【1046】 Beware of stray bullets
Soon we approached the most eye-catching large tiled house in Liu Village. The exterior wall of this tiled house was made of bluestone bricks and it looked quite neat. There was also a solar water heater for bathing on the roof.
There was no Tibetan Mastiff in the yard, but a white Jinbei van parked. The fenders were dirty and looked like they hadn't been cleaned for a long time, which was in stark contrast to the cleanliness of the big tile-roofed house.
"Obama must be hidden here."
When she was still fifty steps away from the big tile-roofed house, Amy said with a firm tone.
"Why?" Pentheus's attitude was very much like that of a teacher who wanted to give a lesson to his students.
Amy raised her delicate chin slightly proudly, "The owner's intuition, I feel that there is a smell of gluttony in this house, it must be Obama."
004 and 005 nervously guarded Amy on both sides, with their right hands inserted into their suit pockets, wondering if they were holding guns.
There happened to be a thin old man over fifty years old who was leaning on a cane. Seeing that there were several new faces in Liu Village (and most of them were foreigners), he limped towards this direction.
"This time, this should be the old village chief." 005 confirmed to me that he was still not very good at distinguishing the exact age of Asians.
"Old man." Amy put her hands on her hips and asked the other person very rudely, "Who lives in this house? They are criminals, right?"
The old man opposite was indeed the village chief. When he heard that the blond Amy spoke fluent Chinese with a slight accent from Dongshan City, his eyes widened in surprise.
I quickly said: "You are the village chief here, right? My sister grew up in the United States. Americans are not very polite. Don't take it to heart."
When Amy heard what I said, she snorted disapprovingly and turned her face away.
The old village chief squinted his eyes and looked at us from head to toe, and suddenly said: "This little girl must be the one who bought tiger hunting equipment from the old man in our village a few days ago. Old man, I heard that you ah."
Then he turned his kind eyes to me and praised: "Young man, these days, there are not many young people who respect the elderly... You are really a good example for your sister."
My current mood is to be ready to join the battle at any time, so my face is heavy, my eyebrows are raised high, and the corners of my mouth are depressed. Ordinary people will definitely shy away from me when they see me.
As a result, the old village chief was able to see through the phenomena and see the essence, and knew that I was actually a good person. He was really a good Chinese village chief who knew everything.
Only later did I realize that it was possible that the old village chief was in a gangster village. I was used to seeing gangsters and bullies. When compared with them, my face became very kind.
The old village chief paused with his cane, looked at the big tile-roofed house with complicated emotions, and introduced:
"Two weeks ago, the last good family in Liu Village lived in this house, but they were forced out by the three Liu brothers. What will happen to Liu Village in the future? As an old village chief, I really can't imagine."
The old village chief, who was feeling a lot of pressure, cried to us with snot and tears, telling us about the evil deeds of the Liu brothers, who were tyrannical, occupied the neighbor's house, and even limped his own legs.
"What,, how could such a thing happen?" Amy said confused and angrily, "Personal property is sacred and inviolable. Why didn't the owner shoot them when they were robbing the house?"
The old village chief's face suddenly looked like he had eaten a bitter melon, and he suppressed a helpless expression.
"We ordinary people don't have guns. Even if we have shotguns left over from our ancestors, they were confiscated by the government a few years ago. Besides, the Liu brothers are so violent. They injured one and two others. They couldn't afford to fight. In the end, they had to hide. .”
"Old man, what is the main income of these Liu brothers?"
Pentheus asked the old village chief politely. The old village chief was surprised when he heard Amy speak Chinese just now. Now he heard that Heijingang next to him also spoke Chinese, and he rubbed the gray hair near his temples in confusion.
"How else can I earn a decent income? I'm cheating, tricking, abducting, and cheating. I seem to hear dogs barking in their house a lot lately. It turns out they don't keep dogs..."
"Obama was indeed kidnapped by them." Amy was filled with indignation. "Notify other bodyguards to completely surround the village and never give them a chance to escape."
"What...what," the old village chief was so surprised when he heard Amy shouting that he almost lost his breath and could no longer hold the crutch in his hand, "The Liu brothers kidnapped Obama...kidnapped the President of the United States." ,,I knew they were not good at what they did, but this is great, our village in Liu is going to be on the news network, and we want to be on the news network of the United Nations."
Enough, we are talking about a pet dog named Obama, not President Obama of the United States, and does the United Nations have a news network?
The old village chief still complained about himself endlessly.
"Oh, I'm so useless. I, the village chief, don't trust the organization. Not only did Liu Village become a mess, but I also made the villagers do things comparable to Bin Laden. I won't cause international disputes. I He won't be treated as a terrorist leader and handed over to the Hague Court for trial."
