After Shu Zhe explained to his sister and made her give up the idea of ​​letting him move out of dormitory 222, I still felt very depressed.

Although I said a lot of mindless things when I was drunk, the culprit was Shu Zhe. Without him framing me with a drink mixed with liquor, without him pretending to be my sister to force me to apologize, there would have been no answer. It's about coming down.

Shu Zhe was self-aware and knew that I would not be able to spare him after I sobered up, so he left the school and planned to spend the night at his uncle's house tonight. At least he would not sleep in the same dormitory with me tonight.

I didn't call him to come back, anyway, a monk who can run away can't run away from the temple, and Uncle Fireball's place is not necessarily a paradise. When I am sane, I will never explode Shu Zhe's anus, but Uncle Fireball is not sure.

The squad leader who was originally very worried about my health, after I molested Pooh, peeped at the squad leader changing clothes, and almost raped Shu Zhe, began to feel that I had fully recovered my health and was suspected of having excess energy. It should be to a certain extent. Be on guard against me.

At 5 or 6 o'clock in the afternoon, there was still plenty of summer sunshine. I climbed out of the courtyard wall of Qingzi High School alone and planned to go for a walk in the back mountain to relax.

When passing by the gardener's hut and the soilless plantation, I saw Pooh jumping around picking apricots and peaches, supposedly to take them back to the little celery in the dormitory.

"Xiaoqin doesn't like peaches." I told Pooh, "Just pick the part of the peaches you eat. If you pick too many, they will rot."

"Ha, they are indeed a couple. They know in detail what the other person likes to eat and what they don't like to eat."

Pooh laughed.

"Compared to a couple relationship, we are still closer to a brother-sister relationship."

The reason why Xiaoqin hates peaches is related to the fact that we stole peaches together when we were children. She was once rubbed by peach hairs and had a psychological shadow. It's not that she doesn't like the taste of peaches, at least Xiaoqin doesn't dislike the canned peaches.

There was no one else near the gardener's hut. The monitor seemed to have gone to the library with Gong Caicai. Pooh chatted with me casually and mentioned that Zhuang Ni came to the gardener's hut at 2 or 3 o'clock in the afternoon. He also reminded the squad leader that he could give the fruits he couldn’t eat to his brother and me, and then the squad leader came up with the idea of ​​giving fruits.

Hey, would Zhuang Ni be so kind and care about whether I had fruit to eat on a hot day? What role did she play in the squad leader's "catch" of Shu Zhe and me? I always feel that she has a share of the credit.

With this suspicion in mind, I climbed up the lush back mountain alone.

Although it is not as big as Cuisong Mountain, as the mountain behind a school, its scale is also amazing. I visually estimated that the height can reach half of Cuisong Mountain.

Before the establishment of Qingzi High School, this mountain had no special name. Because of its high plant coverage, it was once called "Green Duck Mountain" by nearby villagers. However, since their village chief was cuckolded by his wife, This name was banned, and now students from Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School uniformly call this mountain "Back Mountain".

I forgot to mention earlier that because the back hill is very large, it straddles the backyards of Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School. It is the back hill common to both schools. Sometimes students from the two schools will meet on the opposite side of the road on the back hill. , Qingzi High School is most likely to suffer at this time.

I am an expert and bold person, so I am not worried about meeting the guys from the Zhonghai Civil and Military School. Anyway, even if there are too many people to beat them, I can still run alone.

I came to Houshan today just to relax and explore the way.

The level of development of the back mountain is even lower than that of Cuisong Mountain. Cuisong Mountain at least has toilets and artificial stone steps on the mountainside, but the back mountain has none. It is obvious that the school does not support students climbing the mountain.

However, the curiosity factor in young people is hard to suppress. Take me for example. I am very happy that there are no stone steps. It is a rare blessing to be able to enjoy such original natural landscape in the city. .

There were no road signs or guides, so I stopped and walked, immersing my body and mind in nature, and gradually abandoned my daily worries.

There were green grass on the ground and a forest of green trees in front of me. Thick trunks of a species I couldn't recognize supported the exaggerated canopy, casting precious shade in the summer.

"If you come here for a picnic, you should be in a good mood." I said to myself, "Even if I go under the tree and read a book, the learning effect should be better than staying in the house."

"Ah,,ah,."

I don't know if it was a crow or a magpie, but it was cawing noisily on the top of the tree. I put my hands in my pockets and felt very happy.

Suddenly I thought of what Pooh had mentioned about the rumor that there were South China tigers in the back mountains, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"How is it possible? Human beings scare themselves. Take sharks for example. Less than 20 people die from shark mouths every year, but nearly 20,000 sharks are killed by humans. Even if there are really tigers in the back mountains, humans find that After getting closer, I would have already packed my bags and moved away, otherwise the best outcome would be to be imprisoned in a zoo, or maybe it would be turned into something like tiger bone paste."

With contempt for unreliable messages, I decided to imitate a wolf cry to see if I could lure the tiger out.

In terms of imitating animals, apart from imitating cats and dogs, I am most accomplished at imitating wolves.

