As the saying goes, shaving your head will change your view of the world (this is why eminent monks need to be tonsured), and what I want to say is that shaving your head will also change the world's view of you. Not everyone is the same with a shaved head.

Taoist monk, I will let everyone think that I am a person who has been released from prison.

In the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher who wore glasses and had a hairstyle that looked a bit like Einstein started a simple experiment on the desk and asked me to be his assistant.

"That bald classmate, come over and smell this bottle of liquid."

I have said before that because my father used to be a university teacher, I generally have great respect for the teaching profession. Now I find that the chemistry teacher does not judge people by their appearance and actually asks me to be an assistant. I can't help but feel flattered and hurriedly go there.

Go over to the podium.

"Be careful not to mess up!" Xiong Yaoyue, who was in Class C with me, told me with a smile.

"Ye Lin, please be careful!" Xiao Qin warned with a worried look, "My mother once encountered a chemical accident in a certain production crew, and the actor playing the zombie turned into a real zombie... Student Ye Lin, can you

Don't be too careless."

"It's okay, it's okay." I waved to them and quickly arrived in front of the podium with long strides. Following the chemistry teacher's request, I lowered my head slightly and sniffed the dark liquid in the flask.

"It doesn't smell very good?" I frowned and said to the chemistry teacher.

"Is it just that it doesn't smell good?" The chemistry teacher made a "do it again" gesture, "Be serious! Don't be distracted just because you've fallen out of love!"

Well! This stupid chemistry teacher didn’t know that I was a new student. He thought I was his old student and that I shaved my head because I was in love!

I couldn't help but lowered my head and sniffed the bottle of liquid again. This time I probably inhaled a little too much, and my nose was suddenly filled with an indescribable strange smell, which made me cough uncontrollably.

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Seeing me coughing, the chemistry teacher looked happy and asked, "Does it smell pungent?"

I nodded with a grimace, "Yes, it's very exciting!"

The chemistry teacher was then satisfied and said to me and everyone else: "Please note, this is poisonous. Don't smell it again in the future."

What a cheat! You actually tricked me into smelling poisonous things! Chemistry teacher, do you think out of good intentions that I need guidance because of a lovelorn relationship, or do you think that I am a person released from prison, so even if I am poisoned, I am still doing harm to the people!

After the chemistry teacher finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter. Only Xiao Qin was angry and stared at the chemistry teacher with dissatisfaction until the chemistry teacher continued to explain that the liquid will evaporate a lot of toxicity only when heated.

It would not cause poisoning to humans, so Xiaoqin calmed down a little.

Chemistry class was followed by biology class. I was shocked when I saw the biology teacher. I asked Eunuch Cao who was sitting in front of me: "Isn't this the 'Military Teacher' from our No. 28 Middle School? Why did she come to Qingzi High School to teach?"

Class already?"

"Mr. Miejie" is an old lady who believes in celibacy. She has been single for fifty years. When she taught us biology in No. 28 Middle School, everyone said that she had a hobby of collecting germs. Maybe the germs she collected in private could be

Destroy all human beings, so she was given the nickname "Extermination Master", and it is recognized that she ranks first among our twenty-eight weapons of mass destruction.

"Master, you don't know," Eunuch Cao answered me respectfully, "Master Miejie felt that she was not qualified when she taught biology at No. 28 Middle School, so she kept working hard to further her studies, and finally changed from a junior high school teacher to a high school teacher. Now she is running

I came to Qingzi High School to teach biology! I heard that my salary has doubled several times!"

"But I don't think she came here for the salary," Xiong Yaoyue, who was sitting on my left, interjected, "Master Jue seems to have taken a fancy to Qingzi High School, which arranges teachers to travel abroad every winter and summer vacation. She wrote to the leader

For travel advice, the target countries are all places where large-scale infectious diseases are occurring. For example, she is clamoring to go to Guinea this summer vacation..."

Damn it! Isn’t there an Ebola virus in Guinea? Others are avoiding it for fear of it, but Master Miejie actually wants to travel to Guinea!? She obviously wants to collect a copy of the Ebola virus and bring it back to expand her collection! Is it so dangerous?

Why does the biology teacher on campus feel that Qingzi High School is not much safer than Guinea!

Fortunately, Mrs. Miejie didn't pay attention to me when she was giving lectures, and she didn't ask me to go to the front to smell something like the chemistry teacher did.

After a long break, I suddenly resumed my study rhythm, and the teacher was still moving in a lively class system. I was really tired, but the busy time passed quickly, and I felt like I had finished school without learning anything.

To sum up, although I only had time to meet the teachers of Chinese, Mathematics, Politics, Chemistry and Biology today, I think they each have their own interesting aspects. It seems that the future study life will not be boring.

I noticed that Amy didn't come to class with us.

This is actually not surprising. When Amy was in junior high school at Qingzi Academy, she made everything special, asking the subject teachers to go to the VIP building to attend classes like tutors. Even so, she often missed classes.

