The fifth hundred and fifty-eighth is really a joke(1/2)
When it comes to marriage matters, boys usually listen to their parents.
When her boyfriend proposed breaking up, Yang Xingyue suddenly panicked.
"You don't love me anymore?"
"Didn't you say you wanted to marry me?"
"Your mother doesn't like me, so don't you like me too?"
A girl's tears are a powerful weapon. Looking at the tearful Yang Xingyue, her boyfriend was a little panicked and at a loss.
However, if you calm down and think about it carefully, these words are obviously groundless accusations.
When did I say I wanted to marry you?
My mother really doesn't like you, that's because you are too thoughtful and calculating.
Let’s just talk about that time you went to my house for dinner! When you saw that my house was spacious, you actually asked: If you get married in the future, can you add your name to my house’s property certificate?
Can any parent tolerate such a thing from an untouchable daughter-in-law?
It was difficult for her boyfriend to be caught in the middle, but her subjective intention was definitely in favor of her parents. Yang Xingyue's tears had no effect. After her boyfriend returned home, his parents took turns to persuade him, and the relationship with her gradually faded.
Love is a part of life, but life does not require love.
Yang Xingyue was originally a lazy person. She always believed that as long as she relied on her boyfriend, she would be able to live and feed well. Although her boyfriend said things like "let's break up" on the phone, she turned a deaf ear and still called him every day.
I went to school and home to look for him until my boyfriend took all the trouble and disappeared completely.
He must have gone to work elsewhere.
Yang Xingyue wandered around like this every day.
As for taking the public exam...that's just an ideal. Reviewing and reading can wait until later.
If you are idle, you need money.
Rent, food, daily expenses... Yang Xingyue didn't have a job, so she could only call her parents home to ask for them.
The first time you take advantage is completely unconscious.
That was indeed not stealing - Yang Xingyue was hungry, so she ordered a few skewers of barbecued meat from a street stall. "Zhaotong Small Meat Skewers" is very famous. Although there is not much meat on the skewers, it is cheaper, one piece per skewer.
The taste is also very good.
At that time, the boss was holding a large handful of meat skewers, which he was grilling over and over over the charcoal fire. Yang Xingyue ordered ten skewers, and the boss handed her the meat skewers that had been cooked on the outside. Yang Xingyue habitually walked over to the skewers with the meat skewers in hand.
Next to the table at the back of the stall, there are salt, spicy and other seasonings. Guests can eat and sprinkle as much as they want.
Business was good, but the boss was too busy. Yang Xingyue sprinkled the meat skewers with seasonings and turned around and left.
After returning to the rented house, she remembered that she forgot to pay.
This experience made Yang Xingyue feel particularly exciting, and it also gave rise to extremely special ideas.
Many places now promote the "night economy", and Yang Xingyue often visits night markets.
Someone drove a private car to set up a mobile stall, and hiking shoes for fifty yuan a pair were piled up like a hill on a colorful cloth. Yang Xingyue squeezed into the crowd, secretly took a pair and ran away.
The same goes for people who buy clothes and skirts. Yang Xingyue has succeeded several times in a row. She thinks this is a way to make money. Although she can't make much money, she can at least solve her clothing problem.
The first time she was caught was at an underwear stall in a night market. She repeated her old trick and secretly took a piece of underwear similar to her own size. As soon as she left the crowd, she was discovered by the stall owner.
Yang Xingyue didn't give up at all. She pointed her finger at the stall owner and cursed him.
"Steal, you steal! Keep your mouth clean, who stole it? Which of your eyes saw me stealing?"
"There are so many people, and you will bump into them casually while walking around. How do you want me to give you money?"
"I came out to get my wallet. Hey, did you see that?"
"Am I the kind of person who refuses to pay for something worth tens of dollars?"
Facing such a tough Yang Xingyue, the stall owner couldn't make up his mind for a while. Although Yang Xingyue did leave the crowd, she didn't walk or run, she just turned around. If she really took the banknotes from her wallet as she said, then
You may also blame others wrongly.
The stall owner was still a little unconvinced: "You have a mobile phone in your hand! Why don't you just scan the QR code?"
Yang Xingyue has her own reasons: "I don't have any money on my phone, so I just like to use cash, isn't that okay? And the national law stipulates that no merchant can refuse to accept cash... Why, I can't use cash anymore?"
