Chapter 289: It's Only Worth a Sponge Cake
Listening to the communication between front-line troops on the radio always gives people a feeling of live broadcast. Combined with the background sounds of guns, machinery roars and even explosions, we soy sauce parties sitting in the town feel as if they are on the front line of extremely fierce battles, fighting with those soldiers.
Usually, each unit has its own code names when using radio communication, from tables, benches, foxes, rats, apples and bananas; and both the command centers and the troops themselves use these code names, never exceptions - of course, this is to prevent leaks, but given that the enemy this time is not human, and no one cares about this troublesome rule when fighting to the fierce point, all kinds of communications on the radio station are now called by their names.
"Thomas, what the hell are you doing? Why are the flanks stagnant? Did you not eat enough at noon or have you pissed your pants after seeing the monster? I arranged you to the front line again just to make you soy sauce, move quickly!"
There is no doubt that this angry voice belongs to the bald Colonel Keyer, and there is no doubt that Captain Thomas, who occasionally bravely and decisively, has suffered another old problem. After these days of getting along, I have become accustomed to this...day mode between them.
"It's not like this, it's because my tank engine suddenly malfunctioned..."
"Do you attack me now or I'll kick you in the ass and kick you into the monsters' territory."
"Yes, sir. Go and do it now."
Of course, the communication is more about requesting fire support, reminding the red beams of light attacking on the ground between pilots in the formation, reports of monster movements by the reconnaissance forces in front of them, and the cry for help before some unlucky guys died. Although it sounds very messy to us, it also intuitively illustrates the various situations on the battlefield today.
The general attack that began in the afternoon had been going on for an hour without realizing it. Although the human army was subjected to tenacious and crazy resistance or even counterattack by monsters, these could not cause much trouble. At present, a small number of troops have successfully penetrated from the suburbs into the city, and the breakthrough point is still expanding, and they can quickly advance into the city.
The battle seemed to be quite smooth, so I felt a little relieved and diverted my attention from the radio station.
Emilyna suggested that she would listen to the communications on the radio in the tent while leisurely tasting afternoon tea and waiting for the attack at any time. But in fact, after the battle started, no one was the one who wanted to taste tea, and they were all paying attention to the battle situation on the front line. However, only Senior Sister Lan Yu was an exception. Naturally, she would never be affected by the surrounding atmosphere.
When Senior Sister Lan Yu reached out to the last piece of small sponge cake on the plate, I finally came back to my senses. I hurriedly burst into tears and tried to stop the black long straight: "Please wait a moment, senior sister. If I remember correctly, I don't even taste a piece of sponge cake, right? Is this good to leave it for me?"
"Hey, I thought everyone didn't like eating sponge cake." Tianrandai couldn't help but show a puzzled expression and tilted his head decisively. "Because no one takes it at all."
Sister Mei, who was sitting next to her, reacted even more exaggeratedly. She looked shocked and held her face in her hands and shouted loudly: "What the hell is this? In a blink of an eye, my favorite sponge cake is left with the last piece!?"
"In a blink of an eye?" Tianran Dai took out his cell phone and looked at the time. Then he became even more confused.
Thank goodness Lu Yin was caught by the crazy scientists of the scientific research team and went there. She was not here at this moment, otherwise she might have a lot of daily life - such as pulling her senior sister and saying, "You really should lose weight."
"An hour has passed." Emilyna sighed faintly after confirming the time, "But Lan Yu, you are so poor that you can eat so many sponge cakes alone. You really should lose weight."
I was sucking the tea that was only slightly hot left, and I couldn't help but turn my head and spray it on the ground.
Senior Sister Lan Yu looked shocked, quickly lowered her head and checked herself, then looked at the tomboy next to her who was crying because her favorite dessert was swept away, and asked, "Sister Mei, can I gain weight?"
How can I get fat on the spot after eating desserts? Sister Mei should be comforting Hei Changzhi and let her not worry.
I'm still too superficial.
"Yes, Miss." Sister Mei pressed the shoulder of Senior Sister Lan Yu with one hand and stared at her very seriously and said, "I have to say that there are too many sponge cakes you have eaten. In order to maintain your current figure, I think it's better for you to stop here. So, I will solve the remaining sponge cake."
The last sentence is your real purpose, is it!?
"Since Sister Mei, you said so..."
Seeing Tianrandai shrinking his hand back with a little hesitation, Sister Mei immediately stretched out her claws to the remaining piece of sponge cake with lightning speed; however, I was prepared for this, so I picked up the fork and went straight forward, blocking Sister Mei.
