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Chapter 83 Please call me Shen Duan Guo

"This young master, this thing...this thing is really impossible to distinguish!"

"I can't tell? I heard that you can tell anything. If you don't know, then find someone. Do you think I can't afford the money?"

"No, no, it's just that this thing really can't be argued."

......

Guo Dan, who had just fallen asleep with alcohol, was woken up by the noise outside. He suddenly felt irritated and shouted: "Why are there so noisy outside? Butler! Butler!"

However, this time it was not Kou Yi, but a young man. Then another tooth ran in, saying: "Son-in-law, he..."

Before he could finish speaking, the young master said, "Are you the host of this Yashu?"

Guo Tian glanced at him and said, "So what?"

The young master was stunned and said, "You tooth merchant has a pretty temper!"

Guo Dan's alcohol has not yet dissipated and she is in a bad mood. She said unhappy: "If you have something to say, go out if you have nothing to do."

"you......"

The young man glared at Guo Dan, but suddenly he thought of something, and turned to laugh and said, "I heard that these tooth merchants with big tempers have real skills. Come and help me test this thing. If you can test it correctly, your benefits will be indispensable."

As he said that, he put a small wooden box in his hand on the table, opened the lid, and there was an earthworm inside.

Guo Tian glanced at it and said, "This worm is an earthworm, go and pay."

The young master said anxiously: "Don't I know this is an earthworm?"

Guo Dan said in surprise: "Then what are you trying to test?"

The young master said, "I want to test the male and female of this earthworm?"

"Male and female?"

Guo Dan opened her eyes.

The young master smiled and said, "That's right, if you can't test it, then you are just seeking fame and not as powerful as you say."

Guo Dan glanced at the young master and smiled and said, "This is my mother's."

The young master said in surprise: "How do you know?"

Guo Dan pointed to the earthworm and said seriously: "Look at this earthworm, it has a large middle and small ends. It is obviously pregnant, and the mother is undoubtedly."

The young master looked at the earthworm, then looked at Guo Dan suspiciously, and said, "You are sure that if this is not the case, I will come to trouble you."

“Very sure.”

Guo Dan nodded and said, "If someone proves that this is a man, I will compensate you ten times the amount of money you give today."

"Do you remember what you said today."

"Who remembers this, but we will sign a contract with you. If you are not at ease, you can add this sentence and pay."

"Then...that's OK."

The young master looked at Guo Dan with suspicion again, then got up and went out with the tooth.

After a while, the tooth man walked in and said, "Son-in-law, that young man is gone."

Guo Dan said: "Don't disturb me in the future."

“Yes, yes, yes.”

The tooth asked carefully again, "Dare you ask your son-in-law, can you really break the male and female earthworm?"

"Of course not." Guo Dan said angrily.

The tooth suddenly panicked and said, "Why did that son-in-law just concluded that the earthworm belongs to the mother?"

Guo Dan tsk and said, "Who can conclude that it is a male? If not, then I say it is a mother, or a mother. Is there any problem? If it is okay, go out and I will feel upset when I see you."

"yes."

The tooth man hurriedly bowed, then walked out, and after closing the door, he thoughtfully said, "That's right. Since it's impossible to conclude that it's a male, it's not wrong to say it's a female!"

"Ah...What a bunch of trash!"

Guo Dan shook her head in distress, then put her legs on the table, and continued to fall asleep.

But just as I fell asleep, I heard someone outside say, "Two guests, how do you test this?"

"Hmph, Yassan can't inspect the goods. So what are you doing when you are here? I think you will close the door soon."

"Since you can't test it, then go find someone to come and go, and call out your hosts from the Yass."

......

After a while, I heard a light knock on the door and said, "Son-in-law..."

As soon as he spoke, the door was pushed open from outside. Two young men, one thin and one fat, broke in, and a young girl was following behind them.

"Are you the host of Yashu?"

The fat man asked Guo Tan.

Oh my God! Is there still going to be a complete end. Guo Dan’s eyes were dull and he said in a weak way: “Yes, what are you doing?”

