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Chapter 926 Tentacles are the most annoying thing

I am worried about many things, such as whether Navga will be affected by the Mantius computer virus, and various monsters in the "Erosion" game appear in Sanctuary one after another, and even whether the mobile fortresses that run to another world will be beaten back by the enemy. However, a few days have passed, and none of these extremely damning things have happened. The whole city is quiet and peaceful, and even ordinary cases have never happened.

In addition, the game pets that appear inexplicably in reality have recently become a topic of widespread attention. At first, some people suggested sending these strange cute creatures to the laboratory, but they were definitely opposed by gamers, because both the Shota and Loli, the almost three-headed body look is so cute - not to mention that most of the players are men, and the pets they caught are all monster girls who can go to the kitchen and bed without exception. If you want these guys who only have gay friends and no girlfriends around you to hand over the monster girls, it is definitely an epic challenge at the SS level.

I am not dirty. I used the welfare photos of Emilyna, Lan Yu and Lu Yin, which I secretly took with me the baby sister. I swear by the welfare photos of Emilyna, Lan Yu and Lu Yin. I am really not dirty! By the way, Mengyun, since you are so powerful, why don’t you just get the White Lotus together and go to heaven to forget it?

In short, unlike the imagined many troubles that occur continuously, there is no terrible or bad thing happening in Santa Cities and even around the world. The only thing that deserves everyone's attention is the cute pets in the game.

Emilyna once searched the entire city carefully. She thought that if all this was caused by the ghost god, the other party would definitely set up a city-wide giant magic array to turn the existence in the game into reality. However, the girl finally found nothing. She even ran underground to the elf's hometown and went around, but still found nothing.

The blonde girl is a rough nerve that is prone to blood and is harsh. She did not give up and continued to look for possible clues in the city, and today is no exception.

"I said, it won't be a big deal for you to relax for a day, right?"

After breakfast, my parents went out one after another. Not long after, Emilyna changed her clothes and appeared in the living room, making an attitude of preparing to go out. Given that she had been looking for her for a few days, I finally couldn't help but say to the girl like this.

The girl who didn't expect me to speak was surprised and turned her head and looked over and said in confusion: "Don't you want to figure out what happened to this green-haired parrot that suddenly appeared beside her?"

Habi, who was named, immediately raised her right wing high: "I didn't eat and live in vain. I help with housework every day!"

"Yes, every time you sweep the floor, you will have a lot of feathers falling down. Every time you wash dishes, you will turn yourself into a funny cock. Finally, you have to roll to the bathroom. Every time you throw garbage, you don't take the elevator and have to walk through the window. After that, after landing, the huge collie who even dares to step on the feet and lick wildly, she urinates and urinates from countless residents. Your housework is really done in place." Meng Yun, who was sitting in front of the sofa watching TV, suddenly responded in a tone that was almost sarcastic, "Of course this is just on the surface. Maybe you will do another kind of job well when you sleep in the idiot's room at night... Meow!"

I felt a lot of integrity rolling along the ground, and I rushed over and smashed my hand knife hard on my sister's head: "You just be a little more reserved, our aunt!"

"Why do you want to smash my head? The parrot is the most knocked person, okay? What's going to make a fuss when you run to your room to sleep every night?"

From the day Hubby appeared, Mengyun would drag the little thing to sleep in her room every night. But no matter what her baby sister tried - locking the doors and windows of the room, hiding my room key, or even tying the whole Hubby to tie up the whole flower - it could not stop the green-haired parrot from sneaking into her bedroom at night, then curling up beside the bed, sleeping on the bed and even in my arms until dawn.

You all know the following daily life.

Emmelina, who was embarrassed with a pretty face, couldn't help but clench her fist and coughed gently: "Well, Zhou Yi, if you said relaxation means letting me stay with you brothers and sisters to show your daily life, I think it's better to forget it. To be honest, I always feel that something big might happen soon, but I can't organize the language to express the reason well; and at the same time I can't find the source, it feels like I'm waving my hand at the air and trying to catch anything but can't catch anything. In short, I'm just confused."

I casually shook Mengyun, who was holding the back of my hand, and I walked straight towards the blonde girl: "It is because of this that I would say I want you to relax. Your nerves are too tense. Of course, if you insist on going out, let me go with you. You have been alone for so long, so it doesn't matter if you ask me to help with a little pressure today, right?"

However, the girl was not grateful for this, or it should be said that her black-bellied attributes had decisive attacks. She looked at me with a very contemptuous look and said, "Zhou Yi, are you sure you still have money to go on a date with me?"

The critical hit was a critical hit, a two-and-a-half-fold damage! I was instantly gray and white, and I immediately burst into tears at Emilyna's feet. Although the scene looked very embarrassing, I felt like I was not at a loss when I fell under the pomegranate skirt of a beautiful woman of this level, so I didn't get up immediately and kept my posture and said in a tone full of grief: "Yafen, this is the only cruel fact that I never want to remember! No, it would be impossible to continue like this. I must find a money-making errand to supplement it, otherwise we will not be able to raise our heads in the past two months."

"You're young, the stupid guy actually wants to take the initiative to make money. Are you really planning to trick a girl home?" Meng Yun couldn't help but patting the backrest of the sofa and shouting, "This must be my illusion. Or is the way you came up with a way to make money, such as selling the green-haired parrot to an underground laboratory of unknown origin or something?"

"grumble--!?"

"I won't do that, don't be as shocked as a hairball!"

"Mi Pa!"

"I said you guys who like to join in the fun are really enough!"

