【11】Sometimes bragging is also an opportunity
After dragging the wet clothes, I walked slowly home.
In order to avoid a second-rate person who has a cold, he took off his clothes in a few seconds, and then quickly changed into a clean outfit for himself.
After changing his clothes, he was a little bored and started to pick up the furniture and firewood that he had given up at the door of his house.
But the second-rate guy was just busy and before he could saw off a whole section of wood, a passerby stopped and asked him. "Second, I heard that you are going to hook up with Li Daguo, the village head next door, to be your wife, is it true??"
"Can you speak? If you can't speak, don't speak. How can you be hooked up if you love me?!"
He was obviously pursuing Li Cuicui, but now he was said to be hooked up. The second-rate guy, who was very angry, stopped working and was furious to correct his words seriously at the villagers.
The second-rate guy's attitude is the same as the eldest, the second, and the third.
So the villagers who are familiar with his personality were not angry with him, but were smoking their own dry tobacco on the other side, and laughing at him happily, "What a good guy, you are willing to come here. It seems that you have made up your mind to be the son-in-law of Li Daguo, but Li Daguo said, "If you go over to their side, he will come over and break your leg. Are you not afraid?"
"If one leg is broken by my father-in-law's son-in-law, then I have no other way to resist. Who told me that I fell in love with someone else's daughter? Alas, the hero is sad to be a beauty. I think I, Liu Meng, have been unrestrained all my life, but in the end I got stuck in the word love, Alas." Faced with the scare of the villagers, the second-rate immediately showed a look. I was already out of sight, and I was ready to bear the bitterness of love.
Hearing the shameless words of the second-rate boy, the villagers laughed and said, "Good guy, it's different after being in the third grade. They can be a good word. Heroes are sad to pass the beauty. This word is good. I was a hero and missed the beauty. I could have been a carefree bachelor, but I met my child and was fucked by her all at once. Alas, now I think about it, I regret it when I was in the past!!"
"But let me down, don't think I don't know. Before you got married, you didn't even know what your wife was like. Your wife was obviously brought back to you by your father from outside. You tell me a bad hero, you are just a breeding pig, Fachun can't help it!!" He knew the villagers well, so when he heard that he was bragging to him, the second-rate immediately confronted him without giving him face.
"It's boring to chat like this. I won't expose you if you brag. If I brag, you will criticize me. If you do this, you will have no friends. I will tell you!!" The villagers who brag were criticized by the second-rate boy, immediately screamed in dissatisfaction after seeing the second-rate boy so dissatisfied.
Faced with the dissatisfaction of the villagers.
The second-rate man first looked around. After confirming that there was no one around, he took out a bag of big front door and threw it to him. Then he held a cup of water on the other side and drank water. He criticized the villagers on the spot teaching in the same way as a teacher. "It's not that I like to criticize you, but that you brag too much without technical content!!
You say that your hero is sad and beautiful, but hero is sad and beautiful, but how can you talk about your wife? How did your wife come from? Everyone in the village knows that when you say that, who can't know that you are bragging?
If you want to brag, you have to brag like this. First of all, you have to find an unfamiliar person and an unfamiliar scene. For example, didn’t you go out for a while back then, so you can brag about your heroic beauty like this.
[Hey, I remember that when I went out to explore the country, I actually had a glorious life, but I met her unexpectedly. In the end, the hero was sad and beautiful, and everything I had no longer existed. Then I was disheartened and came back to my home to accept the arrangement of my father to inherit the land and marry a woman he arranged for her to be a wife. Alas, the past is unbearable to look back on!!].
How about it? Isn’t it like this that you will become tall and proud? You brag like this, let alone being a villager. Even if your father hears it, he will think that this may be true. Do you understand or not? Bragging requires skills. Go back and learn well, younger generation!!”
Bragging is a simple thing, but now after being guided by the second-rate, the villagers immediately had a flash of inspiration and realized it.
After realizing it, the villagers immediately were there, lit the big front door and said lightly, "That's it, I came from a famous figure outside back then. I didn't even take a look at the big front door outside. Do you know why? I don't like it. The cigarettes I smoked back then were brought from abroad by a foreigner, and I don't like it at home... Well, why are you here, village chief???"
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"My dear, Lao Liu, you are so amazing. You don't even look down on this bag of big front door that costs several cents. It's amazing, but if you don't like it, give it to me!"
When I passed by, I called Erliuzi to see the village chief tomorrow. I was shocked by the villager's cowhide, and he believed him because the villager was holding a pack of Daqianmen cigarettes that he, the village chief, had never smoked before.
The villagers were not sad that the cigarette was snatched away by the village chief.
I was worried that the village chief would deduct work points. After hearing the village chief's words, the villagers quickly turned around and left to work in the field. "Why, village chief, I have to go to work. You can smoke cigarettes. This thing is not easy to smoke, and I really don't like it... It's better for foreigners to respect me."
The village chief who stole the villagers' cigarettes, when he saw the villagers leave, he immediately said the good words of the villagers in front of the second-rate boy: "What a good guy, a guy who doesn't say anything, who would have thought that he would be someone who has seen the world outside!!
This guy is a character. He doesn’t show off when he is brilliant, and he doesn’t complain when he is down and out. Such a talent cannot be wasted. When your production team selects a captain, I will let him be the captain of your team. We can’t waste such a big man.”
[The King of Niu is right. As long as the cowhide is bragging, you will be able to get whatever you want!!]
After praising the King of Niu in his heart, the second-rate boy hurriedly continued to saw the firewood there, and asked the village chief with a smile, "Village Chief, are you here to find me?"
I heard the second-rate question.
I remembered the village chief who was in charge, so I quickly took out the work certificate and handed it to him. "Ah, oh, I'm here to find you. I think you look pretty good. In addition, I have discussed with the village secretary and the others, so you can go raise cattle from tomorrow. This is the proof. If you take it to the cowshed tomorrow and give it to the administrator, he will give you work points in the future."
"Thank you for your care, I will definitely raise all the cattle in the village to fat and fat!!" The second-rate man who received the work certificate immediately showed an excited expression to thank the village chief.
After nodding casually, the village chief slowly walked into the second-ratezi's home. After taking a look at the inside, he nodded to the second-ratezi with satisfaction and said, "You should have done this long ago. Look at how spacious the house is after cleaning up. If you had done this earlier, the village chief would have introduced you to your wife.
But I don’t need to introduce you now. I heard that Li Cuicui, the village head next door, is the number one beauty in the town. Now you have been abducted by you, right?
Come on, work harder, get back home early, and let me live a good life, don’t be confused anymore, and don’t be afraid, Li Daguo dare not come over to break your legs, we are still here!!"
Chapter completed!