In the end, I still can't turn the pyramid scheme monster in front of me into a hot pot. Not to mention this guy, I can't beat it after he transformed. Even if Jiubi can't transform into a cute, complaining and funny pet-shaped demon, under the gaze of the old couple next door who looked at the shiny reading glasses with an extremely serious and vigilant expression, I will never be able to play the evil bad guy who bullies the innocent little loli and her cute little pet in broad daylight. △

Fortunately, the neighbor next door is an elderly person. If I had nothing to do, I would have hit the head to death if I liked to post what I saw on the Internet for sharing. When I was so glad that I was secretly grateful in my heart, I saw the old man taking out his cell phone from his pocket. It was not calling the police or something, but holding this small machine, pointing the camera here and planning to shoot.

There must be a limit to kidding. Who can help me overcome the nonsensical heavenly disaster with thunder in front of me? How can I practice it?

"Look at the expression on the boy Zhou Yi's face, Master Simone." Jiubi decisively stepped forward and blocked the cherry red double-ponytail loli with a blowjob and said, "No matter how you look at it, you look like a ghost beast with dissatisfaction!"

I couldn't help but get furious on the spot when I heard this: "What a fool, I'm obviously crazy and painful! You guys who run out every night and scream everywhere and seek one-night stands don't slander others there, take care of yourself first!"

"Woo meow-!" Jiubi stood up with her hind legs like a human, waving her front paws and shouted, "Cai, there is nothing like this. I don't know the black, white, yellow, and other little female cat that is lingering in the community garden!"

So is this guy a public man? By the way, this kind of self-destruction is also awesome?

It is obvious that Simone completely failed to understand the conversation between me and a cute and unconventional person. However, this did not affect the little loli's opinion while she was free: "Hey, Jiubi, when did you make friends here? Although it was a bit unexpected, she was still very happy for you."

Under my meaningful gaze, the white cat hugged his head and rubbed Simone's calves behind her.

"Uh. Anyway, let these be aside." I raised my hands and signaled carefully to Simone, keeping a relatively safe distance from the little girl, "Simone, is Senior Sister Oservia not at home?"

"Didn't my sister be sneak attacked and eaten by you when she was just out shopping?"

"So can we stop playing with this big bad wolf's joke??" I stomped my feet and held my forehead with my hands, "If I really grabbed your sister and ate it, I will definitely take away the door key she brought with me, so that I don't have to knock on the door at all, but use the key to go straight into the room with the key, okay?"

Simone is actually a very smart and even genius girl. Even Salia, who is a genuine horse monkey soy sauce, has never seen her summoning the devil; the reason why the little loli is confused in some places is actually because a pseudo-prophet with long cherry red hair has a strange usual education method. However, on a few obvious things, Simone can still make a correct judgment.

I saw the little girl pressing her index finger against her cheek and tilting her head for a while, then she decisively lit up a light bulb on her head and said, "Ah, it seems that's true."

Please think of this kind from the beginning! Given the other party's age, I finally had to choose to remain silent. But in this way, Simone will not have any misunderstandings, and it is generally acceptable. What I have to do next is to wait quietly for senior Oservia to buy things and go home...

It turns out that I am still too superficial.

Simone just looked at me with her head tilted and asked, "Isn't you really caught me and eat me?"

"Of course not!"

"So now you're going to come here to tie me up as a hostage and threaten my sister?"

I burst into tears and almost knelt down in front of this cute ponytail loli and bowed to her: "Can we change to a normal topic, such as when will Senior Sister Oservia come back? What if I think boys are evil big bad wolves all day long? How can you get a boyfriend when you grow up?"

There was a sharp sound of something breaking through the air from behind, and I didn't react. It was not because it was too late. But if I avoided it, the thing would probably hit Simone in front of me. It would be better for me to take on the shield if I couldn't determine what it was.

But it was not a hard or sharp dangerous object. With the crisp sound of shattering, some kind of sticky and thick liquid immediately filled the back of my head, feeling as nauseous as it was.

