Shut up! Who wants to take you to Dubai? Others bring their wives and lovers to Dubai to make wonderful memories. Why should I take a transvestite there?

Standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of a seven-star hotel and admiring the sunset over the bay, the scene is so romantic that it makes one’s skin crawl. Do you actually want to spend it with a transvestite?

Bastard! If you say that again, I'll strangle you to death! It doesn't matter how much you and your sister look alike! I'm not horny enough to spend my honeymoon with a transvestite!

However, the ups and downs of fate are beyond our expectation. The day after I talked with Director Cao, due to some objective circumstances, I was unable to participate in "Killing Obama" at all, let alone take anyone with me.

Sightseeing tour of Dubai.

I'm bald.

It seems to have become stronger.

No, no, no, let me not discuss why bald people make you stronger. Let me first talk about why I am bald.

The reason seems to be that after petting a tiger in the back mountain, I scratched my head again without washing my hands, which resulted in me suffering from some kind of ringworm that can be transmitted between humans and animals. In addition, my hair is oily and bacteria-prone

It breeds easily and quickly gets out of control. It itches so much that I scratch my scalp.

Fortunately, Dr. Yu found a dermatologist he knew and gave me emergency treatment. It seemed that this dermatologist combined Chinese and Western medicine. He injected me with antibiotics using Western medicine methods, and evenly applied ancestral ointment on my head.

——I have to shave my head for this.

I have to say that the ancestral ointment is quite effective. I no longer itch the night I applied the ointment. However, since two weeks is a course of treatment, I have to keep my head bald for two weeks, even if hair stubble grows.

You should shave it off immediately.

"In the summer, the middle part of the hair is the easiest to sweat and breed bacteria. If you don't shave your head, cross-infection will be even more troublesome."

This is what the dermatologist said.

So I became bald and will have to remain bald for two weeks.

This feels really weird.

Although my hair used to be very short, in order to prevent enemies from grabbing my hair during fights, I basically kept it no longer than an inch, but shaving my head has never happened before.

No, if you think about it carefully, there must have been one time. That time, the bully lied to me and said that he would shave my head for free, but he ended up shaving my head into a male and female head. My father couldn’t laugh or cry, so he took me to get a haircut and waited for my hair to grow back.

Even on one side.

However, children's hair grows faster, and shaving children's heads is not very noticeable, so it didn't leave a deep impression on me.

Speaking of which, I was really naive back then. Although that time was because Xiaoba** and I started to be neighbors and I didn’t know him very well, so I shouldn’t just believe that he would shave my head for free - he had just stolen my hair.

Where's the candied haws?

In any case, I shaved my head bald to treat tinea capitis. The Chinese filming crew for "Killing Obama" were all middle-aged and balding literary and art workers. They were very afraid of being infected and refused to work with me. In addition,

Wearing a wig to play the role of young Obama was not good for my recovery, so the matter fell through.

Shu Zhe felt so regretful that he bought 50 welfare lottery tickets in a row, hoping to win and go to Dubai by himself, but of course he lost all his money.

I don't think losing this opportunity is a big loss, but losing my hair really bothers me.

"Hahaha, hahahaha! The dead manservant has turned into a dead monk! It makes me laugh to death, it makes me laugh to death!"

My head was shaved by Amy's dedicated barber, so Amy saw my bald head for the first time and rolled on the carpet with laughter.

Not only did she laugh at me mercilessly, she also reached out to touch my shiny bald head, just like stroking the Ming Dynasty porcelain she bought at Christie's auction.

"With such a round bald head, I wonder if a werewolf would transform if he saw it at night?"

Transform into your sister! I’m not Krillin’s full-moon head in “Dragon Ball”! I had to temporarily shave my head to treat ringworm! And you touch me directly without protection, aren’t you afraid?

Are you infected?

Wash your hands with disinfectant quickly! It doesn’t matter if I become bald. If you become bald, Amy, you will be so embarrassed that you won’t be able to see anyone! Your fans at Qingzi High School will also cry bitterly!

In order not to infect Amy, I decided to reduce direct contact with her until she was completely cured. If anything happened, I would use my mobile phone to contact her even if we were very close.

"Hahahahahahaha - Ye Lin, you look like this, don't you look like martial arts actor Ji Chunhua's 'Vulture' look in "Shaolin Temple"? You finally got the idea and want to specialize in negative roles?"

Xiong Yaoyue, who was eating and drinking at Amy's place, was the second person to see my bald figure. Her smile was even more exaggerated than Amy's. People who didn't know her looked at her look and thought she might have drunk."

Stimulants such as "vigor".

"You have a very clear memory in this regard," I said dissatisfied. "When I was in junior high school, I mentioned Teacher Ji Chunhua a little bit, and you can still remember it now? Ji Chunhua lost all his hair because of illness! Although I have tinea capitis

It can also be said that it is an illness...but I took the initiative to shave it for treatment, okay! The nature is different! My hair will grow back in two weeks!"

