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【1016】 Faith

Gong Caicai felt that the rice I stewed was mixed with evil liquid. Even after the monitor demonstrated it, she did not dare to move her chopsticks. She took the food from the plate and put it directly into her mouth without any contact with the rice.

"It's not good to be too picky about food." Da Xiaoxiao said while eating vegetable grilled rice, "Look at me, as long as there are good dishes, I can eat any staple food, and there is nothing wrong with these rice, Pooh, you Say it right or not."

Xiong Yaoyue's mouth was full of food. She couldn't open her mouth to speak, so she could only nod her head with her cheeks puffed out.

"The rice made by classmate Ye Lin is the most delicious, it is even more delicious than the main dish." Xiao Qin exclaimed in exaggeration, "Obviously with this, it is possible not to cook."

The class monitor wanted to give me a blow. She said coldly: "It can only be said that my level is not bad. Compared with others, it is nothing special."

While everyone was eating, they chatted about the tiger and the cat abuser. Xiaoqin thought that the cat abuser should have a PK with the real tiger. If he can beat the tiger, it means that he is a real man with iron blood and can abuse cats and tigers together. That's OK. Let's forget about it, if he can't beat Tiger, then there will be no more.

The squad leader urged everyone to reduce their activities in the back mountains, at least until the tiger is controlled, and not to play in the back mountains easily to avoid accidents.

"But... this tiger is a good tiger." Xiao Qin retorted, "After classmate Ye Lin pulled out the thorns from its claws, it did not hurt classmate Ye Lin. Afterwards, it even sent game meat as a thank you gift. Please understand. What a polite boy."

"A tiger is a tiger after all." The monitor became serious. "Just because it didn't hurt anyone before, doesn't mean it won't hurt anyone in the future. Some of my ancestors were eaten by tigers, so it's better to be careful."

Big Horn grinned, "It would be too pitiful to be eaten alive by a tiger."

Xiong Yaoyue's mouth was full of food. She wanted to speak but couldn't, which made her very anxious. However, she had her own way. She lowered her head for two seconds. After raising her head again, she immediately asked: " Was it eaten while hunting?"

The monitor asked strangely: "You swallowed all the food so quickly."

"No." Xiong Yaoyue still puffed out her cheeks and said with a smile, "I pushed the rice in my mouth to both sides with my tongue..."

"It's really disgusting." Big Speaker said in disgust, "Don't play with food in your mouth. Food also has dignity. Swallow it quickly."

Xiong Yaoyue made a face and began to chew as slowly as possible.

Hearing that the monitor's Orion ancestors had a precedent of being eaten by tigers, Xiao Qin's eyes lit up and she punched her right fist into the heart of her left hand, her expression even looking a little overjoyed.

"Hey, have you ever heard anyone say that if a wild animal eats a human, because the human diet is different from that of ordinary animals, the salt content is higher and more delicious, so the wild animal will He became addicted, and then he hunted and ate humans over and over again.”

"I've heard that, so any animal that eats people will be killed immediately." Xiong Yaoyue smacked her lips after finishing the food in her mouth.

"It was my great-grandfather's third uncle who was killed by a tiger, but later my great-grandfather avenged his third uncle. The tiger skin was passed down in our family until the early days of liberation." The squad leader announced proudly.

Xiao Qin showed a very regretful expression, "What a pity..."

"What are you referring to?" I asked, knowing that it was up to no good.

Xiaoqin muttered to herself next to me: "It's a pity that the tiger that ate the squad leader's ancestor was killed. If it could have lived longer and had many offspring, wouldn't it have formed a 'Shu' family?" The "Meat Lovers Group" may be the fourth largest tiger race in China, called the "Xishushu Tiger"..."

How can there be such a lame name for a tiger species? You wish a tiger would rush down the mountain and eat the squad leader, don’t you? What a shame. The squad leader just praised you for helping a lot in the kitchen, but you actually expected her to be eaten by a tiger. Lose.

"Hey, classmate Ye Lin, you heard me." Xiao Qin said in shock as if she had just reacted, "I was just joking. Even if the tiger doesn't die, their special recipes may not be passed down. To this day, the squad leader will never be on the list..."

Your tiger has a family recipe, and what does it mean to be on the squad leader's list? Wouldn't that weird "shu-loving tiger" write the squad leader by name on the recipe? Even the most picky recipes of humans will not When making Dongpo Pork, you don't specify a pig with a unique name. If it's not its meat, the dish won't be cooked.

Gong Caicai didn't talk to each other during our discussion. She didn't even hear what we were talking about. She just kept her head down, picked up some vegetables and meat, and chewed slowly and quietly without showing her teeth. She was eating. The look makes people anxious for her.

No matter how many dishes she ate, Gong Caicai refused to eat even a grain of rice. The squad leader finally couldn't stand it anymore and reminded her: "Even if Ye Lin's stewed rice is only average, Caicai you should try to eat some." , otherwise it will be very rude to the cook."

"Just because it was cooked by classmate Ye Lin..."