The fat man pulled the girl over with one hand and said, "Help me test if she still has a virginity? If so, I will buy her."

Guo Dan blinked and asked at the tooth: "Isn't this illegal?"

The Yaren said, "It's not illegal, it's just... we've never tested it."

"Just do not violate the law." Guo Dan stood up and smiled and said, "Sit down."

The two looked at each other and sat down.

Guo Dan poured a cup of tea for them and smiled at the fat man, "This fat official, no, a little official, like tight people?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment, then said with a look of nostalgia: "Who doesn't like it?"

"That's it, that's it." Guo Dan smiled and said, "You two are really looking for the right person. I dare to put my words here. Just check this virginity. In my Ming Dynasty, Guo Dan is the second, and no one dares to be the first."

"So you're serious?"

"Put your heart in your stomach, okay."

"Then you can test it for me."

"no problem."

Guo Dan stood up, walked to the young girl, glanced at her, and smiled and said, "I have already found it."

"What's the test?" the fat man said in shock.

Even the girl looked at Guo Dan incredibly.

"It's a must. Look, it's just this butt." Guo Dan reached out and touched it down, and then touched it up, "It's just this chest... I'll tell at a glance that I'm not a virgin, I can't buy it, I can't buy it." He muttered in his heart, but the touch still feels pretty good.

The fat and thin guys were shocked when they heard this.

The thin man suddenly stood up and said, "You have to verify it. If my business is ruined because of you, I will cause trouble for you."

"I, Guo Dan, said no, then I will definitely not." Guo Dan snorted and said, "If you don't believe it, you can go in and take a look now, don't change the place. It's here. If it's a virgin, I, Guo Dan, will immediately enter the palace."

Pure body into the palace? So cruel.

The fat man looked at Guo Dan with a little admiration.

Seeing that they didn't say anything, Guo Dan said again: "Try it."

"No, no."

The fat man stood up and bowed and smiled, "Brother Guo is so decisive that I admire him very much. I believe in Brother Guo."

“Where, where.”

Guo Dan smiled and said, "Actually you can really try it. I have nothing to do anyway."

"I have been grateful for Brother Guo's kindness, so I will say goodbye."

"Remember to pay."

“Yes, yes, yes.”

The fat man and the thin man immediately took the young girl out.

The tooth man who followed in looked at Guo Dan blankly.

Guo Dan said with a blank expression: "Is there anything else you have?"

The tooth came back to his senses and said with a flattering look on his face: "Son-in-law, can you teach me this method? I... I also want to learn how to test my virginity?"

Guo Dan smiled bitterly and said, "Where can I test it?"

The tooth man said curiously: "Why did that son-in-law say so confidently? If he is wrong, what should he do? I will know sooner or later whether the girl is virgin."

What a "future", it's really incisive. I'll teach you how to say this to you. Guo Dan smiled and said, "Although I can't test it, this woman is definitely not a virgin. I just asked the fat man, 'I like tight people?', and the woman felt shy. Obviously she knew what I meant by these uninformed girls. When I touched her, she was ashamed and charming as she didn't resist at all. Obviously she was used to being touched. I see 80% of the girls from the brothel. If you like it, you can go to search tonight. You should find it. Just report to me tomorrow."

"Son-in-law, you're joking."

The tooth smiled awkwardly.

Guo Dan was suddenly stunned, yes, bringing a brothel woman to the test site? This makes sense! He asked: "When my wife presided over the Tooth Store, why didn't I see so many strange people coming? I just presided over the Tooth Store today and encountered such things one after another."

The tooth man hurriedly said, "It's really strange to say that we have never met before. Could it be that it was because the eldest lady was hosting the old lady, and they didn't dare to come. Now it's a son-in-law..."

"Go to you, will you flatter?"

Guo Dan glared at him, lowered his eyebrows and pondered for a moment, and suddenly said, "Hurry up and let Chenchen follow those two people."
Chapter completed!
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