In order to live up to the tiger's wish to repay his kindness, we planned to cook and eat both of the game dishes the tiger sent us.

There were originally no pheasants on the back mountain, only hares. The pheasants on the back mountain took root after an explosion occurred in a nearby livestock farm, causing many pheasants to flee.

"The tiger gave this to you as a thank you gift. Eat it however you want."

Outside the door of the gardener's hut, the monitor asked me a little coldly, holding a pheasant and a hare in his left and right hands respectively.

After the incident where I almost blew her brother's anus out, the squad leader was angry with me, which is not incomprehensible.

"Since no germs were found in the test..." I scratched the back of my head and said, "Let's cook it and let's eat it together. I'm not a pig, so I can't eat so much by myself."

"It's okay to let me help with the cooking," the monitor said a little stingily, "but you have to help with the cooking."

I nodded: "No problem, I can do it more than enough."

The squad leader glanced at me and said, "You don't need to help me. You can just do some chores. Anyway, you have to spend your energy on business, you know."

Hey, it sounds like there is something in my words. The monitor thought that I molested Winnie first and then almost exploded Shu Zhe's anus. Was it because my energy was not released? It's like the physical hygiene brochure said "Teenagers should vent their energy." Is it the same as reducing masturbation during physical activity?

"Monitor, monitor, let me go to the kitchen with you." Xiaoqin, who had been standing under a fruit tree for a long time, raised her hands happily, "I want to learn from the monitor how to cook pheasants and hares. , you don’t see it every day.”

The squad leader nodded, "Xiaoqin and I will go to the kitchen to prepare. Ye Lin, you can do some work outside the house."

Her eyes caught sight of a bag of rice tied tightly with hemp rope under the wall.

"That rice has some rice worms, and I plan to throw it away in the school cafeteria, but I don't think there are too many rice worms, so I put it here to pick out all the rice worms. Since you have nothing to do, sit on the small bench and do it for me. Let’s pick some rice bugs.”

I opened my pocket and took a look. I saw that the rice inside was relatively white in color, not like old rice, but there were three or five small black weevils crawling around on the surface. Naturally, this kind of rice cannot be used in private schools. It appears in restaurants, but when I was a child, I helped my grandma pick out rice worms. As long as I picked out all the rice worms, the remaining rice can be eaten as usual.

"Okay, just leave it to me." I promised the squad leader, patting my chest.

The monitor took Xiaoqin to the kitchen. Before leaving, Xiaoqin turned back and gave me a victory gesture with a smile on her face, as if to say: "I will definitely learn all the cooking skills of the second female lead."

I poured all the rice into a plastic basin, moved a small bench to sit next to it, and began a long career of picking rice bugs.

The sunshine at 10 o'clock in the morning is very good. According to my experience of picking out rice worms when I was a child, as long as the rice is spread out as much as possible in the sun, the rice worms will crawl out on their own. It works all the time. I put a small bucket at hand. There is half a bucket of water in it. Once I catch the rice bugs, I throw them into the water and drown them to prevent them from crawling back.

The rice bugs didn't crawl out very quickly, so I spent a lot of time in a daze, taking the opportunity to observe the scenery near the gardener's cabin.

In the distance is a soilless plantation, with a few fruit trees and a small garden nearby. In the warehouse attached to the gardener's cabin, there are some agricultural equipment and old things brought by the squad leader from home.

The diligent and thrifty squad leader has always been reluctant to throw away things. Not only did she move her "collections" as much as possible, she even had the tendency to collect more and more, and even the neighbor's aunt gave her son the leftovers to play with. She keeps all the toys.

Not to mention that when she was in No. 28 Middle School, the sky-blue bicycle she rode to and from school every day was also well maintained and parked outside the west wall of the gardener's hut.

Fortunately, Qingzi High School is under semi-closed paramilitary management, and the clumsy Zuo Xiong should not be able to sneak in and steal the monitor's bicycle seat.

On a tree directly opposite the gardener's hut, there is a dart board that the monitor brought from home. There are three darts nailed on it. The monitor must have practiced a lot.

Pooh once revealed to me that the squad leader used a more intense practice method and shot the tree trunk directly with a flying knife, but Gong Caicai felt sad for the tree every time he saw the knife marks on the book, so the squad leader had no choice but to I settled for the next best thing and switched back to practicing with darts.

While I was wandering away from home with two rice bugs in my hands, I saw Amy walking over arrogantly accompanied by Pentheus. Several male students who looked at Amy from a distance showed their standard pig-like expressions. Face, someone stretched out his right hand in a Nazi salute and shouted: "Long live Principal Amy."

Emily ignored them, walked straight in front of me, and ordered Pentheus to drive away the male students.