Gong Caicai was almost crying. I was afraid that she would tell me about me washing my penis in the kitchen, so I quickly hinted at her with my eyes.

But I clearly thought that look was a request, but Gong Caicai interpreted it as a threat. She trembled all over, with an expression of despair and self-destruction, she picked up a small ball of rice and put it into her mouth as if she were swallowing medicine.

"That's right." The monitor nodded approvingly, "The rice bugs have already been picked out."

Gong Caicai looked at me pitifully. I guess the rice in her mouth hadn't gone down her throat yet, and she even wanted to spit it out. But under the double pressure from me and the squad leader, Gong Caicai had no choice but to cry sadly and admit the mistake. I swallowed all the rice, thinking it contained something evil.

Ah, Gong Caicai's eyes seemed to be broken. She must be feeling aggrieved and wanted to die. The expression she looked at me was no longer the same as before...

The monitor misunderstood that Gong Caicai's painful expression was due to other reasons.

"Why, isn't it delicious? Rice should be normal. Is the stir-fried hare I made too spicy?"

"What, what I just stuffed was rabbit meat," Gong Caicai said in shock, "It turns out that I ate a poor little rabbit, a fluffy little rabbit, I...why am I so unlucky today..."

"Hey, don't you eat rabbit meat?" the squad leader said in surprise, "rabbit meat is relatively common."

"I don't eat rabbits. I like little rabbits the most. I even raised them for a few days."

Gong Caicai, who had been suppressed for a long time, finally burst out and shouted, and ran away in tears.

"I'm sorry. It was my negligence. I didn't explain it in advance. Caicai, please forgive me."

The monitor hurriedly caught up and apologized, leaving half of us at the table dumbfounded.

"Some people don't eat pork because of their religious beliefs, and some people don't eat dog meat because they regard dogs as part of the family. What does Gong Caicai mean if she doesn't eat rabbit meat."

Xiong Yaoyue complained.

"You can't say that." Big Speaker commented, "Rabbits can also be pets. Since dogs are pets and cannot be eaten, it is understandable that some people don't eat rabbits."

Xiaoqin thought for a while and then said: "Did Gong Caicai join a cult like the 'Rabbit Worship Cult' after quitting the Scientific Happiness Cult?"

"What's the point of the existence of that kind of cult? Does it offer carrots to rabbits every day?"

"Rabbits actually don't like to eat carrots." Xiong Yaoyue, who has always been very knowledgeable, said, "Rabbits prefer to eat vegetables rich in water, such as cabbage."

"Don't go off topic." I said seriously, "We are discussing which animals should be eaten and which animals should not be eaten."

The loudspeaker pondered for a moment, "That... delicious animals should be eaten, and unpalatable animals should not be eaten."

The other three people looked at the loudspeaker together and expressed their admiration that she told such a shocking and concise truth.

"But in many cases, whether the meat is delicious or not depends only on the chef." Xiong Yaoyue found the flaw in Big Speaker's argument, "If the British chef was responsible, not only all animals should not be eaten, but also all plants should be eaten. You shouldn’t eat it.”

It suddenly occurred to me that Kyle, who once starred with Amy in "The Legend of the Cauldron", was very stupid and found a British chef to be responsible for his own diet. I don't know if he has eaten it to death now.

We discussed and discussed, but we did not come to a suitable conclusion to prove which animal should devote itself to satisfying human appetites and which animal could be spared.

The squad leader came back half an hour later. She told us tiredly that Gong Caicai said she had received too many blows today and wanted to be quiet in the dormitory. The monitor just sent her back to spend her time.

Hearing that we were discussing which animal should be on the dinner table, the monitor thought for a while and said:

"Our ancestors have been hunters for many generations. Hunters often travel with dogs. Dogs are our assistants, so we never eat dogs. Rumor has it that the Manchus not only don't eat dog meat, they don't even wear dog skin hats or spread dog skins. The mattress does not use any dog ​​leather products, but there seems to be a story about the 'black dog savior'. It seems that Nurhachi was saved by his own black dog and then ordered his tribe to do so."

"Cats can't be eaten either." Xiao Qin said firmly, "I saw that in Indonesia, even cute creatures like cats are cooked. It is really a sign of inhumanity."

In fact, Indonesia is not the only country that eats cat meat. However, Indonesia is a country that can actually shave off the fur of a female orangutan and let it be sold as a prostitute to collect prostitution. It is really too strong. Since even orangutans can prostitute, then Eating cats is nothing.

"Tch, these are the opinions of cat fans and dog fans." Big Speaker picked his teeth with a toothpick and said, "If there is a great famine, I don't care about that. As long as it is not human flesh, I will eat it."

"I know that our idea of ​​favoring certain animals is very narrow." The squad leader reflected on himself, "I thought rabbit meat was edible, but I accidentally hurt Cai Cai. I guess I ate dog meat without knowing it, and I would probably have sex with her." Let’s behave the same way.”

At this moment, we found Obama's dog's head sticking out from the crack of the door. It looked at us warily, wondering if it had heard the topic about whether dog meat could be eaten.
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