The stall owner was speechless.
This is Yang Xingyue's first victory.
After the first time, there will be a second time, and even more in the future.
The more similar things happen, the richer the experience will be.
Yang Xingyue was no longer satisfied with just playing at night market stalls, and turned her attention to large shopping malls.
She feels that she is the legendary "magic thief" who can become rich through technology.
In fact, many people saw her clumsy movements, especially the customers who crowded together to select goods.
The stall owner is just one person, and he has to shout for business, so naturally he can't take care of everyone.
Several times, Yang Xingyue found someone next to her looking at her in surprise.
There were men, women, old people, and children... Whenever this happened, she would instantly become particularly irritable, staring at each other fiercely.
These days, it is better to do less than to do more.
People just retreated.
Anyway, what was stolen was not mine.
Anyway, I don’t know this woman.
Anyway, the people who set up stalls and do business should be very rich.
Yang Xingyue observed it for a long time and finally took away an eyeliner at the Maybelline cosmetics counter.
Today at Jinyuan Mall was her fourth crime on such an occasion.
The first time she saw the silver bracelet, Yang Xingyue felt her heart beat faster - it was so beautiful, this thing was destined to belong to me.
So without even thinking about it, she pretended to try it on, and after getting used to it, she watched the waiter turn and change her perspective, and immediately fled the scene as quickly as possible.
After all, Yang Xingyue is not a professional thief. She has watched Basic Detective and clearly remembers a sentence in it: The most dangerous place is often the safest place.
She felt that running outside the mall at this time would definitely be seeking death.
Her previous experience of shopping at night market stalls gave her a lot of inspiration: The more times like this, the more calm you must be. Never show a panicked expression on your face. Walk slowly and maintain normalcy, so that others will
Won't pay attention to you.
In addition, change clothes as soon as possible.
Yang Xingyue had seen many videos with similar plots, in which the men and women would change their clothes and look different within a few seconds after committing a crime. So she went forward instead of retreating, went to the third floor, found a clothing store, and picked out suitable clothes.
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I have to admit that Yang Xingyue's little fight at the night market stall made her have an unusually special awareness of the matter of "theft".
Yang Xingyue feels that stealing something is not a big deal. Even if she is caught, the two parties will at most argue. At that time, whoever has the louder voice will be justified. If the other party's attitude is really tough, the worst thing is to return the thing to her and just say "
I'm sorry" and the matter passed.
Anyway, nothing was broken, and I didn’t leave the mall. Even if I got caught, I could definitely say: I was really joking, playing adult hide-and-seek.
But it won't work this time.
…
Seeing Yang Xingyue signing the interrogation record, Hu Pingtao gave her a cold look, stood up, and walked out of the room.
Long Xu followed and asked: "Boss, how should we handle this case?"
Hu Pingtao felt a little harsh when he heard these words. He stopped, turned around, and looked at Long Xu: "Just deal with it how you want to deal with it. Why, do you still want me to teach you?"
Long Xu saw that Hu Pingtao was obviously in a bad mood and quickly explained: "What I mean is, should I call her boyfriend?"
Hu Pingtao asked unhappily: "Does her boyfriend care about her food and accommodation? Or is he responsible for paying her the money at the detention center? What's wrong with you? Did you drink the ecstasy soup?"
Long Xu was a little embarrassed by what he said, so he lowered his voice and approached Hu Pingtao: "This woman has been begging me to call her boyfriend for a while, boss, look..."
Hu Pingtao's expression softened slightly, and he took a long breath: "Don't worry about this matter. At this time, why are you still making a call? Yang Xingyue is such a lazy person. Think about it, from her graduation to now
, it’s been more than a year and I can’t find it.
After getting a job, she usually looks for a boyfriend when she has no money, and if it doesn't work, she asks for it from home. This kind of person...sigh...she committed a serious crime this time, what will happen even if her boyfriend knows about it? Besides,
, this kind of woman will give anyone a headache if they see her."
"Let me tell you, this is a puddle of muddy water. You must not step into it. Think about it, would you accept it if your son had such a girlfriend? Can you look at your son with a smile?
Is she getting married?"
Long Xu shook his head subconsciously: "No, definitely not."
Hu Pingtao arrived: "It's over now! Hurry up and call Yang Xingyue's family and ask them to come over and go through the formalities."
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To be continued...