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Chapter 1067 Tell you a joke

It was originally a terrifying thing to be in the endless desert, even if the night with a combat value increased to 200, it would be depressed.

But because there were two more people in the team, one hundred nights turned into silly expressions, and they didn't know what to say.

I want to laugh out loud but can’t laugh. I want to show helplessness towards the behavior of two people, but I have no reason.

The promised person to come over and protect him actually played a very small role. He helped him shaving ice, then fought a battle, and then the protected person turned into a nanny.

Could it be that one hundred nights are so incompetent?

"Don't be stupid, work, collect water, collect it with tree bark, put it in the bucket, and take a shower when it's cool and wash it." No matter how entangled Narasha is in her heart.

She took out flat things, grabbed one by one, pulled it upward, and a portable folding bucket appeared in front of everyone.

The bucket support is a metal rod, and the one that limits the flow of water is a glue-coated cloth. Once the thing is folded, the volume occupied is very, very small, and she took out five hundred at once.

Liang Yishan called the man to open the bucket and looked up and asked, "Where are you two?"

"What do we mean? Five hundred barrels, not five per person, who will distribute them evenly to you? A bucket can hold half a cubic meter of water. Fill them first, and then use them at any time. Use up one barrel and try to replenish one barrel if the conditions are right."

Narasha felt that after changing the map, one hundred people's IQ began to decline.

One hundred people did not dare to speak much. When they became busy, they used glued bark to evaporate and cool the wet sand when it was shining with sunlight to get water. They designed their own shapes and the bucket was not completely pulled open, but opened a little and placed it on all corners of the spread bark so that the water flowed into the texture.

It was busy at night, and the two of them were busy too.

They took out a large iron basin and a small iron basin. First pour the water brought into the large iron basin, then pour the small iron basin, put the small iron basin in the large iron basin, and adjust it so that the water from the large iron basin will not flow into the small iron basin.

Then they began to take saltpeter out and threw it into the iron basin. To prevent the sun from being exposed, a lid was added on it.

Then there were sun umbrellas, beach chairs, small square tables, and black iron plates that were one meter square were thrown onto the sand outside.

Narasha took out a bottle of wine, Gongsun Murong took a cigar. Narasha helped light it, took out the melon seeds himself, and said to the people working while eating: "You must be patient. The more difficult the conditions are, the more you can cultivate people. When digging sand, you should observe carefully to see if there are hidden bugs or something. If the environment does not allow it, living is the only one."

Hearing her movements, everyone turned their heads and looked over, and then...

Liang Yishan smiled sincerely and asked, "Don't you change your swimsuit, apply some sunscreen?"

"It's not by the water. Don't be distracted when working." Narasha squinted her eyes and scolded her.

One hundred people have accepted their fate. If you have two people in it, what else can you say?

After a few hours of drying, it got darker, and a bottle of iced wine was drunk by two people, and prawns roasted on iron plates were also eaten.

Narasha only took out more than a dozen cans of pickles and five hundred bars. She was burnt with white noodles. This thing didn't look big, but it was rolled out layer by layer with noodles. There was no handy thing at the critical moment. Throwing it out can be used as a weapon.

"Okay, okay, you can rest and eat, pickles are just on the verge of pickles, and there is no more delicious." She greeted everyone for dinner.

One person gave a bowl to serve water.

A night-like man came over and picked up a bar head, took a bite, chewed it hard, swallowed it hard, and quickly drank it, choked its face red, and asked, "So hard?"

"Is it hard? I think it's okay when I made it." Narasha looked at Gangtou in confusion and suddenly smiled: "Let me tell you a joke, saying that there is a pasta food farm. The night shift suddenly heard something. When he went out, he saw a black shadow swaying by. He picked up something and threw it over. The black shadow fell to the ground. When the police arrived to catch the black shadow, that is, when the thief caught the black shadow, the thief who had just woken up asked the person on duty, 'What did you beat me with?' The person on duty sneered and said, 'You have encountered my factory cake, and I will fly to you to death if it was my factory cake', hahaha, is it fun? Ahhaha... why don't you laugh?"

"Haha, hehe, hehe!" The night-seeded person laughed, but no matter how he looked, it had nothing to do with laughing.

They just saw that the two of them had iced wine and tinned prawns, so they thought they could eat it when they were working, so they were very motivated.

The result suddenly changed. What's this thing? I was so stubborn that I just drank pickles, drank water that was roasted by the sun, and told jokes. I was just a joke when I was waiting for others.

Gongsun Murong took out a lot of canned food and said to the night people: "To be honest, according to our previous team, today you can only give you some pickles, drink some water, and replenish salt and water. You can see for yourself, everyone is hurt, you don't use the skills you teach you, what are the faces you have to eat well?"

After saying that, Gongsun Murong and Narasha threw out a bunch of folded tents. They supported one of them by themselves, went in and went to sleep, and ignored the night.

The night people looked at each other, first set up the tent and put the cans in the tent. They just ate the water, ate the stalks, and ate pickles, and exchanged their mistakes during today's battle from time to time.

They knew that the two of them were angry, not because they were not angry when they were fighting, but because they were waiting for the rest of their faces when they were fetching water just now.

At that time, we should exchange our combat experience and find the problem, rather than relaxing. Therefore, the two of us deliberately drink iced wine and stewed shrimp. If they also eat gang heads and pickles, they will not feel uncomfortable if they are waiting for others.

As he ate and studied, a night suddenly asked, "What team did they have before?"

"God knows." Another answered, and said, "But I know very well that it is definitely better than us."

Liang Yishan chewed the bar head slowly and found it was very sweet. After careful smelling it, it had a strong noodles and... a certain plant smell.

"There is medicine in the bar. Everyone can try to use internal energy. When you were hit by bluntly, use internal energy to carry the medicine after taking it. It feels very comfortable." After he tried it himself, he reminded others.

Everyone tried one after another, and sure enough, when they looked at the tent where the two of them were sleeping, they had guilt and gratitude in their eyes.

"I remembered the instructors in the past. He was strict and silently caring for us." Liang Yishan said with his head in pinched the bar: "Everyone works hard, and you can learn a lot of skills by following them. Real skills. Look at them, they are not injured at all, and they kill the most people.

With the same oxygen content, they can still move in the end, which shows that their distribution of oxygen in their bodies is very reasonable. I guess there are many people outside looking at us, so don’t embarrass the night.”

"Yes!" The other ninety-nine people agreed in unison, and their mood suddenly improved again. Look at the tent, look at the bar, pickles and water, and then observe the surrounding environment. Are there good living conditions? Who can be so moisturized after reaching the desert in the blink of an eye? Happiness comes from comparison. (To be continued...)
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