As the "Diary Man" who leads the trend of the times in Dongshan City, Xiaoqin has extremely good lock-picking skills. After a while, she used a folded tinfoil strip to loosen the bathroom door lock, and was about to open the door and come in.

"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin."

I knew I had to take action now.

Bathing in the summer doesn't take much time. My own bathing is almost finished. I have applied antiseptic soap all over, and I just have to use the shower head to rinse off the foam on my body.

I don’t know if I should be thankful or not, but when Xiaoqin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.

Of course, these foam panties are not stable enough and the style is too bold. They may be equivalent to women's thongs.

But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.

So I walked to the inside of the bathroom door with my head held high without covering up, trying to stop Xiaoqin from opening the bathroom door.

I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.

Xiaoqin probably hasn't taken off her clothes yet. If she really takes off her clothes and wants to apply soap on my body, I'm not Liu Xiahui, an official fan with sexual insufficiency, so I may not be able to control it.

It's the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiaoqin's naked body, it's better to risk being naked by her and close the bathroom door again. It's not Xiaoqin's first time anyway. She saw me naked, she saw me when I was little and when I grew up.

As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags, with no complaints on his face, as if he was quite happy. Self-satisfied.

"Ah, mom is back." Xiaoqin said in panic, "What we did is going to be discovered."

What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out. It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me.

Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.

This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.

It's okay if Xiao Qin glanced at my "foam thong". If Aunt Ren saw it again, I would have to find an ancient temple in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.

However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom. .

I must have mentioned more than once that the bathroom at Aunt Ren's house is larger than mine. It not only has a shower head but also a bathtub, and the tiles on the walls and floor are also relatively high-end.

As a result, I slipped and fell. There was residual foam on my toes, which caused me to slip forward when I went to close the bathroom door.

If it is a small bathroom, I can always find support, but in a large bathroom, I can't find a support point. The only support point that can prevent me from falling and chewing mud is the bathroom door handle.

However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.

The momentum didn't stop. The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door.

Wearing a foam thong, no, all the foam had scattered during the flight, and it flew out naked and slippery.

"Holy crap, what kind of monster is he?"

Dad may not be used to my bald head yet, but when he saw a big bald head suddenly flying out of his bathroom, he couldn't help but screamed.

In those short few seconds when I was flying freely like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions in succession.

First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren.

Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.

In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next?" It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”

At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, the bottom part is the same...

No, no no, no, Xiaoqin, dad, aunt, who will not recognize my true body, even if Dad shows up for a while, "He Fang Evil", it is impossible to know. His own son's.

Bastard, this won't work and that won't work either, what should I do?

"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful."

Before I could think of any answer, I threw myself on Xiaoqin in a dirty manner like "an eminent monk leaving the bath". Xiaoqin was afraid that I would get hurt, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou. Kung Fu, I hope it can reduce the damage I take when I land.

As a result, she fell down with me.

Not only did I fall on my back, but I was also pinned down underneath.

Fortunately, the living room is carpeted all year round, and Xiaoqin has good Yin Yang Sanshou skills, so she did not suffer any serious impact and the back of her head did not touch the ground.

But that can't help much with the current bad situation. Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom with her own eyes, and threw Xiao Qin down on the carpet like a hungry tiger pouncing on food.

What a slutty monk, he was so impatient after becoming a monk that he threw himself on women before even wiping off the foam on his body after taking a bath.

Could this be the highest state of an "eminent monk" as described by Guo Degang, which is called "getting to know women when you get on the kang, and knowing shoes when you get off the kang"?

Ah ah ah ah, my thinking is already confused. I might as well go to the zoo to adopt a monkey, and then take it to the West to learn scriptures.

"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."

That's right, Aunt Ren looked at us with glaring eyes, especially when she looked at me. My whole back was seen by Aunt Ren. Even though I have latissimus dorsi muscles that I am proud of, they can't reach my buttocks. It's so shameful for my stepmother to see my big muscles. Aunt Ren, please stop looking at me. I didn't mean to lie on your daughter like this.

Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin had close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.

"Classmate Ye Lin." Xiaoqin put one arm around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "Hold me and get up slowly. Treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... hold me and move me slowly to your bedroom..."

What kind of shameful play is this? Are you actually using your adopted sister as an apron? If I hold you up and stand up, I can block Aunt Ren’s gaze, but what will Aunt Ren think? I hugged her daughter naked. If you go into your own bedroom, wouldn't you be committing a terrible death?

"Aunt Ren, please don't make any big moves yet. This is a misunderstanding."

Anyway, I shouted this sentence first.

"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin can testify that I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home."

"Ha." Aunt Ren took a step into the living room, looked down at me condescendingly and said, "Since you didn't do anything bad, you are doing something good."

"Yes, yes." I nodded hurriedly, and then shook my head hurriedly, "This is neither a good thing nor a bad thing, it is an accident, an accident. It must be because my balance ability has weakened because I shaved my head..."

"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly."

Alas, Aunt Ren didn't think twice when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get off Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal nudity as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other sincerely, but also It’s not this “sincerity” method.

"Dad, don't be stunned and bring me some clothes."

I turned around and urged my dad, who just woke up from his dream. However, because he had a lot of newly bought goods in his hand, he had to find a place to put the goods down before he could get me clothes.

"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a shower. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem. Classmate Ye Lin used a move called the Flying Immortal from Heaven..."

Tian Wai Fei Xian, your sister, is obviously Tian Wai Fei Monk. If I use this "Tian Wai Fei Monk" trick in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will not be able to resist, because the picture is too beautiful and they dare not look at it.

"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.

"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom." Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."

After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that because my nuke mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap and was irritated during the flight, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs. This Aren't they the legendary legs? Oh my god, I did an extremely obscene thing to my adopted sister, and it was in front of Aunt Ren.

No, it’s fine if Xiaoqin didn’t mention this. As soon as she said it, I suddenly felt a strange feeling surging along both sides of my spine. Xiaoqin was so embarrassed that she didn’t know how to keep her legs together. The confused expression on my face, which was still closed, actually increased my body's excitement.

I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, dad, please bring the clothes quickly, otherwise my son will be dead. Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't forgive me for what I'm going to do next.
Chapter completed!