"You can't tell," my father said, looking at the sky. "The North Korean government likes to detain European and American journalists. Sometimes it even kidnaps people to do their work for them. If you don't play the role of young Obama in "Killing Obama," maybe North Korea will

They will kidnap a young black man and force him to act. If he doesn't agree, he will be sent to the coal mine to dig coal..."

Damn it! Don’t go too far! Black people are already black, and if they are allowed to dig coal, wouldn’t even Bao Gong, Li Kui, and Zhang Fei be ashamed of themselves?

"Xiao Lin, don't be surprised, coal mining is still good! If you are particularly uncooperative, you may be shot directly!"

I rubbed my chin and thought that the only black person I knew was Pentheus. No matter what Obama was like when he was the Black Death, now he can simply serve as God's spokesperson in the world. If a person of the same race as Pentheus

Many young people were arrested by North Korea and forced to dig coal or shot. As a person involved, I still feel uneasy about my conscience.

So I asked my father to tell Director Cao that he would delay the matter to see if there could be a compromise solution.

"I will convey this to Director Cao, but I'm afraid there won't be much change from the president of the HHH Hobby Club, right?" Dad scratched his head and asked, "Xiaolin, what kind of compromise do you think you can come up with?"

"Well... how about just letting Obama play Obama?"

"Huh?" Dad wondered, "Xiaolin, what do you mean? Do you think President Obama of the United States can go all the way to an enemy country to help him make a movie? Or assassinate his own movie?"

I waved my hand, "No, I'm not talking about the human Obama. If the President of the United States really arrives in North Korea, he will probably be mining for the rest of his life. I'm talking about Amy's pet Obama..."

This time it was Dad's turn to vomit blood.

"This Obama is a dog! You said you don't look like Obama so you can't play Obama, but does a husky look like Obama?"

"But they both have the same name! Isn't it a kind of fate?"

"What kind of fate? Are we still in love with each other? Just tell me your bad idea. How should I tell Director Cao and the president?"

I thought for a moment and replied: "Anyway, isn't North Korea planning to make a movie called "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than "Kim Jong-un"? Since we want to disgust the other party, we might as well let a dog play Obama's youth! Just say that.

A dog was contaminated with nuclear waste carelessly discarded by the government on the streets of corrupt Washington, and then mutated into a human!"

Dad listened dumbfounded as I continued.

"After Obama mutated into a human, because the average IQ of the American people was not as good as that of a dog, he successfully became a lawyer, and finally successfully ran for president! The reason why he suddenly emerged and got so many votes is because he is a dog

Dogs have changed. The American people believe that dogs are man’s best friends, so they have a natural affinity for them!”

"Don't you think it's ironic to describe the United States as a country where a dog is the president? And since he is a mutated 'Dog Man', he naturally has many super powers. It is obviously more difficult for North Korean agents to assassinate him. There will be more in the film

What a blast of drama and action!”

Dad was stunned for a moment, "It seems to make some sense. The stunt of a dog turning into a human is easier to do. China began to change in the era of "Journey to the West"..."

At this time, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren finished taking a bath, and it was Dad's turn to take a bath. I also had to go find Xiaoqin and ask her for Huo Zhenbang's contact information.

In fact, with smart watches and the "Xiaoyin human flesh search engine", I think it shouldn't be difficult to find out Huo Zhenbang's phone number, but I still have to talk to Xiaoqin about her brother.

I guessed that Xiaoqin had changed her clothes in her room, so I knocked gently on her door.

"Classmate Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin said to me through the door, "The door is unlocked. If you don't come in, I will feel a little cold."

"Why is it a little cold?" I wondered, "It's summer now! Even if it rained today, it won't be cold indoors, right? How low do you turn on the air conditioner?"

"Well...I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but after taking a shower and standing here without clothes, it's still a bit cold after a long time..."

"Why don't you wear clothes! Aunt Ren has already dressed and gone to the balcony to dry towels! What do you want to do naked?"

Xiaoqin murmured, "I, after I cleaned up, I specially left the door open for classmate Ye Lin. After classmate Ye Lin opens the door, I can pretend that I didn't have time to get dressed and was seen by classmate Ye Lin..."

"Don't do such boring things again! If you don't get dressed, I won't go in!"

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rigid..." Xiao Qin muttered, and within a second she immediately said, "I'm dressed, please come in, classmate Ye Lin."

"You're lying to a fool! You can get dressed in just one second. Do you think it's one-click dress-up in an online game? I won't go into your room! Get dressed and come to my room to find me!"

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin quickly agreed, "Ye Lin, if you want me to be at home, I will package myself beautifully and deliver it to my door..."

I don't dare to do anything to you even if you come to my door! Aunt Ren and my father are both at home, and Huo Zhenbang and Huo Jiangdong have threatened that I will be killed if I play with Xiaoqin casually - if I am

If you are seductive, you will definitely be involved in the whole second half of your life!

Fifteen minutes later, Xiaoqin came to my room gracefully in a sweet little shirt and skirt, as elegant as a date outfit.