When I was watching "Animal World" narrated by Zhao Zhongxiang at my grandfather's house, I thought the Arctic wolves living in Canada and northern Greenland were cool and handsome, so I deliberately imitated their calls.

Every time at this time, the cats next to me would look at me with confusion and disdain, but my grandfather’s big yellow dog would prick up its ears and run away barking like crazy. It’s probably in the genes of canines. There is a memory of fear of wolves, and cats are relatively slow in this regard.

Of course, it is not ruled out that cats have relatively high IQs, and they understand that wolf howling is what I learned and is not a real wolf.

At this time, I was probably halfway up the mountain. I looked around and saw no one around. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Then I stretched my neck and sang like a lone wolf in the moonlight.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu,."

Yes, my skills have been neglected for so long, but my skills are still as good as before. Just with my voice, 40% of the ornamental dogs will be scared to death by me. I also used this ability to scare a carriage pulling coal. Of course, in the end The result was that my grandfather paid other people's money and bought all the coal that was thrown off by the frightened horse...

Except for a few birdsong, the back mountain was silent. My wolf howl was heard far and wide, but it did not attract any tigers.

Nonsense, because there are no tigers at all. If there were tigers living in the back hill shared by Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Civil and Military School, some students would have been eaten long ago. How could everyone be so bold as to have a picnic here? Or date.

However, just when I was tired of playing tricks on the tiger and was about to turn around and go down the mountain, I felt a strange wind blowing down from the top of the mountain.

There is a saying in the cartoon "Tales from the Heavenly Book": Clouds follow the dragon and wind follows the tiger, which means that when the dragon goes out, he is surrounded by auspicious clouds, and when the tiger goes out, he will bring the sound of hunting wind.

"Ah... it's just a coincidence. It's windy or something. It's just a change in airflow caused by low air pressure."

I said to myself a little uneasily.

"If you want to see a tiger, you will come out. How can it be such a coincidence? Moreover, there is no scientific evidence that imitating the wolf cry can summon a tiger. Tigers and wolves are not in love. As the saying goes, 'wolves work together', there is no such thing as a tiger. Brother Tiger, do you think..."

I comforted myself nervously and walked quickly down the mountain. However, I had a lingering feeling of being followed by a large animal, following behind like a nightmare.

"Wow... Wow..."

Gradually, the fear became real, and I could already hear the sound of huge flesh pads stepping on the grass.

"I'm just scratching my head...the director's plot is wrong." I thought with white hair on my neck, "I'm just an ordinary boy who hasn't saved the world until I was 16 years old. It's true that I've done some bad things, but It’s not like I’m going to be eaten by a tiger. Besides, this tiger has been hiding in the back mountain for so many years and has been waiting to eat me without being eaten by so many students passing by. It’s too persistent.”

No, the creature tracking me can't be a tiger, I can't be so unlucky, this must be a joke someone played on me.

It must be Xiaoqin, it must be Xiaoqin. When you heard me imitating the wolf cry, you knew what I was thinking, and then you quietly hid behind the tree and made some noise. Look at my scared look. You almost fooled me.

At this moment, the strange noise behind me got closer, and I even had the illusion that tiger whiskers were rubbing my back.

"Hmph, don't think that you can scare me with a dog's tail grass."

I yelled and turned around suddenly, preparing to scare Xiaoqin in turn, but I found that Xiaoqin's makeup was a bit heavy today.

Hey, it’s summer, you’re wearing such a yellow and white fur coat, and you’re lying on your stomach and walking on four legs. Xiaoqin, are you hot? And why is your face as big as a basin, and you’re even applying it on your face? There are so many strange stripes, especially the word "王" on the forehead...

Damn it, this isn’t Xiaoqin, it’s a big tiger with a white forehead and eye-catching eyes. It’s really a tiger. Although it’s not a South China tiger, it weighs more than the average South China tiger, at least 250 kilograms. There’s no point in eating me. It's pressure.

The fear gripped me from head to toe, making it impossible for me to describe its specific appearance. All my consciousness was focused on the tiger's amber eyeballs.

When the tiger saw me stop, it stopped too and stared at me almost parallel to mine. It reminded me of many awesome characters including Wu Song, Li Kui, and Wolverine.

In the end, I felt that I was definitely no match for Wu Song, Li Kui and Wolverine. To deal with this tiger that came with unknown intentions and did not pounce on it immediately, I should give up violence and use other areas that I am good at to escape and ascend to heaven.

Where did it come from? I have said before that contrary to the squad leader, the initial favorability of cats and dogs towards me is 9999. Except for Tibetan mastiffs whose intelligence is too low, I can basically use the "laughing and touching the dog's head" skill to make most dogs become... Be docile.

"Well...be good..." I couldn't move at all. I turned half around and discussed with Mr. Tiger in a trembling voice, "Don't...don't eat me. I know a man named Eunuch Cao who is fatter than me." There are a lot of them, and one named Big Trumpet is also quite fat. If you let me go, I will send them two to you another day."

"Activate it, reach out your hand quickly." I said to myself bitterly, "Whether you can survive until the sun sets today depends on whether the special effect of the 'laughing and touching the dog's head' skill can be activated."

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Chapter completed!