"Zhou Yi, haven't I told you many times? Just come to me for anything. It is strictly forbidden to attack Simone. Why do you always refuse to listen??" Oservia's voice came from behind. And she seemed to be carrying a plastic bag, "It's not enough to have me, Emilyna, Lan Yu and Lu Yin. What's going on when she stretches out her claws to my baby Simone?"

"What kind of person is you who are really making trouble?" I turned around and wiped the liquid and some kind of fragments behind my head and said in a daze, "Don't say others like they are crazy, fuck! Also, what you just threw away..."

The egg whites are all over the hands and a few eggshell fragments.

"Dear senior sister, please change to a more reliable next time you throw something to hit someone?" I felt something was wrong in an instant, and I said with a cold face with a dark face, "For example, scallions, scallions, scallions, and scallions, just like Hatsune."

"No. For a perverted gentleman who has a lot of work-related books hidden in the room, throwing eggs at him is the most appropriate way." Oservia said, and took out an egg from a huge white plastic bag. "It doesn't matter whether you do something about [bee--] or [bee--] or [bee--] to me, and I'm willing and happy, but I'm not allowed to get close to Simone! Otherwise, I'll smash you with a peach blossom blooming?"

At this time, the old man who had been watching next to him for a long time finally put down his cell phone and spoke: "Young people, you must be content with everything. It is enough to have such a beautiful sister. Sisters will suffer from all kinds of complaints."

The old man seemed so earnest that I couldn't help but burst into tears on the spot: "What you said is very, you must remember it in your heart. And I really don't have this kind of idea of ​​being both human and god-indulgent. It's just that the senior sister has overprotected her sister."

"What does it mean to be overprotected? It is clearly that you, the guy who instigated Simone to have a boyfriend, is plotting against her!" Oservia walked up to me with a plastic bag and gritted her teeth and said angrily, "If Simone knows some strange knowledge, can you afford it?"

Whether it is following the laws of nature or growing up as a person, I don’t think there is anything wrong with asking Simone to find her boyfriend when she grows up... Given that Sakura Hong’s long hair is currently holding an egg in her hand, don’t say it out here.

"I'm sorry, I won't mention it next time." I wiped my face and tried to look serious and serious, "Can we talk in the house first compared to this? And I feel that it's necessary to clean up the egg whites."

"Well, that's true." Oservia nodded and gestured to Simone to open the door completely, "But if I find out what strange things you are trying to do to Simone, I'll cut you straight away!"

The threat of cherry red hair was really terrible, and I was sure she would do that; what was worse was that the two sisters were prone to misunderstandings, so after a few seconds of silence, I decisively turned to the old couple watching the fun, and asked seriously: "Sorry, can I ask me to borrow your bathroom?"

"It's a magical situation to choose to ignore me in such a place!?"

Of course, I was unable to borrow the bathroom of the old man's house in the end, because I was covered in black lines in their eyes when they both sighed about the youthfulness and was dragged into the door by senior Oservia, holding her collar and dragging her into the door.

Simone picked up Jiubi and hid in her room quickly, but instead of closing the door and locking it, leaving a small gap to look outside. As for Oservia, she was slowly packing up the various items she had just purchased, from snacks and fruits to fresh ingredients, probably looking around in the supermarket.

The girl threw the bill next to her casually. I also subconsciously glanced at it and found that the purchase price of these things was very cheap, most of which were discounted items for the event that she chose specially.

What a virtuous housewife, I suddenly felt a little reluctant to give her the antidote.

"Uh, senior sister, I'll go to the bathroom first." It's not a big deal to stick egg whites on my hair. After sitting with Yinghong's long hair for two or three minutes, I finally felt uncomfortable and stood up and said, "Come here to help you later."

After nodding casually, Oservia suddenly asked strangely: "By the way, Zhou Yi, didn't you go to Emilyna's side before? Why did you come back so soon? And what's wrong with finding me directly after you come back?"

"It's nothing, I just got the antidote in a short while." I took out the crystal bottle from the bracelet and threw it to Yinghong Changhai and said, "I heard that the effect of the extremely beautiful dream will last for a lifetime, so senior sister, please hurry up and drink the antidote."

After saying that, I went into the bathroom and closed the door, and began to prepare to clean the egg whites on my hair. (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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