Emilyna, who was covered in black, raised her hand and scratched the back of her head and sighed speechlessly: "Uh, Zhou Yi, you seem to be busy for a long time, so I'll go out first."

I was busy dealing with the troubles of two pets, one big and one small, and I was even thinking of killing these two guys with lollipops: "Bridge, Qiao Dou sack, at least before leaving, I could introduce a short-term job that would be paid on the same day. OK?"

"Where can't apply for temporary workers these days? Well, don't look at me with aggrieved eyes. Now there are still a certain number of broken low-level monsters created by demons hidden in the sea area near Sanctuary and even on the coast. Ordinary citizens will get a lot of rewards after discovering and reporting. If someone with a certain combat ability eliminates them on the spot, they can get higher rewards. Do you still need me to continue reminding me?"

“…No need, thank you.”

It turns out that the big guys above have begun to issue commissions to special people among the people now!?

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I am very angry now, very angry. I learned from searching online on my mobile phone that an ordinary gray mangy dog ​​(that is, cannon fodder in the bat wings army) can get a bonus of 500 yuan, and killing it can get a bonus of four times. To some extent, the reward is not very large. It is even less than half or even one-third of the monthly salary of some people; but have you considered the number issue?

These dogs are not friendly to humans but are more than just hiding a few.

Mantius's troops completely collapsed because the machine that maintained the Death Praise Spell was destroyed, but the lower monsters were not affected. Their battles were at sea. After the main force was defeated, no one could effectively stop the cannon fodder comparable to sardines. These guys not only fled to nearby islands, but some even touched the city and settled in ruins in the marginal area.

In any case, these strange crawlings are a great safety hazard, but it is basically impossible to thoroughly search such a wide area, so this strange reward measure came out. The workers on the reconstruction site will actively report it up after discovering the monster, and then a special force will come to deal with it; and the rewards that can get a lot of rewards when killing the monster is aimed at the magical boy and horse monkey soybean in the city. After all, no one would mind making some pocket money, right?

If the whole nation mobilizes, these monsters will be completely solved in no time.

Of course, this is not a reason to make us angry. It would be better to say that I admire the person who came up with this solution from the bottom of my heart. What really made me crazy is why this measure was not introduced earlier? You should know that despite playing soy sauce on the battlefield all day long, my kills on miscellaneous soldiers have reached three digits, and how many 2,000 oceans can I get!?

As for the boss's head, you don't have to think about it and know that it's more valuable. What was my special cat busy with before?

I felt sorry for the money for taking a taxi, so I took the bus to the near the reconstruction area. Then I walked in. If I had used to borrow the courage of ten leopards from us, I would never dare to do this. However, due to the money, I have been forced to change my time. Now I have also decisively joined the ranks of monster hunters.

Well, although it wasn't just for one person.

Mengyun followed over on the grounds of being worried. As for the green-haired parrot without combat power, he was left to guard the house. To be honest, the occasional sibling combination is not bad, but I have to switch to melee. After all, who knows whether the mistress or boss pops up from the ruins waiting to be dealt with? Choosing melee can make timely responses to emergencies, and even if it is not successful, it can at least gain enough time.

The two swords, Chi Yan and Yin Shuang, are special existences in Fei Xue’s collection, because they are both local products of this world, and one of the reasons why I chose them. The curse of these two swords will directly act on the user's attributes, allowing them to experience the taste of the two heavens of ice and fire; but it has no effect on me. It is just two powerful weapons with explosive attributes.

"No, I can't help laughing when I think of you, wielding two one-handed swords, imitating Emilyna's appearance, fighting the enemy like a dumb goose." After walking out about ten meters, the baby sister let out a thud, covering her mouth and shaking her body, "Where is the battle 5 scum who has always been able to learn from turtles to shrink her head and make soy sauce? Have you finally decided to start being handsome and stealing the scene?"

"Don't just say something that will kill people. If I steal all the limelight on the battlefield, I will probably be beaten to death by Emilyna even if I am not beaten to death by the enemy." I ignored my sister's teasing. I kept my calm mode and walked forward with my sword, "But there are no other people here. Is there anything wrong with melee combat in order to cooperate with the team? Or are you willing to go ahead?"

"It is actually the safest to walk ahead. Do you not even know about this kind of thing?" The little girl probably deliberately found fault with her intentionally, and raised her index finger and said seriously, "In monster movies with very similar plots and scenes, you must always be careful of your ups and downs, lefts and chrysanthemums, because those weird ugly monsters usually don't come from the front."

I really wanted to refute something, but after carefully recalling the federal blockbusters I watched in recent years, I finally chose to remain silent.

The scary monsters on the front are not good monsters, because they usually get shot in the next shot after they appear, and the male and female protagonists who are armed and fully focused and vigilant, and even the supporting roles of passers-by, are not as scary as they can. Only monsters that constantly attack the fugitive team and create a large number of casualties but no one knows their specific image can bring suffocating fear, unless that kind of monster is a scary band that can only rely on their appearance.

For example, the giant octopus monster that the whole world doesn't know how big it is, has a great effect on Emilyna.

But the monster we encountered this time appeared from the front. To be precise, it was not that it appeared in front of us, but that we took the initiative to look for it.

"Yah, tentacles are the most annoying!"

As the baby sister was discussing the direction of the monster's attack, a girl suddenly screamed from behind a pile of ruins higher than a hill in front.

Uh, I like the most about tentacles and cute girls! I was obviously in the calm mode but my whole body was immediately excited and rushed out quickly.

"Wait, stupid brother, you can't ignore anything just to see the benefits!"
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