But I feel that Amy finally went to the same school as me, and it would be a pity if she didn’t come to take a class with me.

So after I had dinner with Xiaoqin in the campus restaurant, I went to the principal building to find Amy. Xiaoqin couldn't follow me because a female classmate was pestering her to ask where she could buy the cat school bag.

go.

If Xiaoqin had followed, she would have been as surprised as me.

Because I was in the underground parking lot of the principal building and saw Amy experimenting with a vehicle that I couldn’t tell whether it was high-tech or retro—a dog-powered tricycle!

What a weird thing! It is said that Dr. Yu Xian invented it! In principle, it is no different from a carriage, except that the carriage is pulled by dogs instead of horses, and the dogs do not pull the carriage in front, but on the side.

Generally speaking, it looks like a wheelchair with a dog tied to the side...

Needless to say, the person who was tied to the pulling position of the dog-powered tricycle by Amy was Obama, who had been kidnapped the day before yesterday. At this moment, he was pulling the car slowly with a miserable look on his face, and raised his head to ask for help from me.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Amy urged, patting the armrest of her wheelchair impatiently, "After you were rescued from the kidnapper and you ate good food every day, you've become extremely fat! You're trying to pull me to lose weight, you know?

!When you finish practicing in the parking lot, go outside and pull me! Let those stupid people take a good look at what kind of cars the upper class people ride in!"

Do superior people ride in a dog-pulled car? Although Obama is very fat, he is not a particularly strong dog. If he were not as light as a swallow, then Obama would not be able to pull him! If this scene had been

Animal protection organizations see this and are going to accuse you of animal cruelty! You are obviously an American but don’t you have any awareness of this?

I pointed this out to Amy, but Amy gave me a hygiene eyeball and said: "In the United States, letting your pet become overweight is also considered pet abuse! I am now helping Obama lose weight! Not only can I help him lose weight, but he can also

I’m having fun with it! Ahhhh~~~ Don’t spin around in circles! Just move forward!”

I stepped forward and held the front beam of the dog-powered tricycle, guiding Obama to walk in a straight line. Only then did Amy smile with satisfaction, and crossed her slender legs under her miniskirt, as if she was in the Caribbean.

Basking in the sun on the coast.

"Drive! Drive!" Amy waved her right hand in the air, making a whip-cracking gesture. She always felt that she regarded me as a laborer pulling a car like Obama.

Anyway, Amy didn't sink. The friction between the dog-powered tricycle and the ground was specially optimized. It didn't take much effort for Obama and I to pull it together, so I didn't pay too much attention to it. I thought it was just teasing my sister and pulled Amy along.

I walked around the underground parking lot 4 or 5 times.

When I wanted to stop on the 5th lap, I suddenly saw Pentheus in the gap between two cars. It was so sudden that I almost screamed and asked: "Penttheus, when did you show up?"

!?Have you learned the Lingbo Weibu!?"

Pentheus shook his head with an unnatural expression, "Actually, I have been standing here, but the light here is dark, and I closed my eyes and thought about things..."

Is it really the joke about "black people please use high-end printers for ID cards"! Pentheus, you can cast invisibility by standing in the dark wearing black clothes and closing your eyes! You are a racial talent, like me

No matter how hard you practice, you can’t learn it!

"Actually, the dog-powered tricycle made by Dr. Yu is just a sample," Pentheus said. "This is an idea he had in high school. Now that he has sufficient research funds, he has turned it from a drawing into a reality. He made it

After it came out, I posted it on the crowdfunding website to see everyone's reaction. As a result, many people supported it, so I planned to experimentally produce some for sale. In addition to this initial model of 'One Dog Power', there are also 'Two Dogs'.

You can freely choose the models of 'Power' and 'Sangouli'..."

Damn it, the pace of human beings tossing their pets will never stop! After having the dog-powered tricycle, it will be the cat-powered tricycle next! If the squad leader is allowed to sit on the "Five Dog Power" or "Ten Cat Power"

"The tricycle, the squad leader will get a nosebleed!"

When Pentheus and I were talking, it was the turn of one of Obama's dogs to pull the cart. It pulled for a while and then lay half-dead on the ground pretending to be dead. Amy took off her sandals and kicked it with bare feet, but it didn't respond. Finally, this

The first "test run" had to be abandoned.

After following Amy upstairs, I asked Amy why we didn't come to class together and listed the benefits of class together with her, but Amy was indifferent.

"I don't plan to get into a Chinese university. What's the use of studying Chinese high school courses? Let alone taking classes with those stupid people! Recently, I'm studying investment knowledge. Dr. Yu's tricycle is just a small thing. For

To get more disposable wealth, I must be able to do business like my mother! Just when I was having fun with Obama, I thought of a great idea..."

===Separating line===In terms of popularity rankings, Xiao Qin in Group A is about to break through the 50,000 mark. The distance between her and the squad leader is shortening, and Zhuang Ni's votes have been on the rise recently.

Shu Zhe, the transvestite in Group B, is working hard and preparing to surpass the robot pussy.
Chapter completed!