Chapter 999
Although the answer to this brain teaser was seriously beyond my expectations, it was indeed not wrong to reason, and it might be more reasonable than the explanation of staying in bed that only children would believe. Therefore, even if I felt like I was struck by lightning at this moment, I readily admitted my superficiality, and spread my hands helplessly and sighed: "Okay, this answer may be a bit of that, but you won. But dear Her Majesty, what do you want to explain specifically through this matter?"
"Hey, what's the point of asking about this? Isn't it obvious?" The blonde queen curled her lips lightly and said leisurely, "Our little Emmy's head is smarter than you are in a boy!"
Sorry, I can't pretend that I didn't hear this. I couldn't help but raise my right arm high on the spot and said loudly: "I have objections! This is just a brain teaser, and you probably have taught Emilyna the answer before this. How can you prove that she is smarter than me? Besides, she is just a few years old now. No matter how talented she is, she can't beat those who are over teenagers at this age, right?"
"The objection is invalid! Not to mention that I have never taught Little Ami before. Can you not deliberately make excuses after you lose?" The little queen gave me anger and said, "Whether you lose the game, you are not as skilled as others, you are broken, do something wrong, or like someone, you must admit everything readily to make your life easier? Otherwise, you will never be able to face yourself by racking your brains all day long to find excuses and quibbling. In the days to come, you will only make mistakes again and again."
"Although what you said does make sense, it is actually just that you were unable to become the official palace as you did in the Shura field that year because of the various arrogant and black-hearted pranks in the early stages... "
"I'll kill you."
"I'm very sorry, I shouldn't have spoken nonsense." The embarrassing person raised his hand and pressed the furry little cat in front of him to keep calm, and then said to her with a smirk, "But Her Majesty, I still think it's more reliable for you to change someone else. Emilyna may have been very smart when she was a child, but she is still a child after all."
Alicia stretched out her little finger and dug her ears and said with an impatient expression on her face: "Slutty young, can't you still see that it is because Little Emme is too young and needs people to take care of her all the time, so I want to force her to you? Otherwise, do you think my dignified Queen would appear in such a place, and isn't it to hand over Little Emme to Icarus who is in charge of guarding this place (pointing to the innocent pink angel next to her) and let her help take the child and run to the front line to play Call of Duty with ease!?"
I suddenly became wrong and said coldly with a dark face: "Go and take care of the children. What about your sense of responsibility as a mother?"
Wannian Loli waved her hand indifferently and said, "Oh, Sao Nian, don't you know that as a leader, there are many people around you who help you with it? Just leave the chores like raising children to others."
"Ah, that's right. So, can you get out of it and hand it over to Tianrandai, a named Mixuer, to complete it if you have time to go to the front line to play Call of Duty and Uncle Ilia's irrelevant chores?"
"That's right, as long as I can get me to the front line... I wait for a while, it seems that something is wrong?"
Up to this point, all the daily routines were still in an acceptable range, but the next scene made me roll to the ground without hesitation. I saw a light bulb on my head, and punched my hand hard and said suddenly: "Dad went into Mixue'er's mother's room to sleep with her at night, which means that my mother will be invited by the Tauren uncles for tea?"
When the little queen heard this, she couldn't help but feel black and stuttered: "Uh, that's not. Little Ami, you made a mistake. This is not what I mentioned to you before..."
I was lying on the ground and beating the ground hard, roaring in the wind in a mess: "You have taught your daughter some strange things? How can you practice it?!"
"Mi (fourth tone)—!!" The hairball on the top of the head also exploded with learning and learning.
To be honest, I just think that the little queen's eyes were full of murderous aura when she looked at us: "How can I teach my daughter that you don't need to worry about it, and isn't you the one who causes this situation now?? In addition, even though we know that we are someone else's (divine beast) palace, we also specifically pick the pain points. Maybe we should teach you some lessons to let you know that the sky is high and the earth is thick."
"Please don't have this one. Please leave it to me for care. Just rest assured and boldly, go play around." I bowed to the little queen with a promising body (it was just a bystander anyway). I said loudly, "I swear with the straw paper that is much more precious than moral integrity at home!"
"Well, that's right. By the way, you can even develop it if you want to play and develop it. I'll approve it." Alixia immediately smiled and narrowed her eyes, as if the murderous aura just now was an illusion. This face-changing technique can be called a magical skill.
To be honest, I will definitely find a way to go back as soon as possible in this time and space. I will not have time to develop the young girl version of Emilyna. Moreover, if I interfere too much in history, no one knows what will happen, so I dare not take risks - although it seems quite interesting and tempting to transform Emilyna, who is in the impression of Berserker personality, into a gentle, kind and cute soft girl.
"I won't do that. I'm not a lolita, and I'm even more unlikely to be interested in young girls!"
The little queen spat in discomfort, then suddenly her eyes turned and showed a terrifying little devilish smirk that was about to piss and flee in a panic. She turned her head and looked at the trembling person: "Hey, slutty, I just suddenly thought of a very interesting good idea."
"I don't want to know at all, sincere."
"Don't say it too early, and the idea I thought of is not related to you and the girl next to you (referring to Bailian) and you have no reason to stop me at all." Alicia said, and suddenly raised her index finger and shook it gently, "In addition, after I tried my own ideas, I will add another important combat power to your team, but it is mainly used to protect Little Ami. So it is a win-win situation in any aspect. Just watch it silently."
