Chapter 91
The beggar wailed in his heart: "Why did I come first? I asked me to lean aside... Grandma, is this what a human does? No, this is not a human!"
The beggar can't beat him or scold him, so just bear it.
But he was depressed, Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing were even more depressed.
After all, they have been gods, a Marshal Tianpeng, with no more or less subordinates and tens of thousands of navy troops;
Another person who serves the Jade Emperor at least, and is placed in the mortal world, that is the position of the chief supervisor of the inner corps.
As a result, the two of them had to squat here to beg for food. What's the matter?
The two of them were squatting there, but their heads were so low that they were almost stuffed into their crotch. They were afraid that they would be seen by acquaintances and could not afford to lose this person if they were heard.
But when I pressed a bald man, I looked very casual and squatted there with a simple and stupid smile on my face. The point is that someone actually paid me!
He also accepted it!
Zhu Gangli looked at Sha Wujing, and Sha Wujing also looked at him. The two of them exchanged their eyes quickly, and they both felt that they should persuade their master who seemed to know everything but nothing.
"Junior Brother Sha, go and talk." Zhu Gangli said with his eyes.
It’s not that he didn’t want to use the method of transmitting voice to secrets, but that they had discovered it along the way. The bald man ignored the transmission and could hear it all the way around him.
Therefore, several apprentices practiced the tricks of eye communication, closing their eyes in blinking, and opening and closing their pupils are all secret words.
Sha Wujing replied, "Second Senior Brother, Master is the most despised you. Moreover, you are the second Senior Brother. With the Senior Brother, how dare you talk nonsense? This is called "Going to the Heavenly Court" and it can be beaten half to death at the least, and then it will be on the God-Slaying Platform. You also know that Master still cares about some details. I can't say this. Although Xiaobai came early, he was just a mount, which is not considered a ranking.
Now that the eldest brother is not your eldest brother, the eldest brother is like a father, so you have to say this."
Zhu Gangli felt comfortable to hear, especially when the eldest brother was not here, he was the eldest brother and the eldest brother was a father, which made him a little more elated.
He even felt that he had more burdens out of thin air and that he should do something!
So Zhu Gangli mustered up the courage to look at Tang Sanzang: "Cough cough... Master, this is begging money, do you want it too?"
Tang Sanzang said seriously: "What's wrong with begging? Didn't it beg for your master based on your ability? Why don't you want the money you earn by your ability? By the way, are you questioning your master?" Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang's eyes gradually became serious.
Zhu Gangli shook his hands repeatedly and said, "Master, I didn't question you. Really, Junior Brother Sha, you said...you...what are you doing?"
I saw Sha Wujing help Tang Sanzang wipe the sweat with one hand, and straighten the beggar bowl with the other hand, then squatted there quietly and said, "Master will do whatever you ask me to do. How can we dislike it? Second Senior Brother, you are talking too much."
"I...I Cao!" Zhu Gangli felt like he was being cheated again!
At that moment, Zhu Gangli had a bad premonition, and it became stronger and stronger!
Just as Tang Sanzang was about to go wild, a gentle female voice rang out: "Is this Elder Tang?"
Hearing the woman's voice, and the sound was very good. Tang Sanzang's head, which seemed not to be very active, instantly told him to run and analyze what kind of girl a girl with this sound would be...
At the same time, he widened his eyes and looked at Zhu Gangli. Zhu Gangli was so angry that he was furrowed all over his body, and subconsciously wanted to avoid it.
"Look at me!" Tang Sanzang scolded angrily.
Zhu Gangli looked at Tang Sanzang honestly, which seemed to be glaring at him to death, and said tremblingly: "Master, you...what are you doing?"
Tang Sanzang said: "The woman behind me is a woman wearing a yellow long gown, oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, big eyes, high nose bridge, gold and silver. She also has two maids around her, right?"
Zhu Gangli was confused and thought to himself: I, Cao, can Master, have magical powers? Are you good at fortune telling?
The woman behind said in surprise: "It's indeed a great monk in the Tang Dynasty. No wonder the old monster in yellow robe is not your opponent. The little woman admires it!"
Sha Wujing next to him looked admiring...
Only the white dragon horse shook his head and said to himself: "Where is the fortune teller? That's obviously because his eyes are so good, okay?"
Only when he noticed that Tang Sanzang saw through the reflex of the pupils of Zhu Gangli, it was not a fortune teller...
However, the White Dragon Horse did not dare to expose the bald man's words, but just stayed honestly beside him and pretended to be a qualified horse.
Tang Sanzang heard the woman's surprise voice and looked upright, like a real monk. He slowly turned around. Seeing the beautiful woman in front of him, his eyes flashed and his hands closed and said, "Amitabha, female donor, fortune telling is just a small path for me. What I am best at is palmistry and bone touching. Female donor, should I try it?"
The person who came was none other than the wife of the old monster in yellow robe. The little princess of Baoxiang Baihuashao.
Baihuaxiu had an idea at first, but seeing the monk's uncovered hot eyes, he hid his hands and shook his head repeatedly and said, "No, no...no...no. Master, that... I want to talk to you about something."
"Talk! Let's talk! But this is not a place to chat, let's go to the restaurant to chat!"
Tang Sanzang pointed to the restaurant behind him and said in a very grand manner. At the same time, he stood up naturally and walked into the restaurant with great strides.
Baihua was ashamed to see Tang Sanzang say this, and she felt much more relieved. She was really afraid that this powerful monk would be like the old monster in yellow robe. If he fell in love with it, he would knock it out and carry it away. That would be too tragic.
Since Tang Sanzang talks about etiquette and law, it means that she is still a monk, and she can still talk about her affairs.
So Baihuaxi also followed Tang Sanzang into the restaurant.
Behind him, Zhu Gangli asked Sha Wujing with his eyes: "Master has gone to the restaurant. Does he have money to treat him? He won't be embarrassed to let women treat him, right? This does not conform to the law of picking up girls."
Sha Wujing scratched her head and said, "I don't know, maybe, Master has some private money. Is it that Master is willing to spend money by picking up girls."
Zhu Gangli thought about the bald urinary nature, and it seemed that it was true.
So the two of them quickly carried their luggage and followed...
As for the White Dragon Horse, he had already followed him. He was very conscious and did not enter the house. Instead, he went around the back and found a stable to squeeze in a seat. While the servant who was watching the horse was not paying attention, he knocked it down with his hooves and secretly went to the kitchen to have a feast.
In the restaurant, Tang Sanzang shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Waiter, find me a private room, serve the best tea and the strongest wine, and give me all your signature dishes!"
Baihua was stunned: "Also drink?"
Tang Sanzang replied casually: "Of course! Men just want to drink the strongest wine, go to the wildest girl...uh... cow back, look at the most beautiful grassland."
Baihua's face turned dark in an instant when she heard this. However, when she heard Tang Sanzang say that it was a cow's back, not a girl, her face looked better. However, when she looked at Tang Sanzang, her eyes had changed from looking at a monk to looking at a hooligan.
Chapter completed!