If I had had a mirror at that time, I would have discovered that the dissatisfied expression on my face when I protested did indeed have a ferocious charm of a "vulture".

It was tragic. I finally regained 1% of my shota face and became less like a bad guy. But because of my shaved head and my depressed mood, I looked like a prisoner released from prison.

Xiong Yaoyue laughed crazily for a long time, and finally squeezed her thighs hard to stop her laughter. However, she still didn't have enough energy to speak, and she wanted to laugh again at any time.

"Ha... So, Ye Lin, you are going to be a monk for two weeks? School will have started before then! Then you will show your bald face to the new classmates!"

I rolled my eyes in anger.

Class 3 of Qingzi High School's sophomore class includes some of my old classmates, as well as people I know from the past, such as the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department. They just smile when they see my bald head, but other people I'm not familiar with,

It will leave a bad first impression on them! Although first impressions are nothing for Sparta, if there are any messages because of this, and they say that I am the campus boss of Qingzi High School, then I

Just like in No. 28 Middle School, he will become the boss of the campus again without any reason!

Forget it, it’s useless to worry. Anyway, just like what they said at Zhonghai Civil and Military School, there is no one “who can beat the emperor” in Qingzi High School. As the 32nd generation leader of Yin Yang Sanshou, I am a campus

There's nothing wrong with the boss, he just thinks he's helping Qingzi High School maintain order.

"This Shaolin monk, what kind of martial arts do you practice?" Xiong Yaoyue held her left hand empty, like she was holding a microphone, and interviewed me with a wicked smile on her face, "Is it the Iron Head Kung Fu or the Vajra Kicks?"

"It's not the Iron Head Kung Fu, it's the Bald Head Kung Fu!" I said angrily, hitting Xiong Yaoyue with my bare head, "If you make fun of me again, I will infect you with tinea capitis! This is a super power from a tiger.

Tinea capitis! When you become bald, squat in the corner and cry!"

"Wow! I'm so scared!" Xiong Yaoyue was not really scared and nimbly dodged away. She also used her sprinting skills to escape at a distance beyond the reach of the tinea capitis fungus.

Now she stood in the distance and continued to point at me and laugh, because chasing her would put me in the playground, and more people would see my bald head. I was not mentally prepared, so I was a little hesitant.

At this time, Eunuch Cao may have seen me playing with Xiong Yaoyue, so he slowly came over. He heard from his father that I unfortunately suffered from tinea capitis, and had to shave my head for treatment, so when he saw my bald head, he

Didn't show much surprise.

"Humph, the master is suffering from a minor illness, and you young people not only don't take off your clothes to comfort him, but you actually laugh at him!"

Eunuch Cao accused Xiong Yaoyue with a righteous look.

"Tch, if you have the guts, you two masters and disciples can come after me!" Xiong Yaoyue disagreed, smiling and making faces at us while turning sideways to run away.

She knew that Eunuch Cao couldn't catch up with her even if he was given dinosaur blood, and if I chased her on the playground under the summer sun, it would only cause greater laughter because my bald head reflected the sunlight.

"Come back and apologize to the master!" Eunuch Cao said angrily, "Do you still have sympathy? If you become bald and everyone laughs at you, how will you feel in your heart?"

The level of righteous words makes people suspect that he took the wrong medicine last night.

I just felt that at this very moment when I was bald, Eunuch Cao, my apprentice, showed a rare conscience, and then he said the next sentence:

"You have offended the abbot and still want to leave!?"

Abbot... Abbot, your sister! Who is the abbot! If I shave my head, will I become the abbot? Eunuch Cao, don’t run away! Come back when you have the ability! I promise not to beat you to death!

Regarding the fact that I became an abbot, Zhuang Ni sincerely wished that my eyebrows would soon fall out along with my hair. Da Xiaoxu insisted on taking a photo with me as a souvenir. Only Gong Caicai empathized with me and expressed condolences to me.

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, don't worry too much. Before the high school entrance examination, I often lost my hair due to stress. Eating more sesame seeds will help. This is the black sesame paste I brought from home. If you don't mind it...

…”

"He shaved his head because of medical needs. It's not that he can't grow hair. Even if he grows hair during this period, he will have to shave it off again."

The monitor appeared from behind me at some point. I felt that after waving to Gong Caicai, she didn’t put her hand down for a long time. She seemed to want to touch my bare head like Amy, but she finally felt embarrassed and finally

He put his hands behind his back without any embarrassment.

Because if I stay in school, I will be teased by all kinds of unscrupulous friends, and there is also the risk of infecting Amy, Gong Caicai, and the monitor (the probability of infecting Shu Zhe, who is in the same dormitory, is especially high, but I don’t care about him), so I

I decided to live at home and come to school as little as possible until the tinea capitis is completely cured.
Chapter completed!