"I'll just get it, what do you mean?" Sister Mei, who saw that she was only a few centimeters away, suddenly said to me with a dark face, "Do you want to be unable to get along with me?"
"Of course, because I want to eat this piece of sponge cake, too." Since Sister Mei planned to grab it with her hands without holding a fork, the person holding the "weapon" was able to barely suppress this tough tomboy. "We have to taste whatever we say, even if you don't want to stop me!"
Sister Mei started a series of actions with her right hand silently. However, I was no longer the 5-slaughter of the battle. After many monster-leveling practices, I did not avoid any tit. With the help of the fork, Sister Mei's hands were unable to touch the sponge cake.
To be honest, Emilyna maintained a calm and elegant expression at this moment. When we were fighting with the snipe and clam, we stretched out our fork and walked the fork to the fork and sent it to our mouth to eat it beautifully. Then she smiled at Sister Mei and I, who was stunned and messy in the wind, said, "It tastes great" and the classic unfolding. However, the blonde girl did not do that, but instead looked lively next to her with relish. No need to think about it, her hidden blackness attributes broke out again.
"Go, it's really a troublesome guy." Sister Mei couldn't help but spat hard, then stretched out her left hand and pulled the senior sister Lan Yu beside her and pushed her hard towards me. "As long as you are willing to let go, this girl will belong to you today. I won't care whether you plan to do something [beep--] or [beep--] or even [beep--] to her!"
Sister Mei was very strong and she didn't react at all. Senior Lan Yu lost her balance and was staggered and pushed directly in front of me by the former. I was worried that Hei Chang would fall down subconsciously, and let the senior sister pounce in her arms and hugged her.
For the sake of Sister Mei, did you even sell Hei Changzhi, whom you regarded as your treasured goddaughter, without hesitation? Is your conscience, morality, norms and even the lower limit worth just a piece of sponge cake?
But I like it.
"Trade!" I decisively withdrew my hand holding the fork and said seriously.
It was not until then that Sister Lan Yu realized what was going on. At the same time, she understood (or misunderstood) the meaning of the conversation between Sister Mei and me, and screamed and broke free from my arms: "Hey, hey, hey, hey,——!? Did I just get sold to Xiaoyi like this!?"
Sister Mei had already stuffed the sponge cake into her mouth at a light speed. While savoring it carefully, she said slowly with a happy expression on her face: "A real man is only one day. You will be free at this time tomorrow afternoon."
Hei Changzhi breathed a little relieved when he heard this, stroked his chest and said weakly: "Ha, if you can't take care of your father for only one day, there should be no problem."
The problem is big! Some things can only be completed in one or two hours, let alone a whole day? Well, given that Emilyna is looking at me with meaningful eyes at the moment, it would be better to swallow this sentence decisively.
But then again, what should I do when I get along with Senior Sister Lan Yu all day without disturbing Sister Mei? It is definitely a joke to discuss the meaning of life, so the rest should be dates that are not considered dates. In this rear battlefield command center where artillery launches and the whistling sound of fighter planes seem to never stop?
I felt a pain for no reason.
"Do you use a piece of sponge cake to exchange for Lan Yu as your exclusive maid all day?" Emilyna suddenly held her cheek with her hands and raised her lips and smiled, "Zhou Yi, this deal is indeed very cost-effective. But since Lan Yu is now your maid, the first thing she has to do should of course be to let her change into a maid outfit. I happen to have a set here, do you want her to try it?"
For Mao, you would have to be a maid who is loving? But senior sister Lan Yu in maid outfits... can't do it anymore. Just imagine, I couldn't help but feel excited immediately.
"Xiaoyi, the expression on your face looks evil?"
I hurriedly raised my hand and wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth: "This is not the case. It must be your illusion of senior sister. In addition, Lord Emilyna, please lend me that maid outfit! Senior Sister Lan Yu, you shouldn't mind changing into maid outfits, right?"
"I don't mind, but is this really necessary?" Tianrandai couldn't help but tilt his head and asked in confusion.
At this time, Emilyna stood up and walked to the senior sister Lan Yu: "Of course it is very necessary. My mother often dressed up as a maid holding a sign to play the role of a watchdog lady, and the effect they received is very good every time. So Lan Yu, in order to satisfy Zhou Yi's distortion, I mean, you should sacrifice a little bit of adolescent adolescent mentality with loving adolescents." (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, the novel is better and faster!
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