chapter completed!