While standing up, I was slapping the dust on my clothes, and I could only surrender. After all, this Queen was the type that Her Majesty did when she thought of it, and no one could stop it. Besides, it had nothing to do with me and Bai Lian, so it would be okay to treat it as a lively place.
If I knew in advance what the little queen would do next, I would definitely sacrifice my life to stop her at this moment. Unfortunately, I didn't know, and I seriously underestimated the degree to which this thousand-year-old loli was out of line, so when things happened, we were not mentally prepared for it.
Alicia took out a crystal bottle and handed it to her baby daughter. Before we realized the danger, Emilyna took it without hesitation and looked up and poured it all in one breath. In the little girl's mind, this should be just the drink her mother gave her, nothing special; however, in the eyes of others, the liquid contained in the crystal bottle was definitely no less than poison, and she could not even touch it.
"Bridge Bean Bags!" He was shocked in an instant and shouted, "You ghost? What strange thing did the beast mother drink for her daughter? Will she feed the poison if she disagrees!?"
"What nonsense? Even if I really want to drug Xiao Aimi, I will definitely be the computer accessories that have led to countless good stories, right?"
"Your explanation is even more worrying!" Hey, with a black thread on his head, I couldn't help but sigh deeply with my hands on my forehead and murmured in a low voice, "To be honest, I really doubt how this girl grew up healthy..."
The little queen suddenly clenched her fist and coughed hard, attracting the attention of Bai Lian and me, and then reached out to Emilyna, who had a cute expression on her face, and showed it: "Of course I grew up like this."
What did I see? The young girl version of Emilyna's petite body grew bigger at a speed visible to the naked eye. She looked like she was blowing a balloon. In a blink of an eye, she surpassed Alicia and finally became a girl stage that she was very familiar with - this is not the point. The girl has grown bigger, but her clothes will not grow bigger, and many places have been torn to pieces.
Of course, the clothes in some key parts will never be damaged, so the legendary Holy Light Lord did not have the chance to appear.
The brunette benefits from the blonde girl (just a young girl in her heart)? This one can be done! What’s even more fatal is that the little girl didn’t understand what happened to her, and she didn’t want to cover her body at all. She just stood there and pressed her index finger on her lips and tilted her head in confusion, as if she was curious about why her perspective suddenly became higher.
This is a crime, this is definitely a crime, hey!?
"No, please look at it!" Bai Lian screamed and rushed over and reached out to cover my eyes. However, the little idol was obviously exerting too much force. Not only did he fail to stop it in time, but he hit his head hard into our chest, "Ah?"
If I was not the case with the girl, I would be confident that I could catch the other person (except Emilyna, of course). But the problem now is that Bai Lian's fingers were stuck on our face. This was inserted into the nostrils and poked the eyes. In addition, the girl's violent impact made me stand? So I slid backwards and fell heavily on the ground in a dizzy turn. My soft abdomen was almost pushed out because it was used as a mat by the little idol. The situation was more than 100,800 miles away from the plot of the male and female characters we imagined that they fell to the ground.
How come I made it a meat cushion when I agreed to take advantage of it? But I am almost getting used to it.
Taking advantage of Bai Lian's busy attempt to get up from me, the little queen calmly walked to her baby girl who was far taller than her, gently stroked her jaw and squinted her eyes and commented seriously: "This is really unexpected. I didn't expect the little girl to grow up normally. I thought she would definitely be a thousand-year-old loli like me. In addition..."
As a thousand-year-old loli, the mother tried to tiptoe and raised her hand to press the baby's daughter's chest twice, then she knelt on the ground with a grayish white body and said, "I lost."
"So have you made enough trouble? There are still demons from the future who don't know the specific purpose and number of future devils wandering around. Is it time to inject hormones into my daughter to promote growth? "I'm too lazy to pat the dust on my clothes at this moment, because I always feel that I'm going to get dirty after a while. "I'm really fighting now. It doesn't matter how much resources you can't draw, but at least I'm a little calmer in daily life?"
"Anla, boy, you don't need to remind me." The little queen who instantly regained her color continued to look at her daughter while waved her hands without looking back, "But do you think it's really appropriate to conduct relevant investigations in this situation?"
"This situation refers to..."
Alicea finally let go of Emilyna with a curious baby expression, turned around and pointed to the self-propelled cannon not far away, which was always spitting out flashes and said: "The combined forces of both sides of the front line are at least millions, and this is not the case with the alliance fleet and the reserve opposite the demon portal. Are you sure you want to find a future demon from the future that you have never seen in the battlefield of fire? Not to mention that this is equivalent to finding a needle in a haystack, are you sure you can guarantee your safety?"
So that's it, no wonder the little queen didn't look anxious at all. She had known for a long time that I could not investigate in the fierce battle between the two armies, so she could only hide obediently in the safe rear. Although it was very unpleasant, this Wannian Loli was right. In the melee, I might be able to protect myself, but what should Bai Lian do? Arrange the little idol in the rear may be a way, but who knows whether the demon who traveled through time has prepared a way to return. If I see that the situation is not good, I will probably be able to escape because I am nearby. Then, Bai Lian hiding behind was thrown into this time and space?
After going back, no one would mention Aunt Lingling would definitely kill me.
Therefore, it is necessary to bring the white lotus with you, so it will definitely be inappropriate to go directly to the battlefield. You can only wait for the battle between the two sides to come to an end. Moreover, what we are going to conduct at that time is not a blatant investigation, but will only be a reconnaissance near the enemy's positions.
Chapter completed!