Chapter 83 Between Drunk and Awake
"Black Monkey, don't you like to analyze data the most? What do you think is this? Why do I think Master Gu Yue is punching the ground stake?"
The black monkey wearing glasses politely held the glasses and said, "Have you heard of the carriage shock?"
Everyone tilted their heads and looked question marks.
The black monkey said, "I guess, this is the legendary mountain earthquake!"
A group of guys suddenly realized: "Oh..."
...
In the cave, Tang Sanzang was like crazy, jumping up and down, slamming the cave all over Master Gu Yue, and this smash was all night.
As the alcohol dissipated, Tang Sanzang's movements gradually stopped, then he waved one step and lay on Master Gu Yue's bed with a bang, and fell asleep with saliva.
Master Gu Yue had already been thrown away, his hair was covered with black and blue all over his body, his face was flying, his mouth was open, and he had no good teeth in his mouth...
Looking at himself in the mirror, Master Gu Yue let out a shrill scream: "The sky is so slaughtered... Tang Sanzang!"
"Who are you calling?!"
A familiar, demon-like voice rang out.
Master Gu Yue was shocked and looked back and saw Tang Sanzang sitting up again. He looked at her sleepyly and asked, "What's wrong with you? Who is you beaten up? Isn't it too ruthless?"
When Master Gu Yue heard this, tears flowed down his face.
She really wanted to say that you beat me.
But she dared not...
Worried, sad, depressed, regretful...
For a moment, Master Gu Yue felt mixed emotions.
Tang Sanzang said, "Hey, look at you like this, it's too miserable. You should heal your wounds quickly. Even if I can afford to settle your appearance, I am afraid that it will affect my child's appearance."
Master Gu Yue felt so sad and cursed in his heart: "This bastard is actually disgusted!"
Just then, a black monkey leaned in.
Master Gu Yue was already full of anger. She didn't dare to vent her vent to Tang Sanzang. She caught the monkey and cursed directly: "What are you looking at? Get out!"
The monkey hurriedly shrank back...
As soon as the monkey left the cave, there was a spirit beast immediately. The demon pet came over and asked, "How is it?"
The tarsman held her glasses and said, "Oh, don't mention it. I can't recognize the master even after being abused. I really didn't see it. The master was so crazy when he played..."
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In the cave, Master Gu Yue was so angry that the three corpse gods were almost bursting when he heard this. He was about to go out to settle the score with the monkey.
However, she still took out the pill and took it. At the same time, she used her magic power and her injuries were instantly healed. Her beautiful appearance and white skin returned. At this moment, except for her uneven clothes and messy hairstyle, she all recovered as before.
At this moment, a bald man came over and said with hot eyes: "I remembered that you said we should drink first and then do things! Where is the wine? Hurry up... I can't wait! To be honest, I have never drunk wine in my life!"
Master Gu Yue was stunned and asked with his eyes wide open, "Do you remember?"
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said, "What do I... remember?"
Master Gu Yue screamed, "You just drank a glass of wine as big as a fingernail and it was broken?"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense. If you can't even get drunk with mosquitoes, I will be cut off? Hurry up, bring the wine and drink it, let's continue! To be honest, I haven't drunk wine for many years, and I don't remember what the wine tastes."
Tang Sanzang looked anxious and urged.
Master Gu Yue had a black face and roared in his heart: "You will be cut off after drinking it. Can you remember what the smell of wine is so damn good?"
Just as Master Gu Yue was in a daze and roaring, Tang Sanzang suddenly shouted: "I found the wine!"
Master Gu Yue was shocked and looked over suddenly. He saw that Tang Sanzang really turned out a jar of wine under her bed!
Before Master Gu Yue could react, Tang Sanzang had carefully put the jar into his own Sumeru bag, and then came a small cup everywhere, saying, "Wine is a good thing, and you must be kept. I promised to drink a glass first, and then we will do the important business, hehe..."
Master Gu Yue rushed up screaming and wanted to organize Tang Sanzang to drink: "No drink!"
However, what is Tang Sanzang's strength? He blocked Master Gu Yue with one hand, raised his head and drank a glass of wine!
Master Gu Yue suddenly felt the aura of the bald man in front of him changed, and then the bald man tilted his head and asked her slantedly, "What are you looking at?"
"I……"
"You scold me!"
"I didn't..."
Bang bang bang...
Ahhhhh…
Dongdongdongdongdongdong!
The earth shakes...
Outside, the tarsier shook her head and said, "It's so good to be young, I can really make trouble. I only took a few minutes to rest and started again."
...
Three hours later, Tang Sanzang was drunk and fell asleep again.
Master Gu Yue came to the mirror swayingly, looking at his unparalleled appearance inside, and tears flowed...
Then she saw a more terrifying scene, and the bald man sat up again.
At that moment, Master Gu Yue's tears couldn't stop flowing, and he wailed in his heart: "Is this bald man sobering up so quickly? Is this used to be sobering up? Who can stand it!"
"Oh, why are you beaten like this? Who did it? This is too cruel, right?" Tang Sanzang came over and shouted in surprise.
Master Gu Yue looked at the bald man in front of him and could no longer bear it. He roared: "You still have the face to ask, you beat me!"
Tang Sanzang tilted his head and said, "Don't swear at others, it's impossible!"
"How is it impossible?"
"Even if I beat me, I can't slap in the face. If you beat me like this, what do you want me to play? Am I causing trouble for myself?" The bald man shouted with confidence.
Master Gu Yue looked at the righteous look and was speechless, but then he thought, what about the face of a monk who said such righteous words?!
At this moment, Master Gu Yue had an idea and pointed to the ground and said, "I don't admit it yet. It was the magical power you just used to use the magical power of pointing to the ground to form steel. You should have recognized it this time, right?"
Tang Sanzang was stunned, looked at the steel land, and then smiled.
Master Gu Yue asked angrily: "Why are you laughing at?"
Tang Sanzang said, "I almost believed your nonsense before. After reading this, I became more and more determined that you just wanted to mess with me! You are afraid that I don't know that I don't know how to make magical powers, let alone the method of turning into steel, right?"
Master Gu Yue was stunned?
Don't know how to do magical powers?
You don’t know how powerful this grandson used it just now?
Is this bald man lying just a brain?
But she didn't know that Tang Sanzang did not know how to use magical powers. At least he couldn't remember how to use magical powers and could not understand them, so he naturally felt confident.
At this moment, Master Gu Yue saw the bald man back to the bed and sat down, muttering, "Hey, you're like this, I can't do it anymore. Let's do it, bring the wine, I'll drink some wine. By the way, I haven't drunk for so many years, and I have forgotten what the wine tastes."
Chapter completed!