The long eyelashes flashed up and down as the eyelids opened and closed, the pupils were clear, and there seemed to be a little cherry red moisturizing lipstick on the lips, trying to look mature.

After Xiaoqin came in, she closed the door behind her, then leaned against the door, looked at me and said with a smile: "What did classmate Ye Lin want to do when you came to me? I just took a shower, and my body is fragrant and suitable for food."

oh!"

Eat your sister! Although I am a Spartan, I have not yet reached the level of a barbarian who drinks blood from raw hair! In any case, I still would not eat humans under normal circumstances!

I sat on the bedside and asked Xiaoqin to sit on the chair opposite me, but Xiaoqin kept sitting next to me, clinging to me as if she was boneless, letting the fragrance of the shower gel on her hair and body spread.

Into my nostrils.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... classmate Ye Lin's lustful nostrils have become bigger again!"

Nonsense! Can "lustful" be used to describe nostrils? They are obviously handsome nostrils!

Because we were going to talk about something serious today, I didn't want to sit side by side with Xiaoqin. In the end, I sat on the chair and let Xiaoqin sit on the bedside.

Hehehe, the chair can only accommodate one person's butt. You can't sit side by side with me this time, right?

In the end, I still miscalculated.

Seeing that I had occupied the chair by myself, Xiaoqin looked very proud. She pouted and thought for a moment, then actually got up from the bed, straightened her skirt, and then sat directly on my lap!

It's even worse than before! Aunt Ren and her father in the living room seemed to be watching TV, but they didn't know that their son and daughter were in the room next to them, making love! "Man and Nature" seemed to be playing on the TV, with a narration

The reporter preached in a mellow voice: "In spring, it is the mating season of animals again..."

Unlike animals, humans mate all year round! And not only regardless of time, but also regardless of occasion! Don't add fuel to the fire! Change the channel quickly and listen to "The Great Compassion Mantra" or "Interview with Sister Feng"

ah!

Seeing that Xiaoqin was about to press her young girl's delicate buttocks onto my legs, I made a quick decision. In order to avoid making a mistake, my hands suddenly grabbed Xiaoqin's waist from behind.

"The chairs are full, go back to the bed and sit!"

I pushed hard and pushed her down on the bed.

Xiaoqin let out a sweet cry, and fell onto the soft mattress. Then she was bounced back and forth several times. I don't know if she did it deliberately to be cute.

"Uuuuuuu(┬＿┬)...Classmate Ye Lin is so rude. He treats others like this..."

Xiaoqin bit the corner of the pillow cover, pretending to be a good girl being bullied by a cruel and evil young man. Her acting skills were so good that I felt that she was more suitable to be an actress than me.

"Stop pretending!" I yelled, "It won't hurt if you fall on the bed! You once kicked me into the river and let me fall on the rocks at the bottom of the river. That would hurt!"

When I mentioned the dark history, Xiaoqin covered her face with her hands in embarrassment.

"It's not intentional! I didn't know there were rocks at the bottom of the river! And I've notified the fishing bosses downstream that if they see a mysterious creature floating down the river, they should rescue it ashore as soon as possible!"

"You are the mysterious creature! You are less than 1.6 meters tall, but you can defeat many boys who are 1.8 meters tall. Moreover, if your androphobia reaches the extreme, you will turn black, and you will become a boy after drinking alcohol..."

"Stop talking, stop talking!" Xiaoqin covered her ears with her hands while lying on the bed, and her fair legs were shaking at high speed, as if she was planning to make noise to cover up my words.

Feeling like I had won, I said to Xiao Qin magnanimously: "Okay, I won't mention your dark history for the time being, but you have to sit upright for me. I have something important to talk to you about.

"

Xiao Qin sat on the bed obediently, twirling her fingers, and asked anxiously: "Is classmate Ye Lin planning to take Optimus Prime back? Because the movie "Transformers 4" is released,

So you can’t help but miss Optimus Prime?”

"Asshole! I am already 14 years old this year... No, I am already 16 years old this year, and I no longer like robot toys! Don't treat me and Optimus Prime like a pair of good friends! I want to talk to you

, it’s about your biological father Huo Zhenbang!”

Xiaoqin's eyes immediately widened a lot. She hesitated for a while, and her expression changed from surprise to surprise. She put the tips of her index fingers together and said with a flushed face:

"Could it be that... classmate Ye Lin finally plans to propose to my biological father and ask him to agree to marry me to you? I didn't expect classmate Ye Lin to be such a traditional person!"

"Traditionally, your third uncle!" I said angrily, "If this little bully like you were a man, I would definitely stab you to death!"

Xiaoqin made a fearful move to avoid me, but then she said docilely as if she was resigned to her fate: "I like classmate Ye Lin the most, so even if classmate Ye Lin wants to stab me to death, I won't resist..."

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===Separating line===For some reason, Scrap Tie feels that the chapter number [1024] is a bit subtle. It should come from a common "good poster" or "thank you poster" type of reply, which is known as the most harmonious forum in China.
Chapter completed!