Tomorrow is the opening ceremony. Since my backpack containing my underwear fell into a puddle and I had no new underwear to wear after taking a shower, I had no choice but to borrow some from Shu Zhe.

"Lend me a vest and a pair of underwear, the ones with good elasticity and one size fits all, and they must be new and you haven't worn them before." I emphasized to Shu Zhe, "I don't want to be like some pervert. He even got the transvestite’s original underwear and put them on himself.”

Shu Zhe was not very happy to hear what I said, "Brother Ye Lin, do you think I want to be like this? It's not all your fault. I don't like to wear old-fashioned things like vests, so I don't have any, but underwear." There are several newly purchased ones, Brother Ye Lin, you can choose them yourself."

Shu Zhe lined up three pairs of unopened underwear on the bed for me to choose from.

Forget it, Shu Zhe doesn't have a vest. Anyway, he has grown breasts now, and wearing a men's vest won't be comfortable. Shu Zhe can't have the kind of tight-fitting black sports vest that I like.

But the underwear Shu Zhe listed to me still made me frown.

Well... although he would never dare to give me lace or translucent women's underwear, the underwear he displayed were all tight briefs. I am obviously a firm supporter of wide boxer briefs.

But now it’s already 10:30 in the evening. It’s impossible for me to go to the campus supermarket to buy a pair of underwear in the middle of the night. Eunuch Cao and the Five Tigers from the Ministry of Justice also live in the boys’ dormitory, but I always feel that if I ask them Borrowing underwear will make you look even more perverted.

I had no choice but to choose the loosest one from Shu Zhe's three pairs of underwear, and then ignored Shu Zhe's advice to wash my underwear before wearing it, and put on the underwear directly after taking a shower.

"Brother Ye Lin, you are really not particular." Shu Zhe said to me before turning off the lights and going to bed. "There are so many dyeing chemical residues on chemical fiber textiles. It's not good for your health if you wear them directly."

"Come on." I retorted, "You, a guy who casually takes antidepressants and has estrogen-induced breast development like a girl, have you got the right to laugh at me."

"Keep your voice down, it won't be good if others hear you." Shu Zhe said in a scolding tone, and then gradually fell asleep on the bed opposite me.

Ever since Shu Zhe's chest developed abnormally, he often had insomnia when sleeping alone in the dormitory. Maybe he was worried that Tang Jiang or other boys would suddenly break in and find out his secret.

However, whenever I stayed in the dormitory, Shu Zhe would always fall asleep quickly, as if I, the insider, were his "flower" messenger.

He fell asleep easily today, but I was tossing and turning in these briefs that didn't fit me well.

No matter what, although I am not a naked sleeper, in order to fall asleep as soon as possible and maintain energy for tomorrow, I had to take off my briefs, lay naked on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Nothing happened all night, and I slept very comfortably. However, the next morning, I was woken up by Shu Zhe's scream.

"Ah ah ah brother Ye Lin, what are you doing? Don't let me see your ugly things, okay? Why don't you wear any clothes when you sleep?"

I sat up from the bed sleepily, looked at the towel quilt that I had kicked off the bed because of the hot weather, and immediately understood what was going on.

"It's all boys, so what's the fuss?" I pouted to Shu Zhe, "Your briefs are so tight that I can't sleep unless I take them off, and it's normal for adolescent boys to be particularly energetic when they wake up in the morning. This is just a normal morning erection, I am not in heat with your transvestite roommate."

As I said this, I put on my slippers and went to the toilet to urinate, without any covering up of my naked Spartan body.

Legend has it that after the ancient Spartans captured prisoners of war, they would strip the male prisoners naked and let them walk on the street for public humiliation. The way to humiliate them was to have their Spartan soldiers walk beside them to show off their strength. , with tanned muscles, the prisoners of war looked like thin white-striped chickens in comparison.

Eunuch Cao commented on this: The Spartans are really a bunch of gays. For normal people, shouldn't the female prisoners of war be stripped naked and publicly humiliated?

In fact, the Spartans were really not gay enough. They were once defeated by the real gay army "The Holy Army of Thebes" (composed of 150 pairs of same-sex lovers). This is probably why I am definitely not Pentecostal. The reason for Sri Lanka's opponents.

In any case, flexing my muscles in front of Shu Zhe really felt like a Spartan humiliating a prisoner of war, and it really made my brain secrete a lot of endorphins.

After coming back from the toilet, I saw that Shu Zhe had put on his clothes neatly, and looked in the mirror on the desk to achieve the effect of excellence, ensuring that every hair wrapped in conditioner was in the most suitable condition. Location.

Very, very pretty.

Seeing my careless return from the reflection in the mirror, Shu Zhe complained:

"Brother Ye Lin, are you like this at home? Do you also walk around without clothes in front of Sister Xiaoqin?"

