Chapter 494: Egg Destruction Conference
Even the knowledgeable Aunt Xu couldn't help laughing.
She really believed at this moment that if anyone was arrogant in front of Guo Dan, Guo Dan might really hire 10,000 people to throw rotten eggs.
In fact, this routine is very common in later generations. Those so-called "stars" have their own professional cheering teams. Otherwise, the scene will be frozen and will be freezing. Whoever is on the scene will know.
However, this routine is really rare in today's era, and it is unlikely that anyone will do it like this, because it is difficult to hide it, and you will know it once you ask.
There are more than a thousand supporting roles, but they still have no professional ethics. You can find out by just asking around.
Wouldn't that be even more funny?
After only a while, many people reacted.
"Puff----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I saw the bald old man who always met Guo Dan by chance, sitting cross-legged in a corner, holding half an orange in one hand, laughing and coughing, and tears came out.
Su Xu from the teahouse also reacted, shook his head and smiled, "This kid is really... I don't know what to say."
Tan Xiudao on the opposite side: "Brother Su means that most of those people were invited by Guo Dan?"
"It must be like this." Su Xu laughed.
Tan Xiu frowned slightly and said, "The academy is originally a sacred place, but he used this trick to deceive the world and steal the reputation of his promised academic institution, which shows that his mind is not right!"
Su Xu smiled and said, "If my brother talks to Guo Dan like this, Guo Dan will say that he is just a businessman, not a gentleman. But it is indeed rare for a businessman like him!"
Not to mention them, even many scholars below reacted. The slogans were in a row and in a uniform manner. If no one had arranged them, it would be a ghost believer.
I saw Guo Dan’s self-intoxication on the platform, deceiving himself, hiding the bell with his ears. It was so cheap that it made people swell all over. I just regretted that there were no rotten eggs in my hands.
Many people just started to scold.
But their scolding was soon overwhelmed by the dog's cheers, and instead it seemed that more and more people were cheering for Guo Dan.
After a while, the scholars were dry and gasping, and staring at Guo Dan.
At this time, Guo Dan waved to the distance again.
After a while, the cheers gradually stopped.
"I didn't expect that I was so popular in Kaifeng Prefecture! Haha!" Guo Dan said with a shameless smile.
Suddenly, many scholars were so angry that they jumped. We are not here to welcome you.
"Don't act like you, a humble villain, don't act like we don't know. Those people are clearly...!"
"Shameless villain, do you think we are stupid..."
“Is it great to have money?”
......
Faced with everyone's swearing, Guo Danwu was full of enthusiasm, waved his hands excitedly, and shouted loudly: "Thank you everyone, thank you everyone!"
Cheers burst out suddenly.
"Guo Dan! I love you."
"Guo Dan! We support you."
"Guo Dan! Guo Dan!"
......
The scholars were about to start scolding, but they were swallowed up by cheers.
this......!
The scholars in the audience are really eager to die and feel pain. Many of them are almost tortured by the cheers.
"I see."
Aunt Xu pursed her lips and smiled, saying, "This move is really high."
The bald old man was so happy that he couldn't even hold the orange, and saw that half of the orange had rolled down at his feet.
This move really opened their eyes!
......
Just talking about the matter, I spent all the money, of course I had to enjoy it. This is not self-deception, spending money to buy flattery and make myself happy. Isn’t this normal?
Of course, he was not trying to enjoy this or used it to deceive the world and steal fame. He just knew that he would definitely be scolded when he came to power, but he was not here to quarrel today. He had fought a lot before, and he was very annoyed by this because these scholars had only a few tricks back and forth and had no intention of it. Therefore, he simply invited a group of people to compete with these scholars.
It's really hard to explain this scholar when he met a soldier.
I have to say that this move is effective.
These scholars were so angry that they stared at each other, but they had no choice but to deal with Guo Dan.
Just those scholars, they usually speak very quietly, and compare their voices with farmers and shrews. They are completely suppressed and cannot raise their heads at all.
Guo Dan waved to the distance again, and cheered slowly became smaller and eventually disappeared into the clouds.
The scene became quieter again.
"Oh! I feel embarrassed for your enthusiasm. Guo Dan feels guilty of accepting it, and I feel guilty of accepting it!"
Guo Dan bowed to all directions.
It's so shameless!
Many scholars couldn't help it. They had never seen such a hypocritical person before, but just now they opened their mouths and suddenly saw Guo Dan's hand trembling upwards, so they quickly shut their mouths again.
They are really scared!
If they want to do a few more times, they will really go crazy.
There is a word hanging on everyone's head---名!
Just a little bit! This money is amazing. If you don’t agree, you can ask someone to scold me! Haha---!
Guo Dan glanced at him and saw the scholars in the audience biting their lips tightly. The scene was silent. He felt funny secretly. He said loudly: "Thank you for taking the time to attend this "Egg Destroy Conference". As the organizer, I am so grateful. Thank you, thank you!"