By the way, village chief, you are quite imaginative and know quite a lot. However, you are always so thin and lame. You really don’t look like the leader of a terrorist organization. Instead, you look like the various cowardly village chiefs in "Fist of the North Star". There is great similarity.
Speaking of excitement, the village chief threw down his crutch, hugged one of Pentheus's giant wrists with both hands, and begged:
"You must be American agents who came specially to rescue President Obama, right? There are many of you outside the village. I fully support you in saving the president, but please do not hurt innocent people. The remaining people in the village Although most of them are prodigal sons, they have never done anything particularly harmful to nature. As for Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu and Mr. Liu... I will kill or cut them into pieces if you want. It will be a good thing for this village that they are gone."
The old village chief spoke hysterically, and 004 and 005 secretly exchanged glances in desperation. Their real identities were the American FBI. The old village chief said they were American agents, and he was right.
"No problem. Since we are on Chinese territory, we will act appropriately."
Pentheus really got into the role, and he really started to play the role of the agent who saves the president. Because he is huge and not angry, the real bodyguards of the President of the United States may not be as good as him, so the old village chief believed it even more.
"That... that's good." The old village chief replied tremblingly, "Although I don't understand what you mean by bringing a young man and a little girl, but it must have an unusual effect. I will let you go immediately. The idlers should stay at home and are not allowed to come out, so as not to interfere with your rescue operations."
After the old village chief finished speaking, he stopped using his cane and jumped up and down like a zombie from the Qing Dynasty. He ran in the direction he came from. On the way, he saw a bald middle-aged man standing in front of the house brushing his teeth. The old village chief said viciously He angrily said:
"You don't want your life, hide at home. There will be a gun battle in our village soon. If you are killed by a stray bullet, there will be no one to collect your body."
"What." The middle-aged man had a sleepy face, wondering why the usually dull old village chief suddenly became so majestic.
"If you don't believe me, I'll throw you away. Anyway, you only have the ability to beat your wife and scold your children. Living is a waste of food."
The old village chief walked to the next house angrily and warned the people inside not to come out.
"Those who don't want to die should stay at home. The three brothers of the Liu family are causing big trouble this time. Anyone who doesn't listen to my advice will die if they come out."
The old village chief, who was running lamely and shouting warnings, seemed to have finally found the long-lost majesty of the village chief.
There were not many villagers left in Liu Village. When they heard the old village chief suddenly shouting in an uncharacteristic manner, he murmured in his heart. He felt that it was better to believe him than to believe him, so everyone hid in their homes and could not come out.
It was a good thing that other interference was eliminated, but the old village chief's roar alerted the three Liu brothers in the big tile-roofed house.
"No, the dog owner is here. The second child, the third child, the copycat guy."
Mr. Liu shouted loudly and jumped to the center of the yard with his bare back. He waved an 80 cm long watermelon knife, assumed various threatening postures, and muttered:
"Hey, whoever dares to come here? The ancestor of our three brothers is Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. If Liu Bang can kill a snake to rebel, I can kill you for rebelling. If you dare to come into the courtyard, I will kill you."
Let me choke you, Boss Liu, are you drunk? What are you doing with a watermelon knife in front of us? Not to mention Pentheus, even 004 and 005 can subdue you in an instant. Believe it or not.
In addition, the Liu Bang Killing the White Snake uprising is basically a myth and legend. Liu Bang in history was a gangster. From this point of view, you really have not insulted the family tradition of your ancestors.
Mr. Liu performed several watermelon knife tricks in the yard. Seeing that we were not afraid, he had no idea for a while and just waited for his two younger brothers to come out to support us.
Unexpectedly, Liu Laoer came out carrying a wine bottle, but Liu Laosan dropped the dog as soon as he stepped into the yard, and the nunchucks in his hand flew out.
"Damn it, third child, you drink the least, what's going on?" Boss Liu stared at him.
Unfortunately, Liu Laosan's nunchucks flew over the fence of the yard and flew directly in the direction of Amy. Although the trajectory was likely to fly over Amy's head, I couldn't take that risk. , so I got ahead of Pentheus, quickly blocked in front of Amy, flew up with a kick, intercepted the nunchucks from mid-air, and then stepped on the ground hard.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it. You can barely pass the test of being my loyal manservant."
Amy commented proudly not far behind me.
My reaction couldn't be faster than Pentheus's. Pentheus must have seen my plan and deliberately let me show off. I glanced at Pentheus gratefully. Pentheus didn't say anything, but gave me a slight smile. nodded.
In the yard on the other side, Liu Laosan fell to the ground and his nose was bleeding. He got up from the ground in great pain. He first covered his nose, then looked at his feet, and then shouted in disbelief:
Chapter completed!