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Chapter 322 Uncle Dog

"Oh! What a sin I've done? Why did you promise those idiots that are taking the truth and adventure!"

Ye Tian lay bored on the bed, full of irritability.

After the college entrance examination, Ye Tian and a few classmates were having a drink and had fun together during lunch. They played games and had a great adventure of truth. As a result, Ye Tian lost three times in a row, and was encouraged by several best friends. He slapped the table and agreed to confess to class beauty Xia Xue at the class reunion tonight, and accomplish this unprecedented adventure feat.

Xia Xue is the class beauty and the collective crush of the boys in the whole grade, but this is nothing. The most trembling thing is that this woman has an ice aura, and everyone around her will be frozen to death for no reason. Moreover, she is also a Taekwondo black belt. A boy who once confessed to her in her first year of high school was kicked and half-performed!

Since then, Xia Xue has become completely new and no one is close to her!

"Damn, confess her? That female tyrannosaurus?" Ye Tian grinned, and the scene of himself being rubbished and ravaged by the female tyrannosaurus tonight appeared in his mind!

"I have maintained my reputation for three years!" Ye Tian wailed, his face full of grief and anger, and his heart was full of anger. He took out his cell phone and prepared to hit the king first to suppress his shock!

Suddenly, a crack was heard, and a thunder broke out inexplicably. Then a white light flashed on the ceiling, and a white light penetrated into his phone with a whoosh.

"Damn it, what's going on!" Ye Tian was so scared that he almost threw away his phone.

"Ding Dong!" At this moment, the phone prompt sound suddenly sounded. Ye Tian opened it with some confusion, but found that someone had added his WeChat, and his avatar was a monkey grinning.

"Who is this? The avatar is so funny!"

Ye Tian was speechless, but he still clicked to add it in habit. What if a non-mainstream girl had a crush on her and confessed to her by the end of the college entrance examination?

"He Fang's evil spirit, why did he speak in my old Sun's consciousness and quickly show it out!"

Before Ye Tian's fantasy ended, the monkey sent a voice message to himself.

Ye Tian clicked it and found that it wasn't a girl and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but when he heard the content inside, he became interested again!

"Haha, is this a second-tier patient?"

Ye Tian's eyes rolled, and he learned the tone of the Jade Emperor in Journey to the West and said, "I am the Jade Emperor. Isn't you calling me Dad when I see this emperor?"

"No, the Jade Emperor is far away from the thirty-third level of the Heavenly Palace. How could he reach my Huaguo Mountain? Besides, even if it is the Jade Emperor, you actually coaxed me to heaven and asked me to raise horses for you. What kind of horses are you doing? I'm so angry. I'll tell you that I won't give me a great saint today, so I can't even raise demon soldiers to raid your Lingxiao Palace!"

As the voice came out, there was a picture behind it, which looked like a monkey holding a golden cudgel. It looked very three-dimensional, as if it was about to rush out of the phone the next moment!

"Haha, this guy also has pictures, but this picture is good, I've collected it!"

Ye Tian grinned. He was naturally familiar with Journey to the West. After a little thought, he knew that this guy was talking about the plot of Sun Wukong's big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

I thought to myself that since you want to play, I am idle anyway, so I will accompany you to the end.

"Don't be crazy about the demon monkey. I have sent Tota Li Tianwang to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to capture you. In addition, Erlang Shen of Guanjiangkou has also captured your retreat. This time you can't escape. Now kneel down and call me dad. I can still spare your monkey life!"

"Haha? Erlang Shen? Is that guy who cut Taoshan to save his mother with three eyes? Will Lao Sun be afraid of him?"

The voice was still arrogant, but Ye Tian could hear that there was a little guilty feeling in the voice.

"Hmph, not only Erlang Shen, but then the Xiaotian Dog bites your hind leg, the Vajra Bracelet hits your head, and the Meishan Seven Saints burn your Water Curtain Cave. Even if you have seventy-two changes, you can't escape!"

"Despicable, the Jade Emperor is really despicable. He actually wanted to attack my old sun with a Vajra bracelet, and burn my cave and cut off my retreat. Do you think my old sun will let you succeed? Wait, Lao Sun will win this battle!"

After saying this, no matter what Ye Tian said, this guy would not reply.

This made Ye Tian a little bored and he thought to himself why this guy didn’t know how to make fun of him? He hasn’t had enough fun yet!

There was nothing to do, the bored Ye Tian could only grab his phone and pick up his king!

"Damn, the college entrance examination is over, why do you feel that there are more and more pitfalls? This monkey is 1-8 and still has the face to continue playing?

"Ding Dong!" Just as Ye Tian was crazily complaining about his own jungler, a phone prompted him to sound.

Anyway, the three routes had been beaten up, so Ye Tian simply hung up the phone. When he clicked on WeChat, he saw that the funny monkey replied at noon!

"Hey, are you here? Lao Sun won, Erlang Shen was seriously injured by Lao Sun with a stick, and the black dog Xiaotian dog was also caught by me!"

Seeing this sentence, Ye Tian was immediately depressed. This guy was still immersed in role-playing!

It’s really funny that monkeys in the world are so funny. If the Monkey King saw that the monkey is so virtuous, he would probably be so angry that he would explode!

"Haha, then congratulations. I'll reveal such a big secret to you. Will Brother Monkey send you a red envelope to repay it?" Ye Tian said with a smile!

Of course, he didn't expect this guy to really send him a red envelope, just wanted to save him from the deep second disease.

"Haha, I, Lao Sun, have a clear grudge. No matter who you are, I have helped me a lot today. I, Lao Sun, don't have any money, but the Xiaotian Dog wants to attack me, but I caught it and stew it. I will give you this pot of dog meat to try it out!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for receiving the Sun Wukong red envelope. Did you receive it?" As this sentence sounded in Ye Tian's mind, a red envelope was actually sent!

"Damn, Sun Wukong's red envelope? What's going on? Who was talking just now?" Ye Tian was stunned when he heard the system prompt sound resounding in his mind!

Looking at the red envelope in front of him, Ye Tian swallowed quietly and checked his phone over and over again. He suspected that the guy who was chatting with him was a virus and he wanted to steal his account!

I quickly opened my WeChat wallet and saw that I snatched the two yuan and 80 cents I got from the middle of the night without losing it!

Just as I was about to click on the red envelope, the guy replied again.

"What? Do you don't like eating dog meat? Then Lao Sun will change you something else!"

This guy looked impatient, and before Ye Tian could react, the red envelope on it disappeared!

This immediately made Ye Tian confused. What kind of tricks are you playing with?

"This is the Dragon Emperor armor won by my old son and the old dragon king in the East China Sea. It suppresses a true immortal dragon soul inside, and I'm giving it to you."

"Dingdong, congratulations to the host for receiving Sun Wukong's red envelope. Will it be received?"

"Damn, I've ordered it!" Ye Tian was afraid that the red envelope would be taken back again, so he directly activated the speed of being single for eighteen years, and poked it crazy!

"Dingdong, congratulations to the host for grabbing Sun Wukong's red envelope and obtaining a Dragon Emperor armor. Will it be extracted?"

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