"Nonsense, how is that possible?" I said angrily, "Xiaoqin is a girl, how shameless must I be to walk naked in front of her. There is no one else in the dormitory now. You and I are both boys. I will come back after going to the toilet. What's wrong with wearing clothes? Everyone in the men's bathhouse is naked."

Shu Zhe was speechless and went to pack his schoolbag in silence, but I seemed to notice that the corner of his eye glanced at my male features several times.

What is this look that is mixed with curiosity, jealousy and excitement, and what is the reason for that trace of blush on your face? Why do I have the illusion that I am being watched by a real girl?

Because the atmosphere in the room was so weird, I finally got dressed as quickly as possible and prepared to set off to the teaching building with Shu Zhe.

Although Shu Zhe is in a different class than me, he is still in the same grade and attends classes in the same teaching building.

I put Shu Zhe's underwear on, and when it was my turn to put on my coat, I discovered that there were a lot of mud spots stuck to the bottom of my school uniform pants. I didn't notice them last night.

It is said that the new semester is a new atmosphere. In the new semester, she appeared in front of everyone wearing a pair of dirty pants. It was a discredit to the class monitor. Xiaoqin lost face. I hesitated and finally decided not to wear school uniform today and chose a pair that could A T-shirt and big shorts that expose my muscles to the maximum extent.

Anyway, one of my main tasks today is to demonstrate to Jiang Qian and the monitor’s opponents, so the more casual the better, the more it will make them think that I am not an ordinary student who abides by the rules, the better.

Thinking about this, I came out without even taking my school bag. I remember that the main activities today were the class mobilization meeting and the opening ceremony. The reason why Shu Zhe took his school bag was to transfer things to his storage cabinet.

"Brother Ye Lin, you look really ugly." In the campus restaurant, while Shu Zhe was still chewing his celery omelette, I had already given him two tea eggs and a meat bun. Eat it all.

"I have something to do today, and I have to go to the classroom of Grade 2 (3) class early." I told Shu Zhe and left the table early.

For ordinary people, the journey from the restaurant to the teaching building takes seven or eight minutes, but for me, a well-trained Spartan, as long as I run hard enough, I can reach the destination within four minutes. question.

In the blink of an eye, I arrived in front of the teaching building, which was much higher than the 28th Middle School, stepped on the steps that were much higher than the 28th Middle School, and walked into the corridor, which was much higher than the 28th Middle School.

However, the quality of the students in Qingzi High School may not be better than that of No. 28 Middle School. I have seen many things that are good on the outside but bad on the inside.

Before the opening ceremony, each class has a less formal class mobilization meeting. My purpose is to occupy the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2, before Jiang Qian appears, so that she can see my fierce look as soon as she enters the door. , give her a show of strength.

It took me a while to find the classroom on the second floor. When I walked to the door of Class 3, Grade 2, I found that the classroom door had been opened, and there was a short boy with a watermelon head and thick myopia glasses inside who was reviewing his homework.

Damn it, no matter what school you are in, there are always top students. They work so hard on the first day of school. How can you put someone like me who has fallen behind in two years of courses so embarrassing?

When I walked into the classroom, he ignored me and seemed to have entered the ocean of knowledge completely.

I felt that this kind of person who was obsessed with studying should not be a member of Jiang Qian's gang of four, so I decided to ignore his existence and concentrate on making a very unfriendly gesture towards the classroom door, waiting for Jiang Qian to come in and give her a hard time. Scare her.

The reason why I dare to do this is that I know that Jiang Qian has the habit of coming to the classroom early every morning and reading English loudly regardless of other people's feelings. And Shusha has to go to the teacher's office before coming to class today, so Jiang Qian has a 80% chance There is a chance that Shusha will enter the classroom before Shusha, so Shusha will not have time to stop my behavior.

There are various postures to threaten people. The one I am best at is to raise one foot high and step on the desk, then fold my hands on my chest, raise my head high, look down at the other person with many whites of my eyes exposed, and then reveal a wolf at the corner of my mouth. A smile like that.

It was so perfect to match my current bald head. I put on this exemplary villain image and faced the door of the classroom. The top student who was still reviewing his homework didn't even look at me. It really hurt my self-esteem.

Not only did it hurt my self-esteem, Shu Zhe's underwear also made me very tight.

When I was running to the teaching building just now, the triangle underwear made my lower body feel uncomfortable. As a last resort, I had to secretly adjust it when no one saw it.

Now I have one foot on the desk closest to the podium, my knees facing the classroom door, and my briefs are beginning to torture me again, making me extremely awkward, although it may be more common sense to go to the toilet and adjust completely. , but time did not wait for me. Since the top student regarded me as nothing, I simply put my hand into my shorts and pulled my briefs to the side.

Well, this position is the best. Although my underwear may actually be on its side, it is still much more comfortable, at least it won't prevent me from acting abnormally when threatening someone.
Chapter completed!