Chapter 205
When he came back in the evening, Ye Tian sent the laptop of the book and novel he bought today and the TV series to Brother Monkey, so that he would first understand the general situation in the real world!
Then he opened the Journey to the West and took a look. He was stunned after just one look!
At some point, Bodhi Patriarch also joined the group and was now complaining to the Tongtian Sect Master!
Bodhi Patriarch: "When will you change your hot temper? You have lived for tens of thousands of years, right? Why has your temper not changed at all!"
Tongtian Sect Master: "Damn your grandma's legs, Bodhi, you still have the face to say, "I was in the battlefield of the Gods, and I haven't settled the score with you yet!"
Bodhi Patriarch: "Tongtian, don't mess with me anymore. The battle for the Gods is that you don't follow the rules. You have to personally help your disciples and grandchildren. If this were not the case, how could my Buddhist saints take action? Besides, we were invited by Laojun when we came out of the mountain!"
Yuanshi Tianzun: "Okay, let's say less. The gods have passed, and grudges should have been turned into dust long ago. It's better to be harmonious in the three realms!"
"Ha, Yuanshi, don't act as a good person here. What do you know? Do you think that most of the gods and Buddhas in the sky are your disciples now, and you won? In the end, they were still suppressed by Laojun's saint path. I've told you a long time ago that we should have stood on the same rope. If you helped me understand the holy path of killing when you first realized the Tao, we would have used such a passive way, and would have fucked Laojun and urinated the butt of the Buddhist sect!"
Tathagata Buddha: "Master, don't mistake yourself. Your holy path to killing must be achieved with endless blood of living creatures. It is better to give up your thoughts as soon as possible!"
Master Tongtian: "Old Tathagata, don't pretend to be compassionate all day long. What I hate the most is that you, the bald donkey, pretending to be a good person in front of me all day long. In secret, you kill not many people than me!"
Taishang Laojun: "Have you made enough troubles in Tongtian? There are countless disciples here to watch. Don't be too old, we still want to be ashamed. If you have any words to say in private!"
"Bah, Laojun, don't tell me any big truth. I've been talking about it for tens of thousands of years, and I've been tired of hearing it."
"And look at how you, the leader of the Taoist sect, were all ridden by the Buddhist sect and pissed on your head, and you didn't dare to say anything. Even a monkey dared to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. What other face do you want?"
"What do you think you are afraid of? Why don't you dare to fight against Buddhism head-on? Just pierce the sky and then make up for it. You're worried about this and that all day long. Look at the disciples of our Taoist sect now, when they see the bald donkeys in Buddhism, you want me to say that it's because you are not a leader, and you'll be a soldier and a nest of bears. If you let me be the leader of the Taoist sect, his Buddhism will be rebellious. I'll kill him with a sword to kill the immortals and cut off his old Tathagata's head!"
Sun Wukong: "You guys are talking about you, and you're not going to do anything to me. I'm asking me to say that a bald donkey is not a good thing, and a bull's nose is not a good bird. You are more sinister and cunning than the other!"
Master Tongtian: "There is nothing you have to do with the monkey here, so stay there!"
Zhen Yuanzi: "The leader should be calm, why not come to my Wuzhuang Temple to drink some wine to relieve your anger!"
"You old turtle shrank and stayed there for me. If you don't see the gods, you won't be able to show up when you go to the west and you won't be able to go out. You can't be able to do the whole three realms, right? I'm so upright and I don't have the mood to drink with you!"
Seeing this, Ye Tian's mouth twitched a little. The battle power of the Tongtian Sect Master is so great that he can't speak by himself. He is simply the number one big troll!”
He flipped through the chat record forward and searched for half an hour before he found the root cause of the matter. After all, it was the trouble caused by the addition of Buddha Tathagata!
As soon as this guy was in charge of the management, he quickly pulled the Buddhas, monks and Bodhisattvas in the West. Then, somehow, a young monk argued with an immortal. Soon, someone from all sides interrupted, and became more and more chaotic. He gradually involved the dispute over the Taoist sects of Buddhism and Taoism, and the attitude of dealing with the two religions of Journey to the West. The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and in the end, he finally attracted a big boss.
As soon as the leader of Tongtian spoke, everyone in both Buddhism and Taoism suddenly became silent, but the younger generation did not dare to speak, and some people were not afraid of him.
When Subhuti saw that the Tongtian Sect Master had come out to cause trouble again, he couldn't sit still and stood up and replied a few words. As a result, the two of them gradually started to argue!
"No!" Ye Tian looked at the chat record and suddenly made new discoveries. It seemed that someone was leading the rhythm in this argument between the two sides!
From the beginning of the debate, Brother Monkey interjected a sentence from time to time. The two sides were very restrained, but he raked the sentence and finally made both sides angry!
"Brother Monkey, you are so good at this rhythm. I didn't expect you to have this talent!"
Sun Wukong was studying what Ye Tian gave him at this moment. He couldn't help but feel confused when he heard this: "What rhythm should I bring? What else is leading the rhythm?"
Ye Tian was speechless when he heard this, thinking that this was the most sexy person. He didn't even know it himself, and the rhythm was brought up.
Brother Monkey is so talented that he is simply invincible. Ye Tian feels that he is guilty of taking this shit-making stick now. Brother Monkey is the well-deserved shit-making stick!
He turned his head and looked at the group. The Tongtian Sect Master was invincible at this moment. No one dared to answer the conversation, for fear that he would spit out the shit.
But he was still sending messages alone, and he also sent them in long and long sections. Ye Tian looked at it and found that it was completely unnutrition and sprayed whatever he caught. Now he was actually spraying his Journey to the West group!
"What a shitty Journey to the West? It was originally a good one. I had to pull those bald donkeys in, making it so messy now..."
Ye Tian couldn't bear it when he saw this. He didn't reply and directly gave Tongtian a seven-day banned verbal package.
Suddenly, the leader of Tongtian stopped talking. The key point was that he couldn't even say anything.
Even if the leader has the ability to understand the sky and the earth, he can only stare at this moment. He can't kill him with his phone!
"Okay, the world is pure, let's all go!" Ye Tian spoke!
"Magnificent brother, you're doing a pretty job!" Brother Monkey immediately said!
"Beautiful job!" Marshal Tianpeng followed closely behind!
"Beautiful job!" Buddha Tathagata and Laojun of the Supreme One also replied soon!
For a moment, the entire chat group was fucked beautifully and overwhelmed. Ye Tian immediately grinned when he saw this scene. Are these gods so good at playing? They can even overwhelm the screen!
Chapter completed!