He bowed to everyone again.
"What is the 'Egg Destroy Conference'? Humph, don't you just want to recruit students for the Scholar College? You're recruiting!"
A scholar shouted indignantly.
Many people know that it's just a gimmick.
But before he finished speaking, he realized that he almost covered his ears first, but why could he not hold it back?
There were also many people around him looking at him depressedly. He was really not afraid of a god-like opponent, but was afraid of getting his teammates like a pig.
It's over!
It's over!
It's coming again!
However, this time Guo Dan did not make any hints. He looked at the person who had just spoken and said, "If you want to sign up, it may be deeply disappointing for you, because today's theme is the 'Egg Destroy Conference'. As for the admissions of the Scholar College, it was just that I was afraid that there would be no content and cause everyone's dissatisfaction, so I wrote some in casually, which was not a big deal."
As he said that, he pointed his hand at the banner behind him, "Today's theme is the 'Egg Destroy Conference', aiming to eliminate the evil demon Guo Dan."
The scholar said in shock: "You...you want to destroy yourself?"
"good!"
Guo Dan nodded and said, "I'm here to destroy myself today."
Aunt Xu opened her beautiful eyes and thought to herself, what exactly is he trying to do?
This reversal is really weird.
She used to think that the "Egg Destroy Conference" was just a gimmick, and enrollment was Guo Dan's purpose. How could Guo Dan destroy herself? Guo Dan herself said so at that time, but now it seems that it is not the case.
Su Xu, Tan Xiu, Shen Bowen, Zhao Qinghe, Liang Kaibang poked his head out of the window and heard it with his ears.
Li Zhi and other people from the Taizhou School looked at each other.
Is the saint trying to play "Who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?"
The bald old man had already stood up and looked at Guo Dan on the stage in confusion.
The whole audience was silent.
Everyone raised their heads and looked at Guo Dan blankly.
In this era when there is no microphone, Guo Dan was very satisfied with the effect at this time, and he said aloud: "Why are you so surprised?
Do you think it is normal for a businessman to stand here?
Do you think it is normal for a businessman to contract Ma Zheng?
Do you think it is normal for a businessman to contract Kaifeng Mansion?
Do you think it is normal for a businessman to build a private college?
I don't know what you think, but this seems to me to be a very ridiculous thing, it's simply a big deal.
You said, is it appropriate to eliminate Guo Dan?"
He was full of emotions, clenched his fists and waved his arms, and his tone was exciting, instantly infecting everyone present.
Because he expressed everyone's voice.
"should."
Everyone couldn't help but shout in unison.
But after shouting, everyone was stunned again and looked at each other.
Just now...I didn't have hallucinations just now, right?
What did Guo Dan say?
It should have been heard correctly.
Then...then this Guo Dan should be fake, right?
Li Ming, who was standing in front, asked a very stupid question, "You are Guo Dan!"
"I'm Guo Dan."
Guo Dan nodded and said, "I want to destroy Guo Dan, it's not a contradiction. Can't I oppose and destroy myself? If I leave me alone, I can make my Ming Dynasty go to a higher level, then why not do this? Look around, these are places contracted by merchants. If I continue like this, my Ming Dynasty will be deeply trapped in a place that will never be restored."
Many people in the audience nodded silently.
It makes sense.
I actually felt a little admiration for Guo Dan.
But many people are also extremely confused.
Isn't this our line?
At this moment, Aunt Xu was extremely smart and thought to be in the sea, and her heart was confused.
"Brother Su, what's going on?"
Tan Xiu, who just scolded Guo Dan for cheating on the world and stealing fame, was at a loss at this moment.
Is this a deception of the world and stealing reputation?
Who has had this courage from ancient times to the present?
The saint is just like this!
Only that Buddha has such a state.
Give up the small self and become the big self.
Su Xu shook his head and said, "I...I don't understand why this is the case."
Huang Daxiao, Jiang Yinglin, and Gao Shang all looked at Guo Dan in a daze.
The feeling of worship is like the surging river...!
Huang Daxiao couldn't help it and stood up and asked, "Since you all know that this is wrong, why do you still have to do this?"
Ouch! Best Dog Tender appeared. Guo Dan glanced at Huang Daxiao and smiled bitterly: "Chief Huang, do you think I am standing here based on my ability?"
Huang Daxiao immediately said: "I have never thought so."
"you are right."
Guo Dan nodded and said, "I am not standing here by my ability, but my Ming Dynasty suddenly had such a strange demand, so I, Guo Dan, today. In other words, even if I, Guo Dan, physically eliminated me, today, then Li Dan, Chen Dan, Gou Dan, and so on will appear soon.
If you want to completely eliminate Guo Dan, you can only dig up Guo Dan's roots so that you can get it done once and for all."
Chapter completed!