"Damn manservant, what are you doing?" Amy looked at the plastic basin filled with rice in front of me curiously, and then said in shock: "No, if you don't throw away the rice even if it's infested with worms, then the food of China will be lost." Is it so lacking?"

I looked at Amy's azure eyes that opened even wider due to surprise, and said with a smile: "Our country has gold and rice, and the wheat yield is 1,800 per acre. How can we be short of food? But the primary school textbook says: "Hoeing day" At noon, every grain was worked hard. Just because there are a few rice worms does not mean that the rice cannot be eaten. You see, Mr. Bei even dares to eat poisonous insects in the virgin forest. A few rice worms are nothing in comparison."

"But the upper class will never eat food with worms." Amy still wanted to reason with me.

I suddenly recalled the days of lack of food and clothing in the dream reincarnation, and sneered: "That's because they are too delicate. The human digestive system is not that fragile. There are many things that can be digested. When there is a lack of food, let alone life." The rice of insects, even the insects themselves, will be eaten by people."

Amy crossed her arms on her chest and shook her head, her twin ponytails swaying beautifully on both sides of her body as she moved.

"Anyway, I will never eat bugs. Even if there is nothing to eat at the end of the world, I will never eat bugs. At that time, the manservant, you will be responsible for finding something for me to eat."

I couldn't laugh or cry: "You just said that there is nothing to eat at the end of the world, and you still want me to find something to eat. What can I find for you to eat?"

Amy's eyes suddenly turned sharp, and he laughed and said: "Isn't there a documentary about avalanche victims who survived by eating the flesh of their dead companions? If the manservant can't get anything else, he can at least get human flesh. "

"Human flesh is your sister." I complained, "You are watching some heavy-duty documentary. Isn't it more acceptable to you to eat bugs than to eat human flesh?"

"Eating human flesh has a cruel beauty, but eating insects does not." Amy played with a gem on her collar and said plausibly, "I am God's most beautiful creation, so I should be beautiful at all times."

"It doesn't matter." I said seriously, "I will catch a lot of beautiful bugs for you when the time comes."

Amy was so angry that I had nothing to say, but children are children after all, and she calmed down after a while, and it seemed quite interesting to watch me picking out rice bugs.

"Catch the rice bugs and throw them into a bucket to drown, right? It's really a low-level game... But seeing how hard it is for the manservant to catch the bugs, let me help you."

"It sounds grand, but actually you are planning to come and play."

"Hmph, you damn manservant, you have an opinion."

"Yes, there are many opinions. Picking rice bugs requires skills. I had experience when I was a child. A novice like you will be more and more helpful."

"Ha, you look down on me, don't you? What skills are required for such a low-end job? Even the monkeys in the Himalayas and the octopus in the Mariana Trench can do it."

"Hey, comparing your brother to a monkey and an octopus is very detrimental to you from a genetic point of view."

"I'm going to play anyway." Amy rolled up her sleeves unreasonably, reached into the rice basin, and happily caught rice bugs with me.

Not to mention, because Amy’s fingers are tiny and her accuracy is no worse than mine, her efficiency in picking rice bugs is quite high, but she suffered from back pain after only picking for a short while.

"Ah, yeah~~~~ I'm so bored." Amy stretched her waist after giving up picking rice bugs, and then saw a large red cloth bag placed under the wall of the gardener's cabin, which was bulging with stuff. something.

"What is that?" Amy pointed to the red cloth pocket and asked, "Did you bring it from the valet?"

"No." I replied, "It belongs to the squad leader and was put here early in the morning."

"What's inside?" Amy asked mysteriously in a lowered voice.

"How do I know? It's just an ordinary thing."

"That's not necessarily true." The suspicious Amy held her chin with two fingers, walked around the red cloth bag for a few steps, and looked around, "Katyusha always collects strange things. Who knows what's inside? There are no contraband, smuggled goods, Harry Potter’s Philosopher’s Stone or anything like that, I want to find out what’s inside.”

Before I could stop him, Amy raised her tender feet, which were wearing mats, and kicked her red cloth pocket hard, and then...

"Ahhhhhhhhhh,,,, it hurts so much,,."

Amy covered her feet with tears in her eyes and jumped up on the spot.

"It's a prickly pear. It's actually a prickly pear. Katyusha hid the prickly pear here to harm me. Brother, you have to vent your anger on me."

I almost got so angry that I couldn't help but kick it. Besides, you just called me a footman for a long time, and you only remembered to call me brother after being wronged.

However, I am quite happy that Amy can subconsciously call me brother when she is emotional.

I asked Amy to take off her shoes and carefully inspected the wound on her toe. Fortunately, it was not serious, so I went into the room and asked the monitor for a band-aid. I rinsed Amy with a garden hose and treated the wound.

Just as Amy was clamoring for the execution of the cactus, Pooh and Big Trumpet walked over side